HUM NE PADH LIYA HAIN TUMHARE DIL; HOON MAIN TUMHARE KAABIL; APNI PYAARI SI SANSAAR MEIN KARLO MUJHE SAAMIL !!!

"Ladki ne boli, 'Main bhi tumhari tarah 
divorcee hoon, naam hain JANHAVI; 
tum toh ho 
Internet ki RAJKAVI; 
badiya laagta hain tumhare 
woh sab stylish CHAVI; 
ish Rajya mein toh bahut kam hee 
suney hain tumhare yeh PADVI.'

Ladke ne bola, 'Dadaji kaha karte 
teh ki eksamay hamaare 
purvpurush teh RAJASTHANI; 
Maharana Pratap ke samay 
Alwar mein kisi Rajput Raja 
ke teh Rajput SENANI. 
Phir Uttar Pradesh mein 
Thakur Bhrahmin baaney aur phir 
unme sey kuch ghusey BIHAR; 
zameen ko leke dangal huye, 
baane teh joh kuch bigre huye 
shehzaada aur ZAMINDAAR. 
Gene ke andar hee hain 
maar danga wali baath, 
kuch kar nahi SAKTE; 
par gussey ko kaabu mein rakhna 
shikhey hain humlog yun hee 
raastey mein chalte CHALTE. 
Bihar mein jab huye badiya sa 
parivaar wala DAANGA; 
tab khoon ke rang se laal 
ho chuki thi Maa GANGA. 
Apne hee parivaar walon se 
jaan baachane ke liye, 
kuch bhaagey BARDHAMAN; 
kuch gaya Baleswar mein Panda banne, 
aur kuch wahan se uttar ke disha mein 
gaya, banne Nandigram ka MEHMAAN. 
Midnapore se 
saat bhai 
aaye SUNDARBAN; 
ussi saat bhai ka ek bhai tha mere 
Dadaji, badiya karte teh Gita paath 
aur gaate teh BHAJAN. 
Kisaan ke bete ko 
milaa ek rastriya bank 
mein naukri aur aaya KOLKATTA; 
sirf hum hee ish khaandaan ki pehli 
bada ladke hain joh doosre jagah pe 
migrate na kar saka, hai re VIDHAATA.'

Ladki ne boli, 'Chorh ke chali gayi 
jisse kiye teh SHAADI; 
ho gaya, jitna 
honaa tha BARBAADI. 
Phir se shuru karo 
ek naya ZINDAGI; 
hum toh taiyaar hain ish Rajput se, 
karne ke liye DILLAGI. 
Kolkatta mein aab kya rakha hain, 
chalo Bengaluru, Chennai ya MUMBAI; 
Rukmini nahi, Radha nahi, o mere Kishan 
Kanaiya, main banoongi tumhari MEERABAI.'

Ladka ne bola, 'Mat karo 
itni bhi JALDBAAZI; 
shaadi ke liye mat ho jaao 
itni jaldi RAAZI. 
Pehle poori tarah se 
parakh toh loh MUJHE; 
kyon kuch galat kaha 
kya maine, kya SAMJHE.'

Haash ke woh ladki boli, 
'Ziddi hotey ho tum Rajput log, 
kar ke hee chorhte ho, 
jo pakad lete ho ZID; 
par jab bhi jisse pyar karte ho, 
ussey bahut pyar karte ho, 
aur karte ho unse bhi bahut 
saare pyaar ki UMMEED. 
Khaaye ho 
dhokha EKBAAR; 
iska matlab yeh nahi, ke milega 
nahi tumko saccha PYAR. 
Humne toh padh liya 
hain tumhare DIL; 
hoon main 
tumhare KAABIL; 
apni pyari si sansaar mein kar lo 
mujhko SAAMIL.'"- Arindam Sain