MANY YEARS DOWN THE LINE, THE DIVORCE CASE WILL GO ON AND ON, BUT YOU AND YOUR LIVE IN PARTNER WILL WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP !!!

"BABLOO: 'When a wife has 

deserted her husband, why to give 

her so much 'maintainence MONEY'; 

as per 'Hindu Marriage Act', why the 

Hindu women will enjoy all facilities 

and eat up all the HONEY. 

Like in one web series on 'Netflix', you 

may Invest a portion of cryptocurrency 

on any dark world 'Supari KILLER'; 

and invest another portion of money 

on cops and lawyers to illegally close 

the file of a 'Crime THRILLER'.'

BABOOL: 'Are you still in alcoholic hangover 

or what, this is not AFGHANISTAN; 

you are not a Taliban also, this is 

India and you are an INDIAN. 

Nowadays, it is legal for any 

woman to give birth to a baby 

and live the life of a single MOTHER; 

so, it is easy for your 2nd wife to take care 

of your child, no one can interfere also, if 

that woman wants to reproduce ANOTHER.' 

BABLA: 'Do something terribly 

wrong in your ORGANIZATION; 

so that, you get the letter 

of job TERMINATION. 

Once you are unemployed, 

where from you will provide 

the 'one time settlement' AMOUNT'; 

make an appeal to the court that you are 

poor now and the court must give a mutual 

divorce by taking this petition into ACCOUNT.'

BALA: 'All these strategies have 

thorns and too much THEORETICAL; 

you must follow that strategy which 

is absolutely safe and not so CRITICAL. 

If you can reproduce one or two 

babies by having at least 6 years 

of 'Live In' RELATIONSHIP; 

then, many years down the line, divorce case will 

go on and on, but, you and your live in partner 

will win the CHAMPIONSHIP.'"- Arindam Sain

GT LIFTED THE IPL 2022 TROPHY BY WINNING BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 29.05.2022 !!!

"On 29.05.2022, the ambience 

at Narendra Modi stadium in 

Ahmedabad was just AMAZING; 

in the closing ceremony of IPL 

2022, A.R.Rahman rocked the 

show like a musical KING. 

Initially, Yashasvi Jaiswal 

struggled with his TIMING; 

but, got hunted by Yash Dayal, as Sai 

Kishore took the catch outside the RING. 

Jos Butler, as usual, 

started to DOMINATE; 

after Padikkal's dismissal by Rashid Khan, 

GT started to reduce RR's run RATE. 

At regular intervals, RR 

wickets started to FELL; 

Hardik led from the front 

with his '17/3' bowling SPELL. 

Jos is the highest contributor 

for RR with his 39; 

Sai Kishore and Shami bounced 

back to restrict RR at 130/9. 

Yuzvendra missed an easy catch 

even after making a DIVE; 

Prasidh bowled a terrific inswing delivery 

to bowled out Wriddhiman at his score of 5. 

When it was 23/2, the 

GT skipper came IN; 

and clearly understood that a sensible 

partnership will be the key to WIN. 

Chahal bowled a fantastic leg spin delivery 

to get rid of Hardik which was PRICELESS; 

and also got hold of the 'Purple Cap', an 

awesome achievement NEVERTHELESS. 

Shubman made the winning run by 

hitting a six to win by 7 wickets as 

GT lifted the trophy of IPL 2022; 

along with Gill who contributed 45, 

Miller also gave the much needed 

support with his knock of 32. 

Both 'Orange Cap' and 'Purple Cap' 

are with RR, but, GT fans will celebrate 

this victory by dancing with DANDYA; 

because in their debut season itself, GT 

won their first IPL title under the outstanding 

captaincy of Hardik PANDYA."- Arindam Sain 

WE DO HAVE A PATRIOTIC AND ALMOST INVISIBLE INTELLIGENCE NETWORK !!!

"GIRL: 'We have tried to 

do so much HARM; 

but, still, you guys have 

not lost your CHARM.'

BOY: 'All girls are not selfish, 

corrupted and HARMFUL; 

some girls are really good at heart, 

quite friendly and so HELPFUL.

GIRL: 'But, how do you convert almost 

each and every odd SITUATION; 

into a 'blessing in disguise', do you guys 

have any 'Intelligence Base STATION' ?'

BOY: 'You guessed it absolutely right, 

we do have a patriotic and almost

invisible intelligence NETWORK; 

you can hardly track them 

but they are spying on you 

and doing all the hard WORK.'"- Arindam Sain

SANGRAM KORE BNECHE THAAKA EBONG ONYO MAANAV KE O BNAACHBAAR SUJOG KORE DEOWAA EE HOLO AASOL 'NIRBHIK DHARMA' !!!

"YAMRAJ: 'Aah ! Chitragupta, 

bhool tathya diyecho, ei teen kanya r 

toh ei mrityu r khaata e naam ee NAAI.'

CHITRAGUPTA: 'Aaggey Prabhu ! Eenaara 

nijera ee nijeder mrityu deke eneche, dukkh 

er saathe ei katha apnaake JAANAAI.'

YAMRAJ: 'Taah eder aayu toh besh bhalo 

ee chilo, janam kundali r hiseb MATO; 

kano era nijeder praan nijera ee 

niye nilo, amaake ektu BALOTO.'

CHITRAGUPTA: 'Maati te jodi thaakto 

duto paa, taahole hoyto bujhto aasol 

'jeeban' ebong 'sangram' er MAANE; 

ektu swapnobhango holeyi era je ekdum 

bhenge pore, kibhaabe ghure daarate hoy, 

yuddha korte hoy, kajon ee baa JAANE.'

YAMRAJ: 'Bujhle Chitragupta, 

mrityubaran kora khub ee sahaj, 

jaake bole 'kapurushochito KARMA'; 

sangram kore bneche thaaka ebong onyo 

maanav ke o bnaachbaar sujog kore deowaa 

ee holo aasol 'nirbhik DHARMA'.'"- Arindam Sain

SUDHU DNAATH NOY, ROJ RAAT E GHUMOTE JABAAR AAGEY KORE NEOWA BHALO PET TAA PARISKAAR !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Chotobela e, ekta osudh 

bikri hoto, jaar naam chilo, 'HAJMIWALA'; 

praaye sabaai kinto oi osudh, 

chakurijeebi theke CHAAOWALA. 

Ekta katha khub suntaam je, 

'Dr. Bidhan Roy bolechen, jaar 

pet garhbarh, taar sab GARHBARH'; 

eta toh maanteyi hobe, je 

oneker ee pet er samasya hole, 

maajhemoddhe buk kore DHARHPARH.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Sudhu dnaath noy, 

roj raat e ghumote jabaar aagey 

kore neowa bhalo pet taa PARISKAAR; 

mon aar sharir duto ee bhalo thaake, 

sudhu sudhu antacid tablet khowaar 

neyi kono DARKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

RR REACHED THE FINAL OF IPL 2022 BY WINNING BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 27.05.2022 !!!

"Krishna maintained the same LINE; 

and Kohli gone, when RCB's score was 9. 

Patidar started from where he left in the 

last match and looked in good FORM; 

but, after his dismissal, the RCB's 

innings started to TRANSFORM. 

Prasidh and McCoy tightened up 

the screws to stop RCB at 157/8; 

the highest contribution for RCB 

came from Rajat who scored 58. 

Jaiswal started the chase for 

RR with an aggressive MINDSET; 

the time started for RR fans to 

enjoy the speedy journey on 'JOS JET'. 

Another century scored, 

take a bow, Mr. Butler, you 

are surely the RR's big BOSS; 

on 27.05.2022, RR won the match by 

7 wickets to reach the final, and for 

Samson, it was a good TOSS."- Arindam Sain

RCB WON THE ELIMINATOR BY 14 RUNS AGAINST LSG ON 25.05.2022 !!!

"The meaning of the word, 'Rajat' in 

native Indian languages is 'SILVER'; 

and Mr. Patidar rightly chose the 

eliminator match to DELIVER. 

LSG missed so many easy catches, 

even Dinesh got a life and scored 37; 

Rajat was fortunate too, and alone 

scored 112 runs in the total score of 207. 

Surely, it was a bad day for QUINTON; 

but, the challenge against RCB was still ON. 

When LSG was cruising easily, Hasaranga 

made the RCB's hope ALIVE; 

as Hooda got bowled out at 

his individual score of 45. 

Stoinis got hunted down 

by Harshal PATEL; 

and then Hazlewood had a 

sweet success story to TELL. 

When the number of balls 

remaining was just 9; 

KL Rahul had to 

depart by scoring 79. 

RCB won by 14 runs due 

to Royal Rajat's FEAT; 

LSG got eliminated, as on 25.05.2022, 

they had to accept a DEFEAT."- Arindam Sain