JODI O SHANTO EKHAN NANDIGRAM, SINGUR, DARJEELING O LALGARH; TOBU O JAA PORISTHITI, EI RAJYE KHUB EE DORKAAR EKTA GERUA JHARH !!!

"Jodi o shanto ekhan Nandigram, 
Singur, Darjeeling o LALGARH; 
tobu o ekhan jaa poristhiti, khub ee 
dorkaar ekta gerua JHARH. 
Nandigram baa Singur e na holo bhalo kore 
chaashbaaash, na holo bhalo kore SHILPO; 
paribartan er naam e katogulo shilanyash 
hoyeyi roilo, baaki taa rupkatha r GALPO; 
odikey rajyer sarkaari karmachari ra 
dinraat khetey cholechey, kintu taao 
maharghya bhaata roye gachey ALPO; 
parikkha r por parikkha hoy, tairi hoy kato 
panel, kato stay order, taai onyo rajye giye 
kaaj koraa ee hocchey ekmaatro BIKALPO. 
Nijer saara jiban er sanchay r taaka e baa 
wrin niye jomi kinechen, nijer ekti swapner 
baari tairi korben bujhi EKHAANEY; 
aagey sthaniyo club e taaka din, jaar thekey 
eet, baali, cement nitey bolbo, taar thekeyi 
neben, noile aasben naa aar edik PAANEY. 
Gram er maanush toh murkho ashikkito, ki 
aar bojhe, mojey thaake football khela 
aar nanarakam er melaa r GAANEY. 
Saare chaar bachor dekhaa dilaam naa, thik 
vote er aagey gram er boka maanush der theke 
je vote adaaye kora jaaye, seta taara JAANEY. 
Bihar aar Odisha te o toh royechey 
ancholik dal er PRASHASHAN; 
sekhaane eto unnati hocche, othocho 
ekhane sudhu ee sunchi BHASHAN. 
Kendriya Sarkaar er swasthya bimaa, 
'Ayushmaan Bharat' er laabh pelo na 
ekmaatro ei rajyer ee garib janata, taai 
taara regey achey BHISHAN; 
Rajya Sarkaari prakalpey ghar tairi koraar 
taaka paaowa jaabena, jodi naa kichu taaka 
khaowano hoye taader ke, etaa o 
ekdharan er abhinaba TOSHAN. 
Ki shikkhak, ki police, taader toh ei rajye 
neyi aar kono maan samman, 
sadharan maanush er KAACHEY. 
Er jonney prashashan ee daayi, taai toh 
chaatrochaatri baa duskriti raa nityadin 
kukarma kore beracchey, taader jaa ICCHEY. 
Ei dharan er paribartan ee ki amra 
cheyechilaam, emni emni ee ki 
eto bekaar lokjon onyo rajye 
kaaj er khoj e JACCHEY. 
Sab kichu suney, sab kichu jeney o, kichu 
lok reyeyi jaaye Gandhaari r mato, aar 
garbo kore boley, 'Ekjon er anuprerona e, 
ei rajya daarun EGOCCHEY.' 
Jodi o shanto Nandigram, 
Singur, Darjeeling o LALGARH; 
kintu tobu o jaa poristhiti, khub ee 
dorkaar ekta gerua JHARH."- Arindam Sain

INC WITH 3, CPI(M) WITH 4, TMC WITH 20, BJP WITH 15; ARE JUST ONLINE SURVEY RESULTS; REAL RESULTS WILL BE DECLARED ON 23RD MAY 2019 !!!

"In the Lok Sabha Election of 2019, 
in Bangabhoomi, TMC may win the seats 
of Jalpaiguri, Raiganj, Bangaon, 
Dumdum and RANAGHAT. 
Even TMC may bag the 
seats of Howrah, Uluberia, 
Kolkata Dakshin, Jaynagar, 
Barasat and BASIRHAT. 
TMC may do well again 
to have victory in Tamluk, 
Kanthi, Arambagh, 
Hooghly and SRIRAMPUR. 
TMC may also win in 
Purulia, Bankura, 
Bardhaman-Durgapur 
and BOLPUR. 
In North Bangabhoomi, 
BJP may dominate to bag the 
seats of Coochbehar, Alipurduar, 
Balurghat and DARJEELING. 
BJP may emerge victorious in 
Krishnanagar, Barrackpur, Diamond 
Harbour, Mathurapur and Kolkata Uttar, 
which may be quite SURPRISING. 
BJP has a chance of winning in 
Birbhum, Asansol and BISHNUPUR. 
BJP may also conquer Ghatal, 
Jhargram and MEDINIPUR. 
Fighting alone, INC may win 
in Malda Uttar, Malda Dakshin, 
Jangipur and BAHARAMPUR. 
CPI(M) may still surprise everyone by 
bagging the seats of Murshidabad, 
Burdwan Purba and JADAVPUR. 
Around 40% to 50% of votes 
of Left Front may 
swing towards BJP, 
which is surely BJP's GAIN. 
As INC is fighting alone, 
around 15% to 20% of the votes of 
minority community may swing towards 
INC, which is surely TMC's PAIN. 
INC with 4, 
CPI(M) with 3, 
TMC with 20 and BJP with 15; 
are just online survey results, 
real results will be declared 
on 23rd May 2019."- Arindam Sain

HEY BICHITRA BOKA BANGAALI JANAGAN, BANGABHOOMI BAACHAATEY AAGEY EDER KE HATAO !!!

"Bikkhubdha chaatronetaa bolle, 
'Amader anashan porlo saatash din e, 
etodin por e tomraa 
amader dekhte ELEY.' 
Ek rajneetibeed bolle, 'Ore tora je rajneeti 
bujhishne, bujhishne tolaabaaji r karbaar, 
saamne aaschey Lok Sabha vote, toraa 
de ebaar ei bekaar anashan TULEY.' 
Aar ek bikkhubdha chaatro bolle, '
Anashan amra nebo TULEY, 
amader daabi 
meney NILEY, 
SSC result er list e sab parikharthi r 
'Marks' aar 'Rank' diye DILEY.' 
Aar ek rajneetibeed bolley, 
'Ditey paarchi naa oto taa 
swacchata r PRATISHRUTI; 
sab number aar rank website e ba 
list e diye diley, themey jaabe je 
vote er jonne tolabaaji r PROSTUTI; 
jaara korbe parikkha e pass, 
ekmaatro taader ee 
mobile phone e jaabe SMS; 
emni emni ki aar parikkha e 
koraa jaaye pass, taar jonney taaka o 
khorchaa korte hobe BESH; 
taaka diye pass kore, appointment letter 
taa niye khaowa o lok ke 
jatokhushi rasogolla o SANDESH; 
ekhan cbupchaap 
shono amader AADESH; 
ei SSC r result er 
list e 'Marks' aar 'Rank' 
dekhaano r daabi te je anashan 
tomraa korcho, seta aagey OTHAO.' 
Bikkhubdha chaatro neta phisphish 
kore onyo chatro der bolle, 'Hey bichitra 
boka bangaali janagan, Bangabhoomi 
bachaatey agey eder ke HATAO."- Arindam Sain

KKR DEFEATED KXIP BY 28 RUNS ON 27.03.2019 IN IPL 2019 !!!

"From the 1st over itself 
on 27.03.2019, KKR openers 
started to ROAR. 
At Eden Gardens, 
Sunil Narine got 
out after scoring 24. 
Robin Uthappa sensibly 
played his innings while 
staying at the WICKET. 
Nitish Rana was busy 
in maintaining around 
10.00 RUN-RATE. 
Check your fielders before 
you start the BOWLING. 
A 2nd life motivated Andre Russell to 
show his speedy and powerful BATTING. 
Andre Russell of KKR 
also did the trick 
with the ball and took the important 
wicket of KXIP's Chris GAYLE. 
Mayank, Miller and Mandeep tried their 
level best, but, KKR won by 28 runs, as 
due to the KKR storm, the ship of 
KXIP failed to SAIL."- Arindam Sain

KKR DEFEATED SRH BY 6 WICKETS ON 24.03.2019 !!!

"In Eden Gardens on 24.03.2019, in the 
2nd match of IPL 2019, David Warner of 
SRH with an excellent knock of 85 runs 
made a good COMEBACK. 
Bairstow with his 39 runs gave a good 
support and Vijay Shankar's speedy 
40 runs disallowed the KKR bowlers 
to create a huge CRACK. 
KKR came into bat and 
Nitish Rana played 
47 balls to score 68. 
Uthappa scored 35, but, Andre Russell 
with a knock of 49 runs in 19 balls 
gave a fantastic FIGHT. 
Andre Russell of KKR alone 
bagged 2 wickets as SRH finished 
their 1st innings at 181/3. 
Russell's Royal Roar at the Eden Gardens 
helped KKR to beat SRH by 6 wickets in 
19.4 overs by scoring 183."- Arindam Sain

CSK WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 23.03.2019 IN THE 1ST MATCH OF IPL 2019 !!!

"In the 1st match of IPL 2019 on 
23.03.2019, 10 batsmen of RCB 
did not score runs more 
than a single DIGIT. 
RCB got bowled out at 70 runs 
as Harbhajan Singh, Imran Tahir 
and Ravindra Jadeja of CSK 
deserve maximum CREDIT. 
For RCB, 
valuable 29 runs were 
scored by Parthiv PATEL. 
Raina, Rayudu and Ravindra batted sensibly 
to get a victory by 7 wickets as for CSK, 
everything clicked so WELL."- Arindam Sain

PYAR AUR DOSTI KI RANG O KI TYOHAAR HAIN YEH DOL YATRA AUR HOLI !!!

"'Radhika ne pyar se BOLI, 
'Tere badan ka rang hain NEELI; 
o meri pyaari MURALI, 
aaj bhi naa khelo AANKHMICHAULI, 
kyon ki aaj hain HOLI.' 
Peechkaari se rang detey huye bola 
dil ka Rangeela Raja, MURALI, 
'Ore mere Radhika, lo bheego diya 
tumhari yeh chunri aur CHOLI, 
tum toh ho 
hee bade DILWALI, 
tumhari yeh chaahat, ishq aur 
mohabbat laagey aaj aur bhi NASHILI; 
kyon ki pyar aur dosti ki rang o ki tyohaar 
hain yeh Dol Yatra aur HOLI.'"- Arindam Sain