EKTU EKTU KORE ONEK KHEYECHO BEESH; EBAAR AMRITO KHABAAR PAALA, ESECHE 2026 !!!

"Ektu ektu kore onek 
kheyecho BEESH;
ebaar amrito khabaar 
paala, eseche 2026.
Jato ee karo alochona 
baa CHITKAAR;
jaar galo taar galo, keyu 
bojhena taar HAHAKAAR.
Chole jaaye kato niriho praan, 
rajneeti taa ee toh aasol VIRUS;
tobu o bojhena, ki bichitra 
ei jaati, hey SELUKUS.
Ektu jhaal, ektu 
misti, ektu tak TAK;
Noti Binodini r uttarsuri raa kore 
boiki besh bhalo ee NAATAK.
Keyu bolche ei ghumiye 
pora chitto ke JAGAAO; 
keyu bolche votebank kome jaabe, 
taai uskaani diye jhaamela LAGAAO.
Baaire r rajye giye maar khacche 
kichu parijaayi SHRAMIK;
rashtrabirodhi katha bole, taai khacche 
maar, thik ee ache, uchit shikka DIK.
Jaara 'Jana Gana Mana' ba 'Vande 
Mataram' ke dayena SAMMAN;
sujog pelei taader peeth taa ke 
dhaak dhol bhebe baajiye JAAN.
Vaccine jakhan beriyeyi 
gache, dite khoti KI;
sab virus ekhano moreni, 
kichu roye gache BAAKI.
Patan hok ei atyachaari 
r ahetuk AHANKAAR;
ebar bidaaye nik, 
aar nei DARKAAR."- Arindam Sain

CLAIM YOUR MONEY BEFORE IT GOES TO 'DEPOSITOR EDUCATION AND AWARENESS FUND' !!!

"CUSTOMER: 'Sir, where from RBI is 
getting so much money to do ads 
with the help of any big CELEBRITY;
PSU Banks except SBI hardly do ads 
with the help of any celebrity, in this 
regard, can you give me CLARITY.'

PSU BANK MANAGER: 'Unlike any 
PSU Bank, RBI is not involved in direct 
customer dealing banking BUSINESS;
but, yes, by using the unclaimed 
deposits of bank customers, RBI does 
ads to create financial AWARENESS.'

CUSTOMER: 'Sir, what 
is unclaimed DEPOSIT ?
if that problem remains, 
how to fix IT ?'

PSU BANK MANAGER: 'Say, you, a 
customer of any Indian Bank opened 
a savings account on 19th July 1969;
you have not operated the account, 
then it becomes unclaimed, and 
then 'DEAF' after 19th July 1979.
The money which was in 
your savings ACCOUNT,
no matter whatever 
may be the AMOUNT;
it will go to RBI (DEAF), 'Depositor 
Education and Awareness FUND',
once it goes to DEAF, no matter 
what you do, you will not get REFUND.'

CUSTOMER: 'Sir, as per bank letter 
received by post, my father's name 
is featuring in that DEAF list TOO;
the amount in my father's savings 
account is Twenty Two Thousand 
Two Hundred and Twenty TWO.
My father will submit duly signed 
DEAF claim form, KYC documents 
and complete the ekyc, ckyc, rekyc 
biometric AUTHENTICATION;
this DEAF account will reflect in balance 
sheet of each and every Indian Bank, 
many customers will get back money, 
due to this COMMUNICATION.'"- Arindam Sain

KABJA KARENGE 'RANGPUR' AUR 'CHATTAGRAM'; JAI SIYA RAM, JAI SHRI RAM !!!

"Kabja karenge 'Rangpur' 
aur 'CHATTAGRAM';
Hindu o ki hatya ka badla lenge, 
Jai Siya Ram, Jai Shri RAM.
Milega Bharat ko do naya rajya, 
'Chattagram' aur 'RANGPUR';
bahut jald hee hoga, woh 
din nahi hain jyada DUR.
Abhi bhi waqt hain, sudhar 
jaaye Bangladesh ke LOG;
nahi toh vaccine taiyaar hain, usse 
thik kar denge aatankbaad jaise ROG.
Bangladesh ki mitti par phir ekbaar 
Pakistani aatankwadi o ne kar liya hain 
kabza, yeh log hain 'RAZAKAR';
'Chhatra Andolan' mein ghush gaya 
woh log, aur 'Deep State' ki madad 
se gira diya 'Sekh Hasina' ki SARKAR.
Phir se Bangladesh ho 
gaya hain 'East PAKISTAN';
Bangladeshi o bhool kaise gaye, ke 
tum logon ka baap hain HINDUSTAN.
Yaa toh apne baap 
ke saran mein AAO;
nahi toh Palestine jaisa 
bhikhari desh bann JAAO.
Joh andolan kiya, joh Bangaali Muslim 
o ko Pakistani o khilaaf ladna shikaya 
woh hain Sheikh Mujibur RAHAMAN;
ussi ko inh logon ne maar diya, 
murti torh diya, Bangladeshi log 
hote hee hain ekdum BEIMAAN.
Jab 'Pal' vansh ke Raja o ka 
raaj tha Bangaal mein, tab 
Arab ke saath hoti thi 
niryaat aur AAYAAT; 
Pehle Bangaal mein sab Hindu teh, 
1300 saal mein Islam aaya Bangaal 
mein, Arab logon ne ek khaandaani 
sanskriti ki laayi SAUGAAT.
Wohi khandaani sanskriti poore 
Hindustan mein baani ek MISAAL;
Nawab Sirajuddoula ki deshbhakti, 
itihaas ke panno mein hain BEMISAAL.
East India Company isiliye jung 
jeet gaya, kyon ki Mir Zafar nikla 
ek number ka GADDAR;
Tab Bangaali hee sab se khatarnak 
teh, aur Bangaal kabza kar ke, angrez 
o ne khol liya satta ka DWAAR.
Samay ke saath saath, purvi 
Bangaal mein kho gaya woh 
khaandaani RIWAAJ;
Urdu bolne wale Pakistani 
log karne laage ush purvi 
Bangaal mein RAJ.
Kareeb 30 lakh Bangaali musalman 
o ki hatya kar di Urdu bolne wale 
musalman o ne, tab huyi Bangla 
Bhasha Andolan ki SHURUAAT; 
Indira Gandhi ke netritwa mein 
Bharatiya sena ne bhi Pakistan ke 
khilaaf yuddh kiya, diya Bangaali 
mukti yoddha ka SAATH.
Bangladesh mein Jinnah 
aur Mir Zafar jaise log 
abhi bhi hain LEKIN;
badalte huye halaat aur barbarta 
ko maddhe nazar raakhte huye, 
itna toh ho gaya hain YAKEEN."- Arindam Sain

WAKE UP NOW, BECAUSE THE MORE YOU SLEEP; THE MORE YOUR FAMILY WILL WEEP !!!

"Wake up now, because 
the more you SLEEP;
the more your family 
members will WEEP.
Wherever they 
become MAJORITY;
they start killing 
the MINORITY.
Don't get trapped by their sweet 
words, romantic approaches 
and fake decent BEHAVIOUR;
they are demons waiting to 
eat you up, when they feel 
that you all have no SAVIOUR.
Even nations which were 
earlier so WONDERFUL;
these fundamentalists ruined it 
and they are so UNFAITHFUL.
No matter how much highly 
educated you all ARE;
but, sometimes your mind 
blindness is really BIZARRE.
You guys are not smart 
enough to understand that 
they are like any PARASITE;
even in this modern age, in the name 
of bloody outdated and superstitious 
caste system, you guys don't UNITE.
Be a warrior, don't be 
too late, now it is high time 
for you all to UNDERSTAND;
protect yourself, protect your 
family members and protect 
your MOTHERLAND."- Arindam Sain

FOR THE BENGALI FOOTBALL LOVERS, THE 13TH DECEMBER 2025 IS A BLACK SATURDAY !!!

"The event management in 
Kolkata was completely MESSY;
it was indeed an indirect insult 
to the legendary Lionel MESSI.
The football lovers paid 
so much money, maybe 
the app is 'DISTRICT';
how 20 rupees water bottles 
got sold for 150 rupees, why 
Kolkata cops were not STRICT ? 
The football lovers in Kolkata could 
not even see Lionel Messi, what an 
example of callous ADMINISTRATION;
they played with the emotion of 
football lovers, as a result, the football 
lovers showed their AGITATION.
Yuva Bharati Krirangan stadium 
will get repaired AGAIN; 
but, can the Bengal sports minister 
compensate the Messi fans' PAIN ?
For the Bengali football lovers, 
the 13th December 2025 
is a Black SATURDAY;
Lionel Messi is like the God of 
football to his fans, but, the sports 
minister ruined it, we must SAY.
Any legendary footballer visits 
different places around the world 
to promote the game of FOOTBALL;
Footballers are hardly interested in 
politics or politicians, they want to 
connect with football lovers after ALL.
On 13th December 2025, in 
Hyderabad, Lionel Messi 
enjoyed every MOMENT;
as Telengana Chief Minister 
played football and didn't hijack 
organizer's event MANAGEMENT.
In Kolkata, the basic 
administration, the Bengal 
administrator cannot ASSURE;
that's why, wise men said long 
time ago that prevention 
is better than CURE.
Bangabhoomi, which is famous for 
Mohun Bagan and East Bengal has 
failed today to maintain brand IMAGE;
refund ticket price money to them 
instead of doing drama of an inquiry 
committee for such public OUTRAGE."- Arindam Sain

MONEY IS THE REAL MAGNET !!!

"There is no 
time to ADJUST;
wise men said that 
flexibility is a MUST.
But, nowadays, hardly 
there is any TRUST; 
as love is being 
dominated by LUST.
In today's world, path 
of love is not STEEP; 
because the impact of 
romance is not so DEEP.
Those romantic days are 
gone, when, after falling in 
love, you could not SLEEP;
when, after an emotional breakup 
of romantic life, while lying on the 
bed, quietly, the girls used to WEEP. 
The reason is simple, our 
mind is getting governed 
by an electronic GADGET;
and then to add fuel to the 
fire, there are several social 
media platforms in the INTERNET.
Only 'Give and Take' 

policy, provided the bull 

has a good amount of 

money in his WALLET;
the divine vibration has been 

enjoyed on a priority basis, the 

bull is like a sugar daddy here, 

as money is the real MAGNET."- Arindam Sain

IT IS YOU AND YOU ONLY, WHO SETS THE TONE; THEN WHY TO FEAR ANY SUPER CYCLONE !!!

"Some may say that 
what's in a NAME; 
but, it really matters in terms 
of brand value in any GAME.
Time teaches you the art of 
attracting anyone by utilising 
your artistic reference FRAME; 
enjoy simple and little things, it 
maintains the warmth of your heart 
within by igniting romantic FLAME.
In this universe, 
no one is ALONE;
within your mind, your 
soul is your CLONE.
It is you and you only, 
who sets the TONE;
then why to fear 
any super CYCLONE.
In summer, you feel like spending 
more time inside the swimming POOL;
during winter only, you remember and 
respect any garments made of WOOL.
Human psychology changes 
with time and ambience, no one 
is neither too smart nor too FOOL;
experience is the best manual of daily
life experiments, it teaches you, how at 

odd times, you will stay COOL."- Arindam Sain