PAAP ER PRAYASCHITTO KORBO, TAAI SAB SATYI KATHA BOLE DEOWAA EE BHAALO !!!

"BHAIPO: 'Tomar baari giye 

dekhlam, je tumi sekhane nei, 

ekhan tumi kothay acho KAAKU; 

sab ee toh sunte pelaam, khub 

ee dukkhojanak, era toh dekhchi 

bhalo ee khelte paare 'SUDOKU'.'

KAAKU: 'Ekhan aar osob nyaka 

nyaka katha, ki hobe BOLE; 

tobe tor mato apodharto ke 

diye ki aar sanghatan CHOLE ?'

BHAIPO: 'Kicchu chinta korona, 

emon porimaan taaka debo DHELE; 

je tomar por er duto prajanmo bilaasita 

r akash e urrey beraabe paakhna MELE.' 

KAAKU: 'Ei toh kodin aage, 

paarchili na amake CHINTE; 

ekhan tui phone kore, misti misti 

katha bole, chaichish amaaye KINTE. 

Ei parimaan taaka peyei baa ki holo, 

bhog ee toh korte paarlaam na, 

kaaron ei taka gulo je KAALO; 

ei buro boyesh e, bhabchi, je, paap er 

prayaschitto korbo, taai sab satyi 

katha bole dewoaa ee BHAALO.'"- Arindam Sain

CSK WON THEIR FIFTH IPL TITLE ON 30.05.2023 BY DEFEATING GT BY 5 WICKETS !!!

"On 29.05.2023, initially, the start 
by the GT openers looked SLOW; 
but, Wriddhiman Saha looked in 
good touch and full FLOW. 
Mahendra Singh Dhoni is still 
one of the best wicketkeepers 
of the world INDEED; 
as he once again proved his 
class by stumping out Shubman 
Gill at a lightning SPEED. 
Deepak Chahar got the wicket of 
Saha, but, Sai Sudarshan will play 
such a good knock, they didn't EXPECT; 
GT scored 214 runs and the innings 
of 96 runs in 47 balls by Sai Sudarshan 
really deserve a royal RESPECT. 
Even on the reserve day, 
the rain came AGAIN; 
after applying the mysterious 'Duckworth-Lewis 
method', you never know which team will GAIN. 
Overs got reduced to 
15 overs and the revised 
target for CSK was 171; 
for Noor Ahmad, after getting the wickets 
of both the CSK openers, his bowling 
figure of 17/2 will be a memorable ONE. 
When Rahane and Rayudu were looking 
too dangerous, there was one bowler 
from GT who knows how to TAME; 
he knows how to strike back 
again and again, always remember, 
Mohit Sharma is his NAME. 
On 30.05.2023, Shivam Dube remained 
unbeaten at 32, but, Mohit stunned 
the CSK fans as Mahendra Singh 
Dhoni got out at ZERO; 
but, experience always counts and it is 
CSK again to lift the IPL title for the 
5th time, as Ravindra Jadeja emerged 
as the ultimate HERO."- Arindam Sain

JE JANAJAATI BHARAT ER SWADHINATA R LARRAI LORECHE, SEYI KURMI DER KE 'ST' SANGRAKKHAN DITE ETO BHOY !!!

"BABLOO: 'Dheel je ee chhure thakuk 

na kano, teebro khhobh aar pratibaad 

er bahiprakash hisebe, oi kaaj ta 

kora, motei hoyni BHAALO; 

tobe er probhaab kintu bhalo ee 

poreche, eta maantei hobe, kaaran 

por er din, ekjon er jaama r rang 

hoye gache saada, nei aar KAALO.' 

BABOOL: 'Probhaab toh poreche 

bote, taai egaro din por ekjon oi 

jaayega e giye chailen KHHOMAA; 

kintu eta o sweekar kora uchit 

chilo, jeh ogulo baaji chilo 

na, ogulo chilo BOMAA.' 

BABLA: 'Abaar naaki hobe oikhane 

kono ek notun SHILPO; 

oi shilanyaas ta ee hobe, tarpor 

hoye jaabe sab GALPO.' 

BALA: 'Erokom dwichaarita kano 

bujhina, kon ek baaire r desh Myanmar 

er Rohingya der dite paare AASHROY; 

aar je janajaati Bharat er swadhinata r 

larrhai loreche, seyi Kurmi der ke 'ST' quota 

r sangrakkhan dite eto BHOY.'"- Arindam Sain

GT DEFEATED MI BY 62 RUNS ON 26.05.2023 TO REACH THE FINAL !!!

"MI fans were saying, 'What did 

Shubman Gill eat at BREAKFAST; 

he is batting so well that the GT 

scoreboard is moving very FAST.' 

Shubman Gill alone scored 129 runs, 

whereas Sai Sudarshan contributed 43; 

due to some late hitting by the GT 

skipper, the score of GT raced to 233. 

The start for MI was not so 

good, as Shami took 2 wickets 

in quick SUCCESSION; 

Rashid bowled out Tilak, as on the 

mind of any GT fan, this Afghan 

always makes an IMPRESSION. 

A delivery of Hardik Pandya 

surely reminded you about 

the cricket term 'BODYLINE'; 

though, temporarily Green 

got retired hurt, but, 

later on, he was FINE. 

Sometimes little things 

do have a big IMPACT; 

Little got the wicket of Green, 

which is indeed a big thing in FACT. 

Mohit Sharma is basically a 

Trump Card of Hardik Pandya 

which is always kept HIDDEN; 

and it comes out in slog overs 

and it works, as Mohit sent back the 

daring Suryakumar Yadav to his DEN. 

On 26.05.2023, Mohit Sharma 

with a bowling figure of 10/5 

restricted MI to 171; 

GT reached the final, though, 

for MI, Suryakumar played 

a good knock of 61."- Arindam Sain

OI RAASTA GHAT E, 'CHOR', 'CHOR' AOWAAZ SHONA EKTA CHOR ER SATHE BIYE DIYE OR JEEBAN KORTE PARBO NA NASTO !!!

NANDALAL: 'Chele amar 

ekdom khnaati chele, whisky 

gele na khub ekta BESHI; 

oi cigarette er sathe Rum 

ektu adhtu chekhe dakhe, 

jakhan hoy sardi KAASHI. 

Ekta rajnoitik dal er sahajogita e, 

ekta baaji karkhana tairi koreche, 

eksaathe kato shramik banaye BAAJI; 

erokom sona r tukro chele aar paaben 

na kothao, kobe biye r din thik korbo, 

apnar choto meye toh hoyei jaabe RAAJI.'

NONIGOPAL: 'O, apnaar 

chele tahole oi rajnoitik 

dal er sathe JUKTO; 

jeh konodin toh tahole emon 

hobe bisforon, je sab shramik 

hoye jaabe prithibi theke MUKTO. 

Amar baro meye r 

swami r toh chakri taa 

ee hoye galo BAATIL; 

bodhoy saada khaata ee diyechilo 

jomaa, 16 lakh taaka diye hoyto 

chakri ta korechilo HAASIL.'

NANDALAL: 'Ekdum chinta korben 

na, aapni hoyto jaanen na, jeh, dada 

aar didi r hoy gopon BAITHAK; 

'Kendra ta tomar, rajya ta amar', 

sadharan maanush sudhu upalabdhi korbe, 

jeh, chanachur ta ektu jhaal, ektu TAK. 

NRC aar CAA naa hotey dilei toh holo,

byaash, jatokhushi dhukuk Bangladesh 

theke, periye oi knaata taar er BYARRHA; 

nirbachan er aage ektu bilaati madh, 

suswaadu maangsho aar ek hazaar taaka 

dilei toh era hoye jaaye BHNYARRHA.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Kono garib 

madhyabitto ghar e, meye r 

biye debo, taao BHALO; 

apnaar chele r sathe biye debo 

na, kaaron or uparjan er shingha 

bhaag taaka ee toh KAALO. 

Kono sat, garib madhyabitto 

chele r ghar e giye naa hoy 

meye amaar korbe ektu KASTO; 

kintu oi raasta ghat e 'chor', 'chor' aowaaz 

shona ekta chor er saathe biye diye, or 

jeeban korte parbo na NASTO.'"- Arindam Sain

CSK QUALIFIED TO PLAY THE FINAL MATCH BY DEFEATING GT BY 15 RUNS ON 23.05.2023 !!!

"Ruturaj Gaikwad got a second 

chance due to the umpire's CALL; 

that Darshan Nalkande has 

bowled a 'NO BALL'. 

CSK openers contributed 100 runs 

together, as they both are in 

form and so well SET; 

again the ball went towards Shubman Gill 

and this time, in the case of Ajinkya Rahane, the 

bowler, Darshan Nalkande got a WICKET. 

What a delivery by Shami to 

bowled out Jadeja who scored 22; 

Dhoni failed to contribute, but, still, CSK 

managed to put up a decent score of 172. 

Deepak Chahar got rid of Wriddhiman 

Saha as his bowling line and length 

has been so perfect and TIGHT; 

Hardik Pandya came in 

with an aggressive mindset 

but could score only 8. 

Dhoni utilized 

Theekshana quite WELL; 

due to Theekshana, the 

wicket of Tewatia also FELL.  

The 'Jadeja Vs Gill' battle looked 

so interesting where Jadeja 

finished his bowling figure at 18/2; 

Deepak Chahar had the 

last laugh by getting the wicket 

of Shubman who scored 42. 

Never underestimate 

that talented AFGHAN; 

as he scored a quick 30 runs, 

after all, he is Rashid KHAN. 

Tushar Deshpande bowled 

as per his captain's PLAN; 

and indeed got rid of 

Rashid Khan, the danger MAN. 

It was too late for GT as 

Noor remained unbeaten at 7; 

CSK qualified to play the final match as 

GT got bowled out at 157."- Arindam Sain

GT WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 21.05.2023 !!!

"On 21.05.2023, for RCB, it was 

like a Quarter Final MATCH; 

Noor got rid of Faf as Saha's right 

pad helped Tewatia to take the CATCH. 

Rashid Khan bowled 

out Glenn MAXWELL; 

26 valuable runs were 

contributed by BRACEWELL. 

Noor was quite 

impressive with the BALL; 

but, at one end with an unbeaten 

knock of 101, Virat stood TALL. 

Wriddhiman Saha 

failed to DELIVER; 

but, for Shubman, it 

was 'never say NEVER'. 

The way Mr. Gill batted today, 

GT team hardly felt any FEAR; 

as if the score of 

197 runs looked so NEAR. 

A superb six in the last ball, wow, 

what a style to finish the GAME; 

GT won by 6 wickets, always 

remember, Shubman Gill is his NAME. 

MI fans are happy and said, 

'104 run kar ke Shubman GILL; 

laakhon RCB fan 

ka todh diya DIL.'"- Arindam Sain