Sunday, September 10, 2023

IMMEDIATELY DO YOUR AADHAAR BIOMETRIC LOCK !!!

"Immediately do your 
AADHAAR Biometric LOCK; 
otherwise, anytime you may 
experience a financial SHOCK.
Avoid AEPS withdrawal
from any shop at any COST
withdraw money from any Bank or 
ATM, your money will not be LOST.
Your fingerprint can 
also be REPLICATED;
so, lock it up, before it 
becomes COMPLICATED. 
Download the 'MyAadhaar' app, 
enter your AADHAR NUMBER; 
to login, enter the OTP, received at
your registered mobile NUMBER. 
Just lock your biometric, always use 
masked Aadhaar Card, don't be SILLY; 
just 2 minutes before AEPS withdrawal, 
unlock your biometric TEMPORARILY."- Arindam Sain

Friday, September 8, 2023

'ONE EARTH', 'ONE FAMILY', 'ONE FUTURE' AND THE FUTURE IS REALLY BRIGHT !!!

"'One Earth', One Family', 'One 
Future' and the future is really BRIGHT; 
gone are the days of darkness and 
we are travelling towards the LIGHT. 
When China started 
spreading the Corona Virus, 
we entered into a TUNNEL;
the vaccine made in 'Bharat' nation 
was the engine of a train to take 
us out of that tunnel as WELL.
After that phase, the 'Bharat' 
nation never looked back, rather 
increased its MOMENTUM;
it is now marching steadily towards 
prosperity and to celebrate it, they 
are beating up the 'Victory DRUM'.
Powerful Kings always transform 
their Kingdom into a powerful 
Kingdom, no matter, how much 
difficulty they have to FACE;
what fun is there to win any deadly war, 
if there are no strong enemy kingdoms, 
the sword should be sharp and strategy 
should be shrewd to win the RACE.
To become the 'Kings of the Kings', 
you need to stretch your hands 
towards other Kings with a kingly 
gesture of pure FRIENDSHIP; 
the 'Charisma', 'Calmness', 'Caring' and 
'Cheerfulness' in a leader's character 
are the pillars to pave the way for his 
Kingdom to attain global LEADERSHIP."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, September 6, 2023

IT ALL STARTED WITH KING YAYATI, THE FATHER OF YADU, TURVASU, DRUHYU, ANUDRUHYU AND PURU !!!

"It all started with King Yayati, 
the father of Yadu, Turvasu, 
Druhyu, Anudruhyu and PURU; 
after many generations of Puru 
dynasty, King Kuru started another 
dynasty, which was known as 'KURU'.
All the sons of King Yayati 
formed their own tribe, like King 
Yadu formed Yaduvanshi DYNASTY;
Druhyu's descendant was Shakuni of 
Gandhara dynasty, whose sweet 
revenge was so cunning and NASTY. 
The Dravidians are the 
descendants of King Turvasu, 
be it Pandya, Chola, Andhra, 
Karnata and KERALA; 
Anudruhyu's descendants were 
Mleccha dynasty of Balochistan 
as well as of Kamrup and 
Bhoja dynasty of MALWA.
King Yayati ruled over 'Jambudweep' 
where the region 'Bharat' was 
in between the ocean and 
the snowy MOUNTAIN; 
there was a battle between 'Bharat' 
tribe and other tribes like 'Yadu', 'Puru', 
etc. as they knew that conquering the 
region of 5 rivers will be a huge GAIN.
Greek people could not pronounce the 
letter 'S', hence, 'Sindhu' became 'HINDU';
the Chinese people omitted the letter 
'H' and pronounced it as 'INDU'.
British people renamed the 
Sindhu river as Indus RIVER;
thanks to the Persians, that the tradition
of traditional names was not OVER.
Persians started to call the region as 
'Hind' and named it as 'Hind-o-Sthaan', 
which later got MODIFIED;
So, the family tree of King Yayati formed 
a Kingdom where there was unity, 
though, the cultures got DIVERSIFIED. 
As the King Bharat, the great 
son of King Dushyant and 
Shakuntala united all the tribes,
so, the entire Kingdom got 
renamed after his NAME;
King Kaushika of Kanaujj failed to 
win the 'Kamdhenu,' by fighting 
against Vashisth and Sudas, so, later 
on, the Rajarishi became Brahmarishi 
Vishwamitra to earn more FAME. "- Arindam  Sain

Sunday, September 3, 2023

MOHUN BAGAN LIFTED THE DURAND CUP OF 2023 BY DEFEATING EAST BENGAL BY 1-0 !!!

"On 12th August 2023, in the 
Durand Cup 2023 group stage, 
after the shock of a DEFEAT, 
The Mohun Bagan team 
came back like super giants 
to achieve an outstanding FEAT. 
Vishal Kaith, the goalkeeper 
of Mohun Bagan surely 
deserves the 'Golden 
Glove' of the TOURNAMENT;
Anwar Ali is becoming a great 
defender and more grooming 
is required from the Indian 
football team MANAGEMENT. 
For that wrong kick, Anirudh Thapa, 
the talented midfielder of the 
Indian football team was 
given a PUNISHMENT;
'down to 10 men', no problem 
boss, Juan Ferrando has already 
brought in Manvir Singh to 
create more EXCITEMENT.
At the 71st minute, the Greek 
gene, Australian striker, Dimitri 
Petratos single-handedly made 
it 1-0 with a left footed SHOT; 
and he ran towards the Mohun Bagan 
fans to celebrate it, that's the 
Mariner's spirit, no matter whether 
there is a barricade or NOT. 
Mohun Bagan lifted the Durand Cup 
title for 17th time on 03.09.2023 
by defeating EAST BENGAL; 
it was not only a derby 
final match, but, also, a match 
of sweet revenge after ALL."- Arindam Sain

Friday, September 1, 2023

EMNI EMNI KI AAR CHEYE ROYI TOMAAR CHABI R PAANE !!!

"Emni emni ki aar cheye 
royi tomaar chabi r PAANE,
janina ei khabor ta 
gache kina tomaar KAANE;
mor hridaye korecho churi ei 
bhora bharsha r SHRAABONE, 
taai bhabchi, asonno falgun e, tomakei 
korbo baran, tumi ee hobe mor KONE.
Maa maara jabaar por, ghar 
e jano lakkhichara dasha, baari 
te teen bhai aar dui bon er 
sab samay baba r sampatti 
niyeyi chole JHAGRAJHAATI, 
jehetu ami baari r konisto putra, taai 
baba amay beshi bhalobashe aar bole, 
'biye r por tui o jano sampatti r maya 
korisni, kaaron maati ee taaka abaar 
mrityu r por, ei taaka ee MAATI.' 
Nikuchi koreche tor sangsar er, 
ATM card, cheque boi, mobile aar bag 
niye beriyei porlaam, 'Har Har Mahadev' 
bole, bhebechilam hobo SANNYASI,
kintu bhagaban er o ki aparup leela 
balo dekhini, oi Duranto Express train 
ei kina dekhiye diley bhelki, noile 
toh choleyi jetaam sudur KAASI;
tomar dike takanor por, hriday jano 
bole uthlo, ke tumi, hey ELOKESHI,
mor hriday gyalo gole, kaaran tomar 
soundarjyer baahaar chilo baddo BESHI.
Train er compartment e bose, 
besh ektu gaaye poreyi 
korlaam tomar sathe ALAAP,
holo boiki besh onekkhon 
dhore hasyakoutuk e
bhora BAARTALAAP; 
Samay je kakhan kete gyalo, 
tumi neme gele, jeyi elo PATNA,
aami o neme gelam, 
kore ekta BAHAANA; 
phone kore bole dilam 
ek bondhu ke, 'aaschi ami 
tor baari, kore rakhish RANNA',
sab ee bujhte paarchile tumi, taai 
dile muchki hese, nijer mobile number 
ta diye bolle, 'amar naam ANANYA'.
Hazaribagh er St. Columba's 
college er hostel e, amar 
roommate chilo BIBHAS, 
hotath na bolei Jasidih theke Patna 
e taar baari aaschi, Bibhas thik 
peyeche onyo kichu r ABHAAS. 
Bibhas taar didi ke o sab boleche, or 
baari jetei, Binita didi bolei felle, 
'seshmesh kaar prem e porli BHAI;
nijer baba r dokaan taai saamla barong, 
sannyasi aar hote hobena, khub jaldi 
tor biye teh boubhaat khete CHAAI.'
Phone e na hoy holo ektu katha 
katakati, taa bole ki hoy 
jaabe tomar sathe AARI; 
thik kaayeda kore tomaar 
thikana ta peyechi, Digha r 
Yadav Colony teh tomar BAARI.
Asha kori ei chithi ta tumi 
thik samay mato ee PEYECHO;
ebong eta porbaar por, eta chhire 
feloni, barang guchiyei REKHECHO.
Jasidih teh toh Maths er tuition ee 
korie kato taaka ee naa KAAMIYECHI; 
jehetu Mathematics 
niye MSc KORECHI. 
sudhumatro tomaar jonne, 
Patna r 'CIMAGE Group' e korchi 
chakri osthaayi shikkak HISEBE;
kaal toh robibaar, oi '17 Degrees' 
restaurant e dekha karo, jaa siddhanto 
nebe, niyo barong ektu BHEBE."- Arindam Sain

KONO DAL ER NOI GO AAMI, AAMI SUDHUI AAMI; KONO DAL E NEI GO AAMI, AAMI SUDHUI AAMI !!!

"Kono dal er noi go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI;
kono dal e nei go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI.

Tomar party amaar party, 
esob kichui BUJHINA,
satyi katha boli sudhui, taai 
rajneeti korte PAARINA. 
Tomra BHRASTACHARI,
tomra ee ATYACHAARI.

Kono dal er noi go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI;
kono dal e nei go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI.

Tomader tore lajja 
e mukh dhekeche naa 
jaani kato NAARI,
khete khaowa sadharan 
maanush aami, taai pratibaad 
korite naahi PAARI.
Rajneeti noy, aamra 
sudhui sukh shanti CHAAI,
taai ebaar vote deowar aage, 
bhalobhabe korbo je JAACHAAI.

Kono dal er noi go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI;
kono dal e nei go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI."- Arindam Sain

TIME HAS COME TO PASS THE BILL, 'ONE NATION, ONE ELECTION' !!!

"Time has come to pass the bill 
of 'One Nation, One ELECTION'; 
the idea to reduce the expenses 
is indeed a feasible SELECTION.
Once every 5 years, one has to cast 
his or her vote both for Lok Sabha 
and Rajya Sabha TOGETHER;
the opposition parties may yell at both 
the houses because they are selfish, 
just ignore them, no need to BOTHER.
If both the elections are conducted 
together, 2 EVM machines will be there 
in each and every polling STATION; 
as the elections will be conducted after 
every 5 years, so, there will be higher 
percentage of voters' PARTICIPATION.
In each and every polling 
booth, the soldiers of the 
Indian Army will be AVAILABLE;
hence, there is hardly any scope for 
political violence, everywhere, the 
situation will remain STABLE."- Arindam Sain