Saturday, March 12, 2022

THE CORRUPTED FILES TO BE DELETED, NOT TO BE QUARANTINED !!!

"COP: 'In terms of consuming drugs, 
tobacco and alcohol, Kolkata is 
moving up at the third SPOT; 
though, to reduce the smuggling 
of drugs in Kolkata, the 'Kolkata 
Police' have tried a LOT.'

DOCTOR: 'Those who consume drugs, 
tobacco and alcohol, we really feel 
pity on those poor FELLOWS; 
because, they cannot see their future, 
but, when they are admitted to any 
hospital, their dilemma FOLLOWS.'

PSYCHIATRIST: 'Even a street dog gets 
more respect in the society than a 
drunkard lying on any STREET; 
those night clubs and bars have become 
'Drugs Trap', where innocent fellows are 
given drugs in the name of 'Social MEET'.'

LAWYER: 'To deal with drugs, the Indian 
judiciary system is still so WEAK; 
that is why, the business of the 
drug mafias are still at its PEAK.'

ENCOUNTER OFFICER: 'To save the people 
from drugs, the entire India must follow 
the 'Uttar Pradesh' style, be bold, be AGILE; 
the corrupted files to be deleted, not to be 
quarantined, otherwise, the 'Antivirus' cannot 
protect any healthy FILE.'"- Arindam Sain

WHEN THEY PRONOUNCE THE NAME OF THE PLACE, 'SAINTHIA', THE WORD, 'SAIN' IS PRONOUNCED WITH PERFECTION !!!

"Mr. SAIN OF NANDIGRAM: 'When 
they pronounce the name of the 
place, 'Sainthia', the  word, 'Sain' 
is pronounced with PERFECTION; 
but, for pronouncing the word, 'Sain', there 
are so many different pronunciation, and 
due to some village schoolmaster, the 
word 'Sani' is written by a certain SECTION.'

Mr. SAIN OF BARDHAMAN: 'Many 
Bengali people know about our ancient 
ancestral migration from Rajputana, and 
still ask whether we are Bengali or NOT; 
but, when you tell them about 'Sainbari 
murder case', then they will say, 'oh ! 
what a courageous Bengali dynasty 
we have GOT.''"- Arindam Sain

Friday, March 11, 2022

DHEERE DHEERE BAANIYE DICCHE ALOSH, HOYTO TAAI, ONEKEYI ROYEYI JACCHE BEKAAR !!!,

"BABLOO: 'Goa te o 
paaowa jaaye RASOGOLLA; 
kichu haasi r naatak 
konodin o jaayena BHOLA.'

BABOOL: 'Raasta e jato 
ee pore thaakuk KNAATA; 
poriskaar korte gele, 
laagey ekti JHNAATA.'

BABLA: 'Binamulye eta dicchi, 
ota dicchi, jato ee boluk naa 
kano, kore CHITKAAR; 
aasole kintu dheere dheere 
baaniye dicche alosh, hoyto taai, 
onekeyi royeyi jacche BEKAAR.' 

BALA: 'Sab ee darkaar, haath er 
paanch taa aangul noy SAMAAN; 
kono bhalo kaaj ee choto noy, sab 
bhalo kaaj ei royeche SAMMAN.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, March 10, 2022

'BHARATIYA JANATA PARTY' BELIEVES IN 'DEVELOPMENT', 'DEVELOPMENT' AND 'DEVELOPMENT' !!!

"'Bharatiya Janata Party' believes 
in 'development', 'development' 
and 'DEVELOPMENT'; 
at the end of the day, your 
performance ultimately matters, even 
if you are a member of PARLIAMENT. 
Uttar Pradesh came out of 'mafia raj', 
'caste system' and looked forward 
to generate more EMPLOYMENT; 
in Manipur, the lifestyle of the people is 
improving due to the 'North-East' development 
policy by the Central GOVERNMENT. 
People of Uttarakhand always love the 
'Saffron flag' as their religious places 
are so clean, hygienic and DIVINE; 
the people of Punjab neither supported 
the 'comedian' nor the 'captain', so, 
'AAP' capitalized on it to SHINE. 
In Goa, someone's dream has been buried 
inside the coffin, and Arvind Kejriwal 
strongly hammered the last NAIL; 
for improving government level 
infrastructure in Delhi, after 2022, the 
ship of 'AAP' is all set to SAIL."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, March 8, 2022

PET E TAAN PORLE, KATODIN AAR SHIRHDAARA THAAKBE BNAAKA !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Pension ki taahole 
bandho ee kore debe ei SARKAR; 
part time teacher niyog hobe, taahole ki 
full time teacher er aar neyi kono DARKAR.
'Lakkhi Bhandar' cholche, othocho 
osthaayi karmi der onek din dhore 
maashik maaine BANDHO; 
maajhemoddhe bhaabi, je, 
Bangabhoomi r janagan ki taahole 
hoye galo 'Dhritorashtro' r mato ANDHO.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Keyu ee era andho noy, 
praaye sab kotaa ee gyanpaapi, chokh e 
kaapor bendhe rekheche, 'Gandhari' r MATO; 
tobe ei kutneeti korte giye, dheere 
dheere deowaal e peeth thekey jaabe, 
aar durdin ghoniye aasbe TATO. 
Sab birodhi pakkho hoye jaak nirab 
darshak, sadharan maanush er 
pocket hok FNAAKA; 
tobe jodi ektu thekey shekey, 
pet e taan porle, katodin aar 
shirhdaara thaakbe BNAAKA.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, March 6, 2022

AFTER THE THIRD WORLD WAR, THIS 'EARTH' PLANET WILL START A FRESH CYCLE FROM 'STONE AGE' !!!

"MAANAV: 'You must be having 
a tough duty time in HELL; 
as so many people are dying, as the 
condition of the world is not WELL. 
Due to the pandemic 
situation, so many 
people had to DIE; 
and just after that, it has been proven 
that the 'big empires are not selfish 
and cruel', is indeed a big LIE.'

YAMRAJ: 'Hey Maanav, this 
Universe has witnessed 
several cycles of several planets 
which ends with the 'Dark AGE'; 
it repeats again and again naturally, 
after the third world war, this 'Earth' 
planet will again start a fresh cycle 
from 'Stone AGE'.'"- Arindam Sain

EMON O DIN HOYTO AASBE, JAKHAN EUROPE ER LOKJON BHARAT E KORTE JAABE KAAJ !!!

"Hocche YUDDHA; 
muchki haaschen 'BUDDHA'. 
Bolche sabaai, hnaath teh thaako, 
hoyo naako KLAANTO; 
chalte chalte, thik ekta samay dekhte 
paabe Ukraine er sesh SIMAANTO. 
Charidike doom daam 
bomb porbaar AOWAAZ; 
jekhaane sekhaane Russia r 
sainik raa korche KUJKAAWAAZ. 
Emon kono maane neyi je, 
unnato desh holeyi, sekhaane 
shaanti o sukh korbe BIRAAJ; 
emon o din hoyto konodin 
aasbe jakhan Europe er lokjon 
Bharat e korte jaabe KAAJ. 
Bhabisyat e daktaar hobo, 
ei chilo BAASONA; 
kintu ekhan kaaj holo, bunker e lukiye
thaaka aar oi siren er awaaz SHONA. 
Tobe 'Bharat Sarkar' o chup kore 
bosey neyi, kaal keyi gopon e, ekta 
dal esey korbe amader ke UDDHAAR; 
'Operation Ganga' r jonnyo 
ebaar asha r aalo dekhchi, 
ghuche jaak ei AANDHAAR."- Arindam Sain