TO IMPROVE NET PROFITABILITY OF ANY BUSINESS; YOU HAVE TO IMPLEMENT SOFTWARE TO GET AN 'AUTOMATED PROCESS' !!!

"ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'To improve 

net profitability of any BUSINESS; 

you have to implement software 

to get an 'Automated PROCESS'. 

When you are focusing on 'profitability 

per employee', you must reduce manpower 

by making some AMENDMENT; 

say, 'HR', 'P&D', 'PREMISES'  to 

be clubbed together to make 

a 'Staff Welfare' DEPARTMENT. 

FINANCIAL ANALYST: 'Yes, clubbing up the 

duties is a good idea, say under the 'Credit 

Control' department, we can include 'Recovery', '

'Credit Appraisal' and 'MONITORING'; 

even we can implement a 'Bot' in the 

company core software itself with 

artificial intelligence, where that 'Bot' will 

digitally do the necessary MENTORING.'

SYSTEM ANALYST: 'As per the latest 

updates from software packages like 

'SAP', many assets or liabilities side 

departments may become OBSOLETE; 

for example, 'Challan Management', 'HR 

department', 'IT software module management', 

etc, will be clubbed and automated, so these 

departments, we have to DELETE.'"- Arindam Sain

MIW DEFEATED DCW BY 7 WICKETS TO LIFT THE FIRST TATA WPL TROPHY ON 26.03.2023 !!!

"DCW team was struggling 

at 35/3 as Issy Wong did 

all the early DAMAGE; 

it was like adding salt to the 

wounds of DCW, when Meg Lanning 

got run out at a very crucial STAGE. 

Within 16 overs, 

the score of 

DCW was 79/9; 

due to a knock of 27 runs 

each by Sikha Pandey and 

Radha Yadav, DCW ended up at 131/9. 

MIW lost 2 early 

wickets while CHASING; 

but, pressure got eased 

due to DCW's sloppy FIELDING. 

When Harmanpreet got 

run out, the match slightly 

drifted towards DCW's FAVOUR; 

but, Nat-Sciver Brunt once 

again proved herself to be 

MIW's super SAVIOUR. 

MIW defeated DCW by 

7 wickets to lift the first TATA 

WPL trophy on 26.03.2023; 

but, you cannot forget another 

super player, Hayley Matthews of MIW, 

whose bowling figure is 5/3."- Arindam Sain

TAKHAN TOH AMRA BUJHTEI PAARINI JE, ERA ETO TA DURNITIGRASTO !!!

"BABLOO: 'Khub toh 'No vote to BJP' korchili, 

2021 er bidhan sabha r nirbachan er AAGE; 

ekhan toder keyi samaajik boycott korte 

bolche ora, ebaar dyakh kamon LAAGE.'

BABOOL: 'Takhan toh amra 

bujhtei paarini, je, era 

eto ta DURNITIGRASTO; 

amader amole, suparish hoyeche 

thik ee, kintu aagey taara likhito parikkha e, 

bhalo number peye pass kore AASTO.'

BABLA: 'Oi interview r samay, takhan 

10% quota thakto, MLA reference er, kintu 

aagey hote hoto likhito parikkha e UTTIRNO; 

erokom 'saada khaata' joma aar '16 lakh taaka' 

r galpo chilo na kintu, hotath purono kasundi 

ghnaatche kano, sei tai toh baro PRASHNO.' 

BALA: 'Odike kintu Congress dal, 

dheere dheere hocche 

'Gandhi' virus MUKTO; 

eta Congress er jonyo sukhabar, kaaron 

parivartantra theke beriye ele, ei dal er 

sathe onekeyi hobe abaar JUKTO.'"- Arindam Sain

AS A KMC EMPLOYEE, OUR DUTY IS TO KEEP KOLKATA CLEAN AND HYGIENIC !!!

"PSYCHO SANTHALI WOMAN: 'To feed 

these street dogs, I will throw food on 

this street of Kolkata city EVERYDAY; 

no matter, whatever 'pollution fine' is 

imposed on me by Kolkata Municipal 

Corporation (KMC), I am ready to PAY. 

No one gives any objection, whenever 

I throw food on the roads to feed dogs 

in our santhali tribal VILLAGE; 

but, when I am throwing food 

on this street of Kolkata, why 

there is so much public OUTRAGE ?'

EMPLOYEE OF KMC: 'Because this is a 

metro city, neither a tribal village nor a jungle, 

and you are neither living in a hut or a TENT; 

you are in Kolkata, who is that foolish 

landlady who has given access to a portion 

of her house to you on monthly RENT ? 

As a KMC employee, our duty is to keep Kolkata 

clean and hygienic, you better feed those 

street dogs by calling them inside your ROOM; 

then throw foods on the floor, when they 

will go back to the streets, you can easily 

clean the floor with a BROOM.'"- Arindam Sain

MIW WON THE TATA WPL 2023 ELIMINATOR MATCH AGAINST UPW BY 72 RUNS ON 24.03.2023 !!!

"Yastika was in full FLOW; 

the innings by Hayley was quite SLOW. 

Harmanpreet got bowled 

out by ECCLESTONE; 

but, on the other end, the powerful batter, 

Nat-Sciver Brunt was setting up the TONE. 

By playing just 38 deliveries, Nat-Sciver 

Brunt remained unbeaten at 72; 

Amelia Kerr gave a good support 

and as a result, MIW scored 182. 

Except Kiran Navgire, for the other 

UPW batters, the entire MIW 

bowling unit looked very STRONG; 

the day of 24.03.2023 became 

the hattrick day for the 

MIW superstar, Issy WONG. 

MIW won the TATA WPL 2023 

eliminator match by that margin of runs 

which got scored by Nat-Sciver BRUNT; 

Though Issy Wong's bowling figure is 15/4, but, 

it is also the fact, that the counterattacks 

from UPW batters looked so BLUNT."- Arindam Sain

OUR VISION IS TO TRANSFORM OUR KINGDOM INTO A 'RAM RAJYA' WHERE EACH AND EVERYONE IS SAME !!!

"KING: 'Our vision is to transform our 

kingdom into a 'Ram Rajya' where 

each and everyone is SAME; 

devoid of his/her caste, creed, 

religion, skin colour, gender, economic 

condition, occupation and NAME.'

HERMIT: 'But, first, let us complete 

our mission that not a single person 

of our next GENERATION; 

should remain illiterate, 

each and everyone must 

get a good EDUCATION.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'The real 

thorns are 'huge population' 

and 'dirty POLITICS'; 

it is also true that 'divide and rule' 

and 'illiteracy' have always ruined any 

big economy as per past STATISTICS.'

KING: 'Bhagwan Ram always believed 

himself to be a 'Sevak' to carry out 

'Raj Dharma' for the people of his 

kingdom on a top priority BASIS; 

if 'patriotism', 'passion', 'honesty', 

'dedication', 'discipline' and 'sincerity' 

are the traits of King, then even in a 

desert, he can create an OASIS.'"- Arindam Sain

TO BOOST UP THE ECONOMY AND TO DO NPA RECOVERY BY 'CKYC PORTABILITY', THE RAPID MERGER OF PSU BANKS IS AN ESSENCE !!!

"HERMIT: 'The bankruptcy of 

some banks in USA may again 

create a global RECESSION; 

how to make our Indian banks 

stronger, for that, we must 

have a strategic SESSION.

ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER: 'Our policy 

to increase the security reserve in all the 

banks during pandemic period has surely 

proved to be an added ADVANTAGE; 

now, when we clean up our house, 

we are not only cleaning it, but, 

also, side by side, we will try to 

clear out any type of GARBAGE.' 

KING: 'Taking note of the recent 

bankruptcy cases in USA, the privatization 

of PSU Banks will surely be a DISASTER; 

because, you never know, when the 

Managing Director of a private bank 

will turn out to be a big FRAUDSTER.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'By just merging 

the existing PSU banks, let us make 

4 large PSU Banks which will have 

a healthy global PRESENCE; 

to boost up the economy and 

to do NPA recovery by 'CKYC 

Portability', the rapid merger of 

PSU Banks is an ESSENCE.'"- Arindam Sain