Tuesday, March 16, 2021

#BringFuelUnderGST IS THE NEED OF THE HOUR, WHY ARE THEY TAKING SO MUCH TIME TO DECIDE !!!

"BABLOO: 'How can we expect 
the GDP of India to GROW; 
when such a high rise in the price of all 
types of fuel has raised everyone's EYEBROW.'

BABOOL: 'Confused and surprised 
are the members of GST COUNCIL; 
that so many years have passed, 
why fuel is not under GST STILL ? 
If you include fuel 
under GST, there will be 
a huge price REDUCTION; 
inflation will automatically get tamed 
and many loss making firms will do profits 
after reaching the break even JUNCTION.'

BABLA: 'State level and Central level 
politics are basically the reasons for 
such a poor socio-economic CONDITION; 
and it is shameful to see some 
politicians shouting for more pension, 
more salary, more REMUNERATION. 
Europe is planning to switch 
to the energy obtained from 
Wind, Water and SUN; 
now, the middle east nations are targeting 
India to sell their fuel at a much cheaper 
price also, and there lies the real FUN. 

BALA: 'Price of fuel is 
decreasing day by day 
in International MARKET; 
but, in India, both Central Government 
and State Governments are 
increasing their profit BASKET. 
#BringFuelUnderGST is the 
need of hour, why are they 
taking so much time to DECIDE; 
or regarding this issue, are they 
waiting for some agitations and 
campaigns NATIONWIDE.'"- Arindam Sain

SAB KOTA KE CHAAP E RAAKHBO, BHALOMATO KAAJ NAA KORLE, PROTI PAANCH BACHOR BAAD E, SARKAR AAMRA THIK PAALTE DEBO, GURU !!!

"BABLOO: 'Police er holo shaasti, 
kintu taader mantri r kano NOY; 
plaster theke bandage, maatro 
ek diney, ki bichitra ABHINOY.'

BABOOL: 'Bhoy toh ekta acheyi, 
jodi sadharan maanush gulo 
kore daaye BIDAAYE; 
taai toh abhinaba kaayeda e, 
ontoto kichu lok ke jodi bokaa 
banaano jaaye, kore sahanubhuti ADAAYE.'

BABLA: 'Nirbachan e pratidwandita 
koraar ticket naa peleyi jaara dal 
chhere daaye, prashno othey boiki, 
je taader ki adou ache kono nirdisto 
rajnoitik mat o ADARSHA; 
aadi bonaam nabbya r gostidwanda toh 
legeyi royeche, odike abaar Gujarati byabsadaar der haath e, praaye sab Sarkari sanstha tuley dile, kathin arthanoitik 
biparjoy r mukhe porbe BHARATBARSHA.'

BALA: 'Sabtheke bhalo bhai, 
rashtrapati shaashan, aasole je 
odhik sannyasi teh gaajon NASTO; 
rajneeti taa ke, byabsaa bhebe, era sudhu 
dakaati korteyi oi godi gulo e bosey, bojhena 
sadharan maanush er kono dukkho KASTO. 
Taa bole ki vote debona, 
nischoi debo, jato ee 
hok naa era ek ee 
goyaal er GORU; 
kintu sab kota ke chaap e raakhbo, 
bhalomato kaaj naa korle, proti 
paanch bachor baad e, Sarkar 
aamra thik paalte debo, GURU.'"- Arindam Sain


Saturday, March 13, 2021

INDIAN GOVERNMENT HAS PRIVATIZED PSU BANKS TO DO PROFITABLE BUSINESS ONLY, SO, ONLY RICH AND BIG CUSTOMERS WILL BE TREATED AS KING !!!

"A POOR ILLITERATE CUSTOMER: 'Sir, why 
the bank has deducted 'Minimun Balance 
Charge', when I had a balance of Rs. 4,200/-; 
even, what is this, for printing my 
passbook more than 3 times in a 
month, the bank is deducting Rs. 200/-. 
I will complain about it to 
the Indian GOVERNMENT; 
we, the poor customers are facing 
so much financial HARASSMENT.'

BANK CLERK: 'Ha ha ha, let me just 
have a great laugh at it, oh, Sir, 
the Indian Government is no more 
the owner of this BANK; 
it was once the big PSU bank, but, now, it 
has been privatized, so, you can waste your 
valuable time and energy by complaining 
about it to any MLA, MP of any RANK. 
Let me tell you that the minimum balance 
for any Savings Account in our bank 
is now Rs. 5,000/-; 
also, if your average savings 
balance in your account in a 
year exceeds Rs. 50,000/-, 
then we will deduct 'Annual 
Custody and Maintainence 
Charge' of another Rs. 500/-.'

A POOR ILLITERATE CUSTOMER: 'Where 
is the Branch Manager, 
immediately, I want to 
close my Savings ACCOUNT; 
only 4 PSU Banks exist in India now, 
I will go and open a savings account 
in any of those PSU Banks where 
minimum balance is still of so small AMOUNT.'

BRANCH OFFICER: 'Sir, please fill up the 
'Account Closure Form' if you wish to, or 
maintain silence here, but, please don't YELL; 
go to any political rally or media house, 
where you can say as much 
sad story you want to TELL. 
Indian Government has privatized PSU banks 
to do profitable business only, so, only rich 
and big customers will be treated as KING; 
why should this private bank will bother 
about you such poor customer who 
actually has NOTHING. 
Next month, all the branches in 
remote rural areas will be closed, no 
concept of 'compromise of loans' are 
there anymore, also forget about agricultural 
loans at a cheaper rate of INTEREST; 
see the fun, now, it is our turn to laugh at you 
such poor customers who were laughing at us 
when we were going for bank strikes against 
privatization and you guys were proudly saying, 
'Privatization policy is the BEST'.'"- Arindam Sain

EENI EE TOH MAHAKAAL; PARONE BAAGH ER CHHAAL; ONAAR GOLAAYE JORIYE THAAKE BISHADHAR SAAP; HAATH E ABAAR DOMRU BAANDHA TRISHUL, BAAPRE BAAP !!!

"Eeni ee toh MAHAKAAL; 
parone baagh er CHHAAL; 
onaar golaaye joriye 
thaake bishadhar SAAP; 
haath e abaar domru 
baandha trishul, baapre BAAP. 
Kono poshu ee 
thaakena ANATH; 
jehetu royechen taader 
rakshakarta, PASHUPATINATH. 
Kakhano Bhole Baba, 
toh kakhano ki BHAYANKAR; 
keyu bole Shiv, toh 
keyu bole SHANKAR. 
Saara biswa bhrammande 
bikhyaato ei neelkanthi 'NATARAJ'; 
se ki nritya, se ki rudramurti, 
sattyi ee teeni ee aasol MAHARAJ. 
Prachando raagi 
kintu ei TRILOCHAN; 
Ganesh bhalo ee bujhechilen, jakhan 
teeni paalan korchilen ekti BACHAN. 
Khub saabdhaan, oi biggyan aar unnayan 
er naam e, prakriti ke niye korle KHELA; 
Mahadev kintu bhalo ee bujhiye daaye 
boiki, je kaake bole DHANGSHALEELA. 
Surya r shorir er taap er jonnyo taar 
bou janaalen taar nijer baba r kaache 
naalish aar Vishnu ee kintu chilen 
Shiv er pratham BHAKTO; 
Viswakarma r pokkhe 
'Pushpak Vimaan', 'Trishul' aar 
'Sudharshan Chakra' tairi koraa 
r kaaj taa chilo naa khub ekta SHAKTO. 
Purnima aar Amavasya ki aar 
emni emni hoy, Daksha r obhisaap 
samlaate, Chandra o hoyechen 
ei 'Adi Dev' er SHARONAPANNO; 
Sati nilen nijer ee praan aar Vishnu 
thamalen Shiv er taandav nritya, jehetu 
'Sudarshan Chakra' dwaara kora holo 
Sati r mritodeho CHINNOBHINNO. 
'Adi Shakti Shiv' toh amar, ananta, 
taai abaar punarjanma nilen SATI; 
tobe ebaar Himalaya r kol e, 
ebong onaar naam holo PARVATI. 
Asur aar Devata der yuddhe, 
Devata raa yuddha jeetlo thik ee, 
kintu Agastya Muni je kore felechilen 
hajom praaye sab samudra r sab JAL; 
Sagar putra der aatmaa r Shanti r jonnyo, 
Ganga ke martya teh aanlo Bhagirath, 
kintu jatadhaari Shiv er daulat e, 
Ganga r gati holo onektaai DURBAL. 
'Shiv' er mato bor paabe bole, 
kato ee naa pujo kore kato PAATRI; 
taai toh eto dhumdhaam kore, proti bachar 
paalito hoy 'SHIVRAATRI'."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, March 10, 2021

EKTU NAATAK KORE EKTU SOHANUBHUTI PELEYO, MEETING ER MAATH KINTU THAAKBE FNAAKA !!!

"Emni teyi lok e bole je, 
'naachte naa jaanle, uthon BNAAKA'; 
ektu naatak kore ektu sohanubhuti peleyo, 
meeting er maath kintu thaakbe FNAAKA. 
Maajhemoddhe hoyto kono Bangaal ke,
tobu o, High Court dekhaano JAAYE; 
kintu kono Medinipur er lok ke Supreme 
Court dekhaano taa o shakto BEJAAYE. 
Medinipur er lok emniteyi onek shikkito, 
oder ke bokaa banaano oto sojaa noy, 
jato ee koruk NAATAKBAAJI; 
kato kaayeda ee naa korlo, korlo 
kato chhalchaaturi, kintu tobu o 
sabai bujhey gache sab KAARSAAJI. 
Ole baba le baba ! ki baccha baccha 
haasi r kaando, eto janopriyota, 
eto sundar suraksha byabostha, 
taao koyekjon diye dilo DHAAKKA; 
camera teh o keyu dhora porlo naa, 
kono police o naaki chilo naa, eisab 
cinema r ticket bikri ee hobena, 
ekdum flop chitranatya PAKKA. 
Accha, aaro obaak laagche eita bhebe, 
je keyu oi shibir thekeyi baa kano 
uccha parjaaye r tadanto r daabi 
korlo na ei BYAPAARE; 
dhore neoyaa jaak, gurutaro chot legeche, 
tahole nikatbarti haspaatal ei niye jaaoa 
hobe, kintu ei kshetrey kano Kolkata 
obdi aana holo gaari teh KORE. 
Ki jaani maairi, aaro je kato 
dekhte hobe naatak aar CIRCUS; 
sattyi ee ki bichitra ei Bangabhoomi r 
rajneeti, hey SELEUKUS."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, March 9, 2021

NO CURRENT SHOULD FLOW AT THAT TIME THROUGH ANY ELECTRICAL WIRE !!!

"Whenever there will 
be a breakout of a FIRE; 
always ensure that no current should 
flow at that time through any electrical WIRE. 
The newly recruited inspectors who are in 
charge of electrical audit or fire audit 
of multi-storeyed buildings are 
not so good as CHECKERS; 
so, prevention is better than cure, henceforth, 
be alert about the electrical connections, get 
it checked by electricians twice a year, and 
don't forget to install 'Circuit BREAKERS'. 
For 'Fire Brigade' staffs, the training 
courses must be upgraded with the 
syllabus of new international smart 
strategies and MODERNIZATION; 
regular recruitment of people and creating 
senior experienced leaders to lead any 
emergency operation will provide security 
as well as success for the ORGANIZATION. 
Whenever there is a fire in the 
building, as per the basic rules, 
never ever use the LIFT; 
look for windows, emergency doors 
or any safe open space, from where 
you can make a secured SHIFT. 
Unlike in corporate offices, in the 
government sector offices, the 
mock drill based on fire alarms is 
not given any importance at ALL; 
fire can break out in any office building, 
be careful, start implementing mock drill 
on one particular day every month, 
it is time to take the CALL."- Arindam Sain

Monday, March 8, 2021

WOW ! THE SURVEY RESULTS ARE SHOWING 180; REALLY, BJP IN BANGABHOOMI IS BECOMING SO MIGHTY !!!

"KING: 'The recent meeting of BJP in 
Brigade Parade Ground on 7th March 2021 
is clearly indicating that for a fantastic 
political battle, the stage is very well SET; 
you guys are already doing a survey, 
so, can you somewhat predict that in 
Bangabhoomi Assembly Election of 2021, 
how many seats can BJP GET ?'

ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'In total, adding up 
all the seats in Coochbehar, Alipurduar, 
Jalpaiguri, Kalimpong, Darjeeling 
and Dinajpur, BJP may get 23; 
even in South 24 Parganas, 
BJP may put up a great 
show and surprise 
everyone by getting 23; 
in Bankura, Purba Bardhaman 
and especially in Paschim 
Bardhaman, in total, BJP 
may get another 23. 
The trend of the last Lok Sabha 
election is showing that the voters 
of North 24 Parganas may gift BJP with 22; 
the real change as well as challenge will 
come from Midnapore, where out of 
31 seats, BJP may secure 22. 
In each district of Howrah, Hooghly 
and Nadia, BJP may get 10; 
even in Murshidabad, BJP 
may give a good bite with a 10. 
In total, in Malda, Jhargram and 
Purulia, BJP may get 14; 
in Kolkata and Birbhum, the total 
seats secured by BJP may be just 13.'

HERMIT: 'Wow ! The survey 
results are showing 180; 
really, BJP in Bangabhoomi is 
becoming so MIGHTY.'"- Arindam Sain