Saturday, December 7, 2019

DAAM BERECHEY PIYAJ ER, TAAI KHETEY HOBENA KICHUDIN PIYAJI; KINTU SEETHKAAL E SASTHA HOY KATO SABJI; TAAI AAHAAR KORUN JOMIYE, DUBIYE KABJI !!!

"Piyaj er daam berechey, taai 
naai baa khelen kichudin PIYAJI; 
kintu seethkaal e sastha e 
paowaa jaaye aro kato SABJI; 
aaro kato suswaadu aahar achey, 
khaan dubiye KABJI. 
Suswaadu seyi tarkaari, jaate thaake 
aloo, gajar, beet, barboti o SEEM; 
ei thanda r samay daarun laage 
khetey haansh er DEEM. 
Ruti toh daarun laagey khetey, jodi 
thaake saathey suddha gaaowa ghee 
diye tairi bandhakofi r TARKAARI; 
Chicken pakora o haar 
meney jaaye, jakhan baari te 
hoy Phoolkafi Pakora TAIRI. 
Jehetu ei samay 
komey jaaye DAAM; 
bhalo ee laage mushroom er tarkaari, 
jodi taate deowa hoy CAPSICUM. 
Seethkaal ei daarun 
suswaadu laagey 
Rewaaji KHAASI; 
saada bideshi murgi teh toh kono 
swaad neyi, khetey holey, khaan 
morog, tobey hotey hobe ekdum DESI. 
Ei seeth er samay 
othey katorakam er SAAK; 
onnyanyo rajya teh ora jaa mulo chibiye 
khaaye, dekhle hoy jaaben aapni OBAAK. 
Seeth e aapni 
jato ee hoye jaan KAABU; 
bhalo ee laagey khetey 
'Gandhoraaj' baa 'Kamla' LEBU. 
Seethkaal e Tomato r chaatni 
chaara, je kono khaaowadaaowa r 
jano hoy naa thik SAMAAPTI; 
nalen gur er sandesh 
naa kheley jano 
hoy naa TRIPTI. 
Nakal thekey saabdhaan, 
khaan aasol 
Jaynagar er MOYAA; 
ki ! jeev e jal esey galo bujhi ! 
taahole aar ki, jomiye 
korun KHAOWADAOWA."- Arindam Sain

'LOVE' HAS NO DEFINITE DEFINITION; BUT, STILL, IT GIVES YOU A FANTASTIC SENSATION !!!

"If you are not feeling convinced 
about true love after so 
many romantic AFFAIRS; 
then, surely, someone is still waiting 
to hold your hands with true love in 
one of the beautiful FAIRS. 
'Love' has no 
definite DEFINITION; 
but, still, it gives you 
a fantastic SENSATION. 
Automatically, the respective heart 
of both the love birds understand 
the love CONNECTION; 
and both of them always get 
the signal of each other, devoid of 
their current staying LOCATION. 
Every human being has 
only one HEART; 
be prepared to bounce back 
once it gets HURT. 
If you think that in this world, 
all love affairs are SUCCESSFUL; 
then, probably 
you are a big FOOL. 
Love affairs sometimes 
do bites BACK; 
no one is a great master of romance, 
but, yes, indeed a 'JACK'. 
The creator of female 
human being even failed 
to understand THEM; 
and if as a lover boy you succeed to 
understand the girls' psychology, 
then you are surely a 'GEM'. 
To keep yourself 
happy and entertaining 
in any love RELATIONSHIP; 
not the 'love bites', but give 
first priority to your sweet 
and naughty FRIENDSHIP."- Arindam Sain

Friday, December 6, 2019

INDIA WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST WEST INDIES ON 6.12.2019 TO MAKE IT 1-0 !!!

"Indian fielders were 
somewhat sloppy and 
many easy chances, 
they could not afford to MISS; 
the Caribbean team was eyeing 
more than 200 runs and the Indian 
bowlers had a tough time to deal 
with the partnership of 'KING-LEWIS.' 
In Hyderabad, for the Indian bowlers, 
it looked like a NIGHTMARE; 
when so many overboundaries got 
hit by Pollard and HETMYER. 
In reply to a huge score of 207/5, 62 runs 
got scored in 40 balls by KL RAHUL; 
as his square cuts looked 
so classy and COOL. 
Virat Kohli accelerated his innings 
and looked so POWERFUL; 
that the Caribbean bowlers understood 
that another King is here to RULE. 
On 6th December 2019, Virat Kohli took 
just 50 balls to score 94; 
and India won by 6 wickets to make it 1-0 
with the final score of 209/4."- Arindam Sain

PSU BANKS OF INDIA ARE LOSING ITS BRAND VALUE AND SOCIAL CHARMS; TO DO NPA AND PNPA RECOVERY, IT IS TIME TO IMPLEMENT 'ALMS' !!!

"PSU Banks of India are losing its 
brand value and social CHARMS; 
to do NPA and PNPA recovery, it is 
time to implement 'ALMS'. 
Without AADHAAR link and 
Biometric AUTHENTICATION; 
any CASA account will be in 'STOP' 
mode without any INTIMATION. 
CBS software of all PSU Banks will be 
linked with 'ALMS', that is, 'AADHAAR 
LINKAGE MANAGEMENT SYSTEM'; 
in which you can see all the accounts in 
all banks which are linked with any 
AADHAAR Card Number and NAME. 
If any account is in NPA in 
X Bank and that NPA borrower 
is having his savings account 
at Y Bank with a good 
amount of MONEY; 
then, through 'ALMS', the 'X' Bank can do 
'NPA right to set off' from the savings 
account of 'Y' Bank to do NPA recovery 
which is quite similar to 
collecting HONEY."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, December 5, 2019

TARIKH PE TARIKH; NAA JAANE KITNE SAALON TAK 'NIRBHAYA' KI AATMA MAANGI HAIN BHIKH !!!

"Naa jaane kitne saalon tak 
'Nirbhaya' ki aatma maangi 
hain insaaf ki BHIKH; 
arrey bhool gaye aap log 
woh Sunny Deol ka dialogue, 
'Taarikh pe TAARIKH.' 
Ajmal Kasav jaise aatankbaadi bhi 
toh lahbhag bann hee gaya 
tha ek MEHMAAN; 
Bharat jaise desh mein hee aisa 
hota hain, poore Hindusthan ke liye, 
woh tha ek ghor APMAAN. 
Koi nabaalak ladka 
jab karein BALATKAAR; 
uska mrityudand nahi hota hain, 
waah re waah, Hindusthan SARKAR ! 
Agar subudh miltaa 
hain thikthak, toh de dijiye 
balatkaariyon ko 
faanshi ki SAJAA; 
agar uchit insaaf naa milaa, aise 
'Nirbhaya' ki aatmaa o ko, tab toh 
Bharatiya Nyayalaya ka 
baaj gaya band BAAJA."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, December 4, 2019

DISTRICT MAGISTRATES WHO LITERALLY INSULT 'SARFAESI ACTS' AND 'EQUITABLE MORTGAGE'; MAY NOT BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE THEIR SERVICE TILL THEIR RETIREMENT AGE !!!

"District Magistrates who literally 
insult 'SARFAESI ACTS' and 
'EQUITABLE MORTGAGE'; 
may not be allowed to 
continue their service 
till their retirement AGE. 
The tax collection amount of the 
Indian salaried persons are indirectly 
used for NPA accounts PROVISIONS; 
to acquire any NPA borrower's mortgaged 
property, why some District Magistrates 
don't give PERMISSIONS ?
All the PSU Banks and 
Private Banks must file 
a PIL against 
this type of 
callous attitude by 
any District MAGISTRATE; 
the Supreme Court must pass an order 
that under Sarfaesi Act, any NPA 
borrower's mortgaged property can be 
acquired by the Bank by issuing its 
Head Office sanctioned 
'Property Acquisition CERTIFICATE'. 
In majority of Banks, the original dalil, 
parcha of farming lands are kept 
as mortgage in Kisan credit card 
loan ACCOUNTS; 
the bank may sell those lands to other 
persons with a 90 days notice to the 
respective owner of the farming lands 
with higher selling price AMOUNTS. 
CIBIL database must be linked 
with 'Bancslinc', 'Finacle' and 
'Flexcube' CBS SOFTWARE; 
the moment a customer wants a loan, 
press 'F8' on his/her CIF, to know how 
his/her credit portfolio WERE. 
After pressing 'F8', if any customer's 
CIBIL score is neither '-1' nor '700 
or above', at PRESENT; 
straightaway, write on his/her loan 
application form, 'Your loan application 
is rejected' STATEMENT."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, December 3, 2019

EBAAR BACHAO ARTHANEETI; ONEK HOLO DURNITI; HOK EBAAR SUSTHO RAJNEETI; DRUTO BADLAATE HOBE ONEKGULO NEETI !!!

"Ebaar bachao ARTHANEETI; 
onek holo DURNITI; 
hok ebaar sustho RAJNEETI; 
druto badlaate hobe onekgulo NEETI. 
Jaader achey onek taaka, othocho 
wrin karena parisodh, taara 
holo, 'Nirav Modi' GOTRA; 
aar erokom 'Wilful Defaulter' 
sab bank er branch ei royeche, 
taai baro ee samasya SARBATRA. 
Onek toh holo, ebaar korte hobe 
eder ghar, baari, bank account 
ebong sab sampatti KABJA; 
aporaadhi taar aporaadh 
takhan ee bojhey, jakhan taake 
deowaa hoy SAAJA. '
Sarada', 'Rose Valley' ebong aro sab 
Chit Funds er maalik der ke abaar 
graftaar kore bhorey din jail er BHETOREY; 
jaader taaka khoya gechilo, taader sab 
taaka firiye deowaa hok, ei sab jaaliyaati 
Chit Funds maalik der sampatti bikri KOREY. 
Je arthaneeti r kichu ee tamon 
bojhena, se kano 
samlaabe 'ARTHAMANTRAK'; 
sab bishoy jodi eto ee samaan aar 
sahaj, taholey school e sab bishoy r 
boi kano hoy PRITHAK. 
Sab bisoy bandho hok 
nongra RAJNEETI; 
chaalu hok natun roop e, 
ek adhunik 'CHANAKYA-NEETI.' 
Onekdin toh holo, aar kato korbo 
opekkha, ebaar prakash kora hok, 
Swiss Bank er TAALIKA; 
Demonetization aar GST r por, tax er 
adaaye berechey thik ee, kintu Swiss Bank 
ei lokaano achey aasol kaalo TAAKA; 
ei Bharat Sarkar firiye aanuk arthaneeti r, 
'Acche Din', noiley por er nirbachan e, 
ghurey jeteyi paare CHAAKA."- Arindam Sain