ONCE THE ECONOMY OPENS UP AFTER THOSE 'LOCKDOWN SITUATION'; SURELY, INDIA IS GOING TO EMERGE AS A SUPERPOWER NATION !!!

"CHINESE: 'We are leaking out so 

many mutants of Corona VIRUS; 

but, the Indian scientists are 

indirectly counterattacking US. 

Once the economy opens up after 

those 'lockdown' SITUATION; 

surely, India is going to emerge 

as a superpower NATION.'

PAKISTANI: 'We have doubts 

that on our soil, why there are 

so much Chinese INVESTMENT; 

what is the guarantee that in the coming 

years, the Pakistan nation will not get 

conquered by the Chinese GOVERNMENT. 

To enter into Indian soil, the 

'West Bengal - Bangladesh' border 

areas are now safe and the BEST; 

as due to vote bank politics, those fools are 

so liberal that even after knowing everything, 

they don't go for any encounter or ARREST.'

BANGLADESHI: 'To dominate on India, the 

government of China is utilizing Pakistan, and 

Pakistan wants to utilize Bangladeshi SOIL; 

but, if India starts regarding Bangladesh as 

a terrorist nation, then, for Bangladesh 

economy, it will be a great TURMOIL.'

IRANIAN: 'Secretly, India is planning to 

manufacture more cars which will 

not run on diesel or PETROL; 

if the demand of fuel falls in India, 

then, in Iran, the inflation will rise, 

and it will be very hard to CONTROL.'

PALESTINIAN: 'Against terrorism, 

both Israel and India are expert 

in giving a strong REPLY; 

and their 'intelligence system' is too powerful 

to get information about all secret strategies 

that we plan to APPLY.'"- Arindam Sain

'TATHAGATA ROY' R DWAAITTYO AARO BAARANO UCHIT, JEHETU ONAAR PRASASHANIK OBHIGYYOTA O DAKKHOTA ONEKTAAI BESHI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jakhan 'Parivaartantra' sab e 

meltey aarambha korechilo DAANA; 

paaliye jaaowa purono senapati 

firey esey diye dilen HAANA.'

BABOOL: 'Sabsamay onaake lakkhyo raakha 

uchit, bojhaa daaye onaar kutnoitik CHAAL; 

abaar ekta notun rajnoitik dal naa tairi kore 

fyale, sab kichu ee je sambhav AAJKAAL.'

BABLA: 'Tobe sadharan maanush kintu 

eisab dekhe hocche besh BIRAKTO; 

ke ja kakhan rang bodle felbe, e toh 

dekhchi bojhaa khub ee SHAKTO.'

BALA: 'Bangabhoomi r rajneeti je ekhan 

'Club Football', tobe 'Gerua Shibir' er 

onekeyi hoyeche besh KHUSHI; 

'Tathagata Roy' r dwaaittyo aaro baarano 

uchit, jehetu onaar prasashanik obhigyyota 

o dakkhota onektaai 'BESHI'."- Arindam Sain

THE 'SAFFRON SOLDIERS' WILL BE GIVEN MORE RESPONSIBILITY AND THEY WILL BE THE DARK HORSES WITH A DECENT PACE !!!

"RSS: 'After seeing so many entry pass, 

we warned the 'Bangabhoomi BJP' UNIT; 

that the original BJP suporters are

not at all happy about IT; 

though, all those rallies attracted so many 

people to make it look as 'SUPERHIT'. 

'They' were power hungry and 

were in a great CONFUSION; 

BJP ignored our talented young 

RSS workers and started 'their' INCLUSION; 

now, groom up RSS leaders and bring them 

in front line politics, it will be a wise DECISION.'

BJP: 'In politics, sometimes any political party 

has to experience the stabbing from BEHIND; 

because, you never know, what future 

game plan is going on in anyone's MIND; 

again, coming back to all the analysis, BJP 

is again ready to do a complete REWIND. 

Nowadays, in politics, the word 

'ideology' is fading and the word, 

'selfishness' is taking its PLACE; 

we appreciate our mistake for not 

providing our talented RSS leaders, 

the much required SPACE; 

the 'Saffron Soldiers' will be given more 

responsibility and they will be the dark 

horses with a decent PACE.'"- Arindam Sain

IF ANY MEDIA HOUSE LEAKS OUT ANY INFORMATION WHICH IS A THREAT FOR NATIONAL SECURITY, THEN THAT KIND OF JOURNALISM WILL NOT BE ENTERTAINED !!!

"FEMALE REPORTER: 'Sir, we want 

to know how you all got the LEAD; 

and to confirm about their secret hiding 

places, what are the tactics behind it to READ.'

MALE INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: If you want 

to join our organization, you can join in 

to learn about it in DETAILS; 

we just do the opposite of what 

the cops do, instead of spying on 

'Heads', we rather follow the 'TAILS'.

FEMALE REPORTER: 'Without any high 

level links, is it possible for them 

to hide anywhere so EASILY; 

how come no one came to know 

about their real identity and the lapses in 

'CCTV footage' monitoring sounds so SILLY.'

MALE INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'At any 

cost, there are certain 

strict protocol for all,

to be MAINTAINED; 

if any media house leaks out any 

information which is a threat for 

national security, then that kind of journalism 

will not be ENTERTAINED.'"- Arindam Sain

ON THE HUMANS SITTING AT THE ADMINISTRATIVE LEVEL, WE ARE ALSO ANGRY !!!

"TIGRESS: 'Just after that 

super cyclone, we lost our cub 

and inside a nearby human village, 

he was roaming AROUND; 

as he was so little, the villagers 

took care of him, gave him foods 

to eat, and then returned him 

safely to his home GROUND. 

Their caring attitude towards 

our cub is surely reducing 

in my heart, the old ENMITY; 

I feel sad that the Bengal government is not 

helping them despite seeing their villages 

under the waters due to a natural CALAMITY.'

TIGER: 'It is for our bravery, hunting 

skills, wildness, uniqueness and 

beauty, the 'Sunderbans' is 

famous WORLDWIDE; 

but, except some adventurous people 

of 'Discovery' and 'Animal Planet' TV 

Channel, no one knows, how painful the 

life becomes here during any high TIDE. 

New 'Sundari' trees are not planted, not 

enough foods for us here, so, sometimes, 

we do not have any other choice rather 

than to hunt humans, when we feel HUNGRY; 

and for such reasons to fail to maintain the 

ecological balance of Sunderbans, on the 

humans sitting at the administrative level, 

we are also ANGRY.'"- Arindam Sain

AAM LANKA PORA ALOO DESI MURGI R TARKAARI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Haan re Babool, bariwala ke 

aaj ki ranna kore khaowaabi bolli suni, 

je, se taar aam gaach theke perey diye 

dilo toke katogulo knaacha AAM; 

ei ne, bazaar er tholi teh sab ee royeche, jaa jaa 

aante bolechili, ei 'Corona Virus' er lockdown er 

bazaar je agnimulya, oi knaacha lanka aar oi 

choto choto aloo gulor o nilo beshi DAAM.'

BABOOL: 'Aajker ranna, shorshe r tel e noy, 

pooro taai hobe 'Patanjali' r gaaowaa ghee diye, 

porbe taar opor piyaz, ekdum kuchi kuchi 

knaacha aam aar onekgulo knaacha lanka BOIKI; 

seshe porbe dhoney paata aar 

choto choto gota pora aloo, 

ei Babla, bhaalo kore oi gota aloo gulo 

ke pora, ekhano onektaa ee pora BAAKI.'

BABLA: 'Ki adbhut khete re, 

ektu tak tak, ektu jhaal JHAAL; 

amader Babool kintu besh bhinno 

swaad er ranna korche AAJKAAL.'

BALA: 'Tarkaari teh kono tel neyi, garam masala 

o neyi, kintu besh daarun laagche khete, 

Babool, tor uchit kono hotel e chef er 

chaakri kora, baa nijer ekta hotel KHOLA; 

ei 'Aam Lanka Pora Aloo Desi Murgi' r 

tarkaari kheye kintu aajker 

besh khushi ee hobe 

aamader BARIWALA.'"- Arindam Sain

THE RELATIONSHIP WHICH HAS TRUE LOVE, JUST GOES ON AND ON, GRADUALLY BECOMING MORE STRONG !!!

"MALE LAWYER: 'With both 

her husband and lover, she 

became intimate and WILD; 

now, after becoming pregnant, 

she is confused about who is the 

actual father of her upcoming CHILD. 

The apex court has given full liberty 

to adultery, so there can be no ARREST; 

but to avoid further confusion, it is feasible 

to have the upcoming child's 'DNA TEST'.'

FEMALE COP: 'Nowadays, in the 

name of 'Feminism' and 'Modernization', 

many girls just blindly run after LUST; 

they don't even understand what is 

true love actually, and hence in their iron 

like love bonding, there is always some RUST. 

With only lust in a relationship, 

it may look so rosy initially, but,

it is not going to last for LONG; 

but, the relationship which has 

true love, just goes on and on, gradually 

becoming more STRONG.'"- Arindam Sain