Monday, July 31, 2017

AADHAAR CARD IS THE HUSBAND AND PAN CARD IS ITS WIFE !!!

"AADHAAR Card: 'In India, everyone is not under
Below Poverty Line (BPL), everyone is
not so poor or NEEDY;
but, still, they submitted the number
printed on me in their name in
several banks to get LPG SUBSIDY.'
PAN Card: 'To save TDS, to file Income Tax, to do business,
basically almost all businessmen in India
always gave me full RESPECT;
after GST implementation, businessmen with high annual business
turnover is supposed to enroll for GSTIN registration by entering the
number printed on me in their name in GST website in all ASPECT.'
INDIAN GOVERNMENT: 'Linking AADHAAR Card Number with
PAN Card Number of the same individual
will improve the Indian Taxation SYSTEM;
Reduction in tax evasion and business corruption is fruitful
for Indian economy as it will create a healthy,
trustworthy and effective business friendly ECOSYSTEM.'
COMMON MAN: 'If any Indian is still thinking that after having a
gross income of more than ₹ 2.5 lakhs or ₹ 3 lakhs (for senior citizens)
per annum, will not give any tax, then that person may not be
having a good time in his/her LIFE;
because Indian Government has declared
about the marriage ceremony of
AADHAAR Card and PAN Card, where AADHAAR Card
is the husband and PAN Card is its WIFE.'" - Arindam Sain

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

JAAR NEI AADHAAR, TAAR JIBON E NEI ALO, ACHE SUDHU AANDHAAR !!!

"Bharatbarsha teh jei naa janmo
neye kono SHISHU;
jene raakho, je sei shishu r naam e ekti AADHAAR Card
tairi korteyi hobe, se aaj hok, kaal hok baa PORSHU.
AADHAAR Card number tairi koraar jonne
taara niye naye sab koti aangul er CHAAP;
emon ki niye naye akkhikaanch o
akkhipat er nikhut MAAP.
LPG Cylinder e paaben na
kono BHORTUKI;
jodi bank e AADHAR Card number
jomaa deowaa thaake BAAKI.
AADHAR Card number chaara
khola jaabena kono bank e,
konorakom er SANCHAY KHAATA.
Oho! AADHAAR Card number chaara paaben na
kono mobile SIM Card, hobena PAN Card aar paaben na
pension ebong nanarakom er sarkaari BHAATA.
AADHAAR Card Number naa thakle
paaben na vidyalay teh
kono madhyano BHOJON.
Eksho din er kaaj er taaka din er din kaaj er seshe
paaben jodi thaake AADHAAR Card, ek maash
opekkha korbaar nei kono PRAYOJON.
Sab miliye, sarbo starh e, Bharatiya hisebe Bharat Sarkar er
samasta rakom er sujog subidha petey gele, thaakteyi hobe apnaar
naam e ekti saamaajik suraksha number, jaar naam holo AADHAAR.
Taai toh Bharatiya sadharan maanush jon
ektu mojaa kore ekti slogan daye, 'JAAR NEI AADHAAR,
TAAR JIBON E NEI ALO, ACHE SUDHU AANDHAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, July 24, 2017

BANGAALI R HRIDAY, UTTAM KUMAR, MAHANAYAK HISEBE SARBADA ROIBE CHIROKUMAR !!!

"Jatobaar ee aasuk na ei bangabhoomi te
'ANTHONY FIRINGI' r JAATISWAR.
Sei UTTAM ee kintu aasol
'SANNYASI RAJA' ebong 'AGNISWAR'.
Seshmesh ki chara peyechilo 'JHINDER BANDI';
Sei UTTAM ee chilo Soumitra r aasol PRATIDWANDI. '
'THANA THEKE AASCHI',
kaaron eta je 'CHIRIYAKHANA'.
Dekhaar por 'SAARE CHUATTAR', hridmajhare achey bujhi
'BHRANTI BILAAS', taai bujhi mon hoyeche ahlaad e AATKHAANA.
Aah! Naa hoy ektu prem e poreche,
hoyeche modhubhora 'MOUCHAK',
taatey aar khoti KI.
Boli oi football shield naai baa pelo,
kintu UTTAM bouma hisebe
ghar e 'DHANYI MEYE' eseche BOIKI.
Prem e aghaath peley, kichu maanush hoy 'AMANUSH'
aar rochito hoy 'BONPOLASHIR PADABALI'.
Satyajit er Arindam, 'NAYAK' hisebe ki satyi ee chilo UTTAM,
taai niye lok e ekhano kore BOLABOLI.
'OGO BADHU SUNDARI' r soundarjya r mahima e
baajlo 'HAARANO SUR' kore adhik PARISHRAM.
Jiban er 'SAPTAPADI' jano 'BAAGH BANDI KHELA' ebong aboseshe
bhaggye jotey sei swargiyo 'ANANDA ASHRAM'.
Ei 'SHILPI' r hoyeche onek 'AGNI PARIKSHA',
naam taar ARUN KUMAR;
Bangaali r hriday, UTTAM KUMAR,
mahanayak hisebe sarbada roibe CHIROKUMAR."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, July 23, 2017

ENGLAND LIFTED THE WOMEN'S CRICKET WORLD CUP OF 2017 ON 23RD JULY 2017 BY DEFEATING INDIA BY 9 RUNS !!!

"After winning the toss at Lord's,
England started their innings with lots of caution
on a slow pitch to have a steady PROGRESS.
Poonam Yadav bowled well along with Jhulan Goswami
who took the wickets of Sarah Taylor and Natalie Schiver
at the right time and England's innings was in real MESS.
Jhulan Goswami took 3 wickets by giving away just 23 runs
in 10 overs as she kept on attacking
and hunting like a Royal Bengal TIGRESS.
Deepti Sharma's direct hit at the stumps helped India to take the
wicket of Katherine Brunt, but, Jenny Gunn was there at the crease to
take the England's scoreboard to 228, a competitive score NEVERTHELESS.
India failed to have a good start and
Mithali Raj got run out
due to lack of CONCENTRATION.
After a good batting by Harmanpreet Kaur and Punam Raut;
like Veda Krishnamurthy, even other Indian batsmen started to
throw away their wickets out of unnecessary FRUSTRATION.
How to gift away a winning match to the opponent team;
the final match of 23rd July 2017 will remain
as an example for the people of next GENERATION.
England lifted the Women's Cricket World Cup of 2017 on
23rd July 2017 by defeating India by 9 runs as Anya Shrubsole's
bowling figure of 6/46 created a SENSATION."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, July 20, 2017

INDIA DEFEATED AUSTRALIA BY 36 RUNS IN THE WOMEN'S CRICKET WORLD CUP SEMI FINAL OF 2017 ON 20TH JULY 2017 !!!

"Unlike in the league matches, it was not Smriti Mandhana or
Punam Raut or Mithali Raj; it was Harmanpreet Kaur
who batted aggressively to score an individual 171.
The match of the Women's Cricket World Cup semi final at Derby
on 20th July 2017 got reduced to 42 overs a side due to rainfall
and for Australia, the Indian team set a competitive target of 281.
Jhulan Goswami, Sikha Pandey
and Deepti Sharma started well
for India by taking 1 wicket EACH.
When Elyse Villani was looking very dangerous for India,
Rajeswari Gayakwad got her wicket as Smriti Mandhana
caught the ball which was at her REACH.
Despite Alex Blackwell's terrific fight till the end, Australia lost
the match by 36 runs as they started losing wickets at
regular intervals because the required run rate
kept on increasing to create a
huge pressure of chasing a big TOTAL.
To motivate women of India to play the game of cricket
and to show to the world the talents of Indian women cricketers,
winning the final match to lift the Women's Cricket World Cup in the
year of 2017 by the Indian women cricket team
like a champion team is really very VITAL."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

THERE MAY BE ONLY FIVE PSU BANKS IN INDIA AS A LEAD BANK OF EACH SPECIFIED OPERATING ZONE !!!

The amount of Non-Performing Assets in almost
all PSU Banks is forcing the Finance Ministry of India
to go for rapid mergers and acquisitions PROCESS.
Indian Government has failed to recover loans from
big businessmen who defaulted in crores of INR and enjoying life
with lots of entertainment in foreign nations, NEVERTHELESS.
Mergers of PSU Banks must
strengthen the PSU Banks' market CAPITALIZATION.
Not only in NPA recovery, focus should be given to maintain the
lead banking system to bring an effective financial INCLUSION.
Punjab National Bank, Allahabad Bank, Punjab and Sind Bank,
Corporation Bank and Oriental Bank of Commerce may merge together
to form 'PASCO BANK' and may become the
lead bank of UTTARANCHAL REGION.
Canara Bank, Indian Overseas Bank, Dena Bank, Vijaya Bank
and Union Bank of India may merge together to form
'CIDVU BANK' and may become the
lead bank of DAKSHINANCHAL REGION.
Bank of India, Andhra Bank, Indian Bank, Bank of Maharashtra
and United Bank of India may merge together to form
'BAIBU BANK' and may become the
lead bank of PURVANCHAL REGION.
Bank of Baroda, IDBI Bank, Syndicate Bank, Central Bank of India
and UCO Bank may merge together to form
'BISCU BANK' and may become the
lead bank of PASCHIMANCHAL REGION.
State Bank of India may become the lead bank of
all Union Territories, Jammu and Kashmir and Madhyanchal region;
so, overall, there may be only five PSU Banks in India
as a lead bank of each specified operating ZONE.” - Arindam Sain

JAB BHI KOI PSU BANK KE BRANCH MEIN CHALA JAATA HAIN CBS SOFTWARE KA LINK !!!

"Jab bhi koi PSU Bank ke branch mein
chala jaata hain CBS software ka LINK;
kuch customers bolte hain ki bankwale thodaa aaram karne
ke liye server down kiya hain aur karein aankhen ko WINK.
Aur kuch customers hairaan, bechain
aur chintit hoke karein aankhen BLINK.
Sab ke mann mein ek hee sawal ghumta hain
ki kab aayega CBS software ka LINK."- Arindam Sain