WE ARE FAILING TO REMAIN NEUTRAL, WE ARE NOT BEING GIVEN THE FREE HAND !!!

"JOURNALIST: 'The administrative 

control on the law and order of 

Bangabhoomi is going out of RANGE; 

and surprisingly, the common people 

in many areas are complaining against 

the cops itself, that is so STRANGE.' 

COP: 'We are failing to remain neutral, 

we are not being given the free HAND; 

what we are trying to say, we hope 

that you can UNDERSTAND.'

JOURNALIST: 'Why you guys are 

so coward to be afraid of any 

transfer order, why there is so 

much fear, if you are HONEST; 

if you can remain neutral, the entire 

force of the common people will help 

you to solve any case, and you will feel, 

that as a cop, you are the BEST.'"- Arindam Sain

FOOD HABIT MAY CHANGE BASED ON JOB POSTING LOCATION, HEALTH CONDITION, FOOD AVAILABILITY AND MONTHLY INCOME !!!

"GIRL: 'Which one do you prefer, tea or COFFEE; 

which one do you like, chocolate or TOFFEE ?'

BOY: 'All these food 

items are GOOD; 

but, which one to eat or 

drink, it depends on my MOOD.'

GIRL: 'Actually I am doing a 

new reasearch on 'food HABIT'; 

if your favourite food items are not 

available, what will you do, tell me about IT.'

BOY: 'See, the word, 'Hunger' 

is the keyword, not the 

words, 'food AVAILABILITY'; 

in which location you are, how 

much you can afford to pay, there 

comes another parameter, 'food QUALITY'.

GIRL: 'So, your food habit 

may change as per your monthly 

income and job posting LOCATION; 

with the 'age', many medical complications 

may step in, hence, another keyword is 

your 'health CONDITION'."- Arindam Sain

THE CORRUPTED FILES TO BE DELETED, NOT TO BE QUARANTINED !!!

"COP: 'In terms of consuming drugs, 

tobacco and alcohol, Kolkata is 

moving up at the third SPOT; 

though, to reduce the smuggling 

of drugs in Kolkata, the 'Kolkata 

Police' have tried a LOT.'

DOCTOR: 'Those who consume drugs, 

tobacco and alcohol, we really feel 

pity on those poor FELLOWS; 

because, they cannot see their future, 

but, when they are admitted to any 

hospital, their dilemma FOLLOWS.'

PSYCHIATRIST: 'Even a street dog gets 

more respect in the society than a 

drunkard lying on any STREET; 

those night clubs and bars have become 

'Drugs Trap', where innocent fellows are 

given drugs in the name of 'Social MEET'.'

LAWYER: 'To deal with drugs, the Indian 

judiciary system is still so WEAK; 

that is why, the business of the 

drug mafias are still at its PEAK.'

ENCOUNTER OFFICER: 'To save the people 

from drugs, the entire India must follow 

the 'Uttar Pradesh' style, be bold, be AGILE; 

the corrupted files to be deleted, not to be 

quarantined, otherwise, the 'Antivirus' cannot 

protect any healthy FILE.'"- Arindam Sain

WHEN THEY PRONOUNCE THE NAME OF THE PLACE, 'SAINTHIA', THE WORD, 'SAIN' IS PRONOUNCED WITH PERFECTION !!!

"Mr. SAIN OF NANDIGRAM: 'When 

they pronounce the name of the 

place, 'Sainthia', the  word, 'Sain' 

is pronounced with PERFECTION; 

but, for pronouncing the word, 'Sain', there 

are so many different pronunciation, and 

due to some village schoolmaster, the 

word 'Sani' is written by a certain SECTION.'

Mr. SAIN OF BARDHAMAN: 'Many 

Bengali people know about our ancient 

ancestral migration from Rajputana, and 

still ask whether we are Bengali or NOT; 

but, when you tell them about 'Sainbari 

murder case', then they will say, 'oh ! 

what a courageous Bengali dynasty 

we have GOT.''"- Arindam Sain

DHEERE DHEERE BAANIYE DICCHE ALOSH, HOYTO TAAI, ONEKEYI ROYEYI JACCHE BEKAAR !!!,

"BABLOO: 'Goa te o 

paaowa jaaye RASOGOLLA; 

kichu haasi r naatak 

konodin o jaayena BHOLA.'

BABOOL: 'Raasta e jato 

ee pore thaakuk KNAATA; 

poriskaar korte gele, 

laagey ekti JHNAATA.'

BABLA: 'Binamulye eta dicchi, 

ota dicchi, jato ee boluk naa 

kano, kore CHITKAAR; 

aasole kintu dheere dheere 

baaniye dicche alosh, hoyto taai, 

onekeyi royeyi jacche BEKAAR.' 

BALA: 'Sab ee darkaar, haath er 

paanch taa aangul noy SAMAAN; 

kono bhalo kaaj ee choto noy, sab 

bhalo kaaj ei royeche SAMMAN.'"- Arindam Sain

'BHARATIYA JANATA PARTY' BELIEVES IN 'DEVELOPMENT', 'DEVELOPMENT' AND 'DEVELOPMENT' !!!

"'Bharatiya Janata Party' believes 

in 'development', 'development' 

and 'DEVELOPMENT'; 

at the end of the day, your 

performance ultimately matters, even 

if you are a member of PARLIAMENT. 

Uttar Pradesh came out of 'mafia raj', 

'caste system' and looked forward 

to generate more EMPLOYMENT; 

in Manipur, the lifestyle of the people is 

improving due to the 'North-East' development 

policy by the Central GOVERNMENT. 

People of Uttarakhand always love the 

'Saffron flag' as their religious places 

are so clean, hygienic and DIVINE; 

the people of Punjab neither supported 

the 'comedian' nor the 'captain', so, 

'AAP' capitalized on it to SHINE. 

In Goa, someone's dream has been buried 

inside the coffin, and Arvind Kejriwal 

strongly hammered the last NAIL; 

for improving government level 

infrastructure in Delhi, after 2022, the 

ship of 'AAP' is all set to SAIL."- Arindam Sain

PET E TAAN PORLE, KATODIN AAR SHIRHDAARA THAAKBE BNAAKA !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Pension ki taahole 

bandho ee kore debe ei SARKAR; 

part time teacher niyog hobe, taahole ki 

full time teacher er aar neyi kono DARKAR.

'Lakkhi Bhandar' cholche, othocho 

osthaayi karmi der onek din dhore 

maashik maaine BANDHO; 

maajhemoddhe bhaabi, je, 

Bangabhoomi r janagan ki taahole 

hoye galo 'Dhritorashtro' r mato ANDHO.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Keyu ee era andho noy, 

praaye sab kotaa ee gyanpaapi, chokh e 

kaapor bendhe rekheche, 'Gandhari' r MATO; 

tobe ei kutneeti korte giye, dheere 

dheere deowaal e peeth thekey jaabe, 

aar durdin ghoniye aasbe TATO. 

Sab birodhi pakkho hoye jaak nirab 

darshak, sadharan maanush er 

pocket hok FNAAKA; 

tobe jodi ektu thekey shekey, 

pet e taan porle, katodin aar 

shirhdaara thaakbe BNAAKA.'"- Arindam Sain