DON'T GET TOO EXCITED OR OVERJOYED AFTER SEEING DISCOUNTS AS THESE ARE THE REAL BUSINESS TALES !!!

"In the partial 

lockdown PHASES; 

the online ordering of foods 

have increased in so many CASES. 

In the online apps, you may get 

attracted by seeing so many DISCOUNTS; 

but, is the price of foods in the apps tallying 

with the restaurant menu card price AMOUNTS. 

For example, say if the price of a food item is 

Rs. 60/-, then in the apps it will show Rs. 100/-; 

with 20% discount and Rs. 20/- as a delivery 

charge, so, you are going to pay Rs. 100. 

In that Rs. 40/- extra PROFIT; 

the apps firm takes Rs. 30/-, that's IT. 

The restaurant owner also makes a tie-up with 

these apps, as he/she gets more profit 

with increased quantity of SALES; 

so, don't get too excited or overjoyed after 

seeing discounts as these are the real 

business TALES."- Arindam Sain

KANO PRASHASAN EBONG POLICE LOCKDOWN E GHAR E THAAKTE BOLCHE, DAYA KORE BUJHUN TAAR GURUTTWO !!!

"Acho ki BHALO; 

neyi je AALO; 

rangeen jeevan hoyechey saada KAALO. 

Swasthya r naam e 

cholchey LOOTPAAT; 

bhaango ei udaasinota o 

durniti r louha KAPAAT; 

neyi porjaapto bichaana, 

taai jete hocche SHASHANGHAT. 

Charidikey ee jano AATANKA; 

baro ee jotil ei rajneeti aar vote bank er AANKA. 

Jodi hoy 

SANKRAMAN; 

tahole ee kintu haaspaatal katripakkho 

korbe apnaar bank balance e AAKRAMAN. 

Thaakun ghar e, thaakun surakkhito, 

thaakun sushtha, bojaaye 

raakhun samaajik DURATTWO; 

kano Prashashan ebong Police 

lockdown e ghar e thaakte bolche, daya 

kore bujhun taar GURUTTWO."- Arindam Sain

OYSTER AND OCTOPUS !!!

"OYSTER: 'Humans are of the 

opinion that if they eat OYSTERS; 

then the nutrients of that 

food acts as power BOOSTERS. 

Our species are of so many 

varieties, so many types of 

flavours, but humans prefer 

to eat us RAW; 

the greed factor among humans to 

reproduce us on a large scale invited 

several virus attacks on us, though, 

some nations have imposed a strict LAW.'

OCTOPUS: 'As we have three hearts 

and nine brains, humans are JEALOUS; 

our blood is blue and can secrete out venom 

when any shark or human comes near US. 

In some nations, humans 

eat us with spicy sauce 

after burning us LIVE; 

every year, after swallowing by 

not chewing us properly, many 

humans failed to remain ALIVE.'"- Arindam Sain

AAMI AMAAR KAAJ NIYEYI EKDUM FURFUREY MEJAAJ E THAAKI !!!

"Aar tamon oi chaa er dokaan e 

hoyna jomiye adda, sabaai ekhan 

je jaar kaaj niye BYAASTO; 

aami dinbhar 'Toto' chaalai, onekdin por 

didi r baaritey gelaam rakhi portey, jomiye 

khelaam bhaath, daal, beguni, aloo POSTO. 

Pet e ekta paathar hobaar por thekeyi 

aami aajkaal khaai sudhu ee NIRAMISH; 

boyesh besi noy amaar kintu, 

maatro CHABBISH. 

'Toto' chaalai boley, amaar jamaibabu 

baa taar parivaar er lokjon 

ektu naak shitkoye BOIKI; 

taatey amaar boyeyi gachey, pet e kheley, 

tobeyi peeth e soy guru, taai aami amaar kaaj 

niyeyi ekdum furfurey mejaaj e THAAKI; 

kaaj er samay, paisa kamaanor jonnyo, 

mon diye kori kaaj, diyi naa kono FAAKI; 

otto bhebey ki laabh bhabisyat er katha, ekhan 

o jeevan er kato path chalaa r aachey BAAKI. 

Otto paisa o neyi je, bhebey 

bhebey maatha kharap hoye jaabe, 

je kon bank e, kato paisa RAAKHI; 

computer baa mobile ghataghati r o bishesh 

obbhyesh neyi, barong ami baaritey 

pusechi, kato rang berang er PAAKHI; 

chupi chupi sudhu apnaader keyi 

bolchi, je eedaning ekti sundari 

sabji bikreta hoyechey 

amaar priyo SAKHI; 

se amaar jeevan e asaar por, ami 

upolobdhi korechi, jano grisyakaal er 

dupur e, prakriti ke thaanda korte, 

esechey KAALBAISAKHI."- Arindam Sain

WHATEVER 'WHO' SAYS IS SO CONFUSING; SOMETIMES, WE FIND THOSE STATEMENTS SO AMUSING !!!

"Whatever 'WHO' says 

is so CONFUSING; 

sometimes, we find those 

statements so AMUSING. 

In the initial stages, 'WHO' regarded 

this virus as a weak ONE; 

then 'WHO' declared this virus as a dangerous 

virus and started to scare EVERYONE. 

Many a times, we have also seen 

that what 'WHO' declared TODAY; 

it swung by 180 degrees, 

the very next DAY. 

Therefore, whatever 'WHO' 

says nowadays, the people of 

the world are least bothered about IT; 

people are interested to know about the 

development of vaccine and any effective 

rapid testing KIT."- Arindam Sain

THE INCLUSION OF 'RAFALE' FROM FRANCE WILL MAKE 'INDIAN AIR FORCE' QUITE STRONG !!!

"The introduction of 'Rafale' from France 

will make 'Indian Air Force' quite STRONG; 

these fighting jets can be utilized very efficiently 

against enemies if anything goes WRONG. 

Even Nepal may get a nice treatment as 

the Nepalese Government is becoming 

a nation which is fully Chinese DRIVEN; 

India and Russia have always been a good friend 

to each other and to support India, the Russian 

Government must supply more 'Sukhoi-57'. 

If China again plans to enter into Ladakh, this 

time, due to the attacks from the 'Indian Air 

Force', the Chinese soldiers will not SURVIVE; 

as China is planning to destroy US economy, the 

USA Government must make a diplomatic move 

by supplying India, some 'F-35'".- Arindam Sain

EI MAHAMAARI R 2020 TE, SHURU HOLO AMADER PREMKAHINI !!!

"Ami o khete bhalobashi lukiye lukiye, oi NONI; 

tumi ee toh mor Radhe, tumi ee mor RANI. 

Amaar karmasthal, 'Doordarshan' aar 

tomaar karmasthal 'AKASHVAANI'; 

ami jakhan roj TV teh khabor pori, tumi amaake 

thik dekho sandhyabela e, se ami JAANI; 

ami o office e, ektu abasar peley, 

tomaar anusthaan gulo o, mobile 

phone e, headphone laagiye SUNI. 

Amader graam er naam, 

'SUNMUNI'; aar tomader 

graam er naam, 'JAAMBUNI'. 

Bhagabaan er ki leela 

dekho, amaar naam, 'Prabhat' 

aar tomaar naam, 'RAJANI'; 

ei maaron virus aakraman korlo dujon ke, oi 

haaspaatal ei alaap, ei mahamaari r 2020 te, 

shuru holo amader PREMKAHINI."- Arindam Sain