AAO RAJKUMAR, AAO KABHI ALWAR; AAPNI HAATHON SE EKBAAR UTHA KE TOH DEKHO AAPNI PURBAJON KI TALWAAR !!!

"Aao Rajkumar, 
aao kabhi ALWAR; 
aapni haathon se ekbaar utha ke toh dekho 
aapni purbajon ki TALWAR. 
Aye Rajkumar, 
ho tum ek RAJPUT; 
veeron ke gharane ke ho, 
tum aur ek veer SAPOOT. 
Tumharey liye 
hamesha khula hain 
har jung ka MAIDAN; 
wahi jung ke maidan mein, aye 
Rajput Rajkumar, dikhaao aapni 
veerta, dikhao aapni SHAAN. 
Woh zindagi hee kya, 
jish mein naa 
ho CHUNAUTI; 
jung ke maidan mein sab ko hee 
ladhna parta hain, chaahey woh 
Raja ho, Mantri ho, ya SENAPATI. 
Aao Rajkumar, 
aao kabhi ALWAR; 
aapni haathon se ekbaar utha ke toh dekhon 
aapni purbajon ki TALWAR."- Arindam Sain

'SUDARSHAN' ER PAASH EI THAAKBE CHIROKAAL TAAR EI SAHABAASINI PREMIKA, 'SHASHIKALA' !!!

"Tumi o ekla, ami o EKLA; 
tumi 'Sudarshan', ami 'SHASHIKALA'. 
Onek toh holo lukiye lukiye PREMLEELA; 
ebaar amaader ek ee chaad er 
tala e thaakbaar PAALA. 
Bhengey sab dorjaa r 
sabrakam er TAALA; 
palaabo dujon e dur bahudur e 
aar gaaibo gaan, 'Oo la la, oo la LA'. 
Naai baa korlum dujon 
dujon ke biye, thaakteyi 
paari dujoney EKSAATHEY; 
praaptoboyesko aamra dujoneyi, 
baadha hoy keyu ee daarate paarbena, 
amader ei bhalobasha r PATHEY. 
Jakhan baccha hoy hobe, 
ki esey galo TAATEY; 
tobe 'Hattrick' korbaar por aar noy, jato ee 
kheladhula karo roj MAAJHRAATEY. 
Buro boyesh 
e, tumi 
hobe TAAKLA; 
tomaar ei 
buri r mukh hobe 
daanth FOKLAA; 
kintu ei 'Sudarshan' er paash ei 
thaakbe chirokaal taar ei sahabaasini 
premika, 'SHASHIKALA'"- Arindam Sain

COMPLETELY CLOSE THE DOORS FOR WESTERN CULTURE AFFECTED GIRLS AND SO CALLED FEMINIST GIRLS IN YOUR LIFE !!!

BABLOO: 'I prefer that girl to be my 
life partner, who will be quite 
traditional and CONSERVATIVE; 
I prefer that girl to be mentally strong 
and even in odd times, her mindset 
must remain optimistic and POSITIVE. 
But, it is becoming difficult for me to 
impress any conservative girl 
nowadays, though, my approach 
towards them is quite TRADITIONAL; 
or is it that the girls are running 
after money only, and are not 
interested in any low salaried 
government sector PROFESSIONAL.'

BABOOL: 'You raise your eyebrows, 
you secrete too much saliva, when 
you see any hot girl in small 
skinned tight hot DRESS; 
then, how can you expect that any 
traditional and conservative girl 
will wait for you to look 
towards her and IMPRESS. 
If you really want 
any traditional girl 
as your future WIFE; 
then completely close the doors for western 
culture affected girls and so called feminist 
girls in your LIFE.'"- Arindam Sain

'CORONA VIRUS' HAS A STRONG TENDENCY TO MUTATE; SO, THE SCIENTISTS MUST COME OUT WITH A VACCINE, AS IT IS NEVER TOO LATE !!!

"China is fighting against 
'Corona Virus' so WELL; 
but, had it been in India, it would 
have been a miserable TALE. 
'Corona Virus' has a strong 
tendency to MUTATE; 
so, the scientists must come out with 
a vaccine, as it is never too LATE. 
Always keep yourself and 
your environment CLEAN; 
till now, how many victims 
of this virus, there has BEEN ! 
China is suffering like this due to 
a virus, the world has ever SEEN. 
Stay away from even pet 
animals at this MOMENT; 
try to be a vegetarian as a measure of 
health risk MANAGEMENT."- Arindam Sain

BESH BHALO EE LAAGE, JAKHAN OI CHOTTO KOKIL GULO BARO HOYE DAAYE BASANTAKAAL E KI MISTI MADHUR DAAK !!!

"Kaak kahe, 'Tu amaar 
ekhaaneyi tor deem rekhey 
jaash kyaane BOTEY; 
othocho ei sab deem ke 
taa ditey ditey, amaar kato 
din raat, kato chintaa e KAATEY. 
Ki faakibaaj re tui, 
peli sudhu amaar ee BAASA; 
tor nijer deem er proti o ki 
neyi tor ektu o BHALOBASHA.'

Kohiley Kokil: 'Asoley 
ami je baasa baadhte 
paarina BHAALO; 
tomaar mon taa besh 
udaar botey, hok naa jato ee 
tomaar paalak er rang KAALO. 
Tomaar oporeyi 
amaar achey 
sampoorna BHARSA; 
ekdin amaar deem thekey 
beriye aasbe amaar baccha, 
amaar mon e royechey eituku ASHA.'

Kahe Kaak: 'Ei prakriti r khela 
je cholche yug yug DHOREY; 
amaar maa o kato kokil er deem e 
diyeche taa, taa ki tui jaanish OREY. 
Jaani jaabo thokey ekdin, 
tobu o kano jaani diteyi thaaki taa, 
jodi o noyi kokil, ami je KAAK; 
besh bhalo ee laage, jakhan oi chotto 
kokil gulo baro hoye daaye basantakaal e, 
ki misti madhur DAAK.'"- Arindam Sain

'DD NEWS', 'S NEWS', 'SADHANA NEWS', 'CALCUTTA NEWS' AND 'KOLKATA TV' ARE NOW RULING THE MEDIA MARKETS OF BANGABHOOMI !!!

"'Doordarshan News', that is, 
'DD News' is still the best 
TV Channel to hear NEWS; 
in other TV Channels, 
you will hear more about 
different panelist's own VIEWS. 
If you want to 
sharpen the knowledge 
of current affairs 
within a short PERIOD; 
then 'Scan News', that is, 'S NEWS' is quite 
a good TV channel which brings good 
informative news about our nation 
as well as of ABROAD. 
When it comes to informal 
discussion with almost any 
topic with any CELEBRITY; 
the show, 'Tough Talk with Ritobrato' 
has been able to maintain its 
same brand and QUALITY. 
Where no one can reach 
in the remote areas of 
Bangabhoomi, the reporters of 
'Calcutta News' reaches THERE; 
'Kolkata TV' was losing its grounds, 
but, somehow, again managing to 
regain back their grounds where 
they earlier WERE."- Arindam Sain

AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE ARE STILL THE 'BIG BOSS' !!!

"PRIVATE BANKER: 'When it 
comes to loan recovery, 
we can go to any extent 
at any SITUATION; 
even we have some terrific aggressive 
people whose job is to tackle many 
NPA customers who are basically 
looting the India NATION. 
There are many 
customers who belong 
to 'Nirav Modi' CATEGORY; 
we feel like beating them up inside their 
own house, so that the NPA customer is 
unable to tell us any false STORY. 
Even there are 
anti-social customers who only 
fear the arms and AMMUNITIONS; 
in that case, we take strong actions 
both officially and unofficially 
after proper INVESTIGATIONS.'

PSU BANKER: 'We are like 
war submarines, we wait, 
wait and wait for the 
golden OPPORTUNITY; 
then we will sink the big ships like it 
happened in case of 'Nirav Modi' and 
'Vijay Malia', as it is a war, and as soldiers 
of Indian economy, it is our DUTY. 
Private Bankers sometimes 
do take actions against anti-social 
willful defaulters PHYSICALLY; 
but, we cannot, but, we indirectly 
target their stomach which is 
there inside their BELLY. 
Even Police Department don't have as 
much information as we have in our 
PSU Banking Intelligence SYSTEM; 
and to weaken the strong business 
grounds, source of funding of any big 
NPA customer, we generally use THEM. 
When NPA borrower's 
CIBIL report scorecard 
starts becoming poor, 
business is in a LOSS; 
he has to come back again to any 
PSU Bank to take a loan by repaying back 
the previous one; so, at the end of the day, 
we are still the 'BIG BOSS'.'"- Arindam Sain