INDIA THRASHED ENGLAND BY 100 RUNS ON 29.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"In 'Lakshmanpur' City, the city 
which was gifted by Bhagwan 
Ram to his younger BROTHER; 
after seeing the pitch on 29.10.2023, 
both the captains had something 
in their mind to BOTHER. 
So, at Atal Behari Bajpayee 
stadium in Lucknow, Rohit Sharma 
lost the toss, it was a tough LUCK; 
to add salt to the wounds, Shubman 
Gill could only score 9 runs and 
Virat Kohli went out for a DUCK. 
Rohit stayed at the wicket 
to do sensible batting 
and it was ENOUGH; 
due to KL Rahul's support at 
the other end, the scenario 
was not looking so TOUGH. 
David, the son of the famous 
cricketer Peter Willey started 
the proceedings with a MAIDEN; 
and gradually hunted 
down three important 
Indian BATSMEN. 
Not only Rohit and Rahul, 
some credit goes to Suryakumar 
also, for scoring a valuable 49; 
Jasprit Bumrah surely has the potential 
to become an all-rounder, and 
ultimately, India could only score 229.
Malan felt about the blunder he DID; 
Bumrah dismissed both Joe and DAWID. 
The England team could not survive at all 
as the 'Amroha Aandhi' came charging IN; 
as he took the wicket of Ben, 
Bairstow, Rashid and MOEEN.
Wow ! What a delivery by Kuldeep 
to bowled out Butler, a fantastic 
display of spin BOWLING; 
Livingstone managed to score 27 
as India didn't take a review, why 
missing out on any small THING.
Bumrah bowled the best delivery of 

the match to bowled out Mark Wood 

and finished his bowling figure at 3/32;

India won the match by 100 runs 
as Shami did an outstanding 
performance of 4/22."- Arindam Sain

TAAI TOH AMRAA SABAAI APNADER DUJONER EE SAADHAK !!!

"MAA LAKKHI: 'Hey Maanab, aami 
prasanna hoyechi, je tumi saara raat 
royecho jege, 'Kojagara' HISEBE; 
oneker mato, tumi o amaar jogyo 
saadhak, tumi nischoi aaj amaar  
theke aashirbaad PAABE.'

MAA SARASWATI: 'Hey Maanab, 
tumi aasole kaar saadhak, ei 
prashno r jawaab daao AAGE;
prithibite unnati korte gele 
ek jon maanab er sarba pratham 
kaar aashirbaad LAAGE.'

MAANAB: 'Konodin o bhabini, je, 
dui debi r saadhak hisebe, eksathe 
dekhte paabo dui debi r ee AGOMON;
uposh kore achi thik ee, kintu 
taate kichu ese jaayena, aaj 
khusi teh bhore galo aamar MON.'

LAKKHI PYANCHA: 'Ebaar ei kathin 
prashno r uttar taa daao DEKHINI; 
je kono khabaar banaate gele, 
konta beshi joruri, Noon naa CHINI.'

RAJHANGSHO: 'Aah ! tumi bapu majhe 
moddhe baro ee karo BIRAKTO; 
tomaar prashno r theke barong, 
aager prashno ta beshi SHAKTO.'

MAANAB: 'Noon naa diley, 
khabaar e swaad aasena JAANI; 
kintu tarkaari teh ditei 
hobe ektu CHINI. 
Aager prashno r uttar e eituku ee 
boli, je khaali pet e thaakle, kono 
kaaj e aasena bidya o BUDDHI; 
abaar gyaan o shikka naa thaakle, 
jato ee artho thaakuk na kano, seyi 
rajye thakena kono sukh o SAMRIDDHI.
Hey Maa Lakkhi 
ebong Maa Saraswati, 
apnaara ek e 
opor er PORIPURAK;
apnaara dujonei samaan shaktishaali, 
keu kaarur theke baro ba choto 
noy, taai toh amraa sabaai 

apnader dujoner ee SAADHAK.'"- Arindam Sain
 

AUSTRALIA DEFENDED THE MATCH JUST BY 5 RUNS AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 28.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"As if in that pitch, there was 
nothing for the bowlers at ALL; 
David and Travis were in a mood to hit 
a boundary in each and every BALL.
Australia team management always 
prefers a left-handed opening pair 
and they always SUCCEED; 
David Warner and Travis Head have 
reminded us about Adam Gilchrist 
and Mathew Hayden INDEED. 
Warner went back to the 
pavilion as Phillips took a 
catch of his own BOWLING; 
Phillips even bowled out 
Travis who scored 109 runs 
while dominating and RULING.
The Australians 
maintained the 
momentum even if the 
wickets were FALLING;
Pat Cummins also stunned everyone 
with his stormy batting, though, 
Australia got restricted below 400 
as Boult did some smart BOWLING.
Starc proved once again 
that in the slip position, his 
fielding ability is so GOOD; 
and as rewards, both the openers 
of the New Zealand team got 
dismissed by HAZLEWOOD.
A superstar from the 
New Zealand team is 
surely EMERGING; 
he is Rachin Ravindra who 
scored 116 runs, and his talent and 
batting technique are just AMAZING.
The Australian team thought that after 
Ravindra's dismissal, there is no THREAT;
Jimmy Neesham with his bat, started 
to tell, 'the match is not over YET'.
In any competitive match, 
little things matter a LOT; 
hats off to Labuschagne, what a terrific 
fielder, the Australia team has GOT. 
In a tense situation, a sure shot 
boundary got saved by Labuschagne 
and got converted to TWO; 
even a speedy throw from the boundary 
line by Labuschagne got converted 
by Inglis to do Neesham's run out TOO.
Australia defended the match just 
by 5 runs on 28.10.2023; 
as New Zealand ended 
their innings at 383."- Arindam Sain

NO NEED TO DELAY THE NEXT '12TH BIPARTITE SETTLEMENT' !!!

"There is no need for any trade union 
to go for any unnecessary STRIKE; 
the Indian Government must give all 
the PSU Bank employees a decent HIKE.
No need to delay the next '12th Bipartite
Settlement', scrap all the concept
of 'Bipartite Settlement ARREAR'; 
if there is a good salary in PSU Banks, 
then our next generation will feel more 
motivated to make a 'Banking CAREER.'
'Performance Linked Incentive' (PLI) 
should only be given to the 
employees of those branches 
only which will be in PROFIT; 
and if any branch is in loss for 

three consecutive financial 

years, no need to continue 

that branch, just merge IT.
When there is a shortage of 
manpower due to RETIREMENT; 
utilize the Peon Cum Daftary as a part 
of smart manpower MANAGEMENT.
Either install Passbook Kiosks 
or provide CBS ID to PCD where 

in that CBS ID, he or she can do 
only the passbook PRINTING; 
implement '5 days banking' and mark 

'inefficiency' if it is found that the staffs 
are increasing the electricity bills by 

continuous late SITTING."- Arindam Sain

ALL BANKS MUST CLOSE THOSE SAVINGS AND CURRENT ACCOUNTS WHICH ARE FOR 2 YEARS, MAINTAINING THE STATUS, 'INOPERATIVE' !!!

"All Banks must close those savings and 

current accounts which are for 2 years, 

maintaining the status, 'INOPERATIVE';
why waste time on calling back 
those 'garbage customers' for 
making their accounts 'OPERATIVE'. 
Rather deduct the minimum balance 
charges, and once the balance of the 
savings or current account reaches 
zero, just close the ACCOUNT;
RBI must also make a rule that if any 
account remains inoperative for more than 
2 years, the account will be closed and then 
RBI will seize the book balance or AMOUNT.
Also, say, Mr. X has opened a 
savings account in any Bank 
in 2016 for only getting a fund 
from the Indian GOVERNMENT; 
then his account has been inoperative for 
more than 2 years and closed, in 2023, he 
came to open another savings account, 
he will get a monetary PUNISHMENT.
Mr. X will be fined Rs.2000/- as 
'Previous Account Inoperative 
Charges' (PAIC), otherwise, the new 
savings account will remain INACTIVE; 
Mr. X will deposit Rs.2000/+ Rs.1000/-, 
the 2000 rupees will be deducted, 
and with minimum balance, the 
new account will be ACTIVE.
With.effect from 1st January 2024, RBI 
must implement cash handling charges 
of Rs.55/- for more than Rs.50,000/- 
cash withdrawal and DEPOSIT;
PAN Card must be made mandatory and 

Banks will deduct Rs.1000/- as yearly 'Form 

60' charges in CBS if in any account, there 

is no PAN card entered in IT."- Arindam Sain

AASCHE BACHOR ABAAR HOBE, OPEKKHA E THAKBO AAMRA ABAAR BAARO TA MAAS !!!

"Badh toh 
holo MAHISHASUR;
kintu amader mon e 
je bishaad er SUR.
Maa Durga aaj 
raona deben KAILASH E;
duto Nilkantha paakhi 
jaaye urre AKASH E.
Pratham pakhi ti bole, 'Maa Durga 
oi pujo mandap er choukhaat 
perolei, ami shuru korbo ORA'; 
dwitiyo paakhi ti bole, 'Thik ache, 
bisarjan parva sesh holei, ami tor 
pechon pechon ure aaschi DAARA.'
Aaj ei Vijaya Dashami r 
din e, amader mon je UDAAS; 
aasche bachor abaar hobe, opekkha 
e thakbo aamra abaar baaro ta MAAS.
Mahila der oi sindur khela r AADOLE; 
maa ke onara baran kore naye AASOLE.
Seyi Maha Shasthi 
theke Vijaya Dashami 
obdi, Bangaali r ghar e, ghar 
e, kato ee na MANORANJAN;
Haati r opor e bose jei bachor  
Maa Durga aasben ebong firey 
jaaben, sei bachor e sukh o samriddhi 
prochur, jato ee hok pratima NIRANJAN.
Navaratri utsav e, astami r din e, 
ei Maa Durga ee hoye othen 
Maa Mahagauri ebong onaar 
pachonde r rang hoy BEGUNI;
Parvati, Navadurga ebong Kali r galpo 
gulo besh taatporjyopurna, ebong 
aamra obaak hoye jaai, jatobaar 
ee ei pouranik kaahini gulo SUNI.
Shaastra mat e, 
Vijaya Dashami tei 
kintu Durga Pujo SESH; 
kintu Bangaali r mon e kintu, 
Lakkhi pujo obdi roye jaaye, 
ei Durga Pujo r RESH."- Arindam Sain

JEKHANE KHELA R KATHA, SEKHAANE ERA KHELTE PAARENA, EDER SAMARTHAK RA STADIUM E ESE SUDHU KORBE AMADER KAAN JHALAPALA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Oh tai bol, jharh 
er naam, 'HAMOON'; 
aami ee bhool sunechilam, 
je eta 'HONEYMOON.
Odike bheerh er bhoy, Santosh Mitra 
Square e, 'Ram Mandir' dekhate niye 
jaaini bole, khepe ache 'MUNMUN';
Aah ! Aaj naa Bijoya Dashami, Bangaaliyana 

bhoole geli dekhchi, rasogolla khaowa, egulo 

rekhe de, aaj ke khabona 'Gulab JAMUN'.'

BABOOL: 'Aaha ! Sab thakur ki 
aar bisarjan hoye jacche NAAKI; 
kichu thakur toh mandap e thakbei, 
jehetu 'Pujo Carnival' ache BAAKI.'

BABLA: ''Hamoon' noy, tobe 24.10.2023 
taarikh e, South Africa r 'Quinton de 
Kock' jharh tulechen, Bangladesh er 
biruddhe ekla ee korechen 174 RUN;
ei pujo teh aaro ekta sukhabor 
ache, gatokaal orthat Mahanabami 
r din e, Pakistan ke 8 wicket e 
haariye diyeche AFGHANISTAN.'

BALA: 'Thik hoyeche, amader 
Bharat e ICC World Cup 2023 aayojito 
hocche bole, Pakistani aar Bangladeshi 
der khub hocchilo gaaye JWAALA;
Jekhane khela r katha, sekhane era khelte 

paarena, aar stadium e ese, ei Pakistani aar 

Bangladeshi samarthak gulo korbe sudhu 

amader kaan JHALAPALA.'"- Arindam Sain