Saturday, December 6, 2025

YOU BELIEVE IN GENDER EQUALITY, THAT'S GOOD, NOW, WE MUST EQUALLY SPLIT THE RESTAURANT BILL !!!

"VAISHALI: 'Hi, I am Vaishali, 
I hope that you have liked this 
restaurant, it is a nice PLACE; 
look, let me tell you that  I am 
a feminist, I always prefer 
to have a personal SPACE.
No matter whatsoever, I 
believe in gender EQUALITY; 
and I believe in brand 
value and good QUALITY.
The food items were 
very delicious RIGHT;
it is indeed a very good 
romantic dinner date NIGHT.

VAIBHAV: 'You believe in gender 
equality, that's good, now, we must 
equally split the restaurant BILL;
no cash, no problem, relax, QR 
code is there in this restaurant, you 
pay 50%, I pay 50%, so just CHILL.'

VAISHALI: 'No, no, you got 
my concept, totally WRONG;
after all, you men are always 
dominating and STRONG.
Gender equality and paying 
50% bill is not the SAME;
Men must always pay the full 
restaurant bill, that's the real GAME.'

VAIBHAV: 'Madam, this is my ID 
Card, I am an Intelligence officer, 
I came here to INVESTIGATE;
so, this restaurant owner gives you 
30% commission on the bill for what 
you and your dating partner ATE.
So many single men have been 
fooled by you through a dating app 
by inviting them to a dating DINNER;
as I am a spy, the Special Task Force 
assigned me this investigation by saying, 
'If she is guilty, it is time to warn HER'.'

VAISHALI: 'But, you can't take any 
action against me, you can only 
create a social AWARENESS; 
this Gen-Z generation boys are not 
so smart, and we girls always fool 
them by dating to run our BUSINESS.'

VAIBHAV : 'A man associated with 
you, did a video call as a fake cop to 
a single man whom you dated HERE;
with a recorded video call session, you 
blackmailed that man, and he lodged a 
complaint to a cyber cell SOMEWHERE.
Your real boyfriend who is actually a fake 
cop has been arrested and the cyber 
cell cops are waiting for you OUTSIDE; 
for the time being, we, intelligence 
officers have to provide some treatment 
to this restaurant owner INSIDE.'"- Arindam Sain