Tuesday, August 29, 2017

DA DEBAAR KATHA BOLLEYI JE DEKHI BANGABHOOMI R GHAAREY CHEPEY JAAYE PROCHUR DENA !!!

Bangabhoomi r shikshak shikshika raa proti bachor
prochur chuti paaye, setaa noy kaarur AJAANA;
kintu private tuition kore je taaka taara upaarjon kore, setaa toh
onekeyi taader IT-Return file er 'Other Income' e declare KORENA.
Odikey abaar prochur porishram kore jaaye
onek Block Office er sarkari kormi, kintu taader ei porishrom er
jothajatho paarishromik baa proshongsha taara PAAYENA.
Whatsapp e target deoyaa hoye, update status jaante chaoya hoye,
ki din e, ki raat e, kintu DA kano baaki pore royeche,
se bishoy bhool kore o jaante chaoya MAANA.
'Sukumar Ray' abaar ke, o accha, jaantum naa Sir,
je uni ee likhechilen 'Lakkhan er SHAKTISHEL;
Raavan abaar nayak holo kobe, o jaantum naa Sir,
'Meghnadbadhkavya' bujhi likhechilen oi Madhusudan MICHAEL !
Chaatro der aar dosh diye laabh ki,
taara toh aar poreni 'SAHAJ PATH';
ei mobile aar internet er yug e, ekgaada sobuj ghaash
gojiye aafshosh kore aar kaande oi khela r MAATH.
Tobe era kintu cycling korche khub,
jehetu era sabai pacche BICYCLE;
tobe khayal rakhben, mobile er samudra r gobheer jal e
jano naa thake kono 'BLUE WHALE'.
DA debaar katha bolleyi
je dekhi Bangabhoomi r
ghaarey chepey jaaye prochur DENA;
kintu 'Minority Fund', 'Janani Suraksha', 'Kanyashree Prakalpa',
'Sobuj Sathi', 'Club Funding' ebong aro onek erokom prakalpa te
taaka debaar belaaye dekhi naa toh erokom kono naatok ba BAHAANA !
Besh! Besh ! meneyi nilaam je chaatro raai bhabisyat er Voter, kintu
taa boley ki aar sarkari karmachari raa o Voter noy, protyekti shikshak
o shikshika ke ki motorbike baa scooty deowaa JAAYENA !” - Arindam Sain

Friday, August 4, 2017

BJP IN BANGABHOOMI MAY BE A FEASIBLE REPLACEMENT !!!

"As there was complacency
in every DEPARTMENT;
as there was no such
good salaried EMPLOYMENT;
people of Bangabhoomi wanted
a change in administration
to bring a rapid DEVELOPMENT.
After winning the election, the new administrative body
started focusing more on getting new investors for
several Chit Funds through high level ADVERTISEMENT.
Instead of generating new employment
or recruiting more people for government jobs,
they started donating funds to the local clubs
by regarding it as a 'Give and Take' AGREEMENT.
If the new administrative body is not having enough funds to
give the actual dearness allowances to the government employees,
then for distributing bicycles to the students, from which
allocated funds, are they making this fund ARRANGEMENT?
Syndicate problems, anti-social attacks,
dacoity and rape incidents like Park Street, Kamduni
and Sandeshkhali Cases are really becoming
the reasons for anger and DISAPPOINTMENT.
No one knows why
there is no transparency
in the examination system of
School Service Commission for teachers RECRUITMENT.
When the anti-socials start burning houses and shops,
start attacking the common people violently, at that point,
why the new administrative body do unnecessary delays
to go for paramilitary force DEPLOYMENT ?
Contractors are working at block levels in credits,
even many labourers are yet to get their wages, but,
in the name of several government schemes,
the new administrative body conduct
several fairs for ENTERTAINMENT.
All the foreign tours and a
big business conference every year
went in vain, as there is no
big Corporate or Industrial INVESTMENT.
Taking bribes is becoming a very common thing
in Bangabhoomi and even after seeing
those video footage, you are not supposed to
make a wrong JUDGEMENT!
Both Health sector and Education sector are
deteriorating further and the new administrative body
is neither showing any urgency nor
taking any steps for its IMPROVEMENT.
The people of the hilly areas of Bangabhoomi are fooled
and neglected years after years
and as a result, they are demanding for a
separate state of their own, out of DISCONTENTMENT.
When people are jobless and feeling insecure from
those politically funded goons,
then those people are not going to hear
big lectures based on 'Divide and Rule' SENTIMENT.
After a heavy rainfall for only a few hours or so,
the streets of Kolkata City remains waterlogged for one day
or so due to poor drainage system and while walking on
those waterlogged streets, you can hardly see any PAVEMENT.
Kolkata City is one of the metropolitan cities where, there are no
night bus services and moreover after 9 PM or so, it becomes
difficult for the people of Kolkata to get buses very easily
as there is no 24/7 Transport System MANAGEMENT.
There are so many old buildings in Kolkata and in other towns
and cities of Bangabhoomi which may collapse anytime, but, still
the respective Municipal Corporation is callous about this issue and
there is also no problem nowadays to construct any illegal APARTMENT.
Despite implementing the 'Nirmal Bangla' scheme,
the people of Bangabhoomi are dying due to
Dengue as they are still living in a
dirty, unhealthy and unhygienic ENVIRONMENT.
Every now and then,
the College Principals are
getting insulted and
experiencing too much mental HARASSMENT.
As a common man of Bangabhoomi,
when you see that the neighbouring states are having
rapid socio-economic growth,
then it is really a reason of EMBARRASSMENT.
If as a voter of Bangabhoomi, you want your Bangabhoomi
state to march forward instead of going backward day by day,
then it is time to form another new administrative body
for which, BJP in Bangabhoomi may be a feasible REPLACEMENT."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

WHEN IN RESPECT TO USD, INR HAS STARTED TO APPRECIATE, THEN IT IS THE RIGHT TIME TO BOOST THE DOMESTIC SECTOR OF INDIA BY REDUCING THE LENDING RATE !!!

"Due to GST implementation,
banks have
increased service CHARGES.
On the other hand, banks have reduced the interest rate
on fixed deposits for different time periods after having high level
corporate meetings at various STAGES.
Inflation is in CONTROL;
it is time for the domestic sector to do ROCK 'N' ROLL.
In respect to the US Dollar currency,
the Indian Rupee currency
has started to APPRECIATE.
RBI has sensed the slow economic growth after
demonetization and reduced the Repo rate to 6%,
though they took this decision somewhat too LATE.
SBI has reduced the Savings Account interest rate to 3.5%,
but due to reduction in Repo rate,
SBI may also reduce their lending RATE.
Through Fixed Deposits, Recurring Deposits in banks,
are you not earning a big amount of MONEY !
Then, don't worry at all, just take a Home Loan or a Car Loan or
an Agricultural Loan at a cheaper rate to live in peace and HARMONY.
After reduction in the bank deposit
interest rates and
Chit Fund scams,
there is a confusion about where to keep money
to earn a healthy interest, in the mind of any common MAN.
Indian Share Market is both volatile and sensitive, but accumulation of
NAV points in bearish markets always help the investors to earn
very high profits during bullish markets, provided those investors
have done long term investments by maintaining a
diversified portfolio through SIP, i.e. Systematic Investment PLAN."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

IF THERE WILL BE NO LPG SUBSIDY IN INDIA, THEN SHUTTING DOWN ALL THE RATION SHOPS IN INDIA WILL NOT BE A BAD IDEA !!!

"In India, there are persons
who have so much money
and their lifestyle is so FINE;
but, still, by some unfair means,
they get BPL Card in their name to get all facilities
available for the people living below poverty LINE.
If the Indian Government is planning to
withdraw the LPG subsidy schemes for
each and every people of INDIA;
then each and every Indian must buy grocery items
from grocery shops only as shutting down all the
ration shops in India will not be a bad IDEA.
For a long time, there has been several allegations that
the Ration Shops in India are
one of the best hubs to create a Black MARKET.
Low priced, medium priced and high priced grocery items
based on its quality will be made available in all grocery shops
so that customers can easily fill up their shopping BASKET."- Arindam Sain

Monday, July 31, 2017

AADHAAR CARD IS THE HUSBAND AND PAN CARD IS ITS WIFE !!!

"AADHAAR Card: 'In India, everyone is not under
Below Poverty Line (BPL), everyone is
not so poor or NEEDY;
but, still, they submitted the number
printed on me in their name in
several banks to get LPG SUBSIDY.'
PAN Card: 'To save TDS, to file Income Tax, to do business,
basically almost all businessmen in India
always gave me full RESPECT;
after GST implementation, businessmen with high annual business
turnover is supposed to enroll for GSTIN registration by entering the
number printed on me in their name in GST website in all ASPECT.'
INDIAN GOVERNMENT: 'Linking AADHAAR Card Number with
PAN Card Number of the same individual
will improve the Indian Taxation SYSTEM;
Reduction in tax evasion and business corruption is fruitful
for Indian economy as it will create a healthy,
trustworthy and effective business friendly ECOSYSTEM.'
COMMON MAN: 'If any Indian is still thinking that after having a
gross income of more than ₹ 2.5 lakhs or ₹ 3 lakhs (for senior citizens)
per annum, will not give any tax, then that person may not be
having a good time in his/her LIFE;
because Indian Government has declared
about the marriage ceremony of
AADHAAR Card and PAN Card, where AADHAAR Card
is the husband and PAN Card is its WIFE.'" - Arindam Sain

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

JAAR NEI AADHAAR, TAAR JIBON E NEI ALO, ACHE SUDHU AANDHAAR !!!

"Bharatbarsha teh jei naa janmo
neye kono SHISHU;
jene raakho, je sei shishu r naam e ekti AADHAAR Card
tairi korteyi hobe, se aaj hok, kaal hok baa PORSHU.
AADHAAR Card number tairi koraar jonne
taara niye naye sab koti aangul er CHAAP;
emon ki niye naye akkhikaanch o
akkhipat er nikhut MAAP.
LPG Cylinder e paaben na
kono BHORTUKI;
jodi bank e AADHAR Card number
jomaa deowaa thaake BAAKI.
AADHAR Card number chaara
khola jaabena kono bank e,
konorakom er SANCHAY KHAATA.
Oho! AADHAAR Card number chaara paaben na
kono mobile SIM Card, hobena PAN Card aar paaben na
pension ebong nanarakom er sarkaari BHAATA.
AADHAAR Card Number naa thakle
paaben na vidyalay teh
kono madhyano BHOJON.
Eksho din er kaaj er taaka din er din kaaj er seshe
paaben jodi thaake AADHAAR Card, ek maash
opekkha korbaar nei kono PRAYOJON.
Sab miliye, sarbo starh e, Bharatiya hisebe Bharat Sarkar er
samasta rakom er sujog subidha petey gele, thaakteyi hobe apnaar
naam e ekti saamaajik suraksha number, jaar naam holo AADHAAR.
Taai toh Bharatiya sadharan maanush jon
ektu mojaa kore ekti slogan daye, 'JAAR NEI AADHAAR,
TAAR JIBON E NEI ALO, ACHE SUDHU AANDHAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, July 24, 2017

BANGAALI R HRIDAY, UTTAM KUMAR, MAHANAYAK HISEBE SARBADA ROIBE CHIROKUMAR !!!

"Jatobaar ee aasuk na ei bangabhoomi te
'ANTHONY FIRINGI' r JAATISWAR.
Sei UTTAM ee kintu aasol
'SANNYASI RAJA' ebong 'AGNISWAR'.
Seshmesh ki chara peyechilo 'JHINDER BANDI';
Sei UTTAM ee chilo Soumitra r aasol PRATIDWANDI. '
'THANA THEKE AASCHI',
kaaron eta je 'CHIRIYAKHANA'.
Dekhaar por 'SAARE CHUATTAR', hridmajhare achey bujhi
'BHRANTI BILAAS', taai bujhi mon hoyeche ahlaad e AATKHAANA.
Aah! Naa hoy ektu prem e poreche,
hoyeche modhubhora 'MOUCHAK',
taatey aar khoti KI.
Boli oi football shield naai baa pelo,
kintu UTTAM bouma hisebe
ghar e 'DHANYI MEYE' eseche BOIKI.
Prem e aghaath peley, kichu maanush hoy 'AMANUSH'
aar rochito hoy 'BONPOLASHIR PADABALI'.
Satyajit er Arindam, 'NAYAK' hisebe ki satyi ee chilo UTTAM,
taai niye lok e ekhano kore BOLABOLI.
'OGO BADHU SUNDARI' r soundarjya r mahima e
baajlo 'HAARANO SUR' kore adhik PARISHRAM.
Jiban er 'SAPTAPADI' jano 'BAAGH BANDI KHELA' ebong aboseshe
bhaggye jotey sei swargiyo 'ANANDA ASHRAM'.
Ei 'SHILPI' r hoyeche onek 'AGNI PARIKSHA',
naam taar ARUN KUMAR;
Bangaali r hriday, UTTAM KUMAR,
mahanayak hisebe sarbada roibe CHIROKUMAR."- Arindam Sain