SIMPLE SOFTWARE AND SMART BANKING; CAN ONLY IMPROVE BUSINESS MARKET RANKING !!!

"Mr. X: 'The concept of 'CAPC' 

was not there in our BANK; 

but, after its implementation, somehow, 

we can sense why that ship SANK. 

Mr.Y: 'In our Bank, 'CAPC' was only there to 

verify the KYC documents, photo, signature of 

newly opened Savings Accounts only, not for 

'Inoperative' accounts or CIF AMENDMENT; 

your Bank acquired our Bank and then made 

CAPC process more complex and redundant 

to waste time unnecessarily, surely, a big 

blunder made by the top MANAGEMENT.'

Mr. X: 'It is better to give the control of 'CIF 

amendment' and 'Inoperative to Operative' 

process to the branch level as basically, 

we are doing customer HARASSMENT; 

even the CBS software has not been upgraded, 

still acting like a miser, the banking app is 

still pathetic, so, are they waiting for 

another merger by the Indian GOVERNMENT.'

Mr. Y: 'Simple software 

and smart BANKING; 

can only improve business 

market RANKING.'"- Arindam Sain

THE CONCEPT OF 'LIVE IN' AND 'ADULTERY' IS GETTING RESPECT DUE TO DELAY IN DIVORCE CASES SETTLEMENT, SO, ALL ARE ENJOYING SECRETLY TO STAY HEALTHY AND FIT !!!

"COP: 'This is a surprise raid, see, 

we have caught you both inside a 

lodge room at this midnight TIME.'

MARRIED WOMAN: 'How funny ! He is my 

boyfriend and even though he is also married, 

like me, but adultery is no more a CRIME.'

COP: 'Strange ! You both have good 

foods to eat at home, but, still you 

guys are eating outside, still, both 

of you are so HUNGRY.'

MARRIED MAN: 'Both of us are from 

Hindu community and our respective 

divorce cases are going on and on, so, 

on the judicial system, we are very ANGRY.'

COP: 'Yeah ! I do agree that the 

Indian judicial system is very 

slow indeed and the 'Hindu 

Marriage Act' is just a BULLSHIT.' 

MARRIED WOMAN: 'The concept of 'Live In' 

and 'Adultery' is getting respect due to 

delay in divorce cases settlement, so, all 

are enjoying secretly to stay healthy and FIT.'

COP: 'Actually, as a human being, I can 

understand the romantic feeling, but, 

as a cop, I am just doing my duty 

for our Police DEPARTMENT.'

MARRIED MAN: 'Both of us stay in a joint 

family, that's why we came here, but, as per 

social norms, it is better to have a rented or 

owned flat or APARTMENT."- Arindam Sain

KKR THRASHED RR BY 86 RUNS AT SHARJAH ON 07.10.2021 !!!

"Sharjah has always 

been a sporting GROUND; 

so both Shubman and Venkatesh 

milked the ball AROUND. 

Rahul Tewatia bowled Venkatesh Iyer, 

but, on KKR, it hardly had any IMPACT; 

as Shubman Gill delivered again with 

half a ton as he is in a great form in FACT. 

What a fantastic delivery by Sakariya to 

get Tripathi bowled out at his knock of 21; 

Dinesh and Eoin played sensibly 

to take the KKR score to 171. 

Shakib Al Hasan succeeded in 

reading the mind of the BATSMAN; 

the ducked dismissal of Yashasvi Jaiswal 

disappointed each and every RR FAN. 

It looked as if the KKR bowlers were 

competing with each OTHER; 

as Lockie Ferguson and Shivam Mavi started 

taking RR wickets one after ANOTHER. 

When RR team lost 7 wickets 

at their score of 35; 

the brave RR warrior, Rahul Tewatia 

came to the battlefield to fight and SURVIVE. 

KKR bowlers continued their aggressive 

bowling to make it harder for the 

RR tail-enders to DEFEND; 

though, Rahul Tewatia alone scored 44 runs, 

but, RR lost by 86 runs on 07.10.2021, as all 

wickets fell at the other END."- Arindam Sain

SRH WON BY 4 RUNS AGAINST RCB ON 06.10.2021 !!!

"Harshal showed his class again by 

bagging 3 wickets which includes 

Williamson at his knock of 31. 

Christian took 2 valuable wickets, 

though Roy's 44 and Holder's 16 

helped SRH to score 141. 

Bhuvaneswar hunted down 

Kohli to give a perfect 

start for SRH TEAM; 

wickets were falling at the 

other end, but, Padikkal was 

rowing the boat well UPSTREAM. 

The run out of Maxwell by 

Williamson on 06.10.2021 

just turned RCB's FATE; 

SRH won by 4 runs, as de Villiers failed 

to defeat Bhuvaneswar, the royal guard 

of SRH fortress GATE."- Arindam Sain

KICHU MURKHO LOK ER BAARUK EKTU VIDYA O BUDDHI, TOBE JODI EI DURGA PUJO E, SABAAR MUKH E FOTE HAASI !!!

"MAHADEV: 'Ki byapar, hey mor 

priyo ardhangini, Nandi r kaache 

khabor pelaam, je tumi naaki eibaar 

martya teh jaccho niye ekti NOUKA !'

PARVATI: 'Aha patidev, ei jonnyo ee boli, 

je maajhemoddhe 'Swarga TV' Channel er 

khabor taa ektu dekho, boli oto jal jomle 

ki aar goraabe rath er CHAAKA.'

LAKKHI: 'Bujhle baba, tumi barong 

Varun kaaku aar Indra kaaku ke 

boleyi daao, je ei Durga pujo r kota 

din koruk ektu bhaalo kore AARAM.'

KARTIK: 'Aar ekta bhoy o royeche, keyu 

durattwobidhi maanchena, mukh dheke 

raakhchena, abaar sankraman baarate paare 

Corona virus, abaar baarte paare BYARAM.'

GANESH: 'O jaai hok naa kano, aami 

sab saamle debo, aami kintu oi prasad er 

thaala e, onekgulo laddoo peleyi KHUSHI.'

SARASWATI: 'Kichu murkho lok er baaruk 

ektu vidya o buddhi, tobe jodi ei Durga pujo e, 

sabaar mukh e fote HAASI.'"- Arindam Sain

DC WON BY 3 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 04.10.2021 !!!

"Axar and Ashwin of DC bowled WELL; 

and within 9 overs, for CSK, 4 wickets FELL. 

Ambati Rayudu's knock of 55; 

helped CSK to end at 136/5. 

It was not so easy for DC, even 

though, it was a low scoring MATCH; 

as if Moeen Ali's hand was always 

ready to take any sensational CATCH. 

Shikhar Dhawan was on the driver SEAT; 

but Shardul Thakur's 13/2 was a terrific FEAT. 

The battle of 'Shimron Hetmyer 

Vs Dwayne Bravo' on 04.10.2021 

looked so EXCITING; 

DC won by 3 wickets as 

Rabada hits a boundary when DC fans 

were doing NAIL-BITING."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST SRH ON 03.10.2021 !!!

"In the initial overs, SRH batsmen were 

not allowed to do much PROGRESS; 

as both Tim Southee and Shivam Mavi 

of KKR got early SUCCESS. 

Through the offside area, 

Kane Williamson was in full FLOW; 

the direct throw at the stumps by 

Shakib Al Hasan gave SRH a big BLOW. 

KKR spinners tightened up 

the SRH batting ORDER; 

some good catches were taken by 

KKR fielders at the boundary BORDER. 

Though, it was a clinical batting 

performance by Shubman GILL; 

but, due to some good bowling by the SRH 

bowlers, the competition was tough STILL. 

On 03.10.2021, Siddharth Kaul's 

bowling was so IMPRESSIVE; 

KKR won by 6 wickets with a steady run chase, 

without being too AGGRESSIVE."- Arindam Sain