Wednesday, November 27, 2024

WHAT A FUNNY LAW IN INDIA WHERE 'BIGAMY' IS A CRIME BUT 'ADULTERY' IS NOT A CRIME !!!

"LADY OWNER OF ESCORT
AGENCY: ''Bigamy' is punishable 
in India, but 'Live In' is NOT; 
look at the beautiful girls 
of our escort agency, they 
are so sexy and HOT.
She is getting alimony from 
you and getting banged up by her 
boyfriend almost every night, so 
smart is your characterless WIFE;
when you have money with 
you, when you are so sexy 
and handsome, taste our girls 
one at a time, enjoy your LIFE.
What a funny law in 
India where 'Bigamy' is 
a crime but 'Adultery' 
is not a CRIME;
that means you cannot do 
second marriage while having one 
wife, but with other people's wives, you 
can freely enjoy your sexy intimate TIME.'

GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE: 'Prostitution 
is illegal in India, what people will say, 
if I start enjoying these WOMEN;
it is the women only, who always criticize 
the naughty and flirty men by passing 
the comment, 'Men will be MEN'.

THAI GIRL: 'Sir, even smoking 
cigarette and drinking alcohol 
is injurious to HEALTH; 
but, from those two things 
only, the Indian Government 
earns more WEALTH.
Everyone knows that in our spa and pub, 
we also provide escort service, so, they 
are also happy by charging more TAX;
open up your clothes Sir, you look tired, 
just enjoy your life, spend the erotic 
time with us, time to chill and RELAX.'

ARAB GIRL: Sir, the Hindu marriage act 
is strict, though, the ancient Hindu Kings 
had multiple wives, but exceptional was 
Maryada Purushottam Bhagwan RAM; 
come to Dubai and apply for the UAE 
citizenship, there you can marry four 
times, live happily with four wives, just 
you need to get converted to ISLAM.'"- Arindam Sain

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