ECUADOR BEAT QATAR BY 2-0 ON 20.11.2022 !!!

"Valencia netted the ball 

after a few minutes of the 

match, but, it was OFFSIDE; 

Saad did a blunder, but, 

the referee saw it clearly, 

you cannot HIDE. 

It was too easy for Enner 

to fool the Qatar goalkeeper 

from the penalty SPOT; 

Ecuador took a 1-0 

lead, due to Valencia's 

smart penalty SHOT. 

Ecuador completely dominated the 

game on 20.11.2022 and Valencia 

netted another one with a HEADER; 

Qatar team missed two easy chances, 

and Ecuador after having a 2-0 victory, 

is the current group LEADER."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 65 RUNS AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 20.11.2022 !!!

"Ishan batted with a free mind, 

as if he was practising at the NET; 

Shreyas could have scored many 

runs but got out due to 'HIT WICKET'. 

But, 'SKY' has no LIMIT; 

superb, speedy and SUPERHIT. 

In 32 balls, he scored 50; 

in the next 17 balls, he added another 50. 

Suryakumar Yadav, scored a ton 

and remained unbeaten at 111; 

as Tim Southee made a hattrick in the 

last over, India got restricted at 191. 

The man who took 3 important 

catches in the DEEP; 

was none other 

than ARSHDEEP. 

Indian bowlers dominated 

the show, though, Kane 

Williamson gave a good FIGHT; 

Deepak Hooda bagged 4 wickets 

and India won by 65 runs, 

on 20th November 2022 NIGHT."- Arindam Sain

LORD MAHADEV HAS GIVEN YOU, A SPECIAL BOON !!!

"KING: 'Our mission is to create 

a 'Ram Rajya' where everyone will 

live peacefully with unity in DIVERSITY; 

our vision is to make our kingdom, the best 

kingdom of knowledge and wisdom, by 

creating a university like 'Nalanda' UNIVERSITY. 

Our enemy kingdoms and some traitors 

are constantly trying to create trouble 

for us, by doing dirty POLITICS; 

but, at the end of the day, our kingdom 

emerges as the winner by creating 

new records as per STATISTICS.'

HERMIT: 'You and your administrative 

team members have worked well to 

motivate the young generation to create 

startups to generate more EMPLOYMENT; 

even so many legal policies 

got easier to implement 

due to the initiatives to do 

the necessary AMENDMENT. 

For the lower section of the society, 

in terms of income and caste, you 

have uplifted their confidence and lifestyle, 

you have really done something GOOD; 

instead of making them lazy by giving 

subsidies, you gave them the opportunity 

of 'ease of doing business', to earn 

more money and eat any healthy FOOD. 

For your good works, Lord Mahadev 

has given you, a special BOON; 

which you and the people of your 

kingdom will realize it very SOON."- Arindam Sain

EKHAN CHOP BHAJHO AAR BAANDHO THONGA !!!

"Goila gayile deikhya paa BHANGA; 

ekhan chop bhajho aar baandho THONGA. 

Khela aar mela koirya 

hoilo artha bhandar FNAAKA; 

flat er dorja khuilya dekhi 

koti koti kaalo TAAKA. 

Janojaati r pratinidhi 

ke o dayena SAMMAN; 

eto Devi r puja hoy, e bhoomi re, 

tobu o naari r kano ehano APOMAAN. 

Dengue r satarkata koribar tore, 

hoiya jaaye MICHIL; 

othocho aata na bleaching powder, thik 

bujha jaayena, onek hisaab ekhano GARMIL. 

E rajye hoyna niyog, othocho nirbachan 

er tore onyo rajye jaaye CHUITYA; 

taai aaro beshi koirya 

padma phool jaaye FUITYA. 

Niyog parikkha ee hoiya 

jaaye baatil baare BAARE; 

chaturdike eto durniti hoile, maanush 

naalish ee baa janaibe KAARE. 

Onek neta gula ee 

je ekdom BAAJE; 

gatokaal churi koirya, 

aaji sadhu SAAJE. 

Maanush eto vote dise, taai 

boilya, etto kiser AHONKAR; 

jakhan ultaiya dibe sab, 

ghuirya jaabe SARKAR."- Arindam Sain

NISHABDO PRATIBAAD ER MAADHYAM E CHAKA KINTU GHURBE ABAAR !!!

"KAKA: 'Kamon acho he BHAIPO; 

sab doi toh kheye felche katogulo 'NEPO'. 

BHAIPO: 'Dhukiye diye 

magaj e, rajnoitik POKA; 

era kichu lok eder ke 

bhalo ee banacche BOKA. 

Ami ektu pratibaad korlei era bole, 'eto kom 

boyeshe, aasol rajneeti teh jaaye na DHOKA; 

tumi je ekhano eisob 

bishoy, ekdum kochi KHOKA'.'

KAKA: 'Taar maane, yuddha ta 

ekhan prabin bonam NABIN; 

ei khela, mela aar bhaata dite giye, bhebe 

dekhecho ki, katota niyeche era WRIN. 

Nyara bel tala e jaaye thik ee, kintu 

se jayena aar dwitiyo BAAR; 

nishabda pratibaad er maadhyam e, 

chaka kintu ghurbe ABAAR.'

BHAIPO: 'Ami o chai, je, 

era ekbar HAARUK; 

nijeder dosh truti gulo 

upolobdhi KORUK.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 71 RUNS AGAINST ZIMBABWE ON 06.11.2022 !!!

"On 06.11.2022, India scored 

their 1st run at the 10th BALL; 

the strategy was to read the wicket 

carefully, so that the wicket doesn't FALL. 

KL Rahul was expected to 

perform today and played the 

much needed knock of 51; 

but, India raced to 186, only 

because of Suryakumar who 

played a superb innings to score 61. 

Due to Bhuvneswar and 

Arshdeep, Zimbabwe got the 

early shock to struggle at 2/2; 

then came Shami to create 

more trouble for them with 

a bowling figure of 14/2. 

Ashwin bowled out Ryan BURL; 

as every time, the ball doesn't CURL. 

India qualified for the semifinal of the 

ICC T20 World Cup 2022, as they won the 

match against Zimbabwe by a margin of 71; 

but, Sikandar Raza of Zimbabwe 

impressed everyone as he scored 34 

and his bowling figure is 18/1."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 56 RUNS AGAINST NETHERLANDS ON 27.10.2022 !!!

"Always take the 'Review', 

when in DOUBT; 

Rohit took it, but Rahul didn't 

and was declared OUT. 

Rohit was lucky as Pringle 

missed an easy CATCH; 

when Rohit departed, Virat started from 

where he left in the previous MATCH. 

Suryakumar Yadav also showed, 

what class he has GOT; 

in Sydney, 179 runs was too much and the 

Netherlands team felt that it is too HOT. 

If you bowl fast, then the Netherlands 

batsmen will win the RACE; 

but, they will throw away their wicket, 

if there is any change of PACE. 

Arshdeep is learning to give yorker 

delivery but not the slower ONE; 

on 27.10.2022, by 

56 runs, India WON."- Arindam Sain