TO PROVE THAT I AM GENUINE AND MY PROFILE IS AUTHENTIC, WHY SHOULD I WASTE ANY MONETARY AMOUNT !!!

"MARKETING PERSON: 'I have sent 
you a link, on it, you just CLICK; 
then after verification, your 
profile will get a blue TICK.
This blue tick will prove that 
your profile is AUTHENTIC; 
now pay us, select the payment 
system you want to PICK.'

COMMON MAN: 'Just hang on, 
why do I need to prove that 
this is my genuine ACCOUNT;
to prove that I am genuine and 
my profile is authentic, why should 
I waste any monetary AMOUNT.
You Americans are very smartly fooling 
the Indian users in the name of Blue 
Tick and Profile AUTHENTICITY;
why a person needs to prove his/her 
genuineness by paying American firm, 

it is surely a shrewd PUBLICITY.'"- Arindam Sain

MADHYABITTO DER MUKHE EKTU HOLE O FUTBE BOIKI HAASI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Peepilika r 
paakhna GAJAAYE;
tarpor ki jaani kothay 
je urrey JAAYE.
Je sudhu nongra rajneeti taa ee 
bojhe, paarivarik byabsaa taa ee bojhe, 
ebong kore sainik der ke APOMAAN; 
bujhte hobe, je taar ei desh ebong ei 
desh er janagan er proti neyi kono 
shraddha, bhalobasa o SAMMAN.'

BABOOL: 'Ei kolijoog e, maanush 
er charitra o hoyeche BHYAJAAL;
ke bhalo aar ke mando, seta jaante, 
ED ke o pete raakhte hoy MAYAJAAL.
Naam o toh nakal hotei paare, 
dekhe naao oita oirakam KINAA;
noile 'Love Jihad' er kheloyaar 
bole othe, 'Buddhu ban gayi HASINA'.'

BABLA: 'Emnitei toh 
ekhane shilpo bolte, 
oi chullu, chop aar BIRI;
Digha e gele toh aar seyi aasol 
Jagannath er darshan o paaben na, 
aar shunte o paaben na, 'DHAIKIRIKIRI'.'

BALA: 'Onek jinish er oporei 
komeche GST, madhyabitto der 
mukhe ektu hole o futbe boiki HAASI; 
kichu osudh o swasthya bima theke GST 
uthlo, tractor aar harvester er daam o 
kombe, upokrito hoben onek CHAASI.'"- Arindam Sain

SO MANY GIRLS ARE SO SHAMELESS !!!

"LADY POLICE: 'Nowadays, 
so many girls are just hungry 
for sex, sex and SEX;
in many cases, these girls after getting 
married to someone else, are caught red 
handed in any hotel room with her EX.
As it is a rule in India only that Adultery 
is not a crime, these girls are just 
making their husband, a SCAPEGOAT;
they are marrying any government servant 
or highly paid professional to use it like 
an ATM card and riding on another BOAT.'

FEMALE LAWYER: 'Even, on 
social media, so many 
girls are so SHAMELESS;

that they are almost exposing their 

private parts and they say that making 
hot reels is a lucrative BUSINESS.
Strict laws to be amended that for making 
all those bad content reels, no social media 

company should make any PAYMENT;

those reels which are vulgar and contain 
adult content should not be on any social 
media in the name of ENTERTAINMENT.'"- Arindam Sain