Sunday, May 24, 2026

MERGE INTERNAL DEPARTMENTS TO GET MORE STAFF AND UTILIZE THEM TO NEW ZONES AS IN EACH ZONE THERE WILL BE ONLY 40 BRANCHES !!!

"CEO: 'Suddenly, why are 
we so inclined towards 
'Artificial INTELLIGENCE';
because we liked redundancy 
and regarding any smart works, 
we showed NEGLIGENCE.'

CONSULTANT: 'Exactly, so, first 
start with the policy of 'Merger 
of Internal DEPARTMENT';
Merge FI with Marketing (FIM), merge 
credit monitoring with recovery & law
(CMRL) to do final NPA SETTLEMENT.
Club Administration, Inspection 
and P&D (AIPD) together and 
they will sit just beside your CABIN;
it will give you better control to 
decide which redundant paperwork 
can be thrown in the DUSTBIN.'

CEO: 'IT and Premises Department 
can be clubbed too, (ITP) it can 
be handled by any IT guy ALONE;
By merging, we will get extra staff, 
now, let us divide zones, only 40 
branches will be there in each ZONE.'"- Arindam Sain

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