PAN CARD MUST BE LINKED WITH RATION CARD WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT !!!

"STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'PAN 
Card must be linked with Ration 
Card with immediate EFFECT;
the foolish government is providing 
ration to those also whose annual income 
is more than 5 lakhs, it is surely a DEFECT.'

FINANCE MINISTER: 'Even the people who 
are doing government jobs are also having 
a ration card, which is not FEASIBLE;
many rich people are even selling the 2 
rupees per Kg rice, wheat or sugar at a 
higher price, this business is VISIBLE.'

KING: 'From now on, be strict on the 
issuance of ration cards, ration should 
only be for those who are really in POVERTY;
why issue ration cards to those families 
where family income is more than 5 lakhs 
per annum and having a good PROPERTY.'"- Arindam Sain

EBAAR THEKE KINTU EKDUM CHUPCHAP 'DHORI MAACH NAA CHUYI PAANI' !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Baari theke 
bou phone korechilo, amar meye 
ta ekhono tution pore fereni BAARI;
meye r phone number ta 
dicchi, tower location ta 
trace karo TARATARI.'

CONSTABLE: 'Haan trace kore 
dicchi, tobe Sir, amader ki bichaar 
byabostha, ganadharshan kore o, 
ei 3 jon duskriti peye galo JAAMIN;
apni jakhan eder petacchilen, eder 
ekjon kintu bolchilo, je apnar meye ke 
chene, ebong aar ekta 'R.G.Kar 
kaando' kore debe, eder o khoj NIN.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Oi 'Andha Kanoon' 
cinema r Rajanikanth hote hobe dekhchi, 
2 din por bangla khabor er kaagaz e jano 
chaapa hoy, je ei 3 jon NIRUDDESH; 
oi meye taa o bichaar paabe, 
kono ukeel er khorcha o laagbena, 
amader o oto parishram korte 
hobena, case o hoye jaabe SESH.'

CONSTABLE: 'Apnar meye r mobile er 
last location apnaar baarir kaach er 
metro station, ekdum SURAKKHITO;
kintu bhaabun toh samaaj er abostha, 
apni Police Inspector hoye o aatank e 
bhugchen, eta ee ki chilo KAANKHITO.
Sir, ebaar theke kintu 
ekdum chupchap 'dhori 
maach, naa chuyi PAANI';
Uttar Pradesh ebong Maharashtra 
r police raa o jaanuk, je aamra o 
erokom korte JAANI.'"- Arindam Sain

'DEEPAVALI' MAANE, GHUCHIYE DAAO SAB ANDHAKAAR !!!

"Kalipujo maane Shakti 
r aaradhana, noy to 
sudhu PNATHABALI; 
bomb ba baaji noy, pradip 
jwaaliye, ek apurva aalo r utsav 
er naam holo 'DEEPAVALI'.
'Brihat Tantrasar' boi er lekhak 
er haath dhore, Nabadwip e, 
Kalipujo r janopriyota BAARE;
Krishnananda jakhan koreche shuru, 
proja raa ki aar Raja Krishnachandra r 
haath diye, Kalipujo naa koriye CHHARE.
Kalighat o kintu ekta Sati peeth, 
ebong Bawali r ekjon zamidar tairi 
koren okhane Kali MANDIR;
swapne bollen Maa Kali, Rani Rashmoni 
ke, 'Kashi kano jaabi, amar mandir tairi kar 

dakhineswar ei, eto sundar ganga r TEER.'

Ramkrishna Paramhansadev er 
haath dhorei kintu Dakhineswar 
saara biswa teh eto janopriyo HOY;
Dakaat raa toh Kali pujo korto ee, 
tantrik raa o koren Shasaan Kali r pujo, 
jodi o ei pujo korte onekeyi paaye BHOY.
'Deepavali' maane, ghuchiye 
daao sab ANDHAKAAR; 
sudhu alo diyeyi noy, dhan, samriddhi diye 
o, jaate na thake daaridrya r HAHAKAAR.
Jaar ghar e jwole pradip 
ei amavasya RAATE;
taar ghar e aasen boiki Maa Lakkhi, 
sukh shanti firey aase JAATE.
Raavan ke badh kore rajye firchen 
Maryada Purushottam RAM;
ke acho kothay, aalokito kore tolo, 
ei rajye r protyek ta sahar o GRAM.
Eto bachor por Ayodhya e firchen 
Bhagaban Ram, aar noy andhokaar, 
pradip jwaalo, pradip JWAALO; 
Saraju nadi r teer e, Ayodhya rajye r projaa 
raa jwaalalen prochur pradip, amavasya 
raat e, chaturdike sudhu aalo aar AALO.
Apnader sabaar parivaar e 
bojaaye thaakuk sukh, 
samriddhi ebong SHAKTI;
ei krittim buddhimatta r projukti 
r yug e, kome jano naa jaaye 
bhagaban er proti BHAKTI."- Arindam Sain

OPEN UP YOUR ROMANTIC HEART FOR US ALSO !!!

"BOY: 'Of course, in 

you, everything is FINE; 
you are indeed ageing 
like a French Red WINE.
Your love for our culture, your body 
and the mind is of premium QUALITY; 
but, our culture and religion are different, 
and you have a different NATIONALITY.'

GIRL: 'Everyone is equal 
in this Earth planet, for 
the Moon and the SUN;
then who are you (just a human 
being) to differentiate, to make a 
barrier in true love, just have FUN.
In many cases, true love dies 
out due to pressure from parents 
and the so called 'sober SOCIETY';
unnecessary rules and regulations, 
all those horoscope superstitions, 
caste system rules, create ANXIETY.
As per Section 16 of your nation, a child 
born in a live-in relationship is legal and 
our nation gives respect to 'single MOTHER';
open up your romantic heart for us also, no 

strings attached, yet there may be a child as 
a symbol of love towards each OTHER."- Arindam Sain

SAMUDRA SHANTO ACHE BOLE, EMON NOY, JE SAMUDRA HOBENA ABAAR UTTAL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jaa hok kore jakhan 
tule deowa gache ANASHAN; 
ebaar tahole kore deowa 
jaak BIBHAJAN.'

BABOOL: 'Oi 'Divide and Rule' 
policy shikiyechilo EENGREZ; 
orey hazaar chesta korle o ki aar 
sojaa kora jaaye kukur er LEZ.'

BABLA: 'Samasya holo, je 
aajkal maanush jaayena CHENA;
kaliyug ee bote, praaye sab kichu 
ee jano taaka diye jaaye KENA.'

BALA: 'Samudra shanto ache bole, emon 
noy, je samudra hobena abaar UTTAL; 
se Shakuni jato ee chaaluk naa 
kano taar dhurto CHAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

NEVER DESTROY THE OLD ROYAL CASTLE WHILE CONSTRUCTING ANOTHER NEW PALACE !!!

"NEW CEO: '10 employees of 50 years 
or so were laid off in this financial year 
who had a much less salary PACKAGE; 
then after getting a new project, you 
guys hired 6 experienced people 

who are within 35 years of AGE.
But, do you know, while scrutinizing 
this HR strategy, why the board 
members are not SATISFIED;
the salary expenses of 6 people are 
1.5 times higher than the expenses of 
those laid off employees, is it JUSTIFIED.'

HR HEAD: 'We wanted to take young 
guys so that project work gets 
completed within the DEADLINE;
we must recruit every year, to maintain 
an interest for talented jobseekers, who 
are constantly applying for jobs ONLINE.'

NEW CEO: 'Never destroy the old 
royal castle while constructing 
another new PALACE;
client has escalated that requirement 
is not fulfilled, though the project has 
been completed at a great PACE.
Clients will give deadlines, but, 
they will pay us the project amount 
only after the total project 
requirements FULFILLMENTS;
those experienced laid off guys were 
experts in fulfilling project requirements, 
you released them, also more expenses 
incurred by doing fresh RECRUITMENTS.
Out of those laid off guys, those who have 
not joined in any other reputed firm, bring 
them back to our company by next WEEK;
maybe, you are not aware of the fact that 
our competitors are always tapping to do 

lateral recruitments to make us WEAK.'"- Arindam Sain

'MAGNIFICENT MURSHIDABAD MASON' BRAND IMAGE !!!

"REAL ESTATE PROMOTER: 'The 
engineer made a plan of the PROJECT; 
but, still, I have come to you to verify 
whether the plan is PERFECT.'

ROYAL MASON: 'Good to hear that 
you still believe in the 'Experience 
always counts' STATEMENT;
but, you must give some work to the 
workers under me, you don't need to pay 
me any 'consultancy service' PAYMENT.'

REAL ESTATE PROMOTER: 'I have 
been in this real estate business 
for around 20 years or SO;
your experience as a 
royal mason in this industry 
is around 30 years ALSO.
You guys have been successful
in keeping that 'Magnificent 
Murshidabad Mason' brand IMAGE;
that's why, still, I always consult with you, 
no matter whatever is the architectural 

technology in this modern AGE.'"- Arindam Sain