MAHALAXMI MAHABHOG !!!

"HERMIT: 'Today, our 'Royal 
Chef' has surely cooked 
something INTERESTING;
on 'Mahalaxmi Mahabhog' day, 

every year, our 'Royal Chef' 

always cooks something EXCITING.'

KING: 'Yes, here comes our 
'Royal Chef' with his 
disciples to serve the FOOD;
his disciples are also learning 
to cook varieties of royal food 
items and they are all so GOOD.'

ROYAL CHEF: 'Namaskar ! 
Maharaj ! you are about to 
enjoy the 'Emperor RICE';
but, this rice is not good for those 
who are having diabetes or fatty 
liver, it is just a little ADVICE.
The black rice is accompanied by 
Barbati (Lobia) Dal, Barbati Bada 
and Banana stem (Thor) CURRY;
this is a very nutritious vegetarian dish, 

but, chew the food items properly, no 

need to eat it in a HURRY.'"- Arindam Sain

TO SAIL THE SHIP SMOOTHLY AND DO LOTS OF FISHING, 'KNOWLEDGE IS POWER' !!!

"GIRL: 'What is true 
love, I do KNOW; 
I want to dance with 
you under the SNOW.
My heart is ringing 
the romantic BELL;
and the brain asks, 'you are 
in love ! oh ! How did you FELL ?'

BOY: 'My income 
is quite LOW; 
and indeed a very 
poor FOLLOW.
But, I do respect your love, 
otherwise, I had no plan 
to settle down at this AGE;
your rich father wants me to venture 
out in your city, but, I will continue 
my small business in our VILLAGE.'

GIRL: 'My father has always 
maintained a diversified portfolio 
while doing the BUSINESS;
we will start a partnership business 
in the city after marriage where 
your investment will be LESS.
In any case, my plan is that 
our children will study in a 
reputed school of this CITY;
my true love is not blind, our 
children will even graduate from a 
top rated world class UNIVERSITY.
No matter, in business, even if it is 
sea storm or just THUNDERSHOWER;
to sail the ship smoothly and do lots 
of fishing, 'Knowledge is POWER'.'"- Arindam Sain

DUI BANGLA TEI EKHAN LAKKHICHHARA DASHA !!!

"Dui Bangla tei ekhan 
lakkhichhara DASHA;
din din baarche Dengue 
aar Malaria r MASHA.
Ei 'Masha' 
maane duskriti 
baa AATANKBAADI;
prashashan aar police kono kaaj 
korchena bolei, Dengue ba Malaria 
e aakranto hocche onek PRATIBAADI.
Ekhan kono 'Bangaali', se Bharat er 
ee hok baa Bangladesh er, baaire 
ghurte gelei khacche AAOWAAZ;
kaaron Paschimbanga ebong 
Bangladesh e, keyu ee surakkhito noy, 
bekarotto o bereche, nei je kono KAAJ.
Bangladesh er rashtriya 
bhasha kondin Urdu 
naa hoye JAAYE; 
edike Paschimbanga teh, Police 
er gaafiloti r jonno, aar aayeen 
shrinkhola thakche na BOJAAYE.
Ekta jogyo prashashak er nirbachan 
korte giye, sadharan maanush jodi 
naye bhool SIDDHANTO;
onek samay ee dekha gache sadharan 
manush er gano andolan baa pratibaad, 
ebong paristhithi hoyeche ASHANTO."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WHITEWASHED BANGLADESH ON DUSSEHRA DAY BY 3-0 ON 12.10.2024 !!!

"On Dussehra Day, he alone scored 
111 as he fully dominated the GAME;
don't underestimate him, he is wicket 
keeper too, Sanju Samson is his NAME.
Bangladeshi fans used to insult this 
Indian Cricket team time and AGAIN;
Suryakumar showed no mercy on 
the bowlers, let them feel the PAIN.
Riyan Parag responded to the skipper 
and also started to ACCELERATE;
Hardik hammered them and my 
goodness, what a strike RATE !
Slightly short by 3 runs, India 
ended their innings at 297; 
Hardik also missed half a 
ton, as he got out at his 47.
Mayank hunted down 
Emon at the first BALL;
this Bangladesh team must not 
play international cricket at ALL.
Litton Das scored 42 and Towhid 
remained not out at his 63;
on 12.10.2024, India thrashed and 
humiliated Bangladesh by 133.
Also, India whitewashed Bangladesh 
by winning all the 3 matches out of 3;
point to be noted that even Ravi Bishnoi 
proved his class with a spell of 30/3."- Arindam Sain

NEI TOH AAR 'CITY OF JOY'; EKHAN HOYECHE 'CITY OF BHOY' !!!

"Sab ee naaki tuccho ghatona, bojha 
muskil, konta paap aar konta PUNYA;
dui bachor jekhane holo durga pujo, 
sekhaane ei bachor sab ee SHUNYA.
Sab ghatona ee 

naaki ekta barosaro 

CHAKRAANTO;

annyay r pratibaad kore jaara, 
taara ee dekhchi aajkal 
hoye beshi AAKRAANTO.
Bichaar je holona, 
seta toh aar sabai 
jaayeni BHOOLE;
taai jato ee anurodh koruk 
na kano, sabai utsav paalon 
korchena mon KHOOLE.
Baaire r rajye r lokjon 
korche BOLABOLI;
'apnader rajye toh rakkhak ee 
bhakkak, e toh dekhchi GHORKOLI.'
Nei toh aar 'City of JOY';
ekhan hoyeche 'City of BHOY'. 
Medhaabi chaatro chhatri der ke
korte hocche aamaran ANASHAN;
kaaron ahankaar e, andho aar 
atyachaari hoyeche ei PRASHASHAN."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED BANGLADESH BY 86 RUNS ON 09.10.2024 !!!

"When the top order collapsed 
and India was struggling at 41/3; 
Rinku took the responsibility on 
his shoulder to score 53.
Bangladeshi bowlers were not 
aware that Nitish will ROAR;
as he remained not 
out by contributing 74.
Hardik, as usual, played in his 
own style to score a speedy 32;
to win the match, Bangladesh 
required to score 222.
Arshdeep strikes early and all the 
Indian bowlers dominated the SHOW;
Nitish, this time with the ball sent back 

Mahmudullah who was in full FLOW.
On 09.10.2024, India won by 86 runs, 
in T-20, this margin is MASSIVE;
Varun tightened up the screws well, took 
2 wickets, looked quite IMPRESSIVE."- Arindam Sain

INDIA HUMILIATED SRI LANKA BY 83 RUNS ON 09.10.2024 !!!

"Safali started well and Smriti's 
fifty was the icing on the CAKE; 
but Smriti got run out, in future, they
must try to rectify such a silly MISTAKE.
Harmanpreet came in and hammered 
the Sri Lankan bowlers TOO;
she remained not out and in 
just 27 balls, scored 52.
Smriti's captaincy is always 
aggressive, though UNDERRATED;
but, Renuka took 2 wickets within 
powerplay, as it was EXPECTED.
Radha took an 
excellent CATCH;
and behind the stumps, Richa 
was superb in this MATCH.
On 09.10.2024, 
172 runs for Sri Lanka 
was not a PLENTY; 
but, the Indian bowlers 
did an excellent job to 
bundle them out at just 90."- Arindam Sain