ENJOY BANGLA, ENJOY 'BANGLA'; EI NELO, AAMAR 'BANGLA' TA KE KHELO !!!

"PACHA: 'Ei NELO;
aamar 'Bangla' ta ke KHELO.
Deem bhaath e ki 
aar mon BHORE;
ektu maangsho hobena 
maairi ei chullu r AASORE.'

KHYACHA: 'Pet e porlo ee naa chullu, 
taar ageyi korchis CHECHAMECHI; 
Nelo ekhan chullu kheye 
korche daarun NACHANACHI.
Kelo toh dekhchi niye eseche 
kothakar kon NARTAKI; 
majhemoddhe bhabhi, kaara sahid 
hoyechilo aar ei sahid diwas er artho KI.'

NELO: 'Tui bhai aar besi bhabis 
na, khaali chullu kheye JAA;
ei jinis khelei, sab dukkho jaaye 
muchey, mon hoye jaaye 'RAJA'.
Ora ja korche koruk na, fokot 
e toh dicche madh KHETE;
dekhis bhai, jebhabei hok, por 
er baar vote e jano era ee JETE.'

KELO: 'Dyakh na ebaar kirokom 
birodhi der opor atyachaar ta HOY;
amra maal kheye ektu chamke dilei, bheto 
o bheetu Bangaali gulo peye jaabe BHOY.
Jaa bhoy dekhano ache, oder 30 percent 
toh paaboi, aar amader 20 percent o 
paaboi, era o amader mato ee HYANGLA;
Surakkha, swasthya, shikka, samaaj o 

shilpo chulo e jaak, amra naachbo aar 

gaan gaaibo, 'Enjoy Bangla, Enjoy 'BANGLA'.'"- Arindam Sain

EKTU BRISTI HOLEI, RAASTA KHARAP HOYE JAABE, ETA EE KERAMATI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ektu bristi holei, raasta 
kharap hoye jaabe, eta ee KERAMATI;
abaar tender paowa jaabe, jaa hok 
kore taapti diye kora hobe MERAMATI.'

BABOOL: 'Saara biswe chaturtha 
sthaan e royeche Bharat er ARTHANITI;
Bharat garib desh noy, kintu Bharatiya ra 
garib roye gache, taar kaaron, ei DURNITI.'

BABLA: 'Kato taa khobh jomle, sadharan 
maanush kore raasta e brikkho ROPON;
keyu hiseb raakhena je ei behaal 
raasta r bali hoyechen KATOJON.'

BALA: 'Ek ek jayega e toh emon garto 
hoye gache, raasta noy toh, jano DOBA;
sthaaniyo lokjon o er kono pratibaad 
korena, jano sab kaala, kaana o BOBA.'"- Arindam Sain

EKTU DJ DANCE HOBE, CHORUIBHAATI HOBE, TOBEI TOH 'SAHID DIWAS' !!!

"ABHI: 'Ektu madh, mangso aar 
oisab jogar korte hobe BOSS; 
ektu DJ dance hobe, choruibhaati 
hobe, tobei toh 'Sahid DIWAS'.
3 te 'mau' niye 
amader JEEVAN;
ananda ebong furti teh 
bhora amader JOUBAN.'

ABHRA: 'Jaara sahid hoyechilo, 
taara kintu swarga theke 
korche toder ke GAALAGAALI;
toder taar maane kono adarsha nei, 
sahid der proti kono shraddha neyi, 
tora toh dekhchi ekdum JAALI.
Biswa Bank theke eto 
wrin nicche, taao kano 
bolche je raajkosh KHAALI;
dik e dik e bomb bnaadhte giye 
praanhaani, naari der shlilotahaani, 
tobu o pacche vote aar HAATHTAALI.'

ABHINAV: 'Orrey oisab pore hobe, jaa 
bristi hoyeche aaj aar GATOKAAL;
Kolkata te o mon e hocche nouko 
namate hobe, hoye gache je 'GHATAL'.
Malaria ba Dengue holei toh abaar 
era bole daye, je orokom rog 
sab sahar e hotei THAAKE; 
tax aar fine toh bhalo ee nicche, kintu 
kono kaaj korena era, era fnaakibaaj, 
taai kaaj er katha aar bolbi taa KAAKE.'

ABHIMANYU: 'Kolkata High Court 
er nirdesh e, samasta college er 
common room e porlo TAALA;
school aar school nei toh, hoyeche 
biye anusthan er baari, school er 
moddhe porche taara biye r MALA.
26000 jon chaakri haaralo, 
niriho o medhaabi 'Abhaya' r
jeevan taa o kore dilo SESH.
Odisha r janagan kintu thik chinte 
perechilo, emni emni ki aar Puri 
r mandir e korte dayeni PROBESH.'"- Arindam Sain

FOR THE SOCIETY, IT IS MALICIOUS !!!

"JAGAAI: 'When you find that 
your wife has become a CHEATER;
there is no need to waste too much 
money as well as quality time on HER.
Have a side girlfriend with whom you 
can secretly enjoy any type of INTIMACY;
and you will enjoy it more if you find 
a girlfriend who is like any 'DELICACY'.'

MAADHAAI: 'My wife doubts 
on me UNNECESSARILY; 
but, I have no girlfriend, 
my wife is so SILLY.
She does all those dancing reels 
and for the society, it is MALICIOUS;
I doubt for whom she uploads reels in 
social media, it is highly SUSPICIOUS.'"- Arindam Sain

IF YOU TAKE DOWRY, THEN YOUR WIFE WILL ALWAYS BE COMPELLED BY HER PARENTS TO STAY IN HER HUSBAND'S HOUSE !!!

"POLICE: 'As the 'husband 
killing' cases are on the RISE; 
the husbands are now giving 
their wives, a SURPRISE. 
As there are cases of husband 
murder by their respective 
wife's lover one after ANOTHER; 
so the married men are deleting 
their wife's name and the new 
nominee is their MOTHER.'

LAWYER: 'Yes, because in many cases, 
the wife killed her husband so smartly 
that it looked like any ACCIDENT;
even there are cases, where a woman got 
all money as a nominee and even doing 

her husband's government job at PRESENT.

If getting divorce alimony is legal, then 
taking dowry is also legal, no matter, 
how poor or rich is your SPOUSE;
if you take dowry, then your wife will 
always be compelled by her parents 
to stay in her husband's HOUSE.'"- Arindam Sain

WHY ARE THEY IN THE ADMINISTRATION, WHEN THEY CANNOT PROVIDE ANY WOMAN, THEIR FREEDOM, THEIR SECURITY SPACE !!!

"Once upon a time, in terms 
of women safety and security, 
Kolkata city was a HEAVEN;
but, nowadays, considering all these 
brutal incidents, Kolkata is turning 
out to be the heinous hell for WOMEN.
The question arises that 
what actually went WRONG; 
the answer is that the administration 
is callous and not at all so STRONG.
For the sake of vote bank politics, 
indirectly, the antisocial people 
have been given a FREE HAND;
but, ultimately, the administration is 

compromising with security aspects, 

and that they must UNDERSTAND.
Almost in the majority of cases, 
where a woman in Kolkata has 
been raped, killed or MOLESTED; 
there has been no severe punishment 
for the culprits, though for just the 
eye wash, they have been ARRESTED.
Probably, out of so much complacency, 
the administration is not giving 
respect to the majority MANDATE;
but, history repeats itself, where we 
have seen that the common people 
changes the administrator's FATE.
Even we have heard some shocking 
statements like, 'Why did she go there, 
she should have not gone to that PLACE'; 
then why are they in the administration, 
when they cannot provide any woman, 
their freedom, their security SPACE.
Change is constant and for a 
better world to live in, change 
is always a NECESSITY; 
The wheel of fortune of the callous 
administrator must turn upside down to 
make Kolkata again, the safest metro CITY."- Arindam Sain

SADHARAN MAANUSH NOY, OI EK JON EE SAAMPRODAAYIK EBONG CHAARIYE O JACCHE BHANDAMI R MAATRA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ogulo kaara re, misti r 
packet niye ghurche edik ODIK;
prasad er sticker laagiye bili korche 
bujhi, ekdom andaz korechi THIK'.

BABOOL: 'Oi dhop er prasad kheye 
nirghaat hobe pet KHARAAP; 
emon ki laagte o paare jaagrata 
bhagaban er ABHISAAP.'

BABLA: 'Amake jor kore 
haath e dhoriye DILE;
aami debo packet 
ta ke kothao FELE.'

BALA: 'Abaar ekta poster e 
dekhlam, je Urdu bhasha e 
lekha ache, 'Rath YATRA'; 
sadharan maanush noy, oi ek jon 
ee saamprodaayik ebong chaariye 
o jacche bhandami r MAATRA.'"- Arindam Sain