Wednesday, July 21, 2021

BEST OF LUCK FOR THE 'TOKYO 2020 OLYMPICS' TO EACH AND EVERY INDIAN OLYMPIAN; GO FOR THE GOLD MEDAL ONLY, AS EVERYONE REMEMBERS ONLY THE CHAMPION !!!

"Best of luck for the 'Tokyo 2020 Olympics' 
to each and every Indian OLYMPIAN; 
go for the gold medal only, as everyone 
remembers only the CHAMPION. 
'We are here to win the gold medal', 
that should be the MINDSET; 
forget the past, start from the scratch, 
by pressing the button, known as 'RESET'. 
Be calm outside, but within, 
your mentality must be BOLD; 
as your one and only target is 
to earn that medal of GOLD. 
As the Olympics games is getting 
organized in an Asian country, so, the 
Indian athletes will get good SUPPORT; 
the Japan Government must ensure that no 
one is allowed to enter inside the 'Olympics 
Village' without a valid 'Covid-19' test REPORT. 
All the Indians are expecting that 
the Indian athletes who are participating 
in 'Tokyo 2020 Olympics' will surely 
have some great ACHIEVEMENT; 
and if the Indian athletes succeed in getting 
a good number of gold medals, then on 
15th August 2021, there will be an extra 
celebration and ENJOYMENT." - Arindam Sain

Tuesday, July 20, 2021

OFFICE MEIN KYA KARNE AATI HO; SIRF GOSSIP, RAMP WALK AUR FASHION SHOW !!!

"FEMALE HR MANAGER: 'It is for us only, 
the employees of this organization 
are feeling so MOTIVATED; 
even we are trying to provide 
training to the employees who are 
less knowledgeable and UNDERRATED.  
Our main focus is to 
reduce the attrition RATE; 
as after the pandemic situation, 
it can become too LATE.'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'The attrition 
rate is increasing because of the 
callous HR MANAGEMENT; 
when it comes to proper manpower mapping 
to complete a project, you guys are so 
pathetic in people ARRANGEMENT. 
That's why, we often ask a valid 
question, 'Office mein kya karne aati HO; 
sirf gossip, ramp walk 
aur fashion SHOW.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, July 19, 2021

SAADHE KI AAR PRAKASHITO HOYNA PRAKASYE, OI MEDHA TAALIKA; EMNI EMNI KI AAR, KICHU LOK HOTATH BAANIYE FELLO ATTALIKA !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ektu dekhben Sir ! 
Praaye paanch bachor aagey diye 
rekhechi ponero lakkho TAAKA; 
etodin er pratikkha r por, kaal 
'Personal Interview' ditey jaabe 
amaar ador er KHOKHA'. 

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aah ! taaka jakhan 
diyeyi diyechen, thaakun nischinto, 
prashno kora hobe khub ee sahaj SARAL; 
tobe Interview Panel e jaara thaakben, 
taader jonnyo ektu byabostha kore 
deben 'Teachers' jaatiyo TARAL.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Ekdum kicchu chinta korben 
naa, Sir, aami toh aasole chop muri aar 
madh er dokaan ee CHALAAI; 
tobe aami nijey konodin somrash paan 
korina, liver kharaap hoye jaabe, kintu amaar 
dokaan e daarun bikri hoy bangla CHOLAAI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Saadhe ki aar prakashito 
hoyena prakasye, oi medhaa TAALIKA; 
emni emni ki aar, kichu lok hotath 
baaniye fello ATTALIKA.'"- Arindam Sain

OI 'HIRAK RAJAR DESH' ER KUYO THEKE EDER KE KORE AANTE HOBE BAAR; TOBE JODI EI BISWAAYAN ER KATHIN PRATIYOGITA E, BANGAALI JAATI TAAR PURONO GAURAB FIREY PAAYE ABAAR !!!

"Jakhan Pradhan Mantri hobaar ekta subarno 
sujog peyechilen Bangabhoomi r 'JYOTI'; 
takhan Somnath Babu hoyechilen 
ashantusto, ei naa holey Bangaali JAATI. 
Bangabhoomi teh Rohingya raa esey daapiye 
beraak, taate naaki neyi kono BHOOL; 
kintu ekjon Bangaali, kendriya pratirakkha 
mantri holeyi, hoye jaaye eder CHOKKHUSHOOL. 
Purbabanga r Hindu der proti kano eto 
raag, Bangla sahitya teh eenader o
royeche jothestho ABODAAN; 
itihaas er paata ektu oltaaleyi bojhaa 
jaaye, je swaadhinata sangram e o 
era diyeche onek BALIDAAN. 
Ekhano Bangabhoomi r onek 
jaayega e, kano ei Purbabanga r 
Hindu raa SHARANARTHI; 
aar kodin por e hoyto dekhaa jaabe 
je oi Rohingya der ee onekjon hoye 
jaabe nirbachan er PRAARTHI. 
Uttarbanga, Rarhbanga 
aar Darjeeling er maanush 
jon ekhano onektaai ABOHELITO; 
prashashan kintu din din Kolkata kendrik 
hoye jacche, ebong sudhumaatro Kolkata r 
neta netri dwaara ee PARICHAALITO. 
Kono obangaali esey chhori guriye 
jaak, taate neyi kono SAMASYA; 
kintu kono bangaali r unnati holeyi, 
taar biruddhe rotaaye era KUTSAA. 
Ki Rabindranath Tagore, ki Satyajit Ray, 
eenaara konodin ee Bangaali jaati ke 
niye korenni gorbito BODH; 
kaaron ei jaati r moddhe kono ekotaa neyi, nijer 
swaartha chhara kichu bojhena, beshi chalaak 
bhaabe, kintu odhikangsho ee NIRBODH. 
Taai toh Kabiguru ek baar 
bolechilen, 'Rekhecho Bangaali 
kore, maanush KARONI'; 
kintu ei Bangaali ee abaar, Bangabhoomi r 
baaire geley, vidya o buddhi r daulat e, 
pooro bodle daaye DHARONI. 
Oi 'Hirak Rajar Desh' er ondhokaar 
kuyo theke eder ke kore 
aante hobe BAAR; 
tobe jodi ei biswaayan er kathin 
pratiyogita e, Bangaali jaati taar purono 
gaurab firey paaye ABAAR."- Arindam Sain

Friday, July 16, 2021

BUS, TRAM AAR METRO RAIL O CHOLCHE, SUDHU LOCAL TRAIN KEYI GYALO BHULEY !!!

"Naameyi 'Lockdown', dokaanpat, 
bazaar, sab ee toh gyalo KHULEY; 
bus, tram aar metro rail o cholche, 
sudhu local train keyi gyalo BHULEY. 
Jehetu Corona PARISTHITHI; 
taai office gulo e 50% UPOSTHITHI. 
Kintu oi 50% kormi der ke jete toh 
hocche office e, jehetu office KHOLAA; 
othocho raasta e, bus er sankhya kom, 
sab bus er dorjaa e, bheerh BAADURJHOLAA. 
Staff Special train cholche, 
kintu taate aar kothaye bojaaye 
thaakche samaajik DURATTWO; 
beshi sankhyak bus, tram, metro rail 
aar train cholle, tobeyi toh bheerh kom 
hobe, seyi byapar e, neyi kono GURUTTWO. 
Corona r tritiyo dheu e, hoyto baa 
ektu kom hobe SANKRAMAN; 
kintu obostha kharap kore debe, 
jaake korbe AAKRAMAN."- Arindam Sain

BINAAMULYE EE KHAAOWAANO UCHIT CHILO, TOBE JODI SEYI JOMAA JAL EKTU ADHTU JETO KOMEY !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ki byapar, eto lok 
kano daariye ache line e, sakaal SAKAAL; 
besh ranna o hocche dekhchi sabji r 
tarkaari, bhaath aar DAAL.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Arrey, oto prashno 
kiser, chupchaap ei line e daariye JAAN; 
maatro 5 taaka e, ei 'Maa Canteen' e 
petpurey sabji bhaath KHAAN.'

KALIKINKAR: 'E toh dekhchi Tamil Nadu r 
'Amma Canteen' er aadoleyi TAIRI; 
taar maane Bangabhoomi Sarkar er kaache 
bhalo ee taaka paisa royeche MAAIRI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aamra sabaai jaani, 
sab ee bujhi, kothaakar jal kothay goriye, 
aasoley kothay aache JOMEY; 
aamaar mat e, binaamulye ee khaaowaano 
uchit chilo, tobe jodi seyi jomaa jal 
ektu adhtu jeto KOMEY.'"- Arindam Sain

MUSKURAAYO ZAROOR, PAR BYAPAAR MEIN MUNAAFA BANAAYE RAKHNE KE LIYE, MAARTE RAHO DAANDA !!!

"SHAAKHA PRABANDHAK: 'Mahoday, kya 
bataayein dukh ki baat, jab hum sirf 
Scale-I 'Adhikari' teh, tab thaa 
woh din ekdum SHAANDAAR; 
jab se Scale-II 'Shaakha Prabandhak' 
baane, tab har over mein bouncer aur 
yorker aata hain, ballebaazi nahi ho 
paati hain pehle jaisa DHUAANDAAR.'

ANCHAL PRABANDHAK: 'Woh 
aaraam ke din GAYO; 
aab har kshetra mein 
pratiyogita ke din AAYO. 
Jung ke maidan mein, 
lahu hamesha garam 
rahena chaiye, yeh ho 
naa jaaye THAANDA; 
duniya mein ghath rahi hain imaandaari, 
badh rahi hain dhokadaari, muskuraayo zaroor, 
par byapaar mein munaafa banaaye rakhne 
ke liye, maarte raho DAANDA.'"- Arindam Sain