KUCH CHEEZEIN SAMJHA LIYA KARO; PYAR SE BULAANA MUJHE 'PARO' !!!

"Kitni madhur laagti hain 
yeh chandni RAATEIN; 
jab mere kandhein pe apni sarh rakh ke 
karti ho tum meethi meethi BAATEIN. 
Ek mahine pehle teh hum dono ish 
saher mein do AJNABI; 
aaj dekho, dono ke hee wallet mein 
hain dono ki ek ek passport size CHABI. 
Woh bheerh bus mein tum 
baithi thi 'Gents' ke seat mein, 
mujhe aaya tha GUSSA; 
itna jhagra kiya tumse ki, tum chali gayi 
woh 'Ladies' seat mein, yeh kahe ke, 'Yeh 
aadmi hain sahi mein pagal JAISA.' 
Phir ekdin raat ho gayi thi, Saltlake 
Sector-V ke bus stand mein naa 
mil rahi thi koi bhi BUS; 
tumne poocha mujhse, 'Ola ya 
Uber book karoon kya, 50% fare 
share kar lena BAASH.' 
Main bhi hairaan tha ki, ush din hum 
itna jhagra kiya tumse, kahey 
diya tha bahut KUCH; 
phir bhi tum humse itni pyaar se 
baat kiya, sahi mein ussi samay dil 
mein kuch ho raha tha SACHMUCH. 
Tumhe 'Ola' pasand nahi, 
humko 'Uber' pasand nahi, 
toh tumne bulaa liya 'OLA'; 
tumko utar na tha 
New Alipore aur 
humko jaana tha BEHALA. 
Sector-V se le kar Ruby Hospital 
tak, hum toh tumse ek bhi 
baat nahi BOLA; 
Ruby Hospital cross karte hee, 
tumne apni bag se ek 
'Dairy Milk' chocolate NIKAALA. 
Chocolate deke humko 
tumne kaha, 'Itna gussa sahed 
ke liye accha nahi HOTA; 
hamare paas joh paisa hain, hum 
akele hee ish Ola Cab ko book kar leti, 
tab tum ghar kaise JAATA.' 
Phir humko aaya gussa aur maine bola, 
'Kuch ehsaan kar liye ho kya, abhi hum 
utar jaate hain Ballygunge mein THAIRO.' 
Jhat se haath pakar liye tum mera aur 
kaha, 'Itne bhi bacchein ho nahi, 
kuch cheezein samjha liya KARO; 
pyar jo ho gaya hain tumse, naam hain 
meri Paromita, pyar se tum 
bulaana mujhe, 'PARO'."- Arindam Sain

MOBILE NUMBER REGISTRATION IS A NECESSITY; TO GET AN EXTRA LAYER OF SECURITY !!!

"Registration of your Mobile Number 
with your Bank account is a NECESSITY; 
as it will help you to get an 
extra layer of SECURITY. 
Many a times, even some educated 
customers fall in the trap of fake calls 
to provide all details of 
ATM Card to the FRAUDSTERS; 
even by knowing the CVV and the ATM 
Card details, online transactions can be 
done which has generated among the 
bank customers, more FEARS. 
In any type of ATM transactions, be it in 
ATM, POS machines or in online purchase, 
make 'One Time Password' (OTP) 
mandatory across the NATION; 
make the accounts dormant 
with no AADHAAR link, 
no Form 60/61 or PAN, no 
mobile REGISTRATION."- Arindam Sain

LET US HAVE A 'CONTINENTAL CUP' IN CRICKET WITH PINK BALL; THE BATTLE OF 'ASIA' VS 'NON-ASIA' WILL BE LIKED BY ALL !!!

"Let us have a 'Continental Cup' 
in Cricket with Pink BALL; 
the battle of 'ASIA' Vs 'NON-ASIA' 
will be liked by ALL. 
The matches will be 
of 50 OVERS; 
the tournement to be played 
after every 2 YEARS. 
India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, 
Bangladesh and Afghanistan 
will be in the 'ASIA' GROUP; 
Australia, West Indies, South Africa, 
England and New Zealand 
will be in the 'NON-ASIA' GROUP. 
Lottery will be done 
from both the groups to 
find out which team clashes 
with which team in 'KNOCK OUT FIVE'. 
Say, if in 1st lottery from 'ASIA' group, it is 
India, and from 1st lottery from 'NON ASIA' 
group, it is West Indies, then both will 
clash with each other to SURVIVE. 
Out of the 5 winning teams from the 
'Knock out Five' stage, rankings of 
these 5 teams will be done based on 
their net RUN-RATE; 
the top 3 teams 
as per the rankings 
will be selected for the 
Semi-Final round STRAIGHT. 
The 4th and the 
5th ranked teams 
will play with each other to 
qualify as the 4th SEMI-FINALIST; 
In the semi-final, the 1st Ranked Team 
will play with the 4th Ranked Team 
and the 2nd with the 3rd 
as per the LIST."- Arindam Sain

BE IT NEW DELHI OR OLD DILLI; IN 2019, THE WEATHER IS SO COLD AND CHILLY !!!

"Be it New Delhi 
or Old DILLI; 
in 2019, the weather is 
cold and CHILLY. 
In Summer times, it was so hot, that 
you had to drink cold drinks and 
sing, 'Just chill, CHILL'; 
now in winter times, it is so cold that 
sitting in front of a lit up fire, you are 
trembling a little STILL. 
Why after so many years, 
the people of Delhi are 
witnessing such 
extreme WEATHER; 
the blame is on the citizens of Delhi 
only, because they never even bothered 
about controlling the pollution levels 
to keep Delhi HEALTHIER. 
In every winter season, we are 
seeing a battle of 
Northern Winds Vs 
Western Winds NOWADAYS; 
so, the temperature will keep on going up 
and down as if it is in a rollercoaster ride, 
but, still, keep yourself warm and 
healthy in those DAYS."- Arindam Sain

IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO GO TO 'DISNEYLAND'; THEN COME TO MUMBAI TO VISIT 'JioWONDERLAND' !!!

"The famous character 
created by 'Walt Disney' is 
still the 'Mickey MOUSE'; 
though, it looks quite different 
from Lord Ganesha's 'Mushak' 
which we see in our HOUSE. 
'Donald Duck' is another 
famous character which 
everyone liked so MUCH; 
the 'Lion King' created so much 
popularity that there is no other 
success stories as SUCH. 
In India, our grandfathers as well 
as grandmothers used to tell 
fairy tales in our CHILDHOOD; 
we used to coin it as 'Thakuma r Jhuli' 
and 'Panchatantra' respectively and 
those stories were really. so GOOD. 
'Walt Disney' succeeded 
in marketing 
his CREATIVITY; 
in each and every child's mind and he 
wanted to make this fairyland of 
fantasy minds into a REALITY. 
For the children worldwide, to 
experience the fantasy world, 
'Walt Disney' created 'DISNEYLAND'; 
those who cannot afford to go there, can 
come to Mumbai to enjoy Mukesh 
Ambani's 'JioWONDERLAND'."- Arindam Sain

WITH TIME, ROYAL PRACTICES AND THE SPECIALIZED JOBS ALWAYS REMAIN THE SAME, THOUGH, THE JOB PROFILE NAME CHANGES !!!

"Every King had his own 
Royal Cook and Royal TAILOR; 
even some Kings used to have different 
hairstyles from his Royal BARBER. 
The Kings are no more, 
but, any such royal 
practice still EXISTS; 
in the society of rich 
businessmen, film artists 
and other CELEBRITIES. 
Those Royal Cooks 
are now known as 
Masterchefs and they also 
work as Chef Consultants 
for 5-Star HOTELS; 
the Royal Tailors are now knows as 
Fashion Designers and during any 
festive season, their branded products in 
any garments shop increase the SALES. 
The Royal Barbers are now known as 
Hair Stylists and they are 
required during the film 
or ad shooting DAYS; 
with time, royal practices and the 
specialized jobs always remain 
the same, though, only the 
job profile name CHANGES."- Arindam Sain

OI COMICS BOI ER PAATA E GHOTEY JETO KATO EE NA GHATONA !!!

"Boarding school er 
majaa ee chilo ALAADA; 
proti saptaahe Superindendent Sir er 
kaache thyangaani kheto 'KELTUDA'. 
Oi Comics boi er 
paata e ghotey jeto 
kato ee naa GHATONA; 
school e jakhan lamba chuti porto, 
bhalo ee laagto porte, 
'Nonte Fonte r KANDOKARKHAANA.' 
'Hada Bhoda' o 
kichu kom JETONA; 
aar 'Baatul the Great' toh 'One Man 
Army' chilo, seta sakal er ee JAANA. 
Computer takhan 
amraa shikini BOTEY; 
tobe 'Chacha Choudury' r naaki prakhar 
buddhi chilo, jodi o chilo BETEY. 
Taar saathey oi lamba lok ta 
sabai ke kore dito KAABU; 
se kon ekta onyo graho theke 
esechilo bodhoy, naam taar 'SAABU.' 
Comics er boi teh khub ekta janopriyo 
chilo na 'HE-MAN' ebong 'SUPERMAN'; 
kintu sabaar ee daarun laagto 
porte 'SPIDERMAN' aar 'BATMAN'. 
Oneker ee kintu 
bhalo laagto 'BAHADUR' 
aar 'BELA' GALPO; 
'Aranyadev' aar 'Mandrake' eto taai 
janopriyo, je ekhano khabor er 
kagaz e prokashito hoy alpo ALPO. 
Rahashya r galpo maaneyi ek 
number e thaakto 'BYOMKESH'; 
jodi o 'Feluda' baa 'Kiriti' baa 
'Kakababu' o laagto BESH. 
Calculus er anko 
korte bosleyi, 'Tintin' comics boi er 
katha mon e PORTO; 
aar 'Sherlock Holmes' er 
beshi r bhaag galpo ee takhan 
matha r opor diye JETO."- Arindam Sain