Monday, December 3, 2018

TO BRING FINANCIAL INCLUSION IN INDIA, 'PMJDY' REALLY MAKES SENSE; 'APY' PROVIDES PENSION, 'PMJJBY' AND 'PMJSBY' PROVIDE INSURANCE !!!

"In this era of hectic lifestyle 
and full of uncertainties, you will 
remain alive till 55 years of age, 
there is no ASSURANCE. 
So, for just Rs. 1 per day, that is, 
at Rs. 330/- per year, you will get 
'(PMJJBY) Pradhan Mantri Jeevan 
Jyoti Bima Yojana' INSURANCE. 
The number of traffics has increased, 
so are the instances of natural 
calamities and you never know 
when and how there 
can be an ACCIDENT. 
Just invest Rs.1/- per month, that is, 
Rs. 12 per year as a premium of 
'(PMJSBY) Pradhan Mantri Jeevan Suraksha 
Bima Yojana', which is the cheapest and 
the No.1 accident insurance at PRESENT. 
Why the State Government and 
Central Government employees 
will have all the fun of 
enjoying the PENSION ! 
The 'Atal Pension Yojana (APY)' is here 
for all the people of India except 
government employees, to ease 
any retired life TENSION. 
If your age is 18 years, just invest 
Rs. 210/- per month as a Recurring 
Deposit till 59 years 11 months, to get 
a pension of Rs. 5000/- per month 
after attaining 60 YEARS. 
The APY scheme is like any group 
pension scheme where the nominee of 
your wife will get Rs. 8.50 lakhs after 
your wife's death, so, 
just say 'Three CHEERS'. 
You can stop the 
APY scheme anytime 
and withdraw all your MONEY, 
but, if you can continue it fully, then 
you and your family members will 
surely taste its HONEY. 
To bring financial inclusion in India, 
the initiative of 'PMJDY' program 
really makes SENSE. 
To all the Indians, APY provides 
Pension, PMJJBY and PMJSBY 
provide INSURANCE."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, December 2, 2018

BUJHLEY MAMA; BEESH MADH, POCHA MAANGSHO AAR CHINAA MAANJA, EI SAB SAMASYA R SAMADHAN KOREY DILEYI KHUSHI HOYE JAABE TOMAAR SAB BHAANJA !!!

"Beesh madh kheye 
galo kato lok MAARA, 
kintu aporaadhi raa 
ekhano bujhi ADHORA. 
Beesh madh kheye morley jehetu 
rajya sarkar dicchey 
dui lakkho TAAKA, 
taholey aar chinta ki, madh er 
dokaan o thaakbe, aar naa hoye 
morbe kichu madyap KHOKA. 
Odikey abaar baazar e 
khujey paaowa gachey 
bhaagaar er pocha MAANGSO. 
Ei sab bhaagaar mangsho r byabsaayi 
der jonnoi kintu hoyeche 
Shakun er bangsho DHANGSHO. 
Er pechoney aachey 
nischoyi kichu 
baro baro MAATHA, 
eder sudhu vote taa chaai, sadharan 
maanush er durdasha niye, neyi 
eder kono maatha BYATHA. 
Chotobelaa e dekhechi, 
Biswakarma pujo r din 
katoi naa urhto GHURI, 
aar seyi pratiyogita e, ghuri kaatleyi, boley 
uthto 'Bho Katta' sabai miley, ki khoka, 
ki khuki, ki buro, ki BURI. 
Ekhan je ghuri 
urhchey baaro MAASH. 
Ekhaan abaar readymade maanja, taao 
abaar 'Made in China', SARBONAASH ! 
Oi Chinaa maanja deowaa suto e, kato 
sadharan maanush hoyechey roktaakto, 
aar oi Flyover er naam, 'MAA'. 
Ki jaani baba, kato taaka 
pocket e niye je, ghumiye thaake, 
kakhan je, kon MAMA ! 
Bujhley Mama; 
beesh madh, pocha maangsho 
aar Chinaa MAANJA; 
ei sab samasya r samadhan 
korey dileyi, khushi hoye jaabe 
tomaar sob BHAANJA."- Arindam Sain

BANDHO HOK EI 'MANUA MANIA' !!!

"Ek je chilo UKEEL, 
taar bou chilo KOKIL. 
Kokil er deem e 
bhorey jeto kaak er BAASA. 
Kichu din por, ke aar bujhto 
sei kaakgulo r HOTASHA. 
Kaak er o je saral mon, thik sadharan chaasi 
der mato, taai taar o morena britha ASHA. 
Ekhankaar diney, meyeder berechey 
khub jouno milon er khidey, jodi o ei rog 
taa beshir bhaagtaai MAANOSIK. 
Eigulo r biruddhey katha bolleyi aapni 
bolben jeh aamra aadyikaal er badyiburo, 
'feminism' bujhina, hoini ADHUNIK. 
Ei adhunikata emon ee bichitra je ete 
kono anushashon neyi, bhalobasha r kono 
daam neyi, swami achey, athocho 
chaai aro ekti 'AASHIQ'. 
Chele ra biye r por kono 
onyo mahila r dikey 
taakaleyi suntey hoy kato 
katha, aasey kato APOTTI. 
Kintu biye r por meye ra jodi onyo kono 
purush er prem e porey, aar taar bor jodi 
taatey baadha hoye othey, taaholey sei 
bor er opor nemey aasey BIPOTTI. 
Hindu Bibaho r niyam kanoon o bichitra, 
sahaj e hoyena bibaho bicched, kaajeyi, 
premik baa supari killer diye khoon koriye, 
jodi pramanito naa hoy adalat e, taahole oi 
meye ee paabe taar swami r SAMPATTI. 
Park Street baa Esplanade e kichukhon 
samay kaataleyi dekhben je cheleder 
theke meye ra beshi korche madyopaan 
baa cigarette er nesha, bodhoy eder baba 
maa ektu beshi ee diye feleche SWADHINOTA. 
Samaj e kusanskaar thaakbe na, ashikkha 
thaakbe naa, kintu taah boley nijer oitihyo 
jaabo bhooley, samaaj er kono shrinkhala 
thaakbe na, eta kintu hocche asoley 
adhunikataa r naam e ROSIKOTA. 
Bhalobasha naa thaakle, 
dhangsho hoye 
jaabe ei DUNIYA. 
Bor er saathe jouno milan ekgheye laagle, 
premik ke niye paaliye jaan, taao bhalo, kintu 
bandho hok ei 'MANUA MANIA'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, November 29, 2018

DUI LAKKHO TAAKA PAAOWA JAABE, JODI KEU JAAYE MAARA, KHEYE BANGLA CHOLAAI !!!

"Dui lakkho taaka paaowa jaabe jodi 
keu jaaye maara, kheye Bangla CHOLAAI. 
Satyiee ki daarun rajneeti, 
ki abhinaba magaj DHOLAAI. 
Bangabhoomi teh sab theke 
beshi rajoswo adaaye hoye 
ei madh shilpo THEKE. 
Taai cholaai madh kheye 
keu maara gele, era 
saak diye maach DHAAKE. 
Ki police, 
ki prashashon, 
duto ee 
hoyeche AKARMANYO. 
Sadharan maanush ee toh ekhan 
pratibaad korche, aayeen haath e tuley 
nicche, ei prashason er 
sampoorna byarthotaa r JANNYO. 
Puruliya, Paschim Medinipur er kichu 
lok jaara du bela du mutho 
bhaath khete PAAYENA, 
koi taader ke ki 
kichu saahajyo 
koraa JAAYENA. 
Asoley Bangabhoomi r graam er lokjon 
ke binaa paisa e madh khaayiye, 
jaaye je taar vote taa KENA. 
Athacho biswa bank 
theke ei Bangabhoomi Sarkar 
niyeche onek DENA. 
Bangabhoomi teh 
karmosansthan neyi, 
achey sudhu Syndicate, Club 
aar madh er THEK. 
Bekaar chelegulo bhugchey maanosik 
abosaad e, taai protidin paara e, notun 
madh er dokaan e, hocche notun 
notun maataal er ABHISHEK. 
Police er guli te kono chaatro maara 
geley, kothay ubey jaaye 
prashason er maya o MAMATA. 
Beesh madh kheye, katogulo maanush 
er hocchey mrityu, eta toh ek dharan 
er prashashonik AKKHAMATA. 
Jharkhand theke naaki kaara choley 
aaschey Bangabhoomi te, 
taara je sab 'BAHIRAGATA'. 
Aar Rohinga baa kono 
Bangladeshi eley, 
taader ke jaanaye SWAGATA. 
Bangabhoomi r sadharan maanush er 
je kobey sachetan HOBE ! 
Je kono nirbachan er aagey ki tahole, 
bina paisa e madh je KHAOWABE, 
sei rajnoitik netaa ee sei
nirbachan e jeete JAABE !"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, November 25, 2018

INDIA CAME BACK IN STYLE TO MAKE THE FINAL RESULT OF THE 3 T-20 ODI SERIES IN AUSTRALIA AS 1-1 AFTER DEFEATING AUSTRALIA BY 6 WICKETS !!!

"At Sydney ground of Australia, 
on 25.11.2018, 33 runs 
got scored D'Arcy SHORT, 
and everyone loved 
to watch his each and every 
freeflowing, stylish SHOT. 
The Indian team was having 
sloppy fielding INITIALLY, 
and Rohit Sharma missed an 
easy catch, which looked so SILLY. 
Kuldeep Yadav bowled economically 
and took the wicket of 
Aaron Finch, the Aussie CAPTAIN. 
Krunal Pandya with his terrific 
wicket-to-wicket spin bowling gave the 
Australian batting line-up, lots of PAIN. 
Jasprit Bumrah's direct hit dismissed 
Chris Lynn and Krunal Pandya finished 
his bowling with an expensive, yet 
excellent bowling figure of 36/4. 
It was due to the extra efforts from 
Coulter-Nile and Stoinis, that 
Australia managed to put up a 
competitive score of 164. 
Shikhar Dhawan gave the 
speedy start that the Indian team 
required, but got out at an 
individual score of 41. 
Virat Kohli led from the front 
as he is expert in 
chasing runs and 
scored a sensational 61. 
Dinesh Karthik gave a good support 
at the other end with a knock of 22 
and he hit a six, 
which was a huge ONE. 
In the last over of the match, 
Virat Kohli faced the 
bowling deliveries of Andrew TYE. 
India won by 6 wickets to make the 
final result of 3 T-20 ODI 
series as 1-1 TIE."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, November 24, 2018

'NATIONAL MILK DAY' IS CELEBRATED IN INDIA EVERY YEAR ON DR. VARGHESE KURIEN'S BIRTHDAY !!!

"The cheese prepared from 
Sheep milk is so tasty 
and of high QUALITY. 
Sheep milk helps to glow 
human skin, whereas Camel milk 
strengthens human body's IMMUNITY. 
Goat milk has a goaty smell, but, it 
reduces the allergic symptoms 
of human body and is very tasty 
in the form of YOGURT. 
To strengthen human bones and cure 
all other bone related problems, 
buffalo milk is the best and it is 
also good for human HEART. 
Cow milk is easy to digest even by 
little children and the ghee prepared 
from Cow milk is very TASTY. 
There was one time in India, where, to 
get a supply of good amount of 
Cow milk was a major DIFFICULTY. 
The Indian Government planned to reduce 
the imports of milk and its products as 
early as they CAN. 
To make the 'White Revolution' sucessful, 
Dr. Varghese Kurien took the 
charge as a 'MILKMAN'. 
He motivated all the farmers to sell the 
milk of farming cattles and focussed more 
on creating co-operative SOCIETIES. 
Not a single drop of milk got wasted, and 
under 'AMUL', they prepared milk 
products of several VARIETIES. 
Indian milk product companies 
started competing 
with the other milk 
product companies and as a 
milk producing nation, 
India became SELF-SUFFICIENT. 
Many foreign companies tried to break 
the milk co-operative societies, but failed 
to do so, and the billions of Indians still 
love their 'Amul Girl', and it proves that 
Dr. Varghese Kurien's business plans 
or ideas were so EFFICIENT. 
India is now 
the 2nd highest milk 
producing nation, just behind USA, 
which can be surpassed by 
26th November 2020, that is, on 
Dr. Varghese Kurien's 100th BIRTHDAY. 
Like RBI as well as CBI, the National Dairy 
Development Board (NDDB) and the Indian 
Dairy Association (IDA) must remain as 
an autonomous body and celebrate on 
every 26th November, 
the 'National Milk DAY'."- Arindam Sain

YEH DUNIYA RAHE HAMESHA KHUBSOORAT !!!

"Bhagwan ne sab ke liye 
sab kuch sajaa ke raakha hain 
pehle se hee, 
aur ussey hum 
kahete hain KUDRAT. 
Ek naastik ko bhi hain pataa, ki koi toh 
hain ek maalik joh sab kuch ekdum 
baiggyanik niyam o se banaaya hain, 
isiliye hum ush bhagwaan ko 
karte hain IBADAT. 
Dil mein jab kisi ke liye 
saccha pyar ho jaaye, 
tab yehi dharti laagti 
hain jaise JANNAT. 
Jab yeh dharti tumko jahannum jaisi 
laagey, tab samajhlo 
kahi naa kahi, tumharey dil mein 
hain bahut saari NAFRAT. 
Bhagwan bhi saayed kabhi kabhi sochta 
hoga ki insaan ko itni acchi dimaag kyon 
diya, kyon ki kabhi kabhi khatarnaak 
hoti hain yeh insaani FITRAT. 
Shakti, Moksh aur Paisa ke maayajaal 
mein aisa faansh jaata hain insaan, 
ki aasaan nahi hota 
badalna unki AADAT. 
Har insaan ke andar hoti hain ek aatma, 
joh boorey waqt pe shasth indriyo ko 
jaagata hain aur ehsaas dilaata hain 
bhagwan ya bhooth ki AAHAT. 
Insaan hee aisa ek jaanwar hain, 
jisse saamaajik jaanwar kaha jaata hain, 
aur yehi insaan ka kabhi khatam nahi 
hota kisi bhi nayi khoj ki CHAHAT. 
Kuch insaan toh maidaan pe utarne se 
pehle hee zindagi se haar maan lete hain 
aur kartein hain bahut saara NAALISH. 
Inh insaan o ke dimaag thanda raakhne 
ke liye bhi kuch insaan hain, joh karte 
hain inke sarh pe tel MAALISH. 
Har insaan ka 
sapna ho POORI, 
yeh nahi 
hain JAROORI, 
ladhne ki taaqat toh tab milti hain jab 
kuch sapna rahe jaaye ADHOORI. 
Agar Insaan kabhi naa 
bhooley INSANIYAT, 
karein aapni zindagi 
se MOHABBAT, 
himmat se saamna karein 
koi bhi AAFAT, 
gussey mein naa bhooley 
apni SHARAFAT, 
toh yeh duniya rahe 
hamesha KHUBSOORAT." - Arindam Sain