JEKHANE DHAKKA DILE HOBE KAAJ, SEKHANEI DHAKKA DIN TARATARI !!!

"Katogulo Bengal 
Police er toh dekhchi 
berei jacche BNHURI;
aar jaara douradouri kore chor 
dhorche, taara bhabche, 'ei bujhi 
posting hoye galo JALPAIGURI'.
Sorasori jodi madhya Kolkata 
r dike dhakka maarto 'AMPHAN'; 
tahole onek baari ee bhenge porto 
aar chole jeto onek PRAAN.
Sanglaap boltei paarodarshi Bihar 
er bangshodbhuto HAKIM;
samasya r kono samadhan ee neyi, 
thik jano rupkatha r 'Ghora r DIM'.
Onek naatok ache kendra aar rajye r 
moddhe, beshi aasha korben aa AAR;
hoyto aar hobe o na 
'Abhaya' r BICHAAR.
Taar ee dekhchi 'PMAY' teh 
abaar hoye jacche baari, jaar 
aagey thekei ache paaka BAARI;
sadharan manush er kache ek taa ee 

anurodh, jeh, jekhane dhakka dile hobe 

kaaj, sekhanei dhakka din TARATARI."- Arindam Sain

KOTHAO JANO DAKKHOTA HARACCHE EI BARTAMAN PRASHASAK !!!

'BABLOO: 'Shikka mantri 
jawaab DAAO; 
'Student Tab' er taaka ki 
kore holo UDHAAO.
Din e dupur e, Kolkata sahar 
ei prokasye cholche GULI; 
'Abhaya' r bichaar ekhano holo na, 
seta o baa amra ki kore BHULI.'

BABOOL: 'Lottery r ticket kiney, 
holo SWAPNABHANGA;
durniti teh ekhan ek number e, 
amader ei PASCHIMBANGA.
Paschimbanga r jekhane sekhane hoye 
jacche mahila der GANADHARSHAN;
'tuccho ghatona' baa 'bikkhipto ghatona', 
taai keyu kore o na PARIDARSHAN.'

BABLA: 'Paschimbange dhukche 
prochur BANGLADESHI; 
aar eder moddhe, duskriti 
der sankhya ee BESHI.
Bangladesh e kintu pouche geche 
Pakistani juddho JAHAAJ;
sudhu ekta yuddha laagle hoy, Pakistan 
aar Bangladesh er opor porbe BAAJ.'

BALA: 'Eto taa ee 
hoyeche DURNITI; 
je cholche ekhan golaguli aar 
gostidwanda r RAJNEETI.
Police bodhoy Police Mantri r nirdesh 
aar maanchei na, kothao jano dakkhota 
haracche ei bartaman PRASHASAK;
taai hoyto Bangladeshi aar Bihari 
duskriti raa anobaroto  korei 
choleche nashokata r CHHAK.'"- Arindam Sain

IN TRUE LOVE, THERE IS NO SHAME !!!

"Some people of the society 
are always eager to DEFAME; 
but, some type of relationship 
really has no NAME. 
Lovebirds don't know, 
how true love CAME;
so, either of the two, 
no one to BLAME.
Some people of the society 
still says, 'Love is a waste of 
time and just a mind GAME;
but, lovebirds say, 'Both of us 
just listened to our heart and 
in true love, there is no SHAME'."- Arindam Sain

PAN CARD MUST BE LINKED WITH RATION CARD WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT !!!

"STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'PAN 
Card must be linked with Ration 
Card with immediate EFFECT;
the foolish government is providing 
ration to those also whose annual income 
is more than 5 lakhs, it is surely a DEFECT.'

FINANCE MINISTER: 'Even the people who 
are doing government jobs are also having 
a ration card, which is not FEASIBLE;
many rich people are even selling the 2 
rupees per Kg rice, wheat or sugar at a 
higher price, this business is VISIBLE.'

KING: 'From now on, be strict on the 
issuance of ration cards, ration should 
only be for those who are really in POVERTY;
why issue ration cards to those families 
where family income is more than 5 lakhs 
per annum and having a good PROPERTY.'"- Arindam Sain

EBAAR THEKE KINTU EKDUM CHUPCHAP 'DHORI MAACH NAA CHUYI PAANI' !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Baari theke 
bou phone korechilo, amar meye 
ta ekhono tution pore fereni BAARI;
meye r phone number ta 
dicchi, tower location ta 
trace karo TARATARI.'

CONSTABLE: 'Haan trace kore 
dicchi, tobe Sir, amader ki bichaar 
byabostha, ganadharshan kore o, 
ei 3 jon duskriti peye galo JAAMIN;
apni jakhan eder petacchilen, eder 
ekjon kintu bolchilo, je apnar meye ke 
chene, ebong aar ekta 'R.G.Kar 
kaando' kore debe, eder o khoj NIN.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Oi 'Andha Kanoon' 
cinema r Rajanikanth hote hobe dekhchi, 
2 din por bangla khabor er kaagaz e jano 
chaapa hoy, je ei 3 jon NIRUDDESH; 
oi meye taa o bichaar paabe, 
kono ukeel er khorcha o laagbena, 
amader o oto parishram korte 
hobena, case o hoye jaabe SESH.'

CONSTABLE: 'Apnar meye r mobile er 
last location apnaar baarir kaach er 
metro station, ekdum SURAKKHITO;
kintu bhaabun toh samaaj er abostha, 
apni Police Inspector hoye o aatank e 
bhugchen, eta ee ki chilo KAANKHITO.
Sir, ebaar theke kintu 
ekdum chupchap 'dhori 
maach, naa chuyi PAANI';
Uttar Pradesh ebong Maharashtra 
r police raa o jaanuk, je aamra o 
erokom korte JAANI.'"- Arindam Sain

'DEEPAVALI' MAANE, GHUCHIYE DAAO SAB ANDHAKAAR !!!

"Kalipujo maane Shakti 
r aaradhana, noy to 
sudhu PNATHABALI; 
bomb ba baaji noy, pradip 
jwaaliye, ek apurva aalo r utsav 
er naam holo 'DEEPAVALI'.
'Brihat Tantrasar' boi er lekhak 
er haath dhore, Nabadwip e, 
Kalipujo r janopriyota BAARE;
Krishnananda jakhan koreche shuru, 
proja raa ki aar Raja Krishnachandra r 
haath diye, Kalipujo naa koriye CHHARE.
Kalighat o kintu ekta Sati peeth, 
ebong Bawali r ekjon zamidar tairi 
koren okhane Kali MANDIR;
swapne bollen Maa Kali, Rani Rashmoni 
ke, 'Kashi kano jaabi, amar mandir tairi kar 

dakhineswar ei, eto sundar ganga r TEER.'

Ramkrishna Paramhansadev er 
haath dhorei kintu Dakhineswar 
saara biswa teh eto janopriyo HOY;
Dakaat raa toh Kali pujo korto ee, 
tantrik raa o koren Shasaan Kali r pujo, 
jodi o ei pujo korte onekeyi paaye BHOY.
'Deepavali' maane, ghuchiye 
daao sab ANDHAKAAR; 
sudhu alo diyeyi noy, dhan, samriddhi diye 
o, jaate na thake daaridrya r HAHAKAAR.
Jaar ghar e jwole pradip 
ei amavasya RAATE;
taar ghar e aasen boiki Maa Lakkhi, 
sukh shanti firey aase JAATE.
Raavan ke badh kore rajye firchen 
Maryada Purushottam RAM;
ke acho kothay, aalokito kore tolo, 
ei rajye r protyek ta sahar o GRAM.
Eto bachor por Ayodhya e firchen 
Bhagaban Ram, aar noy andhokaar, 
pradip jwaalo, pradip JWAALO; 
Saraju nadi r teer e, Ayodhya rajye r projaa 
raa jwaalalen prochur pradip, amavasya 
raat e, chaturdike sudhu aalo aar AALO.
Apnader sabaar parivaar e 
bojaaye thaakuk sukh, 
samriddhi ebong SHAKTI;
ei krittim buddhimatta r projukti 
r yug e, kome jano naa jaaye 
bhagaban er proti BHAKTI."- Arindam Sain

OPEN UP YOUR ROMANTIC HEART FOR US ALSO !!!

"BOY: 'Of course, in 

you, everything is FINE; 
you are indeed ageing 
like a French Red WINE.
Your love for our culture, your body 
and the mind is of premium QUALITY; 
but, our culture and religion are different, 
and you have a different NATIONALITY.'

GIRL: 'Everyone is equal 
in this Earth planet, for 
the Moon and the SUN;
then who are you (just a human 
being) to differentiate, to make a 
barrier in true love, just have FUN.
In many cases, true love dies 
out due to pressure from parents 
and the so called 'sober SOCIETY';
unnecessary rules and regulations, 
all those horoscope superstitions, 
caste system rules, create ANXIETY.
As per Section 16 of your nation, a child 
born in a live-in relationship is legal and 
our nation gives respect to 'single MOTHER';
open up your romantic heart for us also, no 

strings attached, yet there may be a child as 
a symbol of love towards each OTHER."- Arindam Sain