Wednesday, August 6, 2025

EKDUM KINTU OBAAK HOBEN NA, JODI ODER MATO, APNARA O SHUNYO HOYE JAAN !!!

"JANA NETA: '2021 e 
korechen LEKHALEKHI;
taai bodhoy gerua shibir er 
vote onektai bere galo DEKHI.
Je jaar nijeder kaaj e mon din, ei 
sab rajneeti theke birato THAAKUN;
dekhtei toh pacchen, jekhane sekhane 
cholche haamla, jwolche kato AAGUN.
Eto andolan kore keu ekhano 
parjyonto kichu korte PERECHE;
jato jaai korun, oi sabuj aabir niyeyi 
khela hobe, abar khamota e FIRCHE.'

AAM JANATA: 'Besh, kichui aar 
likhbona apnader BIRUDDHE; 
kintu daya kore dosharop korben na, 
jodi taao apnara here jaan YUDDHE.
Humki deowa aar atyachaar kora maane, 
korchen 'Ganatantra' r APOMAAN;
ekdum kintu obaak hoben na, jodi oder 
mato, apnara o shunyo hoye JAAN.
Jato din jacche, tato kintu 
beriye porche KANKAAL;
ei aam janata raa ee hoyto chupchap 
jhetiye bidaaye kore debe sab JANJAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, August 4, 2025

INDIA CAME BACK IN STYLE TO LEVEL THE TEST SERIES AGAINST ENGLAND AS 1-1 ON 04.08.2025 !!!

"After losing that Test match, Ravindra 
Jadeja looked so DEJECTED;
but, after winning the last test match, 
Mohammed Siraj is so ELATED.
The Indian team has 
surely earned the REWARD;
they came from behind to level the 
test series by marching FORWARD.
Both Krishna and Mohammed tightened 
up the screws of ENGLAND;
some of their deliveries, the batters 
could not even UNDERSTAND.
He who missed the catch of the 
English batter who scored 111; 
took the last wicket in style to level 
the Anderson-Tendulkar series at 1-1.
Indians are saying, 'Shock 
mein hain British RAJ; 
04.08.2025 ko joh jalwa dikhaya 
Prasidh Krishna aur Mohammed SIRAJ.
Baah ! kya kaptaani kiya 
hain Shubman GILL; 
jeet hee liya 
hain sab ka DIL'."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, July 31, 2025

INDIAN BANK IS 'YOUR OWN BANK' !!!

"'Digital Banking' is also an ART;
don't wait, just switch to 'INDSMART'.
Prevention is better than 'CURE';
you must invest through 'INDSECURE'.
Take instant loan, do business WELL;
you just need to pledge the JEWEL.
Apply for Agriculture Investment 
loan, if you have rice MILL;
provided as a proprietor or partner, 
credit score is above 750 in 'CIBIL'.
Through SHG 
loan DISBURSEMENT;
We are bringing 
women EMPOWERMENT.
There is a saying 
that 'Customer is KING';
just say 'Hi' to '8754424242' 
to enjoy 'Whatsapp BANKING'.
Don't worry about the RANK;
Indian Bank is 'Your own BANK'."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, July 29, 2025

TO SATISFY 'EFFECTIVE GOVERNANCE', THE POLITICS MUST BE ALWAYS UNBIASED AND POSITIVE !!!

"To satisfy the soul of politics, which 
is 'e-governance', the politics must 
be always unbiased and POSITIVE;
here in the word, 'e-governance' the 
letter 'e' is not electronics, rather 
the letter 'e' stands for 'EFFECTIVE'.
Why to shift away from 
the main issue and just 
'beating around the BUSH'; 
when the common people start 
protesting, then the politicians say, 
'please be quiet, hush HUSH.'
The biggest issue is to create 
new types of EMPLOYMENT;
'AI' cannot fill up the gaps which is 
there due to employees RETIREMENT.
Forget the Maslow's theory of 
motivation, just start from the very 
basic question, 'why do birds MIGRATE ?';
The 'highest population' can be a blessing 
in disguise in international politics, so, why 
always blame the population rise RATE.
In 'Politics' and 'Finance', there 
is no 'P.C.Sarkar Senior' or 
'Harry Potter' style MAGIC;
first 'analyze' and then 'channelize', 
to ensure that each and every 
move is always STRATEGIC."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, July 27, 2025

GANATANTRA EE AASOL RAJA, AAMI RAJA NOY !!!

"RAJA: 'Ganatantra ee 
aasol Raja, aami Raja NOY;
janagan bojhe sab ee, jodi 
keyu kore sudhu ee ABHINOY'.

SANNYASI: 'Jato beshi 
bhakti, tato tomar BHAKTO;
jato tomar shakti, 
tato tumi SHAKTO.'

RAJA: 'Kintu majhemoddhe 
mon hoy boiki BYAKUL;
proja der proti rajdharma paalon er 
samasta prokriya hoy naa je NIRBHUL.'

SANNYASI: 'Bhool ta sudhre 
nilei, aase boiki kaaj e GATI;
sangshodhan er sujog thaakbe, 
tobei toh aasbe PRAGATI.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 23, 2025

ONE AADHAR, ONLY ONE VOTE, NO ONE CAN GIVE PROXY VOTE IN THAT ELECTORAL VOTING MACHINE !!!

"STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'In 
every voting center, there will 
be a biometric DEVICE;
also we are planning to keep the 
retina checking machine, for senior 
citizen people, it will be very NICE.
To activate the EVM for that voter in 
polling booth, he or she has to pass the 
biometric or retina AUTHENTICATION;
only and only the Aadhaar Card 
will be accepted for the voting 
process throughout the NATION.'

KING: 'One Aadhaar, only one 
vote, no one can give proxy vote 
in that Electoral Voting MACHINE;
it is a good idea, as many times we 
have seen that even the dead person 
has cast a vote, what a comedy SCENE.
Also, after casting a vote, SMS to be sent 
to the mobile phone linked with Aadhaar 
that 'Your vote casting is COMPLETE'.
for issuing a death certificate, in the 'Death 
Portal', entry of Aadhar is a must, so that 
from the election database we can DELETE.'

HERMIT: 'You know what is the 
most interesting thing here in 
this process, as per my ANALYSIS; 
there is biometric or retina authentication, 
so, in real time, we will know how much 
voting is completed on an hourly BASIS.
Implement it for the next election, you 
will get a digital census report also by 
researching on the UIDAI DATABASE;
but, the rule to be implemented strictly, 
that without the Aadhar Card registration, 
a person cannot vote in any CASE.'"- Arindam Sain


Monday, July 21, 2025

ENJOY BANGLA, ENJOY 'BANGLA'; EI NELO, AAMAR 'BANGLA' TA KE KHELO !!!

"PACHA: 'Ei NELO;
aamar 'Bangla' ta ke KHELO.
Deem bhaath e ki 
aar mon BHORE;
ektu maangsho hobena 
maairi ei chullu r AASORE.'

KHYACHA: 'Pet e porlo ee naa chullu, 
taar ageyi korchis CHECHAMECHI; 
Nelo ekhan chullu kheye 
korche daarun NACHANACHI.
Kelo toh dekhchi niye eseche 
kothakar kon NARTAKI; 
majhemoddhe bhabhi, kaara sahid 
hoyechilo aar ei sahid diwas er artho KI.'

NELO: 'Tui bhai aar besi bhabis 
na, khaali chullu kheye JAA;
ei jinis khelei, sab dukkho jaaye 
muchey, mon hoye jaaye 'RAJA'.
Ora ja korche koruk na, fokot 
e toh dicche madh KHETE;
dekhis bhai, jebhabei hok, por 
er baar vote e jano era ee JETE.'

KELO: 'Dyakh na ebaar kirokom 
birodhi der opor atyachaar ta HOY;
amra maal kheye ektu chamke dilei, bheto 
o bheetu Bangaali gulo peye jaabe BHOY.
Jaa bhoy dekhano ache, oder 30 percent 
toh paaboi, aar amader 20 percent o 
paaboi, era o amader mato ee HYANGLA;
Surakkha, swasthya, shikka, samaaj o 
shilpo chulo e jaak, amra naachbo aar 
gaan gaaibo, 'Enjoy Bangla, Enjoy 'BANGLA'.'"- Arindam Sain