IN SUCH A LONG QUEUE OF OUR CASH COUNTER, WHY A TECH SAVVY, YOUNG GENERATION GUY LIKE YOU STILL STAND !!!

"BANKER: 'In such a long queue 

of our cash counter, why a 

tech savvy, young generation 

guy like you still STAND; 

in this modern era, we have ATM, 

Internet Banking, Mobile Banking, so 

why you guys are not using 'Digital 

Banking', we really don't UNDERSTAND.' 

CUSTOMER: 'Why are 

we still too concerned 

about digital banking, 

you want to HEAR; 

it takes around 72 hours to get a refund 

if there is any failed ATM or online 

transaction and due to modern cyber attacks, 

there is still so much FEAR.'"- Arindam Sain

THERE ARE SO MANY APPS IN THE MARKET FOR DATING; WHERE ALMOST ALL THE REGISTERED USERS ARE EXPERT IN FLIRTING !!!

"There are so many apps 

in the market for DATING; 

where almost all the registered 

users are expert in FLIRTING. 

If it is a match at both ends, both of 

them can start the private CHATTING; 

then after a few months, both of them plans to 

meet each other in a place of secret MEETING. 

After some good 

eating and wild DRINKING; 

they play some sacred games 

to experience some SWEATING. 

Then as the time passes 

gradually, they weakens up 

their own romantic SETTING; 

as again another new player 

comes into their life to play the 

sacred games after apple BITING."- Arindam Sain

YEH VIRUS SE TOH JYAADA KHATARNAK LAAG RAHA HAIN YEH SAB INSAAN !!!

"CHITRAGUPTA: 'Dukkh ki 

baat kya bataayein 

aapko MAHARAJ; 

haspaatal ke bahaar ya apne hee ghar 

ke bahaar, mareez mar raha hain, 

ho nahi raha hain koi ILAAJ. 

Yeh virus se toh jyaada khatarnak 

laag raha hain yeh sab INSAAN; 

agar aisa chalta raha, toh phir najaane kitne hee 

laashon se bharh jaayega har SHAMSAAN.'

YAMRAAJ: 'Aakhir kaar 

Insaan o ko mil rahi 

hain uchit SHIKSHA; 

boorey waqt mein, yehi Insaan bhool jaata 

hain Insaniyat, aur har peereet Insaan ke liye 

wahi hota hain asli AGNIPARIKSHA. 

Swasthya Bibhaag aur Prashashan 

ki naakamyaabi hain yeh, 

aur isiliye saayed darr gaya 

hain poora maanav JAATI; 

agar bahut jald naa aaya iski dabaai, toh 

phir hogi aur bhi tabaahi, kyon ki yeh 

Insaan suraksha bidhi nahi hain apnaati, aur 

isiliye hoti hain ghor DURGATI.'"- Arindam Sain

MON AMAAR, EI GRAAM ER MATO EE PRAANKHOLA; TAAI CHOLEY BOIKI EKTU ADHTU PREM ER O KHELA !!!

"Khayali e mon, 

neyi kono AKKEL; 

samay boye jaaye, ei 

hocche sakaal, ei hocche BIKEL. 

Kakhano khacchi taal er 

saansh, kakhano NAARKEL; 

khelchi keet keet, kakhano daanguli, 

kakhano kabaddi, kakhano baa MARBEL; 

kichu ee khaowa royena baad, 

aam, tetul baa paaka BEL. 

Mon amaar, ei graam er 

mato ee PRAANKHOLA; 

taai choley boiki ektu 

adhtu prem er o KHELA. 

Ami bhabaghurey, baunduley boley, 

ekjon toh jhogra emon kore, je amaar 

kaan hoye jaaye JHALAPALA; 

ei graam e sabai amaare cheney, 

kaaron mukkhyo charitra teh ami ee 

abhinay kori, jakhan hoy kono JATRAPALA. 

Amader gram er 

naam 'BHUVANDAANGA'; 

boye jaaye nodi, jekhaane dekhte 

paaowa jaaye kato ee naa MAACHRAANGA; 

ei nodi r opaar e, royechey 

aar ekti gram, 'HAARHBHAANGA'; 

jakhan maajhi raa gaaye bhatiali gaan, amaar 

hriday hoye jaaye CHAANGA."- Arindam Sain

PLASTIC TO BE REPLACED AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE; BY JUTE PRODUCTS AND IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE !!!

"Plastic to be replaced as early as POSSIBLE; 

by Jute products and it is not IMPOSSIBLE. 

The Indian Government took 

the initiative of 'Look EAST'; 

some eastern states can earn more revenues by

increasing the volume of Jute farming at LEAST. 

In each and every shops and 

shopping malls, there should 

be no plastic carry bags at ALL; 

there should be only reusable Jute Bags and 

to implement it fully, the Indian Government 

has to take the final CALL."- Arindam Sain

IN ADDITION TO 'INTEREST SUBVENTION', IMPLEMENT THE 'KCC SUBSIDY' SCHEME !!!

"ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'In addition 

to 'Interest Subvention', 

implement the 'KCC 

Subsidy' SCHEME; 

say, Rs. 10,000/- per year will be credited only 

to the 'KCC Accounts' which are in IRAC-0 or 

IRAC-1 as per the approved final list sent by 

the respective PSU Banks Head Office TEAM.'

ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER: 'Nice 

suggestion indeed, as it will 

have a dual EFFECT; 

many KCC loans will come 

out of the NPA zone, a scenario 

which is just PERFECT.'"- Arindam Sain

WHY NOT IN INDIA, WHY IN UNITED ARAB EMIRATES; THINK THRICE BEFORE FINALIZING THE IPL 2020 MATCH DATES !!!

"Why not in India, why in 

United Arab EMIRATES; 

think thrice before finalizing 

the IPL 2020 match DATES. 

Is the Indian economy in 

a good CONDITION; 

IPL 2020 can be a good tool 

for revenue GENERATION. 

Many migrant workers 

will get some temporary WORKS; 

so many maintainence jobs can be done by them 

in and around all cricket stadiums or PARKS. 

Reduce the number of tickets 

in each stadium by 60% to 

maintain social DISTANCING; 

raise the ticket prices by 25% and 

within the galleries also, there will 

be some strategic FENCING."- Arindam Sain