Sunday, April 5, 2026

SAVING EXPENSES ON ELECTRICITY IS ALSO A MEASURE OF COST CUTTING !!!

"AUDITOR: 'Oh ! My God ! so 
much expenses on ELECTRICITY;
why is there a late sitting tendency 
in any branch of any CITY.
In some of the big reputed 
banks, their Head Office has 
issued circulars on 'Late SITTING';
before 7 PM, why are the tasks not 
finished, saving expenses on electricity 
is also a measure of cost CUTTING.'

BANK EXECUTIVE: 'In some cases, 
some employees spend too much time 
on gossiping, some are not so EFFICIENT;
when it comes to operating the computers, 
some of the old generation employees 
are not so speedy and PROFICIENT.
In many cases, CBS link 
failures do HAPPEN;
all are there in digital format, you can't 
do banking by only using your PEN.
If 10 people are retiring, then only 4 
people are getting recruited, so, there 
is indeed a manpower SHORTAGE;
keep AI robot as a cash teller in rural 
branch, the rural customers will break 
that robot, even on this internet AGE.'

AUDITOR: 'Now I understand, why big 
banks could issue the circular that 
after 7 PM, no one should be in OFFICE;
the big banks invested in infrastructure 
and recruitment of more people to 
prove that they are no more NOVICE.'"- Arindam Sain

O JATO EE KARO TAAKA PAISA ROZGAAR; SHASYA R FALAN NAA HOILE, CHATURDIKE PORI JAABE HAHAKAAR !!!

"HAAURI: 'Koi go, oi poinadhaar e, 
culvert er nichey, chekni jaal diya 
koyeta maach DHORLA ? 

HAAURA: 'Aa go, baari nu kota 
kochu tuleye leiso dekhi, tnetul 
er tok khaabo, dhorchi je MORLA.'

HAARU: 'Tumaane ki suddho 
Bangla e katha koyite paroni, sebaare 
je aastholo mor baandhabi, NISHA;
se koitholo je, 'tomar maa baba kirokom 
'gneyo chaasa' katha bole, adbhut shunte 
laage tomader aanchalik BHAASHA.''

HAAURA: 'Dyakh Kochi, bhasha 
jerkum shunte laaguk na kano, 
outa aamanker MAATRIBHAASA;
aar tor bandhabi ke koibu, je amanker 
mato gneyo lok jodi naa chaash karto, 
naa jodi roito kuno CHAASHA,
o jato ee karo taaka 
paisa ROZGAAR;
shasya r falan naa hoile, 
chaturdike pori jaabe HAHAKAAR.'

HAAURI: 'Dyakh Haaradhan, tor 
maa hoya koithi, orkum mejhi r 
sathe bhool e o jano na hoy PRANOY;
jaar moddhe ache sahar er paisawala 
ahankaar, aamanker graam er kuno 
mejhi ke beyaa hobu, oi Nisha ke NOY.'"- Arindam Sain