MI WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 30.04.2023 !!!

"What a style by RR's Yashasvi 

Jaiswal to get out of a bad PATCH; 

in just 62 balls, he scored 124 runs 

against MI in IPL's 1000th MATCH. 

At the other end, the 

wickets were FALLING; 

but, Yasasvi kept on conquering 

just like a Royal Rajput KING. 

Sandeep Sharma dismissed 

MI's Hitman with such a slower 

delivery we have rarely SEEN; 

Ravichandran Ashwin created a 

record by taking the wicket of the 

dangerous batsman, Cameron GREEN. 

Suryakumar Yadav 

had to depart at his 

individual score of 55; 

due to a sensational catch 

taken by Sandeep Sharma by 

going for a fantastic DIVE. 

It was Tim David for MI 

on 30.04.2023, who alone 

turned the game completely 

into MI's FAVOUR; 

MI chased down 212 runs to win by 

6 wickets and everyone enjoyed the 

Australian's champion style of last 

moment 'Finishing FLAVOUR'."- Arindam Sain

PBKS WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 30.04.2023 !!!

"Watching the batting of 

Conway and Gaikwad is not 

only an ENTERTAINMENT; 

but also a lesson for 

young cricketers on 'perfect 

timing and PLACEMENT'. 

CSK's run rate of 10 runs per over got 

reduced, when Moeen was batting 

along with Conway who remained 

unbeaten with 8 runs short of a 100; 

but, due to two back to back 

overboundaries by MS Dhoni in 

the last 2 balls on 30.04.2023, 

CSK managed to score 200. 

The impact player of PBKS, Prabhsimran 

Singh did make an IMPACT; 

but, Jadeja often strikes back at the 

right time for CSK, which is indeed a FACT. 

Livingstone came in to dominate in 

style as if he was saying, 'here I AM';  

the 'Malinga style' bowler, Matheesha 

Pathirana beautifully bowled out SAM. 

Jitesh got out, as the catch was taken by 

the substitute fielder who did slip but his 

foot didn't touch the boundary ROPE; 

the all rounder of the Zimbabwe team, 

Sikandar Raza was still at the crease, 

and that's why, PBKS still had some HOPE. 

In the last ball, Sikandar Raza took 

3 runs to conquer the CSK FORT; 

PBKS won by 4 wickets and it was 

indeed a terrific team EFFORT."- Arindam Sain

OI DAL ER, PRATHAM SAARITE CHOLE ESECHE SAB CHOR, DAKAAT !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ekta dal er gopon 

bhotabhuti tei jodi erokom 

ballot baaksho loot HOY; 

tahole asonno panchayat 

nirbachan e je ki hobe, se toh bojhai 

jacche, eta toh baro chinta r BISHOY.'

BABOOL: 'Oi dal er, pratham saarite 

chole eseche sab chor, DAKAAT; 

taai ekhan dheere dheere pooro 

dal taai hoye jacche KUPOKAAT.'

BABLA: 'Jaar rajneeti r 

kono obhigyyota ee nei, 

se naaki aanbe 'NABAJOYAAR'; 

odike uttarbanga teh, police 

gulo oi garib niriho maanush 

der ke jano bhabhe JANOYAAR.'

BALA: 'Ebaar e jekhane thikthak 

bhabhe hobe NIRBACHAN; 

mon e toh hoyna, je, jeet teh 

paarbe sei sab AASAN.'"- Arindam Sain

JOH BANK SE UDHAR LENE KE BAAD, EMI NA BHARE, USKA JEENA KAR DO HARAAM !!!

"Joh bank se udhar lene ke baad, EMI 

na bhare, uska jeena kar do HARAAM; 

beijjat karo saale ko, 

ekdum din dahare SAREAAM; 

poore mohalle 

mein kar do 

uska BADNAAM; 

chorna nahi hai usko, poora ek 

toli bana ke, peeche hee padh 

jaao uske, subah se le ke SHAAM. 

Pata karo kaun si 

bar mein jaata hain 

peene ke liye JAAM; 

wahaan bhi poora wasooli ka toli le 

ke jaao, aur woh sharaabi ko itna gaali 

do, ki woh bhool jaaye apna NAAM. 

Phir bhi agar EMI ka paisa na de, 

toh aagle subah, pouch jaao poora 

wasooli ka toli le ke, aur karo uske 

gharwalon ko pehle PRANAAM; 

phir bhi agar paisa na de, toh baithe 

raho uske ghar ke saamne, kanooni 

suchana patra chipka do deewar mein, 

aab dekho kya hota hain ANJAAM. 

Thik isi tarah private bank wale 

karte hain wasooli, isiliye private 

bank o ki vyapar mein hoti 

hain itna MUNAFA; 

sarkari bank o se liya huya 

udhar agar jyada kharab ho jaayega, 

toh 2025 saal mein mil jayegi sab ko 

bank nijikaran ka anokha TOHFA. 

Kahaan paisa chupa ke rakhoge, ek 

AADHAAR card number maarne se 

hee sab account number mil JAAYEGA; 

jab ush bank ke bachat khata se, ish bank 

ke udhar khata pe paisa chala jayega, tab 

yeh sab log, gali ke kutte ki tarah ROYEGA. 

Samay hain abhi bhi, sambhal jaao bacche 

log, kyon ki sabhi bank o mein aanewala 

hain, yeh private bank jaisa MAAHOL; 

aur agar aap har baar sahi samay pe, udhar 

chukta karte hain, toh koi bhi bank ke liye 

aap ho jaaoge ekdum ANMOL."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 21 RUNS AGAINST RCB ON 26.04.2023 !!!

"When RCB decided to bowl first on 

26.04.2023, the team surely had a PLOY; 

but, all went in vain, due to a quickie 

fifty runs scored by Jason ROY. 

Suddenly, Vijaykumar Vyshak 

took 2 wickets and when Jason Roy 

departed, the KKR's score was 88; 

along with Venkatesh Iyer, 

it was Nitish Rana who pressed 

the accelerator to score 48. 

To defend the score of 200 

runs, Suyash Sharma was 

quite impressive TONIGHT; 

along with Varun and 

Andre, he also became 

a special KNIGHT. 

Virat kept on fighting, but, 

without any such big support 

at the other end, it was not ENOUGH; 

KKR won by 21 runs against RCB, as 

Chakravarthy and Russell kept on taking wickets 

to make the chase more TOUGH."- Arindam Sain

BOYCOTT THOSE PEOPLE SOCIALLY WHO ARE WILFUL DEFAULTERS OF ANY PSU BANK IN YOUR LOCALITY !!!

"Boycott those people socially 

who are wilful defaulters of 

any PSU Bank in your LOCALITY; 

they are the silent dacoits 

to loot and ruin the economy 

of any village, town or CITY. 

You are paying more tax, 

you are paying more money to 

buy any product due to INFLATION; 

but, these bloody wilful defaulters are 

doing acting in front of foolish judges and 

'OTS' is still being practiced in India NATION. 

The Indian Government 

must come out of these 

vote bank POLITICS; 

'Subsidy' and 'Loan Compromise' 

are like viruses for any economy 

as per global STATISTICS. 

The only thing the 

Indian Government knows 

is to either merge the PSU 

banks or go for PRIVATIZATION; 

whereas, the Chinese Government has 

made strict laws in favour of the banks to 

recover all loans to make their banks stronger 

globally in this age of GLOBALIZATION. 

The money that the Indian Government 

pumps in every year to waive off NPAs in 

PSU Banks, that does not come for FREE; 

it is actually the money of the Indian 

taxpayers, as the Indian Government 

is not having any 'Money TREE'."- Arindam Sain

EKHONKAR EI BANGAALI JAATI TAA JAAGBE KOBE; AAR KATO NIRIHO MAHILA DEE KHOON O DHARSHAN DEKHTE HOBE ???

"BABLOO: 'Ekhonkar ei 

Bangaali jaati taa jaagbe KOBE; 

aar kato niriho mahila der khoon 

o dharshan dekhte HOBE ?'

BABOOL: 'Sedin oi police gulo, aar 

shasaan er shakun pakhi gulo r moddhe 

khuje pelam na kono PARTHAKYA; 

saara prithibi r saamne lajja e maatha het 

hoye gache, satyi ee otyonto nindoniyo, 

bolaa r mato kichu nei aar BAAKYA.'

BABLA: 'Aar ekta jinish o 

pramanito hote choleche, 

je kichu kichu postmortem 

er daktaar ra o naye GHUSH; 

thanda matha e bhebe dekhish 

ekbaar, je, Corona r samay, jaara jed 

dhore, kono haspataal e bhorti hoyni, 

sustho hoye bneche gache sei sab MAANUSH.'

BALA: 'Abaar ei ksehtre o, 

seyi Kolkata uccha adalat 

keyi maath e naamte hobe, 

pooro paristhiti SAMLAATE; 

oi 34 bachor e English hoyto shikte paarini, 

kintu tobu o shikkito samaaj chilo, aar police 

takhan eto sakriyo chilo, je nischinte sabai 

ghumote paarto MAAJHRAATE.'"- Arindam Sain