Sunday, August 28, 2022

INDIA WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST PAKISTAN ON 28.08.2022 !!!

"In the battle of 'Men in 
Blue' Vs 'Men in GREEN'; 
on 28.08.2022, what a 
thrilling contest it has BEEN. 
Review got retained and Mohammad 
Rizwan went on to score 43; 
until he became the victim of Hardik 
Pandya who ended his bowling spell at 25/3. 
Bhuvaneswar Kumar not only took the 
important wicket of Babar Azam at 
his individual score of 10; 
but also took another 3 wickets 
which helped India to restrict 
Pakistan at 147/10. 
KL Rahul got out early, and initially, 
Virat Kohli looked NERVOUS; 
but, the more he stayed at the crease, he 
looked more aggressive, it was OBVIOUS. 
Pakistani bowlers came back in 
the match, but, the Indian middle 
order batsmen looked quite STRONG; 
they consolidated the innings 
as per their calculated plans 
and nothing went WRONG. 
Ravindra Jadeja got out when 
he wanted to finish the match 
with one glorious SHOT; 
but, India did win by 5 wickets against Pakistan 
as Hardik Pandya showed again, what type of 
a cool killer instinct he has GOT."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, August 27, 2022

THE KOLKATA HIGH COURT HAS SURELY GIVEN THEM A CHANCE TO UNDERSTAND !!!

"You are giving everything for FREE; 
with the tagline 'SHREE'. 
But, in case of 'Dearness ALLOWANCE'; 
why there is no administrative CLEARANCE. 
Against the 'Durga Puja' funds 
allocated towards clubs, many 
lawyers may file a PETITION; 
provide employment, don't make 
our next generation lazy, just like 
it happened in Sri Lanka NATION. 
Had there been no 
'High Court' INTERVENTION; 
no one would have known the 
truth about the corrupted INTENTION. 
Those students who really passed the 
competitive exam must get JUSTICE; 
and those students who got jobs by unfair 
means must be suspended from SERVICE. 
You are just looting the money 
from one pocket and then giving 
it back to the other POCKET; 
foolish people are dancing that they 
are getting 'subsidy', and buying food 
items at a high price from the MARKET. 
We don't need freebies, no 
need to loot us, give us work, 
so that we can EARN; 
give us good doctors in hospitals to 
cure us, give us good teachers in school, 
so that the students can really LEARN. 
Sri Lankans never read the history of 
Venezuela, otherwise, they would 
have rectified it BEFOREHAND; 
for the people of Bangabhoomi, it is still not 
too late, the Kolkata High Court has surely given 
them a chance to UNDERSTAND."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, May 31, 2022

THE INDIAN GOVERNMENT MUST MAKE IT MANDATORY TO IMPLEMENT 'ATTACHMENT OF PROPERTY' !!!

"ED OFFICER: 'Some people in the 
judiciary system may be involved 
in corruption, it may be a true FACT; 
after proper investigation, we may 
interrogate some of them, and may 
take strict actions as per the 'ACT'.' 

CBI OFFICER: 'What about the 
corrupted politicians in this REGARD; 
somehow, we are not being 
allowed to march FORWARD.'

RA&W OFFICER: 'Somehow, we are 
really concerned about the slow 
speed in any CBI INVESTIGATION; 
if you guys need any support, then our 
secret agents are always there as 'Mariner's 
Compass' to give you proper NAVIGATION.'

RBI OFFICER: 'Corruption and fraud cannot 
happen without any illegal cash money 
and online financial TRANSACTION; 
that's why, all the corrupted big people 
want secrecy and security and hence, Swiss 
Bank is still the best place of ATTRACTION.'

IB OFFICER: 'Our Intelligence Bureau is 
doing a great job, but, RBI's Repo Rate, 
CRR and SLR cannot alleviate POVERTY; 
the Indian Government must 
make it mandatory to implement 
'attachment of PROPERTY.'"- Arindam Sain

MANY YEARS DOWN THE LINE, THE DIVORCE CASE WILL GO ON AND ON, BUT YOU AND YOUR LIVE IN PARTNER WILL WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP !!!

"BABLOO: 'When a wife has 
deserted her husband, why to give 
her so much 'maintainence MONEY'; 
as per 'Hindu Marriage Act', why the 
Hindu women will enjoy all facilities 
and eat up all the HONEY. 
Like in one web series on 'Netflix', you 
may Invest a portion of cryptocurrency 
on any dark world 'Supari KILLER'; 
and invest another portion of money 
on cops and lawyers to illegally close 
the file of a 'Crime THRILLER'.'

BABOOL: 'Are you still in alcoholic hangover 
or what, this is not AFGHANISTAN; 
you are not a Taliban also, this is 
India and you are an INDIAN. 
Nowadays, it is legal for any 
woman to give birth to a baby 
and live the life of a single MOTHER; 
so, it is easy for your 2nd wife to take care 
of your child, no one can interfere also, if 
that woman wants to reproduce ANOTHER.' 

BABLA: 'Do something terribly 
wrong in your ORGANIZATION; 
so that, you get the letter 
of job TERMINATION. 
Once you are unemployed, 
where from you will provide 
the 'one time settlement' AMOUNT'; 
make an appeal to the court that you are 
poor now and the court must give a mutual 
divorce by taking this petition into ACCOUNT.'

BALA: 'All these strategies have 
thorns and too much THEORETICAL; 
you must follow that strategy which 
is absolutely safe and not so CRITICAL. 
If you can reproduce one or two 
babies by having at least 6 years 
of 'Live In' RELATIONSHIP; 
then, many years down the line, divorce case will 
go on and on, but, you and your live in partner 
will win the CHAMPIONSHIP.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, May 29, 2022

GT LIFTED THE IPL 2022 TROPHY BY WINNING BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 29.05.2022 !!!

"On 29.05.2022, the ambience 
at Narendra Modi stadium in 
Ahmedabad was just AMAZING; 
in the closing ceremony of IPL 
2022, A.R.Rahman rocked the 
show like a musical KING. 
Initially, Yashasvi Jaiswal 
struggled with his TIMING; 
but, got hunted by Yash Dayal, as Sai 
Kishore took the catch outside the RING. 
Jos Butler, as usual, 
started to DOMINATE; 
after Padikkal's dismissal by Rashid Khan, 
GT started to reduce RR's run RATE. 
At regular intervals, RR 
wickets started to FELL; 
Hardik led from the front 
with his '17/3' bowling SPELL. 
Jos is the highest contributor 
for RR with his 39; 
Sai Kishore and Shami bounced 
back to restrict RR at 130/9. 
Yuzvendra missed an easy catch 
even after making a DIVE; 
Prasidh bowled a terrific inswing delivery 
to bowled out Wriddhiman at his score of 5. 
When it was 23/2, the 
GT skipper came IN; 
and clearly understood that a sensible 
partnership will be the key to WIN. 
Chahal bowled a fantastic leg spin delivery 
to get rid of Hardik which was PRICELESS; 
and also got hold of the 'Purple Cap', an 
awesome achievement NEVERTHELESS. 
Shubman made the winning run by 
hitting a six to win by 7 wickets as 
GT lifted the trophy of IPL 2022; 
along with Gill who contributed 45, 
Miller also gave the much needed 
support with his knock of 32. 
Both 'Orange Cap' and 'Purple Cap' 
are with RR, but, GT fans will celebrate 
this victory by dancing with DANDYA; 
because in their debut season itself, GT 
won their first IPL title under the outstanding 
captaincy of Hardik PANDYA."- Arindam Sain 

WE DO HAVE A PATRIOTIC AND ALMOST INVISIBLE INTELLIGENCE NETWORK !!!

"GIRL: 'We have tried to 
do so much HARM; 
but, still, you guys have 
not lost your CHARM.'

BOY: 'All girls are not selfish, 
corrupted and HARMFUL; 
some girls are really good at heart, 
quite friendly and so HELPFUL.

GIRL: 'But, how do you convert almost 
each and every odd SITUATION; 
into a 'blessing in disguise', do you guys 
have any 'Intelligence Base STATION' ?'

BOY: 'You guessed it absolutely right, 
we do have a patriotic and almost
invisible intelligence NETWORK; 
you can hardly track them 
but they are spying on you 
and doing all the hard WORK.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, May 28, 2022

SANGRAM KORE BNECHE THAAKA EBONG ONYO MAANAV KE O BNAACHBAAR SUJOG KORE DEOWAA EE HOLO AASOL 'NIRBHIK DHARMA' !!!

"YAMRAJ: 'Aah ! Chitragupta, 
bhool tathya diyecho, ei teen kanya r 
toh ei mrityu r khaata e naam ee NAAI.'

CHITRAGUPTA: 'Aaggey Prabhu ! Eenaara 
nijera ee nijeder mrityu deke eneche, dukkh 
er saathe ei katha apnaake JAANAAI.'

YAMRAJ: 'Taah eder aayu toh besh bhalo 
ee chilo, janam kundali r hiseb MATO; 
kano era nijeder praan nijera ee 
niye nilo, amaake ektu BALOTO.'

CHITRAGUPTA: 'Maati te jodi thaakto 
duto paa, taahole hoyto bujhto aasol 
'jeeban' ebong 'sangram' er MAANE; 
ektu swapnobhango holeyi era je ekdum 
bhenge pore, kibhaabe ghure daarate hoy, 
yuddha korte hoy, kajon ee baa JAANE.'

YAMRAJ: 'Bujhle Chitragupta, 
mrityubaran kora khub ee sahaj, 
jaake bole 'kapurushochito KARMA'; 
sangram kore bneche thaaka ebong onyo 
maanav ke o bnaachbaar sujog kore deowaa 
ee holo aasol 'nirbhik DHARMA'.'"- Arindam Sain