SARASWATI PUJO R DIN E BASANTI RANG ER PUNJABI PORE AASBO AAMI, SUSWAADU HOY JANO OI KHICHURI !!!

"MURALI: 'Diyo na go foo, dhiki 
dhiki kore na jwole othe AAGUN; 
nolen gur diye khacchi ruti aar bhabchi 
je kobe maagh periye aasbe FAALGUN.'

MADHABI: 'Se toh deri ache, taar 
aagey aasbena bujhi amader school e, 
Saraswati pujo r din e, khete PRASAAD; 
porashona e mon daao bujhle, amake 
niye likhte hobena oto kabita, nijer 
jeevan ta korona BARBAAD.'

MURALI: 'Bojho, e toh dekhchi 
petni r mukh e Ram naam, tumi 
na satyi ee ekta paaka BURI; 
Saraswati pujo r din e basanti rang er 
punjabi pore aasbo aami, suswaadu 
hoy jano oi KHICHURI.'"- Arindam Sain

EVEN IF I AM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT, I WILL NOT BE OUT OF YOUR MIND !!!

"GIRL: 'You came from 
nowhere to steal my HEART; 
am I falling in love, from 
tomorrow, please don't FLIRT.'

BOY: 'Yeah, your heart has 
started to feel romantic FEELING; 
as you have opened the door of your 
heart to accept me as your DARLING.'

GIRL: 'Yes, it is true, maybe because, 
nowadays you are too NEAR; 
but, if you go far away, how 
can I control my heart, I do FEAR.'

BOY: 'Sometimes it is a 
blessing in disguise as true 
love is basically so BLIND; 
and your heart will keep on loving 
me, even if I am out of our sight, I 
will not be out of your MIND.'"- Arindam Sain

YOUR WIFE IS MORE HEINOUS THAN A PROSTITUTE !!!

"CALL GIRL: 'She is asking for 
monthly alimony, because you had 
sex with her for so many years, so, your 
wife is more heinous than a PROSTITUTE; 
you did a blunder by putting objection 
on her extramarital affairs, now she 
has gone to live with her boyfriend and 
hence I am your wife's SUBSTITUTE.'

COMMON MAN: 'Due to loopholes in 
Hindu Marriage Act of India, the call girls 
are getting so many customers to enjoy 
sex in any couple friendly hotel ROOM;
due to the idiotic judiciary system, 
prostitution will be made legal in India 
just like in Germany and Netherlands 
and the prostitution business will BOOM.'

CALL GIRL: 'I am far better than your 
wife, I am charging less than your 
monthly alimony AMOUNT; 
as you are a good caring person and 
there is romance within your heart, I am 
always giving you so much DISCOUNT.
Even if you want, I am also ready to give 
birth to your baby and you will tell the 
world that, it is just a case of SURROGACY; 
I will raise that baby like a single mother 
and you are always welcome here as my 
regular customer with unlimited INTIMACY.
You have no other choice as you love me, 
and I am far better than your bloody wife 

when it comes to providing you both 

mental and physical SATISFACTION; 

she has filed a protection order, so if you 
visit her house, you will be arrested, if you 
don't pay monthly alimony, the court will 
issue warrant, and police will take ACTION.'"- Arindam Sain

WAKE UP, YOU ARE STILL ALIVE; 2024 HAS GONE, IT IS NOW 2025 !!!

"Wake up, you are still alive, fight 
back, as you have to SURVIVE;
don't stop, once it is broken, 
2024 has gone, it is now 2025;
come on, you are a busy bee, 
once again create the BEEHIVE.
Competitions will be tough as 
your competitors will be on PAR;
the road of success is yours, 
just drive the victory CAR;
learn when and how to change 
gears like a SUPERSTAR.
Experience teaches 
you when to be MILD; 
the situation teaches 
you when to be WILD; 
the battlefield teaches you how to win 
the battle by pretending like a CHILD.
On the first day of the new year, 
your mind is refreshingly 
welcoming a new SUN;
the world is round buddy, you may 
come back at the same point, 
no matter, how much you RUN;
roses have thorns and life has problems, 
just face it, counter it and win over it 
to chill out after sunset and have FUN."- Arindam Sain

IN THIS MODERN WORLD, TRUE LOVE DOES NOT EXIST, AS IN THE TOP PRIORITY IS THE LUST AND PHYSICAL SATISFACTION !!!

"BABLOO: 'In true love, there 
should not be any LUST; 
else, later on, both the 
lovebirds may fail to ADJUST.'

BABOOL: 'In this modern world, true 
love doesn't exist, as in the top priority 
is the lust and physical SATISFACTION; 
and some dating apps and hotel apps are 
doing good business as the lovebirds 
directly believe in intimacy ACTION.'

BABLA: 'On the other side, like in the case 
of 'Atul Subhash' Vs 'Nikita Singhania', the 

feminist women are doing lucrative business 
and basically they are a type of PARASITE; 
why the Hindu married men have to suffer 
such mental harassment where 95 percent 

domestic violence cases in India are fake, 
you can check it out from any WEBSITE.'

BALA: 'Actually our society is giving 
too much importance to feminist 
women, their almost nude reels on 
internet are getting APPRECIATION;
if a husband gives an objection to her 
wife and gets a false domestic violence 
case in his name, then it is punishable, what 
the funny laws of India NATION !'"- Arindam Sain

WHEN RECESSION STEPS IN WITH INFLATION, THE PASSION EVAPORATES FROM YOUR MIND !!!

"READER: 'I think that based on 
his/her passion, he/she must 
select his/her PROFESSION; 
but, people sacrifice their passion 
to earn money by doing a boring job, 
maybe due to economic RECESSION.'

WRITER: 'Generally, we get controlled 
by the external factors of our 
socio-economic ENVIRONMENT; 
when recession steps in with inflation, 

the passion evaporates from your mind, 

and you just search for an EMPLOYMENT.'

READER: 'I was watching 'Madhavan' in 
the movie '3 Idiots' yesterday, in real life, 
MS Dhoni also took the right CALL;
this is a ruthless world, so, a person 
does the right thing by becoming 
selfish, as it is his/her life after ALL.'"- Arindam Sain

HRIDMAJHARE SEYI SARBASRESHTA SHILPI GORE TOLE PREM ER EE MURTI, SEYI PURONO DNHAACHE !!!

"Ei mayabi prithibi teh, 
sab ee toh MAYA;
prakhar roudra, khuji 
taai ektu CHHAYA.
Prem jano ek damka haaowa, 
dhakka maare hriday 
r jaanala r KNAACHE;
hridmajhare seyi sarbasreshta 
shilpi gore tole prem er ee 
murti, seyi purono DNHAACHE.
Ei toh seyi prem, 
bhoy ki, eso hey ESO;
abar tumi khub 
kore BHALOBASO.
Seet ele, paata 
jaaye JHORE;
Basanta ele, gaach e 
paata jaaye BHORE.
Sangsar maanei toh ektu 
samasya ektu SAADHONA;
Prem maanei toh ektu shukh 
shanti, ektu biraho BEDONA."- Arindam Sain