THE 'SAFFRON SOLDIERS' WILL BE GIVEN MORE RESPONSIBILITY AND THEY WILL BE THE DARK HORSES WITH A DECENT PACE !!!

"RSS: 'After seeing so many entry pass, 

we warned the 'Bangabhoomi BJP' UNIT; 

that the original BJP suporters are

not at all happy about IT; 

though, all those rallies attracted so many 

people to make it look as 'SUPERHIT'. 

'They' were power hungry and 

were in a great CONFUSION; 

BJP ignored our talented young 

RSS workers and started 'their' INCLUSION; 

now, groom up RSS leaders and bring them 

in front line politics, it will be a wise DECISION.'

BJP: 'In politics, sometimes any political party 

has to experience the stabbing from BEHIND; 

because, you never know, what future 

game plan is going on in anyone's MIND; 

again, coming back to all the analysis, BJP 

is again ready to do a complete REWIND. 

Nowadays, in politics, the word 

'ideology' is fading and the word, 

'selfishness' is taking its PLACE; 

we appreciate our mistake for not 

providing our talented RSS leaders, 

the much required SPACE; 

the 'Saffron Soldiers' will be given more 

responsibility and they will be the dark 

horses with a decent PACE.'"- Arindam Sain

IF ANY MEDIA HOUSE LEAKS OUT ANY INFORMATION WHICH IS A THREAT FOR NATIONAL SECURITY, THEN THAT KIND OF JOURNALISM WILL NOT BE ENTERTAINED !!!

"FEMALE REPORTER: 'Sir, we want 

to know how you all got the LEAD; 

and to confirm about their secret hiding 

places, what are the tactics behind it to READ.'

MALE INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: If you want 

to join our organization, you can join in 

to learn about it in DETAILS; 

we just do the opposite of what 

the cops do, instead of spying on 

'Heads', we rather follow the 'TAILS'.

FEMALE REPORTER: 'Without any high 

level links, is it possible for them 

to hide anywhere so EASILY; 

how come no one came to know 

about their real identity and the lapses in 

'CCTV footage' monitoring sounds so SILLY.'

MALE INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'At any 

cost, there are certain 

strict protocol for all,

to be MAINTAINED; 

if any media house leaks out any 

information which is a threat for 

national security, then that kind of journalism 

will not be ENTERTAINED.'"- Arindam Sain

ON THE HUMANS SITTING AT THE ADMINISTRATIVE LEVEL, WE ARE ALSO ANGRY !!!

"TIGRESS: 'Just after that 

super cyclone, we lost our cub 

and inside a nearby human village, 

he was roaming AROUND; 

as he was so little, the villagers 

took care of him, gave him foods 

to eat, and then returned him 

safely to his home GROUND. 

Their caring attitude towards 

our cub is surely reducing 

in my heart, the old ENMITY; 

I feel sad that the Bengal government is not 

helping them despite seeing their villages 

under the waters due to a natural CALAMITY.'

TIGER: 'It is for our bravery, hunting 

skills, wildness, uniqueness and 

beauty, the 'Sunderbans' is 

famous WORLDWIDE; 

but, except some adventurous people 

of 'Discovery' and 'Animal Planet' TV 

Channel, no one knows, how painful the 

life becomes here during any high TIDE. 

New 'Sundari' trees are not planted, not 

enough foods for us here, so, sometimes, 

we do not have any other choice rather 

than to hunt humans, when we feel HUNGRY; 

and for such reasons to fail to maintain the 

ecological balance of Sunderbans, on the 

humans sitting at the administrative level, 

we are also ANGRY.'"- Arindam Sain

AAM LANKA PORA ALOO DESI MURGI R TARKAARI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Haan re Babool, bariwala ke 

aaj ki ranna kore khaowaabi bolli suni, 

je, se taar aam gaach theke perey diye 

dilo toke katogulo knaacha AAM; 

ei ne, bazaar er tholi teh sab ee royeche, jaa jaa 

aante bolechili, ei 'Corona Virus' er lockdown er 

bazaar je agnimulya, oi knaacha lanka aar oi 

choto choto aloo gulor o nilo beshi DAAM.'

BABOOL: 'Aajker ranna, shorshe r tel e noy, 

pooro taai hobe 'Patanjali' r gaaowaa ghee diye, 

porbe taar opor piyaz, ekdum kuchi kuchi 

knaacha aam aar onekgulo knaacha lanka BOIKI; 

seshe porbe dhoney paata aar 

choto choto gota pora aloo, 

ei Babla, bhaalo kore oi gota aloo gulo 

ke pora, ekhano onektaa ee pora BAAKI.'

BABLA: 'Ki adbhut khete re, 

ektu tak tak, ektu jhaal JHAAL; 

amader Babool kintu besh bhinno 

swaad er ranna korche AAJKAAL.'

BALA: 'Tarkaari teh kono tel neyi, garam masala 

o neyi, kintu besh daarun laagche khete, 

Babool, tor uchit kono hotel e chef er 

chaakri kora, baa nijer ekta hotel KHOLA; 

ei 'Aam Lanka Pora Aloo Desi Murgi' r 

tarkaari kheye kintu aajker 

besh khushi ee hobe 

aamader BARIWALA.'"- Arindam Sain

THE RELATIONSHIP WHICH HAS TRUE LOVE, JUST GOES ON AND ON, GRADUALLY BECOMING MORE STRONG !!!

"MALE LAWYER: 'With both 

her husband and lover, she 

became intimate and WILD; 

now, after becoming pregnant, 

she is confused about who is the 

actual father of her upcoming CHILD. 

The apex court has given full liberty 

to adultery, so there can be no ARREST; 

but to avoid further confusion, it is feasible 

to have the upcoming child's 'DNA TEST'.'

FEMALE COP: 'Nowadays, in the 

name of 'Feminism' and 'Modernization', 

many girls just blindly run after LUST; 

they don't even understand what is 

true love actually, and hence in their iron 

like love bonding, there is always some RUST. 

With only lust in a relationship, 

it may look so rosy initially, but,

it is not going to last for LONG; 

but, the relationship which has 

true love, just goes on and on, gradually 

becoming more STRONG.'"- Arindam Sain

KEEP STRICT VIGILANCE ON ALL THE CHINESE PASSENGERS BY FLIGHT AS THEY MAY BE USED AS A MEDIUM OF BIOLOGICAL WEAPON !!!

"NRI: 'In China, there was 

surely a laboratory LEAK; 

and China's first target was USA, where 

the virus contamination reached at its PEAK. 

In the year of 

2020, the role of 'WHO' 

was highly SUSPICIOUS; 

but, thanks a lot to the Indian scientists 

who have created the vaccines which 

are so effective and PRECIOUS.'

RI: 'Don't think that China is not doing 

anything secretly, their research to 

create several mutant virus is ON; 

keep strict vigilance on all the Chinese 

passengers by flight as they may be 

used as a medium of biological WEAPON. 

China, Pakistan, Iran, 

North Korea and Palestine 

are the harmful nations 

for the human RACE; 

so, India, Israel, Russia, France, 

Australia and USA must always dominate 

on these nations and must not provide 

them any comfortable SPACE.'"- Arindam Sain

INCREASE THE 'SERVICE CHARGE'; TO MAKE IT LARGE !!!

"Increase the 'Service CHARGE'; 

to make it LARGE. 

More than five cash transactions 

in a month in any savings account 

must charge Rs. 118; 

the minimum charge 

for NEFT to be deducted 

must be increased to Rs. 15. 

Service charges of Rs. 50/- 

to be deducted for nominee 

or mobile number MODIFICATION; 

'PMSBY' enrollment is a must for 

all the new savings account, otherwise, 

it will not get passed for ACTIVATION. 

New sanctioned loans 

cannot be disbursed without 

'PMSBY' and 'PMJJY' ENROLLMENT; 

for issuance and cancellation of  'Demand Draft', 

automatic deduction in CBS software must be 

implemented by the IT team MANAGEMENT. 

Transparency lies in 

an economy which 

is more CASHLESS; 

and due to some good 

payment apps, it is becoming 

very easy to do daily BUSINESS."- Arindam Sain