DURGA PUJO R SAMAY SABAI HOYE JAAYE SUDHUI BANGAALI !!!

"Raat er belaaye paal tolaa nouko teh jwaliye mashaal, 
dhorchish toraa chingri aar EELISH; 
toraai abaar football maath e giye, 
ghoti-bangaal er larai LORISH; 
Mohun Bagan aar East Bengal club e ekhan kotaa 
bangaali footballer khele boltey PAARISH; 
bartaman e koi ektaa o bikhyato 
bangaali striker er naam ki toraa JAANISH. 
Ghoti-bangaal er larai ekhan 
football maath ei hoyeche simito, 
kaaron ei notun prajanmer bangaali raa beshirbhaag ee BAATI; 
jatoi yuva bharati krirangan er saamne o bhetorey derby match 
er din hok maaramaari, Durga pujo r samay, sabai hoye jaaye sudhui 
bangaali jakhan sharod utsav er dhaak e porey KAATHI."- Arindam Sain 

THERE SHOULD BE NO LIQUOR SHOPS AND MEAT SHOPS ON HIGHWAYS !!!

"Oh! My God! In front of all the 
liquor shops on highways, there is always 
a long queue of DRUNKARDS. 
Oh! No! Dead bodies of animals are hanging and hens 
are getting killed in any meat shop on highways; 
are we humans too cruel on animals and BIRDS ! 
Are you trying to motivate a 
non-alcoholic person to drink WINE; 
are you trying to convert a vegetarian person into a non- vegetarian 
person by saying that the taste of these meats is FINE. 
The time has come to reduce mental and psychological pollution of 
humans to bring back healthy and cholesterol free DAYS; 
there should be no liquor shops 
and meat shops on HIGHWAYS."- Arindam Sain 

INDIA WON THE PAYTM TEST SERIES OF 2017 AGAINST AUSTRALIA BY 2- 1.

"In the 4th Test match, 
along with Smith, 
it was a good start by WARNER; 
but, they were surprised by a 
Chinaman bowler, Kuldeep Yadav, 
who proved himself as a good ball TURNER. 
Smith scored 
One Hundred and ELEVEN; 
but Australia scored only 300 and 
Smith's good batting went in VAIN. 
It was again a good bowling performance 
by the Australian bowler, LYON; 
whereas Jadeja's 63 helped India to score 332 
and the match was still ON. 
Umesh Yadav also 
bowled well 
and showed his CLASS; 
Australia scored only 137 runs in 2nd innings 
and for India, the 32 runs lead in 1st Innings 
was really a good BONUS. 
Ravindra Jadeja did so much damage 
with his all round performance that 
Australia failed to REPAIR; 
and India won the Paytm Test series of 2017 against 
Australia by 2-1 after defeating Australia in the 4th Test match 
at Dharamsala, the place with hilly ATMOSPHERE."- Arindam Sain 

2017 SAAL E BANGABHOOMI FOOTBALL DAL SANTOSH TROPHY JEETLO ABAAR, EI NIYE 32 BAAR !!!

"Goa r football dal ke 1-0 goal e haariye, 
2017 saal e Bangabhoomi football dal jeh 
football trophy taa jeetlo, taar naam, 'SANTOSH'; 
tobu kano je Mohun Bagan aar East Bengal club 
er proti maajhemoddhei All India Football Federation (AIFF) 
prokash korey khobh baa ASANTOSH !
Tobu football khelaar eto banijyikaran o rajneeti r maajhe, 
Bangabhoomi r football er oithiyo bojaaye rakhte, 
Bangabhoomi football dal Santosh trophy jeetlo ABAAR; 
AIFF jatoi nachanachi koruk naa oi sab dakshin bharatiya 
notun football club gulo niye, eta sabsamay mon e raakhte hobe, 
je ei niye Bangabhoomi football dal Santosh trophy jeetlo 32 BAAR."- Arindam Sain

CHAARIDIKEY VAAYU DUSHAN, TAAPMATRA BAARCHE BHISHAN !!!

"Chaaridikey eto 
vaayu DUSHAN, 
taai toh proti bachor grisyokaal e, 
taapmatra baarche BHISHAN. 
Etaa r jonne o ki 
sudhu daayi PROSHASAN; 
maanush kano 
noy SOCHETAN; 
kano kore naa 
brikkhyo ROPON; 
aamraa sabai eksathe kaaj kore ki 
korte paari naa vaayu dushan NIYANTRAN. 
Kono unnato desh er paribesh mantri jakhan 
taar office e jaaye cycle chaaliye, takhan aamra 
sei khabor suney kori HAASAHAASI; 
kintu ei desh e ekti chaar chaka r gari kiney, 
setaa chaaliye office giye, buk fuliye vaayu dushan 
korte je amraa khub ee BHALOBASHI."- Arindam Sain 

CONFUSED INDIAN GOVERNMENT COMPELLED SBI TO IMPLEMENT STRATEGIES OF CONFUSIONS !!!

"There will be no existence of 
any associate banks of SBI 
as it is the ripe time to MERGE; 
to collect the money of accounts migration cost 
and other administrative expenses, from 1st April 2017, 
SBI will implement a new cash transaction CHARGE. 
As a customer of SBI, 
if you are yet to have an 
ATM card as on DATE; 
then you may face some difficulties for 
withdrawing money from your own account as your 
upgradation as a bank customer is too LATE. 
To reduce the number of bank customers 
and increase CASA deposits 
to a certain EXTENT; 
SBI has also increased the amount of minimum balance 
in CASA accounts to have some impact 
on Profit and Loss STATEMENT. 
Without linking AADHAAR card numbers and 
PAN card numbers of all customers in their 
respective bank accounts, decisions regarding the merging of 
banks is still a very high level critical ARGUMENT; 
De-duplication of all customer IDs to generate 
one and only one unique customer ID number for each customer 
is still incomplete and no strict bill for NPA recovery has been passed, 
which can be regarded as one of the failures of Indian GOVERNMENT."- Arindam Sain 

SUKANTA O SUSHANTA !!!

"Kahe Sukanta, 'Ohe bhai Sushanta, 
prem e porle hriday hoye BYATHA; 
etaai toh 
chirachorito PROTHA; 
se jakhan bujhlo naa 
tomaar prem er BHASHA; 
taar jonne nasto korona samay, 
rekhona taar proti kono ASHA; 
jodi o mon er ek kon e roye thik jaabe 
taar proti ektu BHALOBASHA.' 
Sushanta bolle, 'Ki aar bolbo bhai Sukanta, 
eto prem eto bhalobasha korbaar poreo jodi keu 
aghaath daaye, dukkho o hoye, hoye je mon KLAANTO; 
majhe moddhe sei purono 
prem er din gulo mon e porle, 
hoye jaai ASHANTO; 
taar proti amaar bhalobasha je katota gobheer, 
seta jodi se satyi ee BUJHTO; 
taholey ki aar biye koraar jonne 
se kono notun patro KHUJTO; 
bhalobasha e holey safal, 
purnima r raate o charidikey jwaley jharbaati, 
laagey khub ee BHALO; 
aar bhalobasha e naa holey safal, 
amabasya r raat er andhokaar e jano sudhu 
santwana diye jaaye kichu jonaaki pokaa r ALO.'"- Arindam Sain