GYAN ARJAN KORTE HOLE, PORTEI HOBE BHALO KORE PROTYEKTA BISHOY R PAATHYA PUSTAK !!!

"JHUMJHUM: 'Master mashai, 100 
kilogram hole, tobei ki hoy 1 QUINTAL; 
shunlam kon ekta dam theke 
naaki jwal chereche GATOKAAL.'

JOGESHWAR: 'Haan jwal chereche, 
tobe Cusec e, Quintal e NOY;
1 Cusec jwal chhara maane, praaye proti 
second e, 28.32 litre jwal chara HOY.'

JHUMJHUM: 'Accha master mashai, 
dnhoya r rang dekhe ki bojha jaaye, 
kaarkhana e ki hocche TAIRI;
kato ki dekhi edik odik, mon e onek 
prashno jaage, kato kichu jinish er 
byapare ami kichui jaanina MAAIRI'.

JOGESHWAR: 'Gyan arjan korte hole, 
portei hobe bhalo kore protyekta 
bishoy r paathya PUSTAK;
pora e toh toder mon nei, sudhu khaali 
mobile phone e video game khelis 
aar vidyalay teh ese koris BAKBAK.'"- Arindam Sain

PRASHASHAK JODI HOY MITHYABAADI; TAHOLE TOH PRATIDIN EE BAARBE EK TA EK TA KORE PRATIBAADI !!!

"Prashashak jodi 
hoy MITHYABAADI: 
tahole toh pratidin ee baarbe 
ek ta ek ta kore PRATIBAADI.
Ora o toh chotobela theke kheye 
eseche TATA company r NOON; 
tahole TATA ke kano korlo tata bye bye, 
aasole prashasan e dhoreche GHOON.
Humki diye chaalano 
jaayena PRASHAASAN;
prashasak er prasroy peyeche bolei na 
dik e dik e atyachaar korche DUSSHASAN.
Sadharan maanush raajkar daye boleyi 
kintu fnaaka hoye jaayena oi RAJKOSH;
othocho police aar prashasan debena 
kono pariseva, taai baarche JANAROSH.
'Abhaya' kaando r 
hocchena kono BICHAAR; 
othocho dik e dik e 
berei choleche ATYACHAAR.
Aar jwolche na mombaati, ebaare 
jwolche pratibaad er MASHAAL;
sundar pariseva o bybohaar taa ee mon 
e thake, oi godi thakena CHIRAKAAL."- Arindam Sain

AAR DAL BATI CHURMA NOY, EENA RA EKHAN MAACH BHAATH KHAAN !!!

"BABLOO: 'Kolkata r lokjon bhool 
korena, jakhan kore 'Sainthia' 
(সাঁইথিয়া) r UCCHARAN; 
kintu 'Sain' (সাঁই) shabdo taar 
uccharan taa bhool kore 
fale, janina er ki KAARAN.'

BABOOL: 'Tobe ei 'Sain' (সাঁই)
bangsho kintu Shridi Sainbaba 
(সাঁইবাবা) r bhakto NOY; 
kintu 'Ugra Kshatriya' kano 
bola hoye eder ke, jaante hole, 
ektu itihaas er paata oltaate HOY.'

BABLA: 'Alwar er, ubhay 'Saini' o 

'Sain' (সাঁই) e ra chilo Maharana 

Pratap er aamole r SAINIK;
tarpor Benaras aar Patna 
hoye, Paschimbanga teh 
choriye porlo edik ODIK.'

BALA: 'Patna theke dui 
bhaag hoye, ekta gosthi 
dhuklo Medinipur aar ekta 
gosthi dhuklo BARDHAMAN; 
praaye 100 bachor dhore ei Rajput ra 
achen Bangabhoomi teh, taai hoyeche 
Bangaali, aar dal bati churma noy, eena 
ra ekhan sabai maach bhaath KHAAN.'"- Arindam Sain

WHEN YOU LISTEN TO YOUR HEART, YOU NEVER KNOW, ANYTIME ANYWHERE YOU CAN CREATE ANY MAGIC !!!

"PUNJABI: 'There is nothing 

more delicious in life than those 

mouth watering chicken DISHES;

I agree that you guys belong to the 

coastal areas, that's why, your taste buds 

are always so fond of so many FISHES.'

BENGALI: 'Those who eat fish like 

me, always have a smart BRAIN;

you are like 'Simran' of DDLJ, always 

running to board the romantic TRAIN.'

PUNJABI: 'It proves that 

we have a good heart and 

we are always OPTIMISTIC;

life becomes boring as your 

brain is too smart to always 

make you think REALISTIC'.

BENGALI: 'That's why, I selected you 

only as my better half, because your 

romantic heart can defy any LOGIC;

when you listen to your heart, you 

never know, anytime anywhere you 

can create any MAGIC.'"- Arindam Sain

GADI CHAARO EBAAR; PAALA BADAL ER SAMAY ESECHE ABAAR !!!

"2011 saal theke sudhu 

shunchi oi shilanyas er ee GALPO; 

Spain e giye ke jano bollo 'Salboni', 
koi tobu elo na toh kono SHILPO.
Takhan kaar din e, keu Calcutta 
University theke 70 percent pele, 
loofe nito je kono SANSTHA; 
aar ekhan sabai 90 percent paaye, 
othocho competitive parikkha e golla 
paaye, eto taa ee kharap ABOSTHA.
Takhan kaar din e, chor dakaat ra Police 
ke bhoy peto bole, sadharan maanush 
kintu Police der ke dito onek SAMMAN;
ekhan toh Police er theke chor e der kadar 
beshi, emon hoyeche ei samaaj, Police 
der ke sahyo korte hoy kato APOMAAN.
Nichu sthar er class e, English 
na poraano ta chilo Baam 
shaasan er ekta baro BHOOL; 
onek Bangla medium chaatro raa IIT 
parikkha pass koreche, eto taa ee bhalo 
chilo sarkari Bangla medium SCHOOL.
Takhan kintu 
reetimato korte 
hoto PORASHONA; 
shikkhak shikkika ra bolei 
diten, 'Pora pore naa aasle, 
aar class er bhitore ESONA'.
Takhan kaar din er class 8 
pass kora lokjon koreche 
je gyan ARJAN;
ekhan kaar graduate pass kora chhatro 
chaatri der seyi gyaan neyi, emon ki 
'Bangaaliyana' ke o diyeche BISARJAN.
Sarkari school e takhan 
kono kharcha ee 
laagto na PRAAYE; 
emni ee nije theke school e chole 
jeto sabai, ekhan toh 'Mid day Meal' 
khaowaa r lobh ei school e JAAYE.
Shikkhak Shikkika raa baari r 
kachakachi r kono school ei korten 
chaakri, chilo onek DWAAITYO; 
aar jehetu pass fail chilo, school gulo r 
moddhe pratiyogita chilo, taai unaara 
protyek bishoy diten samaan GURUTTWO.
Jataytaat e o bisesh khorcha 
hoto na, Bus ebong Tram er 

jonno chilo je 'Student PASS'; 
aar paribahan byabostha o 
chilo durdaanto, ghano ghano 
chilo laal rang er sarkari BUS.
School jabaar samay sarkari 
bus er dorja e moja kore 
jhule jhule JAAOWA; 
aar baari ferbaar samay 
tram e bose, bhalo ee laagto 
khete thanda HAAOWA.
Jei na dhakka 
khelo 'TATA';
pooro rajyer shilpo 
teh elo BNHAATA.
'Calcutta Tram Company' r 

chilo takhan ki daarun pariseva, 

jakhan khamota e chilo 'BAAM'; 
ekhan emon prashasan, je Kolkata r maan 

samman toh gacheyi, oitihaasik oithiyo 
taa o galo, bandho hoye galo TRAM.
Eto sundar swasthyo byabostha 
ekhan ei rajye, je saarbei naa 
apnaar kono BYAMO;
raakh bhai toder oi sathihaara 
card, chollum bhai Vellore e, oder 
satyi ee ki sundar PARIKHATAMO.
Etodin tobu o Bangaali jaati 
sahyo kore nilo, ki dhoirjyoshakti 
ache tahole BHAABOON; 
tobe ei 'Abhaya' kaando 
kintu choriye dilo 
kaata ghaa e NOON.
Aagun er fulki teh diyeche 
phoo, daau daau kore jwolche 
aagun, charidik UTTAAL;
gorje uthlo Bangaali jaati, Royal Bengal 
Tiger er mato, paal tola nouko kore elo 
kato praatibaadi, jwollo kato MASHAAL.
Rakkhak ee jakhan Bhakkak, 
takhan khamotachyuto 
kore deowaa ee BHALO;
jato ee baro hok na kano 
surango, taar thik sesh praanto 
teh giye, dekha jaaye asha r AALO.
Baarota toh baajiyei 
cherecho, gadi chaaro EBAAR;
itihaas er punarabritti ghote boiki, 
paala badal er samay eseche ABAAR."- Arindam Sain

KAHE KI HEY, EI KANYA; PRAKRITI NAHE, MANUSYA JAATI KORIYACHE EI BANYA !!!

"KELTU: 'Kahe ki 
hey, ei KANYA;
prakriti nahe, manusya 
jaati koriyaache ei BANYA.
Ektu na hoy dhukiyache jwal, 
jaaye toh naahi kahaar o PRAAN;
chahiya dekhiyacho ki, je nouka 
koriya aasiteche banya r TRAAN.'

PALTU: 'Tui je 
dekhchi amader ke 
besh bhalo ee HASAALI; 
orrey chalti bhasha r sathe 
sadhu bhasha meshaale, sei 
dosh ke bole, 'GURUCHANDAALI'.
Taah jwal toh aar chhara jaayena 
jatokkhon na rajya sarkar er kichu 
aamla dicche taader SAKKHAR;
se bodhoy bhabche, je vidyalay 
gulo e pass fail neyi bole, 
sabai ekdom NIRAKKHAR'.

BILTU: 'Sei 2011 saal, 

aar ekhan 2024 SAAL;
kothay ki masterplan, ek 
ee rakam roye gache GHATAL.
Paschimbanga r janagan 
koreche je BHOOL; 
aaj dite hocche 
taar ee MAASOOL.'

LALTU: 'Paschimbanga r charidike 
sudhu hataasha aar HAHAKAAR; 
duskriti raa prokasye atyachaar kore, 
police o prashasan ekdom NIRBIKAAR.
Saamnei Durga Pujo, oi 
Durga Pujo e sab kichu 
bhule jaabe 'BANGAALI'; 
abar kono 'Abhaya' r dharshan 
o nrishangso hatyaleela ghotbe, 
ei jaati ta royeyi jaabe KANGAALI.."- Arindam Sain

MAKE THEM FEEL THAT THEY ARE NOT WORKING WHILE SITTING INSIDE A CAGE !!!

"PROFESSIONAL: 'Are we becoming 
too obsessed with 'Rat RACE'; 
are we not feeling exhausted 
after running at a great PACE ?'

PSYCHOLOGIST: 'In this world 
of cut throat competition, the 
high expectations by the 
management often leads to STRESS; 
but, the majority of us get trapped 
because all organizational systems are 
not equipped with smart, streamlined 
and synchronised PROCESS.'

PROFESSIONAL: 'Well, in this regard, 
you cannot blame the management also, 
as they have to survive in the BUSINESS;
but, yes, it is also true that management 
often forgets to focus on two keywords, 

'Efficiency' and 'EFFECTIVENESS'.'

PSYCHOLOGIST: 'In this 
modern world, be it in any 
firm of any NATION; 
employees feel demotivated 
if you don't provide them a 
personal space for INNOVATION.
On the internet, employees of different 
firms are interacting with each other 
through any professional social MEDIA;
when they are discussing any topic, 
they are asking each other, 'Just 
share your opinion or IDEA'.
So, after the discussion, the 
pros and cons of their respective
employer, they can easily RELATE;
More often, HR guys don't take 
feedback from employees and ultimately 
attrition steps in as it becomes too LATE.'

PROFESSIONAL: 'To make a 
smart and simple system, 
emphasis to be given 
on 'Employee ENGAGE'; 
start an 'Innovative Idea' competition to 
accept the best ideas and reward those 

employees to make them feel that they are 
not working while sitting inside a CAGE.'"- Arindam Sain

KICHU TOH GOLMAAL ACHEI ACHE, NOILE LIVE STREAMING KORTE KANO PACCHE ETO BHOY !!!

"SHIVANI: 'Era kothakar murkho 

re, aajkal toh Supreme Court er 

case e o toh live streaming HOY;
kichu toh golmaal achei 
ache, noile live streaming 
korte kano pacche eto BHOY.'

SHARVANI: 'Onekdin aagei eCommittee 
gothito hoyeche, ebong live streaming 
e, je kono case e, swacchota THAAKE; 
ekhaane sab kichu tei kano eto 
lukochuri, kano swacchota thakbena, 
tahole ki shaak diye maach DHAAKE.'

SHRAAVANI: 'Janagan vote diyeche 
bolei na, ora peyeche 5 bachor er jonno 
ekta chuktibhittik chaakri, tahole 
kano debena ora swaccho PARISEBA;
kono ghatona ghotlei, seta tuccho, dustu 
chele ra naaki dustumi korbei, amader tax 
er paisa e oder maaine diye ki laabh, ora 
toh apodharto, aar seje thaake BOBA.'

SHIVARANJANI: 'Sab kshetre 
ee jodi hoy eto DURNITI; 
tahole prashashak hisebe dokkhota 
ki roilo, ki baa roilo taader KERAMATI.
Sadharan maanush er khobh er kaaron 
ei taai, je kano taara duskriti baa 
aparadhi der ke eto daaye PRASROY;
rakkhak ee jodi bhakkak hoye jaaye, 
tahole toh je kono sadharan maanush 
er jonno eta ekta duschinta r BISHOY.'"- Arindam Sain

EBAAR PADOTYAAG DIK !!!

"MADHULEKHA: 'Pooro aporadh taa 
ee jakhan ekdom PRAATISTHAANIK; 
aar kano, chole jaak Bangladesh
e, ebaar padotyaag DIK.'

MADHULIKA: 'Katogulo deshodrohi ke 
ei Bharat theke taarate hobe TARATARI;
nijeder paa e nijera ee kurul mere, 
korche lafalafi aar BARABARI.'

MALAVIKA: 'Osob Kangaaldesh er 
Kangaal gulo r katha baad daao, 
Farakka r jwal chaarlei jaabe DOOBE;
nehaat Bharat onek udaar bole, 
ekhano oi Kangaal gulo bneche ache, 
noile kharkuto r mato urrey jeto KOBE.'

MANJULIKA: 'Oi bhikhari desh er 
katha baad daao, boli Paschimbanga 
te o toh hocche naari der 
opor nirmam ATYACHAAR;
seshmesh ki protyek ta naari 
ke Maa Durga baa Maa Kali r 
roop dhaaron korte hobe naaki, 
pete 'Abhaya' r BICHAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

EI APODHARTO GULO KE NIYOG KORLO KAARA !!!

"LALOO: 'Chair e bose, khaini 
khete khete ghumiye pore, 
era naaki debe raat PAHAARA;
naamei security guard, era thaaka aar 
naa thaaka samaan, amra jaante chaai, je 
ei apodharto gulo ke niyog korlo KAARA.'

KALOO: 'Ei kodin aage, ekta maataal 
thik dhore felechilo ekta chichke chor ke, 
oi bole na, jaat e maataal, taal e THIK; 
ami kato gheu gheu korlaam, ei 
security guard gulo ekbaar beriye 
ese dekhlo ee naa edik ODIK.'

DHABALI: 'Maanush kintu ek ta ghatona r 
bichaar hocchena bole, pratibaad korche 
sanghabaddho hoye, eta ee toh CHAAI;
elaaka e kono annyay kaaj hote dekhle, 
sabai ke satarka korbaar jonno, amra o 
jano sangabaddho hoye CHECHAAI.'"- Arindam Sain

DEKHAIYACHE TOMARE JAAHA; TUMI KANO SUDHU DEKHIBE TAAHA !!!

"GOYENDA: 'Dekhaiyache 
tomare JAAHA; 
tumi kano sudhu 
dekhibe TAAHA.'

LEKHAK: 'Ami o toh 
bhabchilam TAAI; 
satyi ee, telepathy r 
jor ache MASHAAI.'

SAHAKARI GOYENDA: 'Jato baro 
ee aporadhi hok na kano, koreche 
nischoi kono na kono BHOOL; 
haath er chhaap mooche dile o, 
emon o hote paare, je kothao 
hoyto pore royeche ekta CHOOL.'

GOYENDA: 'Shorshe r moddhei 
royeche bhoot, taai hoyto
laagche eto SAMOY; 
sadharan maanush jon kintu chaarbena, er 
sesh dekhei chaarbe, thik bichaar chiniye 
nebe, taai aporadhi raa peyeche BHOY.'"- Arindam Sain

GAJANAN EBONG GANAPATI HOLEN GOURIPUTRA GANESH !!!

"Nandi je ekdum 
Prabhu BHAKTO; 
taai taar pokkhe kathin dwaar 
prahari hoya chilo khub SHAKTO.
Taai nijei tairi korlen 
Ganesh ebong taate dilen 
praan, swayang Devi PARVATI;
kintu ki sanghaatik kaando, 
bhetore dhukte dayeni bole, Ganesh 
er mundu dilen kete onaar PATI.
Hey Mahadev, korechen 
marattok BHOOL,
nijer ee putra r dike 
churey maarlen TRISHUL.
Jaao Nandi jaao, niye eso seyi 
mundu, jeta dekhte paabe 
pratham e, hok se je kono PRAANI;
Gajasur er Gajamukh seyi samman 
pelo boiki, kaaron Shiv ee sei aashirvad 
diyechilen, seta amra sabai JAANI.
Ganapati ebong 
Gajanan holen 
Gouriputra GANESH; 
je kono devi devata r pujo r 
aage, korte hobe Ganesh er pujo, 
eta ee Mahadev er AADESH."- Arindam Sain

KHEPE ACHE GOTA PRITHIBI R SAMAGRA BANGAALI JAATI; AAR NOY, EBAAR BICHAAR CHAAI BICHAA, JWALAO MOMBAATI !!!

"GOYENDA: 'Amabasya r raat, 
charidike ghutghute ANDHAKAAR; 
ei shashaan e, kono awoaaz ee nei,
seaal gulo o aaj korchena CHITKAAR.
Apnar katha mato niye 
esechi ekti khaata aar KALAM;
ei chandal ee tahole aaj raat 
e hobe onaar MAADHYAM.'

TANTRIK: 'Khepe ache gota prithibi 
r samagra Bangaali JAATI;
aar noy, ebaar bichaar chaai 
bichaar, jwalao MOMBAATI.
Bhar korte daao onaake, oi 
chandaal er SHORIRE;
likhben uni thik ee oi 
khaata e, dheere DHEERE.'

LEKHAK: 'Bujhlen mashai, chole 
toh eloom apnaar sathe, jeh 
dekhte, eita thik kirokom HOY;
tobe aaj kintu Bhagaban Ram baa 
Bajrangbali r naam nitei hocche, 
satyi bolte ki, korche ektu ektu BHOY.'

SAHAKARI GOYENDA: 'Apnar 
bhoy nei, bhoy paoaar katha 
taar, jaar opor korben uni BHAR;
shorir theke beriye jabaar por 
kintu por er din or shorir e thakbe 

durbalota o haalka JWAR.'"- Arindam Sain

YOU JUST KEEP ON GIVING ME ANY BIG AMOUNT OF BRIBE; SO THAT ALL YOUR RICH CORRUPTED AND CRIMINAL CLIENTS CAN SURVIVE !!!

"CORRUPTED JUDGE: 'You just keep 
on giving me any big amount of BRIBE; 
so that all your rich corrupted and 
criminal clients can SURVIVE. 
India is such a funny country where 
you will hardly find any case against any 
corrupted Judge, as there is no strict LAW; 
I will keep on giving the hearing date 
after date, as in the Indian Judiciary 
system, this is the best FLAW.'

CORRUPTED LAWYER: 'Don't you worry 
at all, our rich clients will provide you 
all types of ENTERTAINMENT; 
you don't have to rely on 
the government pension 
also, after your RETIREMENT.
We have hardly seen any ED or Income 
Tax raids on any corrupted Judge for 
earning money in an illegal WAY; 
after retirement, buy a property in any 
foreign nation as from all these intelligence 

officers, you will be staying far AWAY.'"- Arindam Sain

AS YOU ARE ROWING IT UPSTREAM, TAKE YOUR TIME, BE STEADY AND SLOW !!!

"ASTROLOGER: 'After reading your palm, 
I predict that you will engage with a girl 
who is from some other NATION; 
but, if my prediction comes true, don't 
be in a hurry, as she may tempt you to 
go to a foreign place for a VACATION.
Don't start rowing the boat 
of romance in full FLOW;
as you are rowing it upstream, take 
your time, be steady and SLOW.'

COMMON MAN: 'Well, recently I 
started liking an air hostess of 
an international AIRLINES; 
though her father is of Indian 
origin but her mother's 
birthplace is in PHILIPPINES. 
You saw some of my photos 
with her in social MEDIA; 
now, I understand, how you are 
generating this type of weird IDEA.
I just wanted to know that after 
jumping to any other company, 
should I get at least 25 percent HIKE; 
but, how funny, you started 
predicting my personal life, 
which I generally DISLIKE.'"- Arindam Sain

KANO ETO NRISHANGSO HOLO SEI RAAT, ER PECHONE ROYECHE KAAR HAAT !!!

"BABLOO: 'Daktaar noy toh, jano DAKAAT,
manush er pratibaad ke bhabche UTPAAT;
kano eto nrishangso holo seyi RAAT,
er pechone royeche kaar HAAT.
Je sob puja committee nijeder 
paisa e korbe Durga PUJA; 
ekmatro seyi pandal gulo tei jaabo, 
manush ke boka banano, noy eto SOJA.'

BABOOL: 'Pratibaadi der ke maaine 
feraate bolche kalankito KANCHAN; 
orrey, tahole aagey feraate bol Sarada 
aar SSC durniti r kaalo GUPTADHAN.
Sadharan manush er thekei taaka 
loot kore dicche maasik BHAATA;
aar graam er boka mahila gulo bhabche 
je taara peyeche aarthik SWADHINATA.
Etodin hoye galo, taa 
o jodi naa hoy er BICHAAR;
tahole hotei thakbe naari 
der opor ATYACHAAR.'

BABLA: 'Humki dicche jeh, pratibaadi 
der naam e korbe FIR, bhabishyat 
naaki kore debe ANDHAKAAR; 
10 koti lok takhan rajneeti tei naambe, 
emon biplab shuru hobe, je maati 
teh pisey jaabe sab AHANKAAR.'

BALA: 'Ekhano toh sabai maath 
e naameni, opekkha e ache, je 
sathik bichaar hobe KOBE;
kintu jodi bichaar naa hoy, ei 
atyachaari duskriti raa nishabde 
kharkuto r mato urrey JAABE.'"- Arindam Sain

KI NRISHANGSO CHILO SEI RAAT; KI AMAANOBIK ATYACHAAR !!!

"LEKHAK: 'Bolen ki mashaai, 
highly suspicious, sesh e kina, 
jato dosh Nando GHOSH; 
tobe akash kintu pariskar 
noy, meghacchonno, kano ee 
baa eto fnhosh FNHOSH.'

GOYENDA: 'Uttarbanga theke 
Kolkata aasbaar jonno, kono night 
helicopter service nei NISCHOI; 
pooro prokriya taa ee chilo purbo 
porikolpito, kintu bhabte pareni, jeh 
eta niye charidike hobe eto HOICHOI. 
Ki nrishangso chilo sei raat, 
ki amaanobik ATYACHAAR; 
taai toh sadharan munush sabai miley 
nemeche path e, chaaite BICHAAR.'

SAHAKARI GOYENDA: 'Duskriti 
der diye bhangchur kore lopaat 
koreche onek PRAMAAN; 
bhoy peyeche jehetu sadharan manush 
sabai korche pratibaad, taai pratibaadi 
der dicche humki, korche ASAMMAN.
Kano doshi der ke bachaate chaiche, 
tahole ki koyek jon er kaan taanlei 
chole aasbe baro baro MATHA; 
eto ee baa bhoy kiser jonno, ekhane o ki 
cholto durniti, ebaar aar naatok noy, ebaar 
aar paa e noy, hoyeche hriday teh BYATHA.'"- Arindam Sain