RABIBAAR O BANK KHOLA ACHE NAAKI; WRIN ER TAAKA ADAAYE KORA BUJHI EKHANO ACHE BAAKI !!!

"Bolle Customer, 'Seki moshaai, 
robibaar o apnaader nei CHUTI; 
apnaader bank er kono mahila ke biye korun aar 
sukh er samay kataan bank ei, otaai hobey daarun JUTI.' 
Bank er manager bolley, 'Biye r agey 
achi premik, achi BOBBY; 
biye r por bou jeyi dekhbe je 
bank e chuti nei shani o RABI; 
takhan bou er saathey roj hobey jhograa, 
aar ami sei dukkhey, hoye jaabo KABI.'"- Arindam Sain 

SOUTH INDIAN GIRLS ARE THE REAL TRADITIONAL GIRLS OF INDIA AS THEY ALWAYS FEEL PROUD TO WEAR SAREES !!!

"When the Bharat nation opened up itself from 
a closed economy to an open economy 
to welcome GLOBALIZATION; 
some so-called modern feminists of Bharat nation started 
wearing western clothes to expose 
their sensitive body parts to create a SENSATION. 
In the name of globalization, how can some girls forget 
a minimum dressing sense without 
maintaining some basic DECENCY; 
when parents tell these girls to wear sarees, salwar kameez 
or other dresses in a decent manner, these girls regard their 
parents as backdated human beings; your EXCELLENCY. 
In Bharat nation, after class V, 
boys should not be allowed 
to wear half pants and girls should 
not be allowed to wear mini skirts in any SCHOOL. 
Male teachers and high school male students must wear 
kurta-pyajma/shirt-full pant; Female teachers and high school female 
students must wear saree/salwar-kameez to keep the decent and 
respectful tradition of Bharatiya education like that of ancient GURUKUL.
Some girls are of the opinion that 
if you don't wear western outfits, 
people may start ignoring you and think 
that your mind is too OBSOLETE; 
on the other hand, girls of western nations are always 
too curious to wear sarees and after wearing sarees, 
those western girls look more beautiful than Bharatiya girls; 
if you have any doubts about that, you can have a BET. 
As per the global survey by taking opinions from different nations 
of the world, since ancient times, sarees are being used as a traditional outfit , 
though, it is still the best modern dress for any female person, no matter 
how much those so-called modern feminists would like to DEBATE.
No other female dresses in this world has so much varieties like it has 
in the case of sarees; every region of Bharat nation has its own style of sarees 
woven with different raw materials and giving a final finishing touch with 
lots of diversified artistic printing SERIES. 
In this era of globalization, still today, 
one can proudly say that the 
South Indian girls are the real traditional girls of India 
as they always feel proud to wear SAREES."- Arindam Sain

DAKTAAR JODI HOYE JAAYE DAKAAT; TAHOLE TOH KONO SADHARAN MAANUSH ER ROG HOLEYI, HOBEYI SE KUPOKAAT !!!

"Sei Dr. Bidhan Roy 
er DESHE; 
swasthya pariseva r 
ei behaal abostha holo SESHE !
Ektu kichu rog holeyi korte hoy 
katorakom er sharirik PARIKKHA; 
taarpor sudhu osudh aar osudh, tobu saare 
naa je rog, sudhui apekkha aar APEKKHA.
Onek paisa khorcha kore o samay nasto kore 
jakhan hotaash hoy rogi SESHMESH;
ki aar koraa jaabe, naa hoy arektu khorcha hobe, 
daakche je oi Yeshwantpur EXPRESS.
Kom kharchaa e daarun swasthya poriseva 
pete gele, jeteyi hobe VELLORE; 
aar jodi Vellore apnaar pachondo na hoy, 
bhoy nei, kaacheyi ache BANGALORE.
Expiry date moochey diye, kaali r kaarukarjyo 
kore dileyi toh keu bujhteyi paarbena jeh ei 
osudh taa hoye gachey BHYAJAAL; 
Medical Joint Entrance e naai baa pelo chance, 
baaire r rajya ba desh er kono ek daktaari degree dekhalei, 
se hoye galo daktaar, ke aar jaante paarche je ei daktaar taa JAAL.
Ekta samay chilo, jakhan dakaat raa ekmaatro 
samman dito daktaar der ke, ki din ki RAAT.
Aar ekhan sei daktaar ee jodi 
hoye jaaye DAKAAT; 
tahole toh kono sadharan manush er 
rog holeyi, hobeyi se KUPOKAAT." - Arindam Sain

NIRBACHAN ER DIN E AAR VOTE DITEY JEYO NAA GURU, KAARON ERA TOH SABAI DEKHCHI SEI EK EE GOAAL ER GORU !!!

"Saamne jakhan bipad, 
bole taara, 'chalo Delhi, chalo DELHI'; 
aar noy kono garjon, 
saajey taara 'Bheegi BILLI'. 
Ki Narada, ki Sarada, kono raghab boyaal 
ee barosharo saaja PAAYENA; 
gopon e gopon e bhaaloi choley 
ucchaporjaayer ALOCHONA; 
aar sadharon maanush er bhaggye jotey, 
chit fund er naam e nanarakom er PRATARANA. 
Bangabhoomi teh jaader larai dekhle mon e hoy 
jano juddho hocche saap e aar NEULEY; 
Delhi teh eraai abaar baithak kore haath e haath o 
kaandh e kaandh miliye, sab shatruta giye BHULEY. 
Abaar kichu booth e hoy punarnirbachan, 
jehetu kichu lok er haath e 
dekhaa jaaye pistol o BHOJAALI; 
haasyokoutuk ekhanei sesh noy, jekhaane raataraati 
padma phool hoye jaaye ghaash phool, 
sei jaayega r naam, PUJALI. 
Kaastey aar tuley niley naa haath e, 
ghaash kaatbaar jonne, taai gojiye utheche 
ekhane sekhane kato ghaash PHOOL; 
unnayan er emon joaar jeh nodi r jol aar 
aasche naa khaal e teh, taai oi khaal er paanke tei 
gojiye uthche onekguli padma PHOOL. 
Era abhinoy taa 
besh bhaloi JAANE; 
tobu o kano jeh kichu murkhyo lokjan 
ederkeyi samaaj sanskarak hisebe MAANE ! 
Eder baro baro bhaashan 
suntey besh bhaloi LAAGE; 
kintu sarkaari office e kono kaaj kortey geleyi, 
muhuri raa taaka paisa taai chaaye dekhi AAGEY !
Aha! Naa hoy se 3rd Division e 
pass koreche, chaakri petey gele 
ditey hobe je GHOOSH; 
aar medhabi chaatrogulo hoye e rajya chere jaaye choley, 
baa bekaar hoye ghorey; ganatantra r naam e, 
ebhabeyi shosito hoy sadharan MAANUSH. 
Saadharan maanush korle annyae, 
hoye taar kathor saaja, 
hoye taar prokrito KAARABAAS; 
aar kono rajnoitik netaa jodi korey annyae, 
taar o jail hoye boiki, kintu se jail ke bolaa hoye 
5-star shitotaap niyontrito SHASTHYO-NIBAAS. 
Ebaar thekey Bangabhoomi r aar kono nirbachan er 
din e vote ditey aar jeyo naa GURU; 
kaaron era sobai toh dekhchi, 
sei ek ee goaal er GORU."- Arindam Sain 

FOR SURGICAL STRIKES, WHY YOU ALL CRITICIZE? FOR KASHMIRI STONE PELTERS, WHY YOU ALL SURPRISINGLY SYMPATHIZE ?

"'So what! If out of frustrations and hatred, 
Pakistan is operating a proxy WAR; 
we, the supporters of Left Front are still too supportive 
towards Pakistan, as we always WERE.'
When Indian Armymen with full support of the 
Indian Government, succeeded in Surgical STRIKES; 
so many politicians of anti-government political parties 
of India expressed publicly their DISLIKES.
When so many soldiers of Indian Army got killed 
and beheaded in India-Pakistan border 
while doing their DUTY; 
why these politicians of anti-government political parties 
of India remained silent; were those deadly killings by 
Pakistani terrorists and Pakistani soldiers, a work of BEAUTY !
In Kashmir, the actiivities of J&K Separatists and 
Pakistani terrorist groups are highly suspicious and 
those stone pelters are getting FUNDED; 
and when a stone pelter was tied up in front of an 
Indian Army jeep, a so-called J&K Seperatists supportive lady 
writer maybe thinking about buying several packs of 'BAND-AID'.
Since ancient times, the entire world give respect to the fact 
that India is a land of Unity of DIVERSITY; 
but for doing politics by divide and rule policy, India is 
becoming a land of diversification of UNITY.
In the name of COMMUNISM; 
are some Indians forgetting the actual meaning of PATRIOTISM ?
Each and every Indian is asking the same question to them, 
'For Surgical Strikes, why you all CRITICIZE ? 
But for Kashmiri stone pelters, 
why you all surprisingly SYMPATHIZE ?'"- Arindam Sain

MI DEFEATED RPS BY JUST 1 RUN TO LIFT IPL 10 TROPHY ON 21ST MAY 2017 !!!

"At the start of the match, Unadkat of RPS took 
2 wickets of MI to make it somewhat TOUGH; 
but MI's Krunal Pandya kept on fighting and to compete 
with RPS, the score of 129 runs was ENOUGH. 
Ajinkya Rahane gave a 
decent start and played 
his role as a good OPENER. 
Steve Smith led from the front on 21st May 2017, 
but, due to brilliant bowling and excellent fielding, MI defeated RPS 
by just 1 run to become the IPL 10 Tournament WINNER." - Arindam Sain 

BENGALURU FC WON THE FEDERATION CUP OF 2017 AGAINST MOHUN BAGAN BY 2-0 ON 21ST MAY 2017 !!!

"Due to sloppy football, both 
Mohun Bagan and Bengaluru FC failed 
to capitalize those golden OPPORTUNITIES. 
The match went into extra time and Bengaluru FC's 
C.K. Vineeth scored 2 goals and showed 
his talents and CAPABILITIES. 
In 2017, after I -League, again the Mohun Bagan 
finished their good journey as RUNNERS-UP; 
whereas Bengaluru FC showed their patience, performance 
and perfect professionalism to lift the FEDERATION CUP."- Arindam Sain