WITH LOTS OF EXPECTATIONS AND OPTIMISM, WE WELCOME THE NEW YEAR OF 2024 !!!

"India surpassed the China NATION, 
in terms of total POPULATION.
Inside the American sky space, 
the USA administration gunned 
down a Chinese spy BALLOON,
it is really good news for all the 
Indians as 'Chandraayan -3 has landed 
on the southern part of the MOON.
The people of the world danced 
with the 'Naatu Naatu' SONG;
which bagged the 'Oscar' 
award and still going STRONG.
Plant more trees, otherwise, Mother 
Nature can also make you SHAKE;
so many people died in Turkey 
due to a severe EARTHQUAKE.
The Indian documentary 
film, 'The Elephant Whisperers' 
also got the 'Oscar' AWARD;
India hosted the G-20 Summit 
for the first time and the rank of 
the GDP is marching UPWARD.
In Manipur, there was  
an ethnic CONFLICT;
so many passengers died in a 
train collision in Balasore DISTRICT.
The Indian Cricket team won all the 
matches so convincingly but lost 
the World Cup 2023 final MATCH;
India bagged 100 medals in the 
Asian Games 2023, and indeed 
it was the best athlete BATCH.
India got a new Parliament House 
with an increased number of so 
many seats, and having some seats 
reserved for PoK is also an ESSENCE;
'ChatGPT' has rocked the market, but, 
even as a news anchor, don't be so 
upset with a robot anchor made 
by using Artificial INTELLIGENCE.
Those who were trapped inside a 
tunnel were all alive and safe, surely, 
what an excellent rescue ACT;
a member of urban naxals entered inside 
the new Parliament House, these 
hooligans are traitors, it is a FACT.
Vir Das got an 
international award 
for his COMEDY;
the Roman Empire surely has a 
good connection with our Bharat 
Kingdom, netizens loved #MELODI.
'Meta' Company launched 'Thread' 
along with 'Instagram' and 'X' became 
the the new name of 'TWITTER;
'Amrit Bharat' trains got inaugurated, 
it is good to see that the 'Indian Railways' 
is just getting better and BETTER.
Time and tide waits for none 
and nothing comes for FREE;
the time has come to bid goodbye 
to the 'sweet and sour' year of 2023.
As our heart is a human heart and a 
human heart always wants for MORE;
with lots of expectations and optimism, 
we welcome the new year of 2024."- Arindam Sain

WHY WASTE TIME ON THESE BULLSHIT EXAMS, RATHER APPEAR IN CENTRAL GOVERNMENT JOB EXAMS, WAKE UP, TAKE THE CALL !!!

"CLUB PRESIDENT: 'Exams after 
exams, panels after panels, but, 
no recruitment in BENGAL;
why waste time on these bullshit exams, 
rather appear in Central Government 
job exams, wake up, take the CALL.
We are the members of this 'Royal Bengal 
Tigers Club' (RBTC) and we always give 
our next generation the right DIRECTION; 
time and tide waits for none, so, don't 
wait for that year, when the voters of 
Bengal will do the political CORRECTION.'

TEACHER: 'Great ! But, what help do 
you want from our (CETA) Competitive 
Exams Teachers ASSOCIATION; 
we know that this Bengal Government 
will not recruit anyone but they are 
experts in doing drama of MEDIATION.'

CLUB PRESIDENT: 'We want to 
create a 'Knowledge HUB'; 
so, we have opened a mock 
competitive exam center in our CLUB.
You guys will take the mock 
tests every week to prepare the 
poor jobseekers of our locality for 
any national level COMPETITION; 
we have a library where they can 
read for free the 'Pratiyogita Darpan', 
'Competition Success' and 'Banking 
Service Chronicle' latest EDITION.
Even Jharkhand and Odisha state
which gives importance on good 
governance, employment and education 
have done such a rapid DEVELOPMENT;
that a person from Bengal 
will earn more salary if he/she 
gets a job under Jharkhand 
or Odisha GOVERNMENT.'

TEACHER: 'Some  'ABVP' members also 
planned to come up with this type of 
guidance centers as they regard the best 
social service is giving free EDUCATION;
but, that initiative was only for the students 
of poor families, but, you guys are planning 
to groom up the poor jobseekers to get jobs, 
it is also a great service to Bharat NATION.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON THEIR FIRST EVER TEST MATCH AGAINST AUSTRALIA ON 24.12.2023 AND THAT TOO BY 8 WICKETS !!!

"Australia lost Phoebe and Perry early, 
but, McGrath scored a speedy 50;
it was not an easy task for Healy, when 
Mooney departed at her score of 40.
Rajeswari Gayakwad tightened up all 
the screws, though, got no SUCCESS;
but, Deepti Sharma and Sneh Rana were 
doing well in wicket taking BUSINESS.
53/4, really, what a fiery bowling 
spell by Pooja Vastrakar it has BEEN;
in the 1st innings, at Wankhede stadium, 
Australia got bowled out at 219.
Shafali Verma and Smriti Mandhana as 
per their gameplan started to DOMINATE;
Shafali could score only 40 and the run out 
of Smriti at her 74 was quite UNFORTUNATE. 
The middle order of India 
was not so weak after ALL; 
a half a ton got scored by the debutant Richa 

Ghosh, the talented girl from North BENGAL.

Due to Gardner, Australia bounced back in 
the match, when Jemima Rodrigues got 
out at her 73, India lost 7 wickets at 274.
but, the Indian camp started to believe that 
they can win this match as Dipti Sharma 
and Pooja Vastrakar started to ROAR.
Dipti's 78 and Pooja's 47 gave India, 
the much needed ADVANTAGE;
Mooney was in an aggressive mood 
and started to attack like a SAVAGE.
To dismiss Mooney, the Richa 
Ghosh made a direct THROW;
and Sneh Rana bowled out Phoebe, 
to give Australia, the double BLOW.
Sneh Rana also got 
rid of Ellyse PERRY; 
but, the wicket of Tahlia McGrath by 
Harmanpreet Kaur was the best CHERRY.
Harmanpreet's bowling figure of 2/23;
was as good as Sneh Rana's 4/63.
On 24.12.2023, only 75 runs were 

required to win, Smriti Mandhana

batted positively to score 38 runs 

alone and remained UNBEATEN;

The Indian women team won their first 

ever Test match against Australia and 

that too by 8 wickets, surely, a new history 

has been created and WRITTEN."- Arindam Sain

THE LOVE THAT YOU GET FROM YOUR ADMIRERS ARE QUITE PRECIOUS !!!

"HERMIT: 'If your enemies or 
competitors are feeling JEALOUS, 
then, it means, that you 
are becoming FAMOUS; 
and that verdict among the common 
people are absolutely UNANIMOUS, 
moreover, the love that you get from 
your admirers are quite PRECIOUS.'

KING: 'Well, discussing about 
the topic on love, whom you 
want you may not GET; 
Krishna wanted Radha, Meera 
wanted Krishna, but, Rukmini got 
Krishna, that we must not FORGET.
To protect the people of our Kingdom, 
we have to take up any lethal WEAPON;
let those critics criticize, but, to protect 
our motherland, we will kill any DEMON.'

HERMIT: 'There is nothing wrong in 
killing your enemies, you are just 
performing your royal DUTY,
if you don't like to do it yourself, 
then you have to get it done 
anyhow by your DEPUTY. 
A ship can sink because 
of a small HOLE,
so, killing a traitor 
is also a royal ROLE. 
Time teaches a lot in 
the battlefield and those 
experiences are just WONDERFUL; 
but, as an amazing administrator, if you 
can win hearts rather than just winning 
battles, then it looks more BEAUTIFUL.'"- Arindam Sain

INSURANCE MEANS 'INSURE YOUR ASSURANCE' !!!

"Life is full of so many INCIDENTS,
where there may be a few ACCIDENTS;
always be vigilant, 
else you may REPENT,
as no one knows, what 
awaits at the next MOMENT.
Today you are having fun 
and ENTERTAINMENT,
tomorrow it can be a sad day 
for you, and you may LAMENT.
What you have at present, 
you will surely ENJOY;
but after your death, will your family 
members have happiness or JOY.
You are riding a bike or a car 
and you insured that vehicle 
as the cops may charge a FINE;
then why you as an individual will 
not get yourself insured as life 
is not only about SUNSHINE.
Still we don't know why, the Indian 
Government is not making it mandatory
for all Indians to have a Life INSURANCE,
still there is no maturity among people 
about insurance, after all, insurance means 
'Insure Your ASSURANCE'."- Arindam Sain

I DON'T WANT TO BE, LIKE THAT TRAGIC HERO OF THE 'TITANIC' SHIP !!!

"Who the hell are you, I don't CARE,
but, at me, why do you STARE;
maybe just an INFATUATION,
don't put me in an odd SITUATION.
You do have a pretty FACE,
with lots of GRACE;
slow down your PACE,
even a tortoise can win a RACE.
Love does HAPPEN,
you never know how and WHEN;
it is better to start  slowly 
with a sweet FRIENDSHIP, 
but, I don't want to be, like that 
tragic hero of the 'Titanic' SHIP."- Arindam Sain

FOR 2 TO 3 DAYS, WE INTENTIONALLY, JUST KEEP ON COMMUNICATING !!!

"GIRL: 'I intentionally wanted 

to talk to you as they told me 

that you are a 'Lady KILLER', 

after talking with you, I found 

that you are so simple, there 

is no scope of any THRILLER.'

BOY: 'Well, it is indeed 

a case of HUMOUR, 
that you blindly 

believed the RUMOUR;
when a customer applies for any 
loan, for 2 to 3 days, we intentionally,
just keep on COMMUNICATING, 
because the customer will try to do 'Window 

Dressing', and even by taking a gold loan, 

may increase his CIBIL score or RATING.'

GIRL: 'Yeah, even in case of recruiting 
anyone despite having a good 
technical knowledge, sometimes, 
we also take psychometric TEST,
because, in many cases, we have 
seen that with lesser technical 
knowledge but good positive attitude, 
those guys emerge as the very BEST.'"- Arindam Sain