PASCHIMBANGA TEH SESHMESH BANGAALI R SANKHYA EE NAA KOME JAAYE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei rajya ta Bharat er 

modhhe ache bote, kintu ekhane

niyam kanoon ekdom ALAADA; 

chaakri baa karmasansthan 

er jonnyo onyo 

rajye jaao DADA. 

Beshi 'chaakri chaai, chaakri chaai' 

korte jeyona, maajhraate campus er 

bhetor e, oi civic volunteer der diyei, 

pitiye kore debo THAANDA; 

baari r mahila der ke 500 taaka maasik 

haath khorcha dicchi, tomra bike niye 

berole 500 taaka r case dicchi, kono kaaj 

korte hobena, sudhu dharo JHAANDA.'

BABOOL: 'Kintu dal ei je lege 

gache grihayuddha, 'Pisipanthi' 

banaam 'BHAIPOPANTHI'; 

ontoto sab Comrade der ke 

sabsamay samman diye 

eseche jekono BAAMPANTHI. 

Je sob netaa ra ei baampanthi 

der biruddhe larhaai korlo, 

taader kei dicche 

pechon dike THELE; 

aar jaar rajnoitik obhigyyota nei, jato 

durnitigrasto lokeder ke kaaje laagiye, 

je, dal taa r barota bajaalo, ekhan kina 

chhori ghoracche seyi badmaash CHELE.'

BABLA: 'Ki je panchayat vote 

hobe ki jaani, manonayan er 

din ei hoye galo KHOON; 

Rajanikanth er ekta Hindi 

cinema r katha mon e pore 

galo, naam 'Andha KANOON'. 

Kendriya Vaahini naa aanle, 

vote karmi ra jodi duty teh 

naa jaaye, tahole kaader 

ke diye koraabe VOTE; 

odike Murshidabad er aar ek 'Mir Zafar' 

er jonno, gerua shibir ee ekmaatro 

bikalpo shakti, jehetu mukh thubre 

poreche Baam aar Congress er JOT.'

BALA: 'Vote toh onyo rajye o 

hoy, emon ki Bihar, Jharkhand e 

o vote hoy kato SHANTIPURNA; 

aar Paschimbanga teh kono maa 

er kol khaali naa holey jano, nirbachan 

prakriya taa roye jaaye ASAMPURNA. 

Ei Bangaali jaati r kobe aar chokh khulbe 

jaani na, peeth toh deowaal e theke ee 

gache, sadharan maanush parivartan 

korte chaile o, ekhan ekdom ASOHAAYE; 

kono kaaj nei ekhaane, taai onyo rajye 

sabai kaaj korte chole jacche, 

Paschimbanga teh seshmesh Bangaali 

r sankhya ee naa kome JAAYE.'"- Arindam Sain

IT TASTES AWESOME, AS OUT OF EXCITEMENT, YOU HAVE DONE A GOOD EXPERIMENT !!!

"Throughout the world, 
among all the fruits, 
Mango is the KING;
if you are not eating mangoes in 
the Summer season, then you are 
surely missing out on SOMETHING. 
'Miyazaki', 'Chakapat', 'Red Palmer' 
and 'Red Ivory' mangoes are not only 
costly but as a gift, it is also PRECIOUS.
but for the Bengali community, the 'Honey 
Dew', 'Katimon' and 'Himsagar' mangoes 
are quite affordable and DELICIOUS. 
Never mind, whether 
you are young or OLD,
you will always enjoy the taste of the 
ice cream, 'Amul Alphonso Mango GOLD'.
Pour 'Amul Lassi 
Mango' in a GLASS;
then add some amount of this ice 
cream to enrich its taste and CLASS. 
It tastes awesome, as 
out of EXCITEMENT, 
you have done a 
good EXPERIMENT.
The brand image of 'Amul' and the 'Amul 
Girl' is also very popular in the WEST,
'Amul', 'Amul', keep on rocking, and this 
brand is still the BEST."- Arindam Sain

CHAL SABAI MILEY, ELECTRIC OFFICE ER MAIN GATE E LAAGIYE DEBO TAALA !!!

"GRAAMBAASI: 'Haan re electric office 

er engineer, garam kaal e, amader 

graam e current thake na kano RE; 

ei, ke kothay achish, lathi baa gaach er daal 

jaa paabi niye aaye, ei saala ke baandh 

ei gaach e, aar maar laaga besh KORE.'

ENGINEER: 'Na na, amake 

apnaara chere DIN; 

apnaara barong sabai 

inverter kine NIN.'

GRAAMBAASI: 'Inverter kena r paisa 

ki tor baap debe re MUKHPORA; 

hiseb kore dekhechish, din er por din, kato 

ta electricity bill baariye diechish TORA.'

ENGINEER: 'O baba go, laagche, oto jor 

e maarben naa, amake thengiye ki HOBE; 

amader office er baro babu 

ke naalish janaan TOBE.'

GRAAMBAASI: 'Ekdom thik 

boleche, chal sabai miley, 

electric office er main gate 

e laagiye debo TAALA; 

jatokkhon na current aasbe, kaauke baari 

jete debona, etodin onek atyachaar 

sahyo korechi, ebaar sadharan maanush 

er badla nebaar PAALA.'"- Arindam Sain

AAB TOH LADDOO KHAAO, BAHUT HUA AASHIQUI !!!

"MUNNA: 'Chai pe 

kam hai CHINI,
par bilkul rasgulla 

ho tum, MINI.'

MINI: 'Bilkul hira hai tu MUNNA,
aur main hoon PANNA;
ho jaao mere 'Rajesh KHANNA',
kabhi baano 'Kishore', kabhi 'MANNA'.'

MUNNA: 'Tu hai filmy, tu hai NADAAN,
phir bhi chuna ke bina, kaise rahe PAAN;
tere liye hee sahi, gaayenge hum GAANA,
nayak nahi, hum hai ek dildaar DEEWANA.'

MINI: 'Shaadi kar lete hai, 

der kish baat KI; 
aab toh laddoo khaao, 

bahut hua AASHIQUI'"- Arindam Sain

OUR LOVE MUST BE EVERGREEN !!!

"GIRL: 'Thinking for a WHILE,
why did I go an extra MILE,
is it because of your killer SMILE,
or is it because you are so AGILE.

BOY: 'The decision is SMALL,
but, your heart has taken the CALL,
so, enjoy bathing in the WATERFALL,
as it is a romantic ambience after ALL.

GIRL: 'I want to see the UNSEEN,
our love must be EVERGREEN,
no one can ever come in BETWEEN,
you are my King, and I am your QUEEN.'

BOY: 'When fallen in love, why RETHINK,
march ahead, you should not SHRINK,
regard it as a divine LINK,
though, it may sail or SINK.'"- Arindam Sain

EE PRITHIBI TEH, JATO EE KOMIBE BRIKKHO, TATO EE BAARIBE GARAM, BAARIBE PRAAKRITIK DURJOG, ABAAR HOITE O PAARE DURBHIKKO !!!

"Kutha geli tu, 

ore o 'BARSHA', 

ee garam e, tui ee 

toh ikmatro BHARSHA;
choli aaye ikkebare, 

ikdom JHAMJHAMIE,
de khaal, bil, pukur 

gula e jwal JOMIE. 

Roddur er tez 

je CHARAM; 

bohiche halka, bejaaye 

poriche GARAM. 

Koribo ki 

kaaj KAAM; 

galgal kori je 

jhori jaaye GHAAM. 

Mejhe teh paatchi 

maadur, eto taai garam 

khaat er BICHAANA; 

sudhu maanush kano, ei garam e 

kaahil posha murgi, goru, baachur, 

chaagal aar chaagal CHHAANA. 

Kichuta dokhne baatash 

paai bote, jehetu amader ghar 

ta royiche ekta nadi r PAAR E; 

raasta baro korti giya, 

kaati diche bote onekgula 

gaach, raasta r dui DHAAR E. 

Chotobela e, kohito bote amader 

taamuk knhura, je, ee prithibi teh, 

jato ee komibe BRIKKHO; 

tato ee baaribe garam, baaribe 

praakritik durjog, abaar hoite 

o paare DURBHIKKO."- Arindam Sain

MAANUSH EE KINTU DAAYI, TAI GARAM BAARCHE DIN KE DIN !!!

"Kaaparh paro HAALKA; 

boiche je HALKA;
knaacha peyaara je DNAASHA
besh, tobe khaao tumi SHASHA.
Bodle felo beshi jwal 

na khaowa r SWBHAAB,

aar noile khuje dyakho, 

paao kina kochi DAAB; 

khaile o khaite 

paaro paanta BHAAT,
bhalo ghum hobe, 

din hok ba RAAT. 
Maach er jhol noy, 

khao tnetul er TAK,
ei garam e, naai ba 

korle beshi BAKBAK;
Chaatu r sarbat kintu 

pet ke kore SHITAL,
kheye rakha bhalo noon 

chini meshano JWAL.
Baaire berole, songe 

jano thaake CHAATA,
khub kore khaao 

tok doi baa RAITA;
ei garam e, beshi 

kheyona murgi r DEEM,
barong begoon bhaja e, 

mishiye daao NEEM. 
Pet korbe garhbarh, 

khele beshi JHALMURI,
jwal e bhijiye ee 

khaao barong MURI;
Maanush ee kintu daayi, tai 

garam baarche din ke DIN,

gaach lagao chaturdike, noile 

jeevan yatra hoye jaabe KATHIN."-Arindam Sain