Sunday, December 8, 2019

KON PRASHASHAK AAR BHALO; KATOGULO ASOHAAYE JIBANTA NAARI AAGUN E PUREY MAARA GALO !!!

"Kon prashashak 
aar BHALO; 
katogulo asohaaye jibanta naari 
aagun e purey maara GALO. 
Je Bharat er sanskriti, saahitya o 
samaaj byabostha saara biswer 
lokeder korey AAKARSHAN; 
seyi Bharatbarsha teyi 
kano ghotey cholechey abaadhey 
ek er por ek DHARSHAN. 
Hyderabad er police 
kintu diyechey 
dharshak der 
upojukto SHAASTI; 
aar onnyannyo rajya teh toh oi 
badhadhora sanglaap, 'Aayeen aayeen 
er path ei cholbe' boley diye aaraam 
korchey baro baro HASTHI. 
Bharatiya aayeen byabostha 
teh ekta bichaar petey 
kano hoy eto DERI; 
ekjon dharshita ke, 
dharshak er cheye o beshi 
jeraa koraa hoy MAAIRI; 
oto jeraa koraa r ki achey, 
khuley dekhleyi toh hoy, 
DNA test report, forensic lab 
report aar police er case DIARY; 
hey Vatsayan, apnaar ei 'Kamasutra' r 
desh aar aadhunik neyi, esechey 
kaliyug, taai sarbatra asohaaye 
aaj Bharatiya NAARI."- Arindam Sain

WEST INDIES LEVELED IT 1-1 WITH THE 8 WICKET VICTORY AGAINST INDIA ON 08.12.2019 !!!

"Caribbean bowlers took the 
pace off and it proved 
to be a successful TRICK; 
the dew factor was there and 
moreover, the Indian bowlers 
kept on bowling too QUICK. 
As the batting surface 
of Thiruvananthapuram 
was SLOWISH; 
the plan of doing experimentation 
in batting style may make 
you feel so FOOLISH. 
Williams kept the 
finger on his LIPS; 
even after getting Virat and 
Jadeja as his VICTIMS. 
Shivam Dube got half a ton for the first 
time in T-20 with a 30 ball knock of 54; 
had he stayed a little longer, India 
could have made a much better SCORE. 
In reply to 
India's 170/7; 
Simmons alone dominated the 
match with his 67. 
Though, Lewis scored 
40 on 08.12.2019, 
Pooran took just 
18 balls to score 38. 
With the 8 wicket victory, West Indies 
leveled it 1-1, and on 11.12.2019, in 
Mumbai, both teams will go 
for the 'Final FIGHT.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, December 7, 2019

DAAM BERECHEY PIYAJ ER, TAAI KHETEY HOBENA KICHUDIN PIYAJI; KINTU SEETHKAAL E SASTHA HOY KATO SABJI; TAAI AAHAAR KORUN JOMIYE, DUBIYE KABJI !!!

"Piyaj er daam berechey, taai 
naai baa khelen kichudin PIYAJI; 
kintu seethkaal e sastha e 
paowaa jaaye aro kato SABJI; 
aaro kato suswaadu aahar achey, 
khaan dubiye KABJI. 
Suswaadu seyi tarkaari, jaate thaake 
aloo, gajar, beet, barboti o SEEM; 
ei thanda r samay daarun laage 
khetey haansh er DEEM. 
Ruti toh daarun laagey khetey, jodi 
thaake saathey suddha gaaowa ghee 
diye tairi bandhakofi r TARKAARI; 
Chicken pakora o haar 
meney jaaye, jakhan baari te 
hoy Phoolkafi Pakora TAIRI. 
Jehetu ei samay 
komey jaaye DAAM; 
bhalo ee laage mushroom er tarkaari, 
jodi taate deowa hoy CAPSICUM. 
Seethkaal ei daarun 
suswaadu laagey 
Rewaaji KHAASI; 
saada bideshi murgi teh toh kono 
swaad neyi, khetey holey, khaan 
morog, tobey hotey hobe ekdum DESI. 
Ei seeth er samay 
othey katorakam er SAAK; 
onnyanyo rajya teh ora jaa mulo chibiye 
khaaye, dekhle hoy jaaben aapni OBAAK. 
Seeth e aapni 
jato ee hoye jaan KAABU; 
bhalo ee laagey khetey 
'Gandhoraaj' baa 'Kamla' LEBU. 
Seethkaal e Tomato r chaatni 
chaara, je kono khaaowadaaowa r 
jano hoy naa thik SAMAAPTI; 
nalen gur er sandesh 
naa kheley jano 
hoy naa TRIPTI. 
Nakal thekey saabdhaan, 
khaan aasol 
Jaynagar er MOYAA; 
ki ! jeev e jal esey galo bujhi ! 
taahole aar ki, jomiye 
korun KHAOWADAOWA."- Arindam Sain

'LOVE' HAS NO DEFINITE DEFINITION; BUT, STILL, IT GIVES YOU A FANTASTIC SENSATION !!!

"If you are not feeling convinced 
about true love after so 
many romantic AFFAIRS; 
then, surely, someone is still waiting 
to hold your hands with true love in 
one of the beautiful FAIRS. 
'Love' has no 
definite DEFINITION; 
but, still, it gives you 
a fantastic SENSATION. 
Automatically, the respective heart 
of both the love birds understand 
the love CONNECTION; 
and both of them always get 
the signal of each other, devoid of 
their current staying LOCATION. 
Every human being has 
only one HEART; 
be prepared to bounce back 
once it gets HURT. 
If you think that in this world, 
all love affairs are SUCCESSFUL; 
then, probably 
you are a big FOOL. 
Love affairs sometimes 
do bites BACK; 
no one is a great master of romance, 
but, yes, indeed a 'JACK'. 
The creator of female 
human being even failed 
to understand THEM; 
and if as a lover boy you succeed to 
understand the girls' psychology, 
then you are surely a 'GEM'. 
To keep yourself 
happy and entertaining 
in any love RELATIONSHIP; 
not the 'love bites', but give 
first priority to your sweet 
and naughty FRIENDSHIP."- Arindam Sain

Friday, December 6, 2019

INDIA WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST WEST INDIES ON 6.12.2019 TO MAKE IT 1-0 !!!

"Indian fielders were 
somewhat sloppy and 
many easy chances, 
they could not afford to MISS; 
the Caribbean team was eyeing 
more than 200 runs and the Indian 
bowlers had a tough time to deal 
with the partnership of 'KING-LEWIS.' 
In Hyderabad, for the Indian bowlers, 
it looked like a NIGHTMARE; 
when so many overboundaries got 
hit by Pollard and HETMYER. 
In reply to a huge score of 207/5, 62 runs 
got scored in 40 balls by KL RAHUL; 
as his square cuts looked 
so classy and COOL. 
Virat Kohli accelerated his innings 
and looked so POWERFUL; 
that the Caribbean bowlers understood 
that another King is here to RULE. 
On 6th December 2019, Virat Kohli took 
just 50 balls to score 94; 
and India won by 6 wickets to make it 1-0 
with the final score of 209/4."- Arindam Sain

PSU BANKS OF INDIA ARE LOSING ITS BRAND VALUE AND SOCIAL CHARMS; TO DO NPA AND PNPA RECOVERY, IT IS TIME TO IMPLEMENT 'ALMS' !!!

"PSU Banks of India are losing its 
brand value and social CHARMS; 
to do NPA and PNPA recovery, it is 
time to implement 'ALMS'. 
Without AADHAAR link and 
Biometric AUTHENTICATION; 
any CASA account will be in 'STOP' 
mode without any INTIMATION. 
CBS software of all PSU Banks will be 
linked with 'ALMS', that is, 'AADHAAR 
LINKAGE MANAGEMENT SYSTEM'; 
in which you can see all the accounts in 
all banks which are linked with any 
AADHAAR Card Number and NAME. 
If any account is in NPA in 
X Bank and that NPA borrower 
is having his savings account 
at Y Bank with a good 
amount of MONEY; 
then, through 'ALMS', the 'X' Bank can do 
'NPA right to set off' from the savings 
account of 'Y' Bank to do NPA recovery 
which is quite similar to 
collecting HONEY."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, December 5, 2019

TARIKH PE TARIKH; NAA JAANE KITNE SAALON TAK 'NIRBHAYA' KI AATMA MAANGI HAIN BHIKH !!!

"Naa jaane kitne saalon tak 
'Nirbhaya' ki aatma maangi 
hain insaaf ki BHIKH; 
arrey bhool gaye aap log 
woh Sunny Deol ka dialogue, 
'Taarikh pe TAARIKH.' 
Ajmal Kasav jaise aatankbaadi bhi 
toh lahbhag bann hee gaya 
tha ek MEHMAAN; 
Bharat jaise desh mein hee aisa 
hota hain, poore Hindusthan ke liye, 
woh tha ek ghor APMAAN. 
Koi nabaalak ladka 
jab karein BALATKAAR; 
uska mrityudand nahi hota hain, 
waah re waah, Hindusthan SARKAR ! 
Agar subudh miltaa 
hain thikthak, toh de dijiye 
balatkaariyon ko 
faanshi ki SAJAA; 
agar uchit insaaf naa milaa, aise 
'Nirbhaya' ki aatmaa o ko, tab toh 
Bharatiya Nyayalaya ka 
baaj gaya band BAAJA."- Arindam Sain