ALL BANKS MUST CLOSE THOSE SAVINGS AND CURRENT ACCOUNTS WHICH ARE FOR 2 YEARS, MAINTAINING THE STATUS, 'INOPERATIVE' !!!

"All Banks must close those savings and 

current accounts which are for 2 years, 

maintaining the status, 'INOPERATIVE';
why waste time on calling back 
those 'garbage customers' for 
making their accounts 'OPERATIVE'. 
Rather deduct the minimum balance 
charges, and once the balance of the 
savings or current account reaches 
zero, just close the ACCOUNT;
RBI must also make a rule that if any 
account remains inoperative for more than 
2 years, the account will be closed and then 
RBI will seize the book balance or AMOUNT.
Also, say, Mr. X has opened a 
savings account in any Bank 
in 2016 for only getting a fund 
from the Indian GOVERNMENT; 
then his account has been inoperative for 
more than 2 years and closed, in 2023, he 
came to open another savings account, 
he will get a monetary PUNISHMENT.
Mr. X will be fined Rs.2000/- as 
'Previous Account Inoperative 
Charges' (PAIC), otherwise, the new 
savings account will remain INACTIVE; 
Mr. X will deposit Rs.2000/+ Rs.1000/-, 
the 2000 rupees will be deducted, 
and with minimum balance, the 
new account will be ACTIVE.
With.effect from 1st January 2024, RBI 
must implement cash handling charges 
of Rs.55/- for more than Rs.50,000/- 
cash withdrawal and DEPOSIT;
PAN Card must be made mandatory and 

Banks will deduct Rs.1000/- as yearly 'Form 

60' charges in CBS if in any account, there 

is no PAN card entered in IT."- Arindam Sain

AASCHE BACHOR ABAAR HOBE, OPEKKHA E THAKBO AAMRA ABAAR BAARO TA MAAS !!!

"Badh toh 
holo MAHISHASUR;
kintu amader mon e 
je bishaad er SUR.
Maa Durga aaj 
raona deben KAILASH E;
duto Nilkantha paakhi 
jaaye urre AKASH E.
Pratham pakhi ti bole, 'Maa Durga 
oi pujo mandap er choukhaat 
perolei, ami shuru korbo ORA'; 
dwitiyo paakhi ti bole, 'Thik ache, 
bisarjan parva sesh holei, ami tor 
pechon pechon ure aaschi DAARA.'
Aaj ei Vijaya Dashami r 
din e, amader mon je UDAAS; 
aasche bachor abaar hobe, opekkha 
e thakbo aamra abaar baaro ta MAAS.
Mahila der oi sindur khela r AADOLE; 
maa ke onara baran kore naye AASOLE.
Seyi Maha Shasthi 
theke Vijaya Dashami 
obdi, Bangaali r ghar e, ghar 
e, kato ee na MANORANJAN;
Haati r opor e bose jei bachor  
Maa Durga aasben ebong firey 
jaaben, sei bachor e sukh o samriddhi 
prochur, jato ee hok pratima NIRANJAN.
Navaratri utsav e, astami r din e, 
ei Maa Durga ee hoye othen 
Maa Mahagauri ebong onaar 
pachonde r rang hoy BEGUNI;
Parvati, Navadurga ebong Kali r galpo 
gulo besh taatporjyopurna, ebong 
aamra obaak hoye jaai, jatobaar 
ee ei pouranik kaahini gulo SUNI.
Shaastra mat e, 
Vijaya Dashami tei 
kintu Durga Pujo SESH; 
kintu Bangaali r mon e kintu, 
Lakkhi pujo obdi roye jaaye, 
ei Durga Pujo r RESH."- Arindam Sain

JEKHANE KHELA R KATHA, SEKHAANE ERA KHELTE PAARENA, EDER SAMARTHAK RA STADIUM E ESE SUDHU KORBE AMADER KAAN JHALAPALA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Oh tai bol, jharh 
er naam, 'HAMOON'; 
aami ee bhool sunechilam, 
je eta 'HONEYMOON.
Odike bheerh er bhoy, Santosh Mitra 
Square e, 'Ram Mandir' dekhate niye 
jaaini bole, khepe ache 'MUNMUN';
Aah ! Aaj naa Bijoya Dashami, Bangaaliyana 

bhoole geli dekhchi, rasogolla khaowa, egulo 

rekhe de, aaj ke khabona 'Gulab JAMUN'.'

BABOOL: 'Aaha ! Sab thakur ki 
aar bisarjan hoye jacche NAAKI; 
kichu thakur toh mandap e thakbei, 
jehetu 'Pujo Carnival' ache BAAKI.'

BABLA: ''Hamoon' noy, tobe 24.10.2023 
taarikh e, South Africa r 'Quinton de 
Kock' jharh tulechen, Bangladesh er 
biruddhe ekla ee korechen 174 RUN;
ei pujo teh aaro ekta sukhabor 
ache, gatokaal orthat Mahanabami 
r din e, Pakistan ke 8 wicket e 
haariye diyeche AFGHANISTAN.'

BALA: 'Thik hoyeche, amader 
Bharat e ICC World Cup 2023 aayojito 
hocche bole, Pakistani aar Bangladeshi 
der khub hocchilo gaaye JWAALA;
Jekhane khela r katha, sekhane era khelte 

paarena, aar stadium e ese, ei Pakistani aar 

Bangladeshi samarthak gulo korbe sudhu 

amader kaan JHALAPALA.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 22.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"It was a 'Duck Day' for DEVON; 
as Siraj sent him back to PAVILION.
For the opener, Will YOUNG;
Shami's bowling was so STRONG.
The New Zealand team also 
has a 'Ravindra' who has 
played a good knock of 75;
Shami kept on taking wickets to 
create a record of one of his best 
bowling performances which is 54/5.
Wickets kept on falling at the other 
end, but, one player kept on FIGHTING; 
the innings of 130 runs by Daryl Mitchell 
on 22.10.2023 was just OUTSTANDING.
Kuldeep took two 

wickets of middle 

order but conceded 73;
due to Shami's terrific bowling, 

New Zealand could not reach 

300, rather got restricted at 273.

Both Rohit and Shubman 
showed their AGGRESSION; 
but, due to Lockie, two wickets 
fell in quick SUCCESSION.
In the middle order, along with 
Virat, both Shreyas and Rahul 
laid a strong FOUNDATION; 
Suryakumar got run out due 
to a silly MISCOMMUNICATION.
It is good for the Indian team as 
their 'Ravindra' got a chance to BAT;
on the other end, Virat kept on pouncing 
just like any Indian tiger, the big wild CAT.
Henry denied Kohli the ton just by 5 runs, 
but, India won against New Zealand after 
a long time in any ICC TOURNAMENT.
On the 'Durga Asthami' day, India won by 
4 wickets and Jadeja with the bat, also 
gave some ENTERTAINMENT."- Arindam Sain

THEME BONAAM OITIHYOMOYEE SAABEKIYANA; DURGA PUJO R SAMAY, EI NIYE JOME OTHE BANGAALIYANA !!!

"Theme bonaam 
oitihyomoyee SAABEKIYANA;
Durgo Pujo r samay, ei niye 
jome othe BANGAALIYANA.
Sarat kaal e Maa Durga r 
pujo korechilen Bhagwan RAM;
noile toh amra sabaai sudhu oi basanta 
writu tei Maa Basanti r pujo KORTAM.
Raavan er biruddhe yuddha 

teh jabaar aagey, Bhagwan 

Ram korlen Durga pujo, 

nilen Maa Durga r AASHIRBAAD;
tarpor Bijoya Dashami r din e, Raavan 

er shorir ebong taar dus ta maatha 

ke korlen badh, kintu korlen na 

Lanka rajya ke BARBAAD.

2024 saal e, sampanna 
hobe Ayodhya teh, Ram 
Mandir er NIRMAAN;
2023 saal e, Santosh Mitra Square e, Ram 
Mandir er aadol e Durga pujo mandap 
tairi hoyeche, ja peyeche sera SAMMAN.
Aapni jodi hon Mahadeb er bhakto, tahole 
chole aastei paaren Saltlake er BJ Block 
e, dekhte 'Aadiyogi' r bishaal MURTI; 
oi 'light and sound 'show dekhe, 
mon er moddhe jaagbe boiki 
ek onyodharan er SPHURTI."

Kalyani o pichiye nei, besh 

bhalo ee hocche Kolkata 

bonaam Kalyani r TAKKAR;

Sreebhumi Sporting sere, Santosh Mitra 

Square dekhe, train dhore, diyei aasun 

Kalyani Rathtala ebong ITI teh ek CHAKKAR."- Arindam Sain

AABAR AASBEN MAA DURGA, KORTE SAB ASUBHO SHAKTI R BINAASH !!!

"Mahalaya r din e, 
bhorbela e, radio r 
dik e pete KAAN; 
sabai shone Birendra Krishna 
Bhadra r kanthoswar aar 
Mahishasur Mardini r GAAN.
Sabai bhaabe panchami r din ei 
dekhe nebe bhalo bhalo thakur, 
sedin ektu thakbe FNAAKA; 
onekei sedin ee beriye pore, kaajei
panchami r din o prochur bheerh, 
gamgam kore pujo mandap ELAAKA.
Katha e ache, porile SAREE;
sundari laage NAARI.
Saraswati pujo r toh 
ache ee sei MAHIMA; 
aar jakhan martye 
ghurte aasen UMA.
Thonte lipstick, chokhe kajal, kaane dul, 
haathe snakha aar sinthi teh SINDUR;
bole othe se naari, 'ogo suncho, paa 
byatha korche, oi pandal ta aar KATODUR'.
Oi path cholte cholte, khete thakun 
ghugni, fuchka, ice cream ba egg ROLL;
bheerh jato ee thakuk na kano, ektu 
o kome na kintu koutuhal aar KALLOL.
Onek kshetre, ei pujo 
tei hoy pratham ALAAP;
chole boiki naatak er 
ee prem er SANGLAAP.
Emon ee jaadu aajkal kaar makeup e, 
je sab meye kei dekhte laage BHALO;
pujo r por dekha hole bojha jaaye, 
gaa er rang ta kintu ektu hole o KAALO.
Pet pujo na 

hole, Durga pujo r 

aasol majaa thik 

jaayena PAAOWA; 

Saptami teh Chinese, ashtami teh 

Bangaali khaabar, Nabami teh 

mahabhog ba moghlai, besh 

bhalo ee hoye khaaowa DAAOWA.
Dashami r din elei, mon e 
hoy, ei toh sedin pujo ELO; 
aar er ee moddhe 
chole GYALO.
Aasole utsav ta eto taai baro, je samay 
ke laage khub choto, mon e hoy jano, 
aar ektu utsav ta thakle bhalo HOTO; 
kintu prakriti aar 
samay, se thik chole taar 
chirachorito niyam MATO.
Brihaspati baar e bisarjan 
dite neyi, ete hoy ghor AMANGAL; 
aaro ek din na hoy Maa Durga thakben 
martye, tobu o taate barang sabaar MANGAL.
Dashami r din e, sindur khelte khelte, 
naari der mukh hoye jaaye BHAAR;
mon e, mon e, taara bole, 'Hey, Maa 
Durga, aasche bachor eso ABAAR.'
Sarat kaal e abaar jakhan 
futbe charidike 'KAASH'; 
abaar aasben Maa Durga korte 
sab asubho shakti r BINAASH."- Arindam Sain

SOUTH AFRICA THRASHED ENGLAND BY 229 RUNS ON 21.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"Topley gave an early SHOCK;
by taking the wicket of de KOCK.
On 21.10.2023, Adil Rashid bowled 
many deliveries which were quite SLOW; 
but got rid of Hendricks and Dussen, 
to give South Africa, a double BLOW.
Due to a mild injury, the passionate 
Topley showed some ANGER;
but came back again to bowl, as 
within him, there is so much HUNGER.
Oh ! Topley turned out 
to be a serial KILLER; 
as he dismissed both 
Markram and MILLER.
Just hang on, England team, 
someone has come out of his DEN;
the show has just started, as 
the warrior's name is KLAASEN.
The England bowlers got brutally
hammered in every direction by HEINRICH; 
so many wounds indeed, how many 
and how fast can you STITCH.
In this ICC World Cup 2023, 
Heinrich Klaassen scored a TON;
he got bowled out 
by Gus ATKINSON.
South Africa made a 
mammoth total of 399;
out of which, along with the terrific Jansen, 
the talented Klaassen alone scored 109.
Bowl as per the field and Marco Jansen 
was back in wicket taking BUSINESS;
keeping a leg slip was a shrewd captaincy
by Markram and it was a SUCCESS.
Gerald Coetzee came in 
like a tropical CYCLONE; 
and England was struggling at 84/7, 
as 3 wickets were taken by Gerald ALONE.
What Wood could not do with the ball, 
did it with the bat, but, still, England 
could only score 170, in reply to 399;
South Africa made a record indeed 
against England in ODI history by 
winning the match by a margin of 229."- Arindam Sain