DONO MEIN SE KISI KO NAA MILEGA TROPHY; AGAR CHAI HAIN KISHORE KUMAR, TOH COFFEE HAIN MOHAMMAD RAFI !!!

"Kahe Ramcharan, 'Arrey woh Sitapati 
Babu, ish sardi ke mausam mein, hoyi 
jaaye ek peyaala garam CHAI'; 
Bolle Sitapati, 'Taah jaa bolecho bhaaya, 
jaa thanda poreche, ek cup garam chaa, 
ke naa khete CHAAYE.' 
Raghuveeran said, 'Why you guys always 
drink tea; for a cup of coffee, why you all 
always say NO; 
from Arab Empire in those 
ancient days, who stole seven 
coffee beans, do you KNOW' ? 
Sitapati bolle, 
'Oto neyi 
amader JAANAA; 
tobe oi East India Company r lok e ra 
Assam e jor kore chaa bagaan korechilo, 
seta noy kaarur AJAANAA. 
Assam er chaa 
baro ee SUSWAADU; 
jodi o sunechi jey Nilgiri r swadeshi style 
er coffee r swaade achey onyo ek JAADU; 
taai toh bidesh e 
hoy eto swadeshi 
coffee r RAPTANI; 
baaire o choley jaaye bhalo coffee, 
abaar daam o beshi, taai chaa keyi 
rashtriya paaniyo boleyi MAANI. 
Dakshin Bharat er lokeder oi choto steel 
er baati teh se ki circus, coffee taare 
niye, satti ee, dakshin bharatiya ra 
besh bhalobaashe 'Filter COFFEE.' 
Raghuveeran said, 'Had there been a 
competition worldwide between these 
two stimulant drinks, coffee would have 
won the Champion's TROPHY.' 
Kahe Ramcharan, 'Dono mein se kisi ko 
naa milega trophy, kyon ki agar chai 
hain Kishore Kumar, toh coffee hain 
Mohammad RAFI.'"- Arindam Sain