Tuesday, July 27, 2021

AFTER LOSING IN THE NANDIGRAM SEAT, SOMEONE IS DAY DREAMING TOO BIG; IT IS LIKE A BALD HEADED PERSON WEARING A WIG !!!

"After losing in the Nandigram seat, 
someone is day dreaming too BIG; 
it is like a bald headed 
person wearing a WIG. 
In Bangabhoomi, the word, 
'Democracy' is at STAKE; 
when the voters vote for any Lok Sabha 
election, they generally don't do any MISTAKE. 
For the 'Mahagathbandhan' in 2024 Lok Sabha 
election, who will be their real LEADER; 
is a spicy topic indeed to guess and 
gossip for any newspaper READER. 
Will there be a defeat 
again in the BY-ELECTION; 
as there is anger and dissatisfaction 
among a certain SECTION. 
So to popularize indirectly, the 
'Delhi Chalo' campaign is given too 
much hype with a political INTENTION; 
as the war of 'Honest Leader' Vs 'Corrupted 
Leader' has already started, so, again for TMC, 
it will be tough to maintain RETENTION. 
Except NCP and especially INC, 
no other political party is showing 
too much INTEREST; 
majority of the regional parties are happy 
with their local administration where they 
are performing at their level BEST. 
The same age old 'dynasty politics' 
of INC is getting played on 
the 'Punjab CAPTAIN'; 
even after making a talented Bengali politician, 
the President of India, someone from a 
particular dynasty failed to GAIN."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, July 25, 2021

WHERE IT ALL WENT !!!

"A LEADER OF X PARTY: 'The amount 
of loan on our state is increasing 
day by day, we don't know HOW; 
we promise that the goons of our party will 
not attack your party workers anymore, so 
stop spying on our corrupted leaders NOW; 
students will be given a credit card for studies, 
income through syndicate is decreasing, 
but, still, we have to manage it SOMEHOW.'

A LEADER OF Y PARTY: 'Almost everyone is 
studying for free and passing the exams without 
studying, so, why a credit card to any STUDENT; 
why there is still shortage of 
vaccines, as already so many 
vaccines have been SENT; 
are some corrupted people selling the 
vaccines somewhere with a high price, 
otherwise, where it all WENT.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, July 22, 2021

IF THE INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT AND INDIAN ARMY FEELS THAT SOMEONE IS SUSPICIOUS FOR NATIONAL SECURITY, THEY MAY GO FOR 'ETHICAL HACKING' !!!

"'BABLOO: 'There is nothing wrong 
in spying for national security, 
there is nothing so SHOCKING; 
if the Intelligence Department and Indian Army 
feels that someone is suspicious for national 
security, they may go for 'Ethical HACKING.'

BABOOL: 'First of all, a case must be filed 
against that British media ORGANIZATION; 
without any proof, you just cannot spread a 
rumour about 'Pegasus' to create a SENSATION.'

BABLA: 'Point to be noted that in the recent 
'Raj Kundra' case, a British firm is INVOLVED; 
maybe, to divert attention, that app company is 
playing a trick, so that this case get RESOLVED.'

BALA: 'May be or may not be, but, in 
India, some political leaders just jump 
like any popcorn in a frying PAN; 
after hearing any rumour, and then inside the 
Parliament House, they will show as much 
hooliganism as they CAN.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 21, 2021

BEST OF LUCK FOR THE 'TOKYO 2020 OLYMPICS' TO EACH AND EVERY INDIAN OLYMPIAN; GO FOR THE GOLD MEDAL ONLY, AS EVERYONE REMEMBERS ONLY THE CHAMPION !!!

"Best of luck for the 'Tokyo 2020 Olympics' 
to each and every Indian OLYMPIAN; 
go for the gold medal only, as everyone 
remembers only the CHAMPION. 
'We are here to win the gold medal', 
that should be the MINDSET; 
forget the past, start from the scratch, 
by pressing the button, known as 'RESET'. 
Be calm outside, but within, 
your mentality must be BOLD; 
as your one and only target is 
to earn that medal of GOLD. 
As the Olympics games is getting 
organized in an Asian country, so, the 
Indian athletes will get good SUPPORT; 
the Japan Government must ensure that no 
one is allowed to enter inside the 'Olympics 
Village' without a valid 'Covid-19' test REPORT. 
All the Indians are expecting that 
the Indian athletes who are participating 
in 'Tokyo 2020 Olympics' will surely 
have some great ACHIEVEMENT; 
and if the Indian athletes succeed in getting 
a good number of gold medals, then on 
15th August 2021, there will be an extra 
celebration and ENJOYMENT." - Arindam Sain

Tuesday, July 20, 2021

OFFICE MEIN KYA KARNE AATI HO; SIRF GOSSIP, RAMP WALK AUR FASHION SHOW !!!

"FEMALE HR MANAGER: 'It is for us only, 
the employees of this organization 
are feeling so MOTIVATED; 
even we are trying to provide 
training to the employees who are 
less knowledgeable and UNDERRATED.  
Our main focus is to 
reduce the attrition RATE; 
as after the pandemic situation, 
it can become too LATE.'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'The attrition 
rate is increasing because of the 
callous HR MANAGEMENT; 
when it comes to proper manpower mapping 
to complete a project, you guys are so 
pathetic in people ARRANGEMENT. 
That's why, we often ask a valid 
question, 'Office mein kya karne aati HO; 
sirf gossip, ramp walk 
aur fashion SHOW.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, July 19, 2021

SAADHE KI AAR PRAKASHITO HOYNA PRAKASYE, OI MEDHA TAALIKA; EMNI EMNI KI AAR, KICHU LOK HOTATH BAANIYE FELLO ATTALIKA !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ektu dekhben Sir ! 
Praaye paanch bachor aagey diye 
rekhechi ponero lakkho TAAKA; 
etodin er pratikkha r por, kaal 
'Personal Interview' ditey jaabe 
amaar ador er KHOKHA'. 

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aah ! taaka jakhan 
diyeyi diyechen, thaakun nischinto, 
prashno kora hobe khub ee sahaj SARAL; 
tobe Interview Panel e jaara thaakben, 
taader jonnyo ektu byabostha kore 
deben 'Teachers' jaatiyo TARAL.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Ekdum kicchu chinta korben 
naa, Sir, aami toh aasole chop muri aar 
madh er dokaan ee CHALAAI; 
tobe aami nijey konodin somrash paan 
korina, liver kharaap hoye jaabe, kintu amaar 
dokaan e daarun bikri hoy bangla CHOLAAI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Saadhe ki aar prakashito 
hoyena prakasye, oi medhaa TAALIKA; 
emni emni ki aar, kichu lok hotath 
baaniye fello ATTALIKA.'"- Arindam Sain

OI 'HIRAK RAJAR DESH' ER KUYO THEKE EDER KE KORE AANTE HOBE BAAR; TOBE JODI EI BISWAAYAN ER KATHIN PRATIYOGITA E, BANGAALI JAATI TAAR PURONO GAURAB FIREY PAAYE ABAAR !!!

"Jakhan Pradhan Mantri hobaar ekta subarno 
sujog peyechilen Bangabhoomi r 'JYOTI'; 
takhan Somnath Babu hoyechilen 
ashantusto, ei naa holey Bangaali JAATI. 
Bangabhoomi teh Rohingya raa esey daapiye 
beraak, taate naaki neyi kono BHOOL; 
kintu ekjon Bangaali, kendriya pratirakkha 
mantri holeyi, hoye jaaye eder CHOKKHUSHOOL. 
Purbabanga r Hindu der proti kano eto 
raag, Bangla sahitya teh eenader o
royeche jothestho ABODAAN; 
itihaas er paata ektu oltaaleyi bojhaa 
jaaye, je swaadhinata sangram e o 
era diyeche onek BALIDAAN. 
Ekhano Bangabhoomi r onek 
jaayega e, kano ei Purbabanga r 
Hindu raa SHARANARTHI; 
aar kodin por e hoyto dekhaa jaabe 
je oi Rohingya der ee onekjon hoye 
jaabe nirbachan er PRAARTHI. 
Uttarbanga, Rarhbanga 
aar Darjeeling er maanush 
jon ekhano onektaai ABOHELITO; 
prashashan kintu din din Kolkata kendrik 
hoye jacche, ebong sudhumaatro Kolkata r 
neta netri dwaara ee PARICHAALITO. 
Kono obangaali esey chhori guriye 
jaak, taate neyi kono SAMASYA; 
kintu kono bangaali r unnati holeyi, 
taar biruddhe rotaaye era KUTSAA. 
Ki Rabindranath Tagore, ki Satyajit Ray, 
eenaara konodin ee Bangaali jaati ke 
niye korenni gorbito BODH; 
kaaron ei jaati r moddhe kono ekotaa neyi, nijer 
swaartha chhara kichu bojhena, beshi chalaak 
bhaabe, kintu odhikangsho ee NIRBODH. 
Taai toh Kabiguru ek baar 
bolechilen, 'Rekhecho Bangaali 
kore, maanush KARONI'; 
kintu ei Bangaali ee abaar, Bangabhoomi r 
baaire geley, vidya o buddhi r daulat e, 
pooro bodle daaye DHARONI. 
Oi 'Hirak Rajar Desh' er ondhokaar 
kuyo theke eder ke kore 
aante hobe BAAR; 
tobe jodi ei biswaayan er kathin 
pratiyogita e, Bangaali jaati taar purono 
gaurab firey paaye ABAAR."- Arindam Sain