EI CHAAND E, EKTAAI MAATRO SHOPPING MALL, 'MOON MALL' !!!

"BANALATA: 'Beshi bokaboki ekdum 

korbe naa toh, aami je product taa 

select korbo, setaai FINAL.'

SUBIMAL: 'Kano bokbo naa suni, tumi kintu 

proti weekend e, ei 'Moon Mall' e esey, 

khub ee khorcha korcho AAJKAAL.'

HASIBUL: 'Suhanallah ! onekdin por 

ei chaand e, kaan e elo BANGLA; 

ki aar bolbo moshaai, praaye bhulteyi 

choley chilaam aar ki, bangla katha BOLA. 

Ekhaane toh mashaai 

sabaai praaye ekkebaare BIDESHI; 

aapni Kolkata r holeyo, bangaali toh, bangla toh 

amader o maatribhasha, aami BANGLADESHI. 

Apnaar chobi aami 'Moon Daily' 

newspaper e dekhechi, aapni toh 

bikkhyaato neurosurgeon, Dr. Subimal SEN; 

amaar abaar ektu Physics er proti beshi 

bhalobasha, ami 'Titan University' r 

Physics professor, Dr. Hasibul HOSSAIN. 

Apnaar Mrs. toh dekhchi khub ee raagi, 

bhalo ee kore BOKABOKI; 

amaar begum o jakhan regey jaaye, 

ami o baarite besh bhoy teyi THAAKI.'

SUBIMAL: 'Aar bolen kano, amaar baari 

toh noy, jano Dolby Digital Cinema Hall, 

saradin korche GAMGAM; 

tobe or khitkhitey mejaaj holeyo, ghar er 

lakkhi bote, pooro andarmahal oi 

saamlaaye, bhalo ee kore PORISHRAM. 

Ei Chaand e, ektaai maatro 

shopping mall, 'Moon MALL'; 

satyi ee, ekhaane proti weekend e, 

katorakam maanush er naamey DHAL. 

Aapni ki ekhane eklaa esechen NAAKI; 

koi apnaake toh keyu korchena BOKABOKI !'

HASIBUL: 'Oi hocche amaar begum, 

Amina, amaar hriday r RANI; 

tobe Bangladeshi noy, 

ekdum khaati khaandaani IRANI. 

Oi Irani bhasha bujhte osubidhe hoyna, 

jehetu ei chaand er 'translator device' er 

saamne onnyo bhasha e katha bolle, oi 

device taa bangla e kore daaye TRANSLATE; 

ekdum khola aakaash dekhte paaina, jehetu 

'Moon City' r opor taa ekdum swaccha kaanch 

diye ghera, aar sattyi ee daarun unnato 

ekhaankaar online connection, 'LUNARNET''.

SUBIMAL: 'Jaai bolun mashai, ei 

chaand e kintu kono rajneeti neyi, 

kono jaati, dharmo, barno r 

bhedabhed o neyi EKKEBAARE; 

amaader sobaar 'MoonCard' e, amader 

porichay, 'Humans', tarpor hoy 'Male', 

'Female' baa 'Transgender', besh sab 

somaan hoye galo EBAARE.'

HASIBUL: 'ISRO ekta notun 'Speed Spacecraft' 

pathiyeche chaand e, ekhaankaar 'LunarLane' 

raajdhani theke 'New Delhi' jetey ekhan 

maatro baaro ghonta LAAGEY; 

jaaben toh cholun oi Spacecraft e, 

eksaatheyi jaaowa jaabe amader family 

niye, tobe ticket ketey raakhte hobe, 

ontoto teen maash AAGEY.'"- Arindam Sain

MI WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 28.10.2020 !!!

"Oh ! Boy ! For how many times 

by Jasprit actually, Virat got HUNTED; 

Devdutt batted well and such a 

knock of 74, RCB badly WANTED. 

In 164, Josh contributed as per 

his capability to score 33; 

Jasprit led the MI bowling 

unit with a figure of 14/3. 

MI won by 5 wickets 

on 28.10.2020,

with 5 balls to SPARE; 

as with an unbeaten 79, Suryakumar 

even succeeded against Chahal and 

Shiraj in the WARFARE."- Arindam Sain

BHABCHI, LAKKHI PUJO R DIN, NILIMA R BAARITE TRIPTI KORE KHETEY PAARBO KINA CHOLA R DAAL AAR LUCHI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei Durga Pujo e, onek 

ultopalta kheye bhai, amaar 

hoye gache ARUCHI; 

bhabchi lakkhi pujo r din, 

Nilima r baarite, tripti kore khetey 

paarbo kinaa chola r daal aar LUCHI.'

BABOOL: 'Baah ! sedin tui tor premika r 

baaritey giye korbi prasad BHOJAN; 

Nilima r maa nischoi korbe 

besh durdaanto AAYOJAN'.

BABLAA: 'Nilima der baari r pechone r 

baagaan er pukur ghaat e, bhaalo ee 

laagbe oi lakkhi purnima r RAATEY; 

Nilima tor kaandhe maatha diye 

gaaibe ekti rabindrasangeet, dujon er 

haath thaakbe dujon er HAATHEY.'

BALA: 'Amra toh tor ee bondhu, taai tor 

mato ee dustu, jhop e jhaar e lukiye, oi 

ekbaar ee toder premleela dekhechi, tobe 

biye taa pichiye tui bhalo ee KORECHISH; 

ek e toh mahamaari, taar opor purohit gulo 

kato ki dosh goon baar korbe, amraa oisab 

maanina, tobe maanteyi hobe, jeh ei saal 

taa sattyiee BEESHBEESH.'"- Arindam Sain

REALLY, WHAT A GREAT GAME, IBA HAS PLAYED !!!

"During the meetings on 'Mergers and 

Acquisitions', it was agreed that the 

'Bipartite Settlement' will not be DELAYED; 

but, now, we are only witnessing talks 

after talks only with no solution, really, 

what a great game, IBA has PLAYED. 

Since 2017, why the PSU Bankers 

are still NEGLECTED; 

why so many important 

demands, the IBA has REJECTED ? 

For 3 long years, the arrears 

as per the 'Bipartite Settlement' 

is pending, but, still, the IBA will 

ask, 'Why there is such an URGENCY'; 

if the Indian economy is slowly coming back to 

the right track, then it is due to the PSU Bankers 

who gave services to the customers even during '

'Covid-19' lockdown EMERGENCY."- Arindam Sain

TO A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME ONLY, THE INTEREST WAIVER SCHEME ON LOANS IS ACCEPTABLE !!!

"To a certain period of 

time only, the interest waiver 

scheme on loans is ACCEPTABLE; 

but, extending it for so many days 

will definitely make the PSU 

Banking sector UNSTABLE. 

Even profitable PSU Banks 

of previous quarters have been 

put under the real litmus TEST; 

on the other hand, indirectly, 

as per competitive rankings, for 

private banks, this period is BEST. 

If PSU Banks cannot charge 

interest on loans for increasing 

its net profitability, then why should 

the PSU Banks will LEND; 

big depositors are breaking 

their fixed deposits and going to private 

banks as the interest rate at PSU Banks 

are at a decreasing TREND."- Arindam Sain

JAKHAN PUJOR KENAAKATA R BAZAAR E PROCHUR BHEERH CHILO, TAKHAN EE HOYE GACHE BESHI GOLMAAL !!!

"DAKTAAR: 'Abaar baarche SANKRAMAN; 

virus ebaar korche firti AAKRAMAN. 

Kato bhalo bhalo daktaar ke aamraa 

ei mahaamaari teh HARAALAAM; 

tobu ki aamra sadhaaran maanush ke 

thikbhaabey sachetan korte PAARLAAM !'

POLICE: 'Sab aangul ee ki aar 

samaan hoy, sab jaayega ee ki 

aar kaaj hoy misti KATHAYE; 

abostha bujhe jothajotho 

byabostha neowaa hoy boiki, 

nitaanto ee prayojon hoy JETHAAYE. 

Jehetu onek club karmokortaa der theke 

onek sahojogita peyechi aamra, taai 

Durga Pujo r oi chaar din e, tobu o 

onektaa deowaa gaachey SAMAAL; 

samasya hoyechey thik oi Durga Pujo r du teen 

saptaaho aagey thekey, jakhan pujo r kenaakata

r bazaar e prochur bheerh chilo, takhan ee 

hoye gache beshi GOLMAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

AMI TOH KATOBAAR EE OKEY KAAMRECHI, KINTU OR PROTIRODH KHAMOTA JE DAARUN !!!

"MALARIA R MOSHA: 'Ki re, kamon 

achish, oi dyaakh moshaari r ek 

koney royechey CNHERHA; 

je byaata suye aachey oi

bichaana teh, taar paratuto 

daak naam holo NYARHA. 

Kaal khub korechilo nijer haath diye 

amaake maara r chesta, kintu ami 

baar baar urrey gechi thik TAALEY; 

aaj oi moshaari r bhetorhey dhukey, 

etto kaamraabo okey, je byata r malaria 

hobeyi hobe, por er din SAKAALEY.'

DENGUE R MOSHA: 'Ami toh 

katobaar ee okey kaamrechi, 

kintu or protirodh 

khamota je DAARUN; 

sunechi besh bhaalo football khele, aar 

roj paantha bhaath er saathe khaaye teen 

te piyaaz, duto kaancha lanka, aar bhalo 

ee khaaye aloo bhaatey aar NOOON. 

Tobe khub saabdhaan, 

ghum er ghorey o kintu 

or haath paa bhaalo ee CHOLEY; 

bechey firish jano, eituku ee subhokaamona 

roilo, aastey aastey oi moshaari r bhetorh 

dhukey porh TAAHOLEY.'"- Arindam Sain