MUNNABHAI MANAGER !!!

"CHIRKOOT: 'Oh ! God ! It is 

so painful for any bank to see 

such a huge NPA AMOUNT; 

excuse me, what is the 

procedure to do a successful 

recovery in any NPA ACCOUNT ?'

PROFESSOR: 'Always remember, 

that we are not here to make friends, 

we are here to do banking BUSINESS; 

aggressive cash recovery of all loan 

accounts is the best strategy to come 

out of this asset quality STRESS.'

MUNNABHAI: 'Yeh Chirkoot, kya training class 

mein khaali poochta raheta hain SAWAAL; 

customer logon ko samjhaane kaa re, ki kaise 

woh ush karz kaa kar sakta hai sahi ISTEMAAL; 

taah ki uski business mein khub munaafa 

ho, aur woh ho jaaye MAALAMAAL; 

koi bank ka paisa le ke lautaayega nahi, toh 

humlog hain naa, karne ke liye BAAWAAL.'

CIRCUIT: 'Kya re Chirkoot, Bhai ne 

bola hain, loan recovery karne 

kaa, toh karne KAA; 

tere ko bhi 'Munnabhai Manager' 

maafik banne kaa kya, bole toh, 

ekdum tension nahi lene KAA.'"- Arindam Sain