EBAAR THEKE KINTU EKDUM CHUPCHAP 'DHORI MAACH NAA CHUYI PAANI' !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Baari theke 
bou phone korechilo, amar meye 
ta ekhono tution pore fereni BAARI;
meye r phone number ta 
dicchi, tower location ta 
trace karo TARATARI.'

CONSTABLE: 'Haan trace kore 
dicchi, tobe Sir, amader ki bichaar 
byabostha, ganadharshan kore o, 
ei 3 jon duskriti peye galo JAAMIN;
apni jakhan eder petacchilen, eder 
ekjon kintu bolchilo, je apnar meye ke 
chene, ebong aar ekta 'R.G.Kar 
kaando' kore debe, eder o khoj NIN.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Oi 'Andha Kanoon' 
cinema r Rajanikanth hote hobe dekhchi, 
2 din por bangla khabor er kaagaz e jano 
chaapa hoy, je ei 3 jon NIRUDDESH; 
oi meye taa o bichaar paabe, 
kono ukeel er khorcha o laagbena, 
amader o oto parishram korte 
hobena, case o hoye jaabe SESH.'

CONSTABLE: 'Apnar meye r mobile er 
last location apnaar baarir kaach er 
metro station, ekdum SURAKKHITO;
kintu bhaabun toh samaaj er abostha, 
apni Police Inspector hoye o aatank e 
bhugchen, eta ee ki chilo KAANKHITO.
Sir, ebaar theke kintu 
ekdum chupchap 'dhori 
maach, naa chuyi PAANI';
Uttar Pradesh ebong Maharashtra 
r police raa o jaanuk, je aamra o 
erokom korte JAANI.'"- Arindam Sain