FY 2017-18 APRIL FOOLS DAY RHYME !!!

"Breaking News! Breaking News! 
From 1st April 2017, 
2000 rupee note may become INVALID. 
From 1st May 2017, there may be limited editions 
of all printed newspapers as Indian Government wants 
everyone to download news apps to read latest news INDEED. 
From 1st June 2017, India may be officially declared 
as a dry nation; 
so, no more Patiala PEGS. 
From 1st July 2017, a person may be jailed for 
at least 15 years if that person starts 
selling plastic EGGS. 
From 1st August 2017, all the Post Offices 
may not act like a 
payment BANK; 
From 1st September 2017, no subsidies on LPG may be given 
to anyone devoid of 
any class, creed and RANK. 
From 1st October 2017, ballot boxes 
may not be used 
in any ELECTION. 
From 1st November 2017, everyone may have to buy 
grocery items from grocery shops only as there may be 
no ration card to get RATION. 
From 1st December 2017, there may be no 
student wings of any 
political party in any COLLEGE. 
From 1st January 2018, in every districts of India, 
for all types of crops there may be a 
district level cold STORAGE. 
From 1st February 2018, to open any type of account 
in any bank, PAN Card 
may become MANDATORY. 
From 1st March 2018, to protect all the Indians from 
air pollution and global warming, any 2-wheeler and 4-wheeler 
vehicle may not run on roads if it is not running on BATTERY. 
On 1st April 2018, 
you can again read this 
'FY 2017-18 APRIL FOOLS DAY' RHYME. 
Don't get fooled by fake news, so, always check for 
authentic information only 
to stay updated with TIME."- Arindam Sain