MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD DON'T KNOW THAT SWEATING INCREASES BODY IMMUNITY !!!

"BABLOO: 'Sometimes, I wonder, 

that, why, I sweat too MUCH; 

I often check my blood pressure, but, it is 

normal, there is no problem as SUCH.'

BABOOL: 'What to worry 

about it, if you SWEAT; 

so many people are sweating out in 

the gym centers to lose their body WEIGHT.'

BABLA: 'Initially, when we start 

sweating, we feel UNCOMFORTABLE; 

but, after some time, it cools up your 

body and you feel so COMFORTABLE.'

BALA: 'Sweating is good 

as it excites certain hormones 

to make your mind fresh and it keeps 

your heart muscles healthy as there is 

an increase in blood CIRCULATION; 

majority of the people in this world 

don't know that sweating increases 

body immunity as the heated body 

is allowing the antibodies to attack the 

viruses by taking rapid ACTION.'"- Arindam Sain

RECRUITMENT IS TO BE DONE BASED ON ACTUAL DEMAND IN THE FIRM; DO WE REALLY NEED SO MANY SPECIALIST OFFICERS, THAT, WE FIRST NEED TO CONFIRM !!!

"Mr.Y: 'NPA is going to 

become a major OBSTRUCTION; 

for the Indian Economy 

in the long RUN; 

as this virus has already 

done so much DESTRUCTION; 

so, it is time to go for smart recruitment policies 

and effective manpower CAPITALIZATION.'

Mr.Z: 'Recruitment is to be done 

based on actual demand in the FIRM; 

do we really need so many specialist 

officers, that, we first need to CONFIRM. 

We don't need 

so many people 

in sales and MARKETING; 

rather we can utilize these people after a brief 

training, to other departments where they 

will be perfectly FITTING.'"- Arindam Sain

BANDHO EKHAN CHUMBAN; EMON KI BANDHO THAAKBE AALINGAN !!!

"PREMIKA: 'Bandho ekhan CHUMBAN; 

emon ki bandho thaakbe AALINGAN; 

dekhcho naa, je aajkaal 

bandho ache sab KRIRANGAN; 

ei maaron virus er jonnye, aataank e 

din katacchey saara biswer JANAGAN.'

PREMIK: 'Lockdown er jonnyo tomaar 

saathe dekha hoyni, naa jaani KATODIN; 

jodi o video call e onekkhon katha 

bolechi aamra PRATIDIN; 

aaj eto kaache 

peyechi tomaake, taai toh 

ei premik hriday hotey 

chaaichey ektu SWAADHIN; 

eso barong dujone dujon er gloves poraa haath 

taa kori dhoradhori, cheye dekho charidikey, ei 

virus er jonnyo, prakriti hoyeche dushanmukto 

ebong besh RANGEEN.'"- Arindam Sain

DUE TO SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES, PSU BANKING CANNOT BE DONE BY ANY ROBOT; BUT, TO SIMPLIFY THE PSU BANKING PROCESS, WE NEED 'BANKBOT' !!!

Due to social responsibilities, PSU 

Banking cannot be done by any ROBOT; 

but, to simplify the PSU banking 

process, we need  'BANKBOT'. 

In a busy workplace, PSU Bank staffs 

hardly get time to go through 

the 'Circulars' in DETAILS; 

then after some days, the staffs 

get to know about some compliance 

issues through official letters and E-MAILS. 

It is time to implement a 'BANKBOT' which 

is basically a robotic graphical character 

to provide you timely SUPPORT; 

which will appear on your 'Bancslinc' 

CBS software screen, whenever you click 

on its icon, to start helping you a LOT. 

This 'BANKBOT' software program 

will always be updated with 

latest circulars at its console 

programming module of 

'Artficial Intelligence' EVERYDAY; 

type any question on its 'Chat Box' regarding 

Banking, it will give all the answers instantly 

and what was planned to be done 

tomorrow due to confusions, can 

be easily completed by TODAY."- Arindam Sain

IF YOU ARE A SMART FARMER WITH A GOOD INTENTION; THEN YOU WILL SURELY GET 3% INTEREST SUBVENTION !!!

"If you are a smart farmer 

with a good INTENTION; 

then you will surely get 

3% interest SUBVENTION. 

A 'Kisan Credit Card' is actually 

a magic card or trump card 

for any farmer NOWADAYS; 

by showing the 'Kisan Credit Card', 

a farmer can get many types of 

facilities and subsidies in many WAYS. 

Try not to be a defaulter 

or try to avoid penalty interest 

as much as POSSIBLE; 

so, depositing some amount of money 

in your KCC loan account every month 

is a smart strategy and is quite FEASIBLE. 

You will feel happy as you will 

earn 3% interest cashback 

and there will be no 

penalty interest at ALL; 

also, at the end of any financial year, you will not 

feel any monetary pressure as you have 

deposited interest amount every month, even if 

the amount is quite SMALL."- Arindam Sain

SAKAAL E ONEKEYI KHAAYE KAANCHA CHHOLA, DU CHAAMOCH MADHU BAA KATOGULO KAAJU BADAAM; KAANCHA HOLUD, KAALMEGH ER RASH, CHHOLAR CHAATU R SARBATH BAA BHUSHI R SARBATH KHELE O, EMNI EE SEREY JAABE ONEK BYARAAM !!!

"Soundarjye bhora suryoday r AAKAASH; 

ki pariskar ei sakaal er BAATAASH. 

Din er shuru teyi ektu hoye jaak 

path chala, ektu dour jhaap, 

aar ektu yog BYAAM; 

keyu keyu abaar mandir e pujo 

ditey jaan, taa se hok 'Kali', 'Shiv', 

'Ganesh', 'Bajrangbali' baa 'RADHESHYAM'. 

Sakaal e onekeyi khaaye 

kaancha chhola, du chaamoch 

madhu baa katogulo kaaju BADAAM; 

kaancha holud, kaalmegh er rash, cholaar 

chaatu r sarbath baa bhushi r sarbath khele o, 

emni ee serey jaabe onek BYARAAM. 

Oi tel e bhajha kochuri aar chola r daal baa 

aloo r dum, shorir er kono kaaj e LAAGENA; 

taar theke barong je, garam doodh baa tok doi 

baa seddho deem khaaye, seyi beshi SEYAANA. 

Dupur er khabaar e, obosyo ee thaakbe 

saak sabji ebong paatilebu, aar paarle 

roj chibiye khaan ontoto ekta 

sobuj kaacha LANKA; 

thorh er tarkaari, soya bari r torkaari, aloo 

jhingey posto r tarkaari ebong ucchey baa 

neem-begun o kheye raakhun, jato ee 

baaruk virus sankraman er SANKHYA. 

Roj khaan maach, paneer, 

deem baa MAANGSHO; 

apnaakeyi aagey sustho thaakte hobe, 

bhoy neyi, ei prithibi hocche naa DHANGSHO. 

Roj bikel e khaan 

gutikoyek apple baa KALA; 

chaa paan korun khaati chaal bhajha chebote 

chebote, ekdum jomey jaabe SANDHYEBELA. 

Ei virus, fushfush keyi 

aakraman korey, taarpor 

chaalaye taandav, kore khub BARABARI; 

amader baarate hobe protirodh khamota, 

taai kichudin naai baa korlen beshi 

dhumpaan, oi ciggarette baa BIRI."- Arindam Sain

BISHAAKTO EI VISWA BARTAMAN E, EI VIRUS ER MAYAJAAL E; JE ACHO JETHAY, ACHO KI BENCHEY, EI CORONAKAAL E !!!

"Bishaakto ei viswa bartaman e, 

ei virus er MAYAJAAL E; 

je acho jethay, acho ki 

benchey, ei CORONAKAAL E ? 

Aaj achey, toh kaal 

se neyi, hotath MRITYU; 

eta ee vaastav, eta ee satya, 

neyi er moddhe kono 'kano' baa 'KINTU'. 

Jatokkhon aache JEEBAN; 

charidik jano MAYABAN; 

sab ee emon bhaabe ghorey, 

jano kono gaari r CHAAKA; 

abaar onyo konojon aasey boiki, 

jakhan kono sthaan hoye jaaye FNAAKA. 

Keyu jaanena, katodin 

dhore cholbe ei 

rahasyamoyee MRITYULEELA; 

'Jeeban' aar 'Jeebika' r moddhyikhaan e 

porey, maanush er moddhey ki 

baarchey kono maanosik JWAALA ! 

Maanush er hriday kintu ajaanteyi 

hoye jacche besh nishtoor o SHAKTO; 

kaaron ei virus er jonnyo, pooro prithibi 

taa ee hoye gache BISHAAKTO."- Arindam Sain