KKR LIFTED THE IPL 2024 TROPHY ON 26.05.2024 BY DEFEATING SRH BY 8 WICKETS IN CHENNAI !!!

"In any final match, Starc has 

always been the star of the 

bowling DEPARTMENT; 

he bowled out Abhishek by 

bowling the 'Best bowling 

delivery of the TOURNAMENT'.

For the SRH fans, again, 

a moment of SORROW; 

as Vaibhav dismissed 

Travis at his score of 0.

Starc maintained his 

perfect length and LINE; 

and Tripathi had to 

depart by scoring only 9.

Markram looked aggressive

and tried hard to STAY; 

but Russell said, 'You have to 

go back, as today is my DAY.'

Russell bowled well to have 

a splendid spell of 3/19;

SRH got bowled 

out at just 113.

For SRH, the highest contribution 

came from Pat who scored 24;

Harshit hunted Nitish and Klaasen 

in his bowling spell of 2/24.

It was a cake walk for KKR 

to defeat SRH by 8 wickets, 

as Venkatesh Iyer fully 

dominated the final GAME;

on 26.05.2024, at Chennai, KKR 

lifted the IPL 2024 trophy and it is 

their third IPL trophy to be written in 

golden words in the the 'Hall of FAME'."- Arindam Sain

SAMAAL SAMAAL; AASCHE REMAAL, KORTE DHAMAAL; 27 SE MAY, 2024 SAAL !!!

"Samaal SAMAAL; 
aasche REMAAL.
korte DHAMAAL; 
27 se May, 2024 SAAL.
Bandho Bimanbandar, 
bandho JETTY;
Bongaon elaaka 
bodhoy paabe PETI.
Muro taa bhagabhagi 
kore khaabe Sagar 
aar BANGLADESH;
Lyaja ta kintu paabe Kalighat o 
madhya Kolkata, satarkatamulak 
byabostha niye raakhuk bisesh BISESH.
Sandhya 7 taa e jakhan shuru hobe 
KKR bonaam SRH er IPL 2024 
er final match, chupchaap 
ghar e bose dyakho KHELA;
oi domka haowaa tei, onek 
jayega e gaach upre portei 
paare, prakriti ke haalka 
bhabe niyona, korona ABOHELA.
Emon apodharto rajya SARKAR;
koreni nadi bnaadh er SANSKAR.
Jehetu oti bhaari bristi hobe, jwal 
kintu onek graam keyi 
hoyto bhaasiye DEBE;
nijer adhikaar sambandhe 
hayo sachetan, sarkar theke 
kintu sab sahajya cheye NEBE.
Jharh toh 

hobeyi eto 

SHAKTISHALI; 

je haar e gaach ketecho 

bhai tomra, rege achen 

swayang Maa KALI."- Arindam Sain

MILCHEY BADDUA, RAJKOSH HOCCHE KAM; MON E HOCCHE, JANNAT NOY, AMAAR NASEEB E ACHE JAHANNAM !!!

"MUMTAZ: 'Milchey baddua, 
rajkosh hocche KAM; 
mon e hocche, jannat noy, amaar 
naseeb e ache JAHANNAM.'

AURANGZEB: 'Atyachar beshi 
kore na korle, shikkito 
lokjon paabena BHOY; 
Peyaada der pechone khorcha 
hocche bahut swarna mudra, 
taai toh rajkosh eto fnaaka HOY.'

MUMTAZ: 'Bandho kore 
daao sab Madrasha, 
kore raakho ekdom 
ashikkito o BOKA; 
pet o jakhan laagbe khide, era 
ee chhurbe paathor sudhu 
oi khaabar er lobh e, kaal theke 
Madrasha bandho karo KHOKA.
Paash er ekti desh e, 
sekhaankar shaasak, sab 
lootera der ke baar kore 
diyeche taader desh THEKE;
oder ke o khaabar o thaaka r jayega 
kore daao, ora o chhurbe paathor, 
tarpor dekhbo aami, jeh ei shikkito 
janagan er andolan katodin TEKE.'

AURANGZEB: 'Aami katogulo shikkito
yuvak der ke korechi niyog, taara amader 
hoye korbe loot, dharshan, bhumi dakhal 
o nanarakam er saaririk ATYACHAAR;
oi shikkito janagan jato ee koruk pratibad, 
jato ee jaanak naalish, pooro shaasan toh 
apnaar haath e, kaajei paabe sudhu 
mrityudanda, paabena kono BICHAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

ESO GOREY TULI 'SONAR BANGABHOOMI' !!!

"Kabiguru bneche 
thakle bolten NISCHOI;
e kon Bangabhoomi 
teh aamra ROI.
Je Bangaali jaati chilo 
shikkito, maarjito ebong 
sukh o shanti teh bhora 
jeevan er BHAKTO; 
aaj seyi Bangabhoomi teh, 
nongra rajneeti r jonno, sadharan 
maanush er jeevan e sukh o shanti 
neyi, barong hoyeche ROKTAKTO.
Ei Bangaali jaati r ki hobe bhabisyat, 
taah ei Bangaali janagan kei 
korte hobe NIRDHARAN; 
jeh prashasak dite paarena kono 
samaajik o aarthik surakkha, 
taake kano korben NIRBACHAN.
Aamaar apnaar kar er taaka e, 
oi durnitigrasto neta netri 
raa korche FURTI;
Satyajit Ray r seyi cinema r mato, 
aasun dori dhore maari taan, bhenge 
jaak atyachaari shashak er MURTI. 
Je Swami Vivekananda, 
ekjon Bangaali hoye, 
aanlo saara biswa jurey 
Hindutva r NABAJAGARAN; 
taar proti shraddha neyi, othocho kon 
bideshi Lenin, Marx niye kiser jonno 
chilo eto maatamaati, kano chilo ei 
jaati r erokom adbhut ACHARAN.
Diye 20 taaka r pouch er 'Bangla' CHOLAI;
korche era apnader magaj DHOLAI.
Katojon ke Kerala, Chennai 
aar Hyderabad e jete hoy 
kaaj er khoje, ekbaar khoj 
niye dekhechen KI;
ei rajye kono karmosansthan nei, 
taai chele meye sab baaire chole 
jacche, gota rajya taa ke 
'Briddhashram' banaben NAAKI.
Kuo theke beriye aasun, 
ekbaar dekhe aasun GIYE;
paasher rajya gulo 
giyeche onek EGIYE.
Bangaali jaati r ki neyi 
suni, pratibha, vidya o 
buddhi, sab ee AACHE; 
kintu nongra rajneeti aar 
knaakra r mato maramari kore, 
sudhu sudhu maar KHACCHE.
Kano tobu sab jene o, 
ghumiye achi aami, 
ghumiye acho TUMI; 
chitto ke jaagao, gorje otho 'Royal 
Bengal Tiger' er mato, eso gorey tuli 
'SONAR BANGABHOOMI'."- Arindam Sain

EBAAR KINTU BANGABHOOMI R JANAGAN, OI KALIGHAT ER KAATA GHAA E BHALO KORE CHETAABE TATA COMPANY R NOON !!!

"BABLOO: 'Raat holei Hindu baari r 
sundari bou der ke tuley niye jeto, 
oi jaati r kalanka ebong kulaangaar, 

barahonandan SHAHJAHAN; 
saala kaata r baccha, suor er mato 
ee dekhte, 1000 taaka anudaan 
rajya sarkar dicche bole, tui 
meyeder kere nibi SAMMAN. 
Ek samay chilo 
CPI(M) er basta 
pachaa MAAL; 
TMC teh dhuke aaro prashray 
peyeche, Talibani shashan cholche 
ekhane, jodi o eta 2024 SAAL.'

BABOOL: 'Oi daaini buri ta 
jedin haarbe, gota rajya jurey 
neme aasbe akaal DEEPAVALI; 
aar hote deowa jaabena 
ei rajye, nongra rajneeti 
r naam e NARABALI.
Bangaali jaati r uchit, ebaar 
oke ekta uchit shikkha deowa, 
kaaron or jonno kato niriho 
maa er kol hoyeche KHAALI;
jobe theke khamota e eseche, mahila 
der ee hoyeche sammanhaani, sei 
Park Street kando theke shuru, 
ekhan jwolche SANDESHKHALI.'

BABLA: 'Shahjahan er mato narak er 

kit, satyi ee, je kono jaati r ee kalanka, o 

graftaar hobaar por kintu, or jaati r lokjon 

o hoyeche khusi, koreni kono APOTTI ;
kaaron sabai toh aar kharap noy, oder 
moddhe onekei ekhan shikkito, kintu ei 
shashak dal bhaabe, je oi jaati r samasta 
vote, jano eder poitrik SAMPOTTI.'

BALA: 'Ami ei dal taa ke dal mon 

e korina, eta ekta private limited 
company jaara sudhu ee kore khoon, 
atyachaar, dharshan, churi aar DURNITI;
'Bangaali' jaati eto garbo kore, kintu 
onektai boka, dakkhin bharatiya der 
theke shekha uchit, kibhabhe ulte 
dite hoy, jaate na hoy nongra RAJNITI.
Nandigram e, je here gache, 
se abaar laagate chaiche 
Nandigram e AAGOON; 
ebaar kintu Bangaboomi r janagan, 
oi Kalighat er kaata ghaa e bhalo 
kore chetaabe TATA company r NOON.'"- Arindam Sain

RR QUALIFIED FOR THE NEXT ROUND BY DEFEATING RCB BY 4 WICKETS ON 22.05.2024 !!!

"Rovman took it, even 
if the catch was LOW;
Trent gave RCB, the 
first big BLOW.
Virat fell in Chahal's trap, 
after the POWERPLAY;
Ashwin hunted Green and Maxwell, 
a comeback indeed, one must SAY.
Despite being expensive, Avesh ended 
up at his bowling figure of 44/3;
in the total score of 172, the highest 
contributor is Kohli with his 33.
Jaiswal was sent back to 
the pavilion by GREEN;
Sanju made a blunder 
and got out at his 17.
The match looked evenly 
poised when RR lost 3 
wickets at the score of 86;
before being bowled 
out by Siraj, the Mr. Riyan 
scored a valuable 36.
Hetmyer and Powell made it 
look so easy and RR 
qualified in the next ROUND; 
by defeating RCB by 4 wickets 
on 22.05.2024 at the 
Narendra Modi GROUND."- Arindam Sain

THAT'S WHY WE SAY, THAT IN SOME CASES, A WHORE IS BETTER THAN A NON WORKING WIFE !!!

"MALE LAWYER: 'Nowadays, 
the Judges of Lower Courts lack 
so much modern law KNOWLEDGE; 
all those such 'good for nothing' old 
judges must take voluntary retirement, 
everyone must ACKNOWLEDGE.
Those types of Judges 
ask the lawyers about the 
recent laws AMENDMENT;
as if he/she has become a 
Judge to become a subject of 
fun, comedy or ENTERTAINMENT.
The non working Hindu 

girls are fully utilizing 

the loopholes of the 

Hindu Marriage ACT;

these married girls are filing 

false domestic violence cases and 

then begging for money in courts, 

what an easy business, it is, in FACT.'

FEMALE LAWYER: 'Yeah, that's 

why, we say, that some cases, 

a whore is far better than 

a non working WIFE;

because a whore will take her 

money for that much time spent 

only, and will not blackmail her 

clients for their entire LIFE.
Recently, we saw a case in 

Kolkata, where a married 

boy gunned down his wife 

and his mother-in-LAW;
as for 6 years, the corrupted Judge 

was taking bribes and was stretching 

the divorce case unnecessarily, 

it is also a Court's FLAW.
In West Bengal, we are bloody 

fools basically to give those 

corrupted judges and heinous 

cops, even a little bit of RESPECT; 
if a Judge of lower court doesn't 

obey the orders of the High Court, 

then that Judge must be replaced 

with immediate EFFECT.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 8 WICKETS AGAINST SRH ON 21.05.2024 TO BECOME THE 1ST FINALIST OF TATA IPL 2024 !!!

"Toss was won by PAT; 
and he decided to BAT.
Head got bowled out at ZERO; 
as Mitchell emerged as the HERO.
What a catch taken by RUSSELL; 
as a result, Abhishek's wicket FELL.
Nitish departed as the catch 
was taken by GURBAZ;
Starc stormed in to 
bowled out SHAHBAZ.
Klaasen was about 
to rule like a KING;
but, a cool catch was 
taken by Rinku SINGH.
Tripathi had a confusion
at the partner's running CALL;
and had to go back to the pavilion
as Andre quickly threw the BALL.
Cummins played the 
captain's knock of 30; 
to win the match, the 
target for KKR was 160.
As usual, Narine 
looked AGGRESSIVE; 
but, Rahamanullah 
was also IMPRESSIVE.
On 21.05.2024, Venkatesh 
said, 'yeh dil maange MORE'; 
Shreyas said, 'Carry on, I am going 
to chase down your individual SCORE.
Winning by 8 wickets, KKR 
qualified as the first FINALIST; 
SRH will get another chance, let 
us see if there will be any TWIST."- Arindam Sain

'MAY I HELP YOU' AI ROBOTS MUST RESPOND TO THE INITIAL LEVEL PHONE CALLS !!!

"LADY HR MANAGER: 'We are 
getting lots of escalations, 
and they all are WOMEN; 
it is a very competitive environment, 
to bring in more business, be 
flexible, don't be so selective, MAN.'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'Maybe, 
some beautiful women have complained 
as I tried hard to sell our products by 
saying that they are smart and BEAUTIFUL;
see, while marketing any product, I cannot 
talk like a rough old sarpanch of khap 
panchayat, I have to talk with a nice smile, 
cool words and I must look CHEERFUL.'

LADY HR MANAGER: 'Show me a 
woman who doesn't want to hear that she 
is looking beautiful, the escalation came 
from the women whom you are IGNORING;
I understand, your marketing strategy is to 
target the rich women, but, when you are 
sitting on that seat, you must give 
equal time to everyone, like any KING.
A lady customer can call you anytime, 
as she can have several queries about 
our products, but, you cannot play 
the game of 'Block BLOCK';
respond to their calls even if they call you 
at odd hours, even if she is not a potential 

customer for you, now, to all those 
mobile numbers, you just UNLOCK.
In any poor family, the poor 
women as respective 
housewives have huge IMPACT; 
whatever they say regarding money 
or golden jewellery, their respective 
husband obey them, that is a FACT.

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'See, time 
is money, and we don't waste time on 
that customer where we will not earn 
anything by doing any INVESTMENT;
bring in the concept of 'May I Help You' 
AI robot in our organization, who will 
respond to the initial level calls, it is just 
a suggestion to our top MANAGEMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

HETHAY HAASTE NEI KO MAANA; KHAAI SITABHOG KHAAO MIHIDAANA !!!

"Uff ki garam poreche, 
hocchena ektu o BRISTI;
taate ki, tumi rakho 
tomaar mukh taa ke MISTI.
Hethay haaste nei ko MAANA;
khaao Sitabhog, khaao MIHIDAANA.
Akash er dike cheye dyakho SAKHI;
furfure mon e, urrey jaaye kato PAKHI.
Hoye naako DUKHI;
thaako sarbada SUKHI.
Ateet ke ki aar jaaye go BHOLA;
tobu o rakho mon er oi jaanla KHOLA.
Thik aase boiki furfure thanda BATAASH;
niye kichu megh aar bristi r ABHAASH.
Bristi jakhan pore 
taapur TUPUR;
Mayur bhabhe, 'ki bhalo ee na hoto, 
jodi aami porte paartam NUPUR'.
Writu r mato ee badlaaye 
maanush er jeevan er NIYATI;
keyu paaye sathik upodesh, aabaar 
kaarur maatha e dhore BHIMRATI.
Golokdnhaada ei JIVAN;
kothao Ram, toh kothao RAAVAN.
Ei rangeen duniya e, duto 
rang bote, oi saada o KAALO;
hey mor sakhi, jekhanei thako, 
theko jano BHAALO."- Arindam Sain

PYAR HEE TOH HAIN, KHAALI ROOP BADALTI HAIN, KABHI RADHA TOH KABHI MEERA !!!

"Koyle ke khaan mein 
milta hain HEERA; 
pyar hee toh hain, khaali roop badalti 
hain, kabhi Radha toh kabhi MEERA. 
Yeh mohabbat ki raat khatam na 
ho, naa aaye kaal ki SAVERA; 
naagin kahe, 'itni jaldi na jaao, aur 

naachao mujhko, aye mere SAPERA'.

Ishq karna bhi ek nasha hain, jish 
mein ek baar agar ho jaao CHUR; 
toh bahut muskil hain rahena, 
apni mohabbat se DUR.
Zaroori nahi hain ki, 
har ishq ho AASAAN;
kambhakt Ishq hain yeh, 
nahi hain koi AIHESAAN.
Yeh mohabbat ho bhi sakti 
hain hawaa ka JHOKHA; 
yeh mohabbat kabhi yunhi 
de sakti hain DHOKA.
Phir bhi mausam ki tarah, yeh pyar 

aati hain, badal ke apni roop aur RANG; 
le ke nayi umeed, ullas, 
urjaa aur UMANG."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 18 RUNS AGAINST MI ON 11.05.2024 !!!

"It became a game of 16 
overs a side due to RAINFALL; 
Shreyas don't mind 
losing the toss at ALL. 
Thusara really knows how 
to take the wicket of SALT; 
Bumrah got a gift indeed as 
it was completely Sunil's FAULT. 
On 11.05.2024, Anshul 
bowled out Shreyas IYER; 
but, once again, it was a good 

knock against MI by Venkatesh IYER.

By a good throw, Tilak 
got rid of NITISH; 
but, due to Ramandeep, Rinku and 
Russell, KKR had a decent FINISH.
The way Ishan Kishan started for MI, 
it looked as if MI is on the driver SEAT;
but, Sunil Narine knows 
how to cool down the HEAT.
Just after that dismissal, 
as if the KKR bowlers tasted 
the first blood like any TIGER; 
Chakravarthy alone sent back Rohit 
and Hardik to the pavilion as in his 
belly, there was so much HUNGER.
Both Tilak and Naman 
kept on FIGHTING; 
and till the second last over, the 
match was so INTERESTING.
Though Harshit was expensive 
earlier, but, still, for bowling the last 
over, Shreyas had full CONFIDENCE;
KKR won by 18 runs, as by taking 2 
wickets in the last over, Harshit once 
again showed his core COMPETENCE."- Arindam Sain

AAJKAL KE ZAMAANE MEIN, KYA RAKHA HAIN UPNAAM MEIN !!!

"Yeh gaadi na rukegi, 
khuda ka WAASTA; 
khub chalegi, chahe jitni bhi 
lambi kyon na ho yeh RAASTA. 
Hamare liye tumhari yeh 
pyar nahi hain itna SASTA; 
khidki se kud ke, chhup chhup ke dene 
aaye hain yeh phool o ka GULDASTA.
Yeh hain saccha PYAR; 
yeh todegi sab DEEWAR.
Aajkal ke zamaane mein, kya 
rakha hain upnaam mein, 
samajhta nahi hain tumhre PAPA; 
kahan likha hain ki, 'Chopra' khandaan ki 
ladki se shaadi nahi kar sakte hain hum, 
kyon ki mera upnaam hain 'CHINAPPA'.
Ek 'Office Training Tour' kahe ke nikal 
padho, kar lenge shaadi doosre jagah 
pe, manaa bhi lenge 'Suhaag RAAT'; 
jab dulhan hee bhaag jaayegi, toh woh 
tumhre papa ke dost ka ladka kaise 
laayega yahan tak apni BARAAT."- Arindam Sain

SRH THRASHED LSG BY 10 WICKETS ON 08.05.2024 !!!

"Pat Cummins wanted a birthday gift 
on 08.05.2024 as he is the SRH KING.
The catch taken by Nitish and Sanvir 
respectively was just OUTSTANDING; 
de Kock came back in the LSG 
team, but, could only score 2;
what a bowling spell by 
Bhuvneshwar to end up at 12/2.
Due to Nitish, the Mr.Pooran 
missed half a ton by just 
2 runs, but, Badoni scored 55;
SRH team has improved a lot in 
the fielding department and as 
a result, restricted LSG to 165.
Just hang on, in 
Hyderabad, it was time 
for more ENTERTAINMENT;
as the SRH opening 
batters literally toyed with 
the LSG bowling DEPARTMENT.
Due to 'Travis Typhoon' and 
'Sharma Storm', SRH won by 10 
wickets, though, by Yash, that 
catch should have been TAKEN;
As if Travis said to Abhishek, 'go 
past my individual score of you can', 
and in that process, it looked as 
if they were playing T-10."- Arindam Sain

THIK BRISTI R ROOP NIYE FIREY FIREY AASE, JAKHAN EE SUKIYE JAAYE PUKUR !!!

"Ratnakar dasyu gelen 
bodle, likhlen 'Ramayan', 
hoye giye VALMIKI; 
ebaar ei 'Valmiki Pratibha' 
naatak ta, ke likhechilen, 
seta apnara jaanen KI ?
Maa Kali r bhakto noy, Valmiki 
takhan hoye gechilen 
Maa Saraswati r BHAKTO;
'Valmiki Pratibha' r Valmiki 
charitre abhinoy kora ta onaar 
kache chilona khub ekta SHAKTO.
'Bidhir baadhan kaatbe tumi, emon 
shaktiman', ei naao, 'Knighthood' rakho 
tomader kache, e jano ek kalanker DAAG;
teeni ee eibhabhe gorje uthechilen, jakhan 

katogulo nispaap niriho maanush er hatya 
r aagun e jwalchilo 'JALIANWALABAGH'.
'Bajrashikha e, ek 
palak e miliye 
diley saada KAALO'; 
Albert Einstein o sedin bujhlen, je 'ei 
prithibi biggyan er noy, biggyansammato 
maanush er, taai toh ei prithibi eto BHALO.'
Takhan kaar din e, erokom ee 
hoto, maatro noy bachor boyesh 
ei, biye korechilen BHABATARINI; 
Oi Marathi Atmaram kanya Anna r mato 
hoyto uni hote paaren ni, kintu tobu o onaar 
swami onaar naam dilen, 'MRINALINI'.
Odike Kadambari Devi uplobdhi 
korechilen, je prem jamon modhur, 
thik tamon ee jwaalaye AAGUN; 
thik jamon aase grisyer daabdaaho 
ebong kaalbaisakhi jharh, 
jakhan chole jaaye FAAGUN.
Jwal ee jeeban aar prem 
holo jwal er mato, thik bristi 
r roop niye firey firey aase, 
jakhan ee sukiye jaaye PUKUR;
taai prakriti r theke, 'subho sundar 
kaal e, saajo saajo naba saaj e', ei 
katha tee uplobdhi korechilen Kabiguru 

'Rabindranath THAKUR'."- Arindam Sain

KKR THRASHED LSG BY 98 RUNS ON 05.05.2024 !!!

"By Salt and Sunil, what a 
speedy start it has BEEN; 
but, Salt got hunted with a 
slower ball delivery by NAVEEN.
On 05.05.2024, at Lucknow, 
Sunil was just UNSTOPPABLE; 
and Raghuvanshi at the other 
end, kept KKR innings STABLE.
Out of all the LSG bowlers, 
only Ravi Bishnoi kept KKR 
batters somewhat TIGHT; 
and he got the wicket of 
Sunil Narine as the timing of 
that particular shot was not RIGHT. 
Both Phil and Angkrish scored 
32 runs each and Sunil missed 
a ton just by NINETEEN;
KKR innings became slightly 
slowish, as both Russell and Rinku 
became the victims of NAVEEN.
The score of KKR 
suddenly raced to 235; 
due to Ramandeep's 
6 balls knock of 25.
KKR strikes early 
as Ramandeep took 
an outstanding CATCH; 
both Rahul and Stoinis of LSG 
made it look, that it will be a 
very competitive MATCH.
KL Rahul could have been 
quite sensible to stay at 
the crease for LONG; 
then came Andre Russell to tell 
both Stoinis and Pooran that the
KKR bowling unit is quite STRONG.
KKR won by 98 runs, and 
both Harshit and Chakravarthy
bagged 3 wickets EACH; 
after the dismissal of Nicholas, both 
Turner and Badoni did realize that 
the target is out of their REACH."- Arindam Sain

KKR DEFEATED MI IN MUMBAI AFTER A LONG WAIT OF 12 YEARS BY 24 RUNS ON 03.05.2024 !!!

"On 03.05.2024, at Wankhede
stadium, the KKR batsmen 
were in a mood to EXPEDITE; 
but, Nuwan Thushara kept on hunting 
as the 'Lasith Malinga style action' 
bowling is sometimes so ELITE.
Yes, he is 'Manish Pandey', 
how can you forget this NAME; 
as he made a huge impact while 
playing his first IPL 2024 GAME.
Despite the 'Bumrah Bombardment', 
MI had to chase 170; 
as Manish contributed 42 
and Venkatesh alone scored 70.
Mitchell Starc abided by the theory, 
'Offense is the best DEFENCE;
the wicket of Ishan Kishan gave Starc, 
the much required SELF-CONFIDENCE.
KKR has a good 
bowling unit TOO; 
both Sunil and Chakravarthy 
finished their bowling spell at 22/2.
Andre not only hunted Hardik but also 
made Suryakumar, his second VICTIM; 
the match drifted towards KKR 
when Mitchell got rid of TIM.
In the slog overs, Wasim Akram 
used to bowl low full TOSS; 
and then used to come back with 
an yorker to become the big BOSS. 
Starc bowled like Wasim Akram 
and wrapped up MI's innings by 
finishing his bowling spell at 33/4;
after a long wait of 
12 years, KKR defeated 
MI in Mumbai by 24."- Arindam Sain

THEIR JOB IS TO ACCESS SECRET INFORMATION, DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, AS THEY MAY LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'They know 
who you guys are, and want to 
know what and how much secret 
information you guys have GOT; 
before becoming a victim of 
'Honeytrap', like one of your colleagues, 
it is better to confirm with us, whether 
the female profile is authentic or NOT.'

INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'Suddenly, 
why are you guys so concerned 
about this ASPECT; 
is there anyone hiding around 
and operating from the backend, 
whom you guys SUSPECT. 
Just tell us, we will 
get back to WORK; 
don't underestimate 
our secret NETWORK.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Why suddenly 
so many girls are contacting you guys
and flirting, you must UNDERSTAND;
try to ignore them as much as 
you can, be tough, as usual you 
are, don't change your STAND.
This is election time, 
some of these girls 
can be HARMFUL; 
their job is to access secret 
information, don't get carried away, 
as they may look so BEAUTIFUL.'"- Arindam Sain

THE WEST BENGAL GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN TOO CRUEL ON 'MOTHER NATURE', AND THIS IS OUR BAD FATE !!!

"TEACHER: 'When you cleared IBSAF 
in 2006, you were asked to join IBS, 
Chennai, but, you didn't come HERE; 
you made a request that as the climate 
of Chennai is very hot, so, you want to 
join IBS, Kolkata, so you stayed THERE.
Again, Canara Bank gave you 

a transfer posting at Chennai 

in the year of 2012 in their 
Accounts DEPARTMENT; 
but, by showing the same reason, you 
resigned, to join Allahabad Bank, and 
you also didn't accept the IBPS 2012 
Indian Bank's 'Letter of APPOINTMENT'.
I have been living in Chennai since 
2021, and in this year of 2024, 
now, see the fun, BOY;
here the temperature is 
lesser than the temperature 
at the 'City of JOY';
many times, I have told all 
my students that, 'Face the 
problems, don't run AWAY; 
because these problems will 
chase you, so, you have to find 
a solution on your own WAY.''

STUDENT: 'Actually Sir, the greed 
factor of promoters, KMC officials, 
politicians have completely 
ruined the Kolkata CLIMATE;
why only in Kolkata, in the entire 
West Bengal, the state government 
has been too cruel on 'Mother 
Nature', and this is our bad FATE.
In schools or colleges of West Bengal, 
regarding the 'Save Nature' and 'Go 

Green' campaign, no initiative has been 
taken for creating social AWARENESS; 

the people and politicians have become 
greedy, if 'Mother Nature' hits back once 
out of anger, all are gone, what will you 
do with your black money or BUSINESS.
The Election campaign is going on, 
at least, wherever these politicians go 
for the campaign, they must plant 
more trees, to save our PLANET;
Look at the European nations, how 
they are fighting against 'Global 
Warming' and 'Pollution', we must learn 
about those things through INTERNET."- Arindam Sain