INDIA THRASHED SOUTH AFRICA BY 243 RUNS AT EDEN GARDENS ON 05.11.2023 IN ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"Winning the toss is important 
as the pitch of 'Eden Gardens' 
is sometimes MYSTERIOUS; 
but, this is the historical and iconic 
ground where cricketers create 
history, so, enjoy, don't be so SERIOUS.
Why Rohit was taking risky shots and 
scoring runs rapidly, many people 
may have not UNDERSTOOD; 
but, the ball was gripping a little bit 
after 10 overs of play, so, Rohit 
Sharma's strategy was really GOOD.
For the Proteas, Rabada 
made the first STRIKE;
Keshav Maharaj conceded only 30 runs, 
a bowling figure that you cannot DISLIKE.
Shreyas Iyer was in a hurry 
and before taking any shot, 
was in some sort of HESITATION;
the captain sent the message 
that just stay at the wicket and 
continue the strike ROTATION.
The spectators of Kolkata 
wanted a return GIFT;
so, the 'Birthday Boy' changed the gear 
as per the pitch and continued to DRIFT. 
In the year of 2023, 
on the date of 5/11;
the spectators of Eden Gardens 
felt as if they were in HEAVEN.
Virat Kohli turns 35 on this 
day and has scored his 49th 
century, though, a little FASTER; 
to equal the 49 ton record 
of the living legend, Sachin 
Tendulkar, the 'Little MASTER.'
Jadeja scored runs quickly and to 
win, South Africa has to score 327;
patience has its reward 
indeed as Shreyas scored 77.
The spectators at Eden Gardens
were already celebrating as Virat 
Kohli gave them a gift of 101;
Siraj also made everyone happy 
by dismissing the dangerous de Kock 
and had a decent bowling spell of 11/1.
Bavuma had no clue, he got bowled 
out before he tried to PLAY; 
what a delivery it was by Ravindra, 
you will always like to see the REPLAY.
Markram had a short chat with Klaasen, but 
of no use, Jadeja hunted down Klaasen, 
and before South Africa could RECOVER;
the 'Shami Storm' came in again to take 
the wicket of van der Dussen and the hope 
to chase the big total was almost OVER. 
Miller just threw his wicket and Jadeja did an 

outstanding bowling to end up at 5/33;

in reply to a big total of 326, the South 
Africa team got bowled out at just 83."- Arindam Sain

WE MAKE THEM FEEL THAT THEY ARE IN A HOMELY ENVIRONMENT !!!

"MANAGER OF BANK S: 'What is the 
strategy that even from a remote area, 
you are doing outstanding BUSINESS; 
and this branch of our Bank is in an 
urban area, yet we are failing, 
though the scope is not so LESS.'

MANAGER OF BANK I: 'In our MBA 
classes at ICFAI, we were taught on the 
very first day, that if you guys have EGO; 
then, when you are working as 
frontline managers to 'MANAGE 
MEN Tactfully', that ego must GO.'

MANAGER OF BANK S: 'Ok ! say, we are 
not egoistic anymore and our CBS 
software is so advanced, but, how come, 
still, your branch is a point of ATTRACTION;
after every week, our CASA deposit is 
draining out, we are finding out, that in 
your branch, after every week, there 
is a good CASA deposit ADDITION.'

MANAGER OF BANK I: 'I always believe 
that any financial market does not run 
on mathematics or statistics but 
on human SENTIMENT; 
we make the customers feel that we, the 
bank staffs are human beings, not robots, 
and we are very informal, that's it, just 
keep it simple, no need to EXPERIMENT.' 

MANAGER OF BANK S: 'Ok, but, sweet 
behaviour always doesn't bring business, 
there must be some strategies for doing 
so well in marketing, what's the LOGIC;
some call you 'Munnabhai MBA', some 
call you 'Cheetah', but, I think, you have 
the 'Charisma' and that charismatic 
leadership creates the MAGIC.'

MANAGER OF BANK I: 'No, nothing 
like that, rather we suggest them 
about how they can increase their 
wealth by proper INVESTMENT; 
we try to understand customers' problems 
by keeping ourselves in their shoes, and 
the best part is that we make them feel 
that they are in a homely ENVIRONMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA DEVASTATED SRI LANKA COMPLETELY BY 302 RUNS ON 02.11.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"What a special delivery by 

Dilshan, to bowled out 'HITMAN'; '

then came Virat, will he score a century, 

everyone eagerly waited to see if he CAN.

Chameera missed a 

golden OPPORTUNITY; 

both Shubman and Virat entertained 

the spectators of Mumbai CITY.

Shubman missed the ton by 8; 

and Kohli departs at 88.

Are you fond of seeing 

the shots of 'Super SIX', 

then here comes Shreyas Iyer 

who raced to 82 in just 56.

357 runs is indeed a massive 

total as India looked so MIGHTY; 

though, still, Madhushanka 

alone took 5 wickets for 80.

Bumrah got a wicket in the first BALL; 

even, though, it was the umpire's CALL.

Siraj came in to take 2 wickets in 

an over, is it a Test MATCH; 

anyway, in the third slip position, 

Shreyas took a good CATCH.

Kusal got bowled out 

and could score only 1; 

as the delivery by 

Siraj was a good ONE. 

Siraj and Bumrah were just like 

strong winds, the real storm was 

yet to be experienced by SRI LANKA;

the 'Shami Storm' has hit the Sri Lanka 

Island, and another series of devastation 

started with the dismissal of ASALANKA.

What an inswing delivery 

by Shami to hit the TARGET; 

after being bowled out, it is indeed a 

delivery that Angelo may never FORGET.

Both Mohammed Shami and Mohammed 

Siraj rocked the show on 02.11.2023 

as Sri Lanka got bowled out at just 55; 

India won by a huge margin of 302 runs 

and Shami got 5 wickets again as his 

figure in this match is 18/5."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED ENGLAND BY 100 RUNS ON 29.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"In 'Lakshmanpur' City, the city 
which was gifted by Bhagwan 
Ram to his younger BROTHER; 
after seeing the pitch on 29.10.2023, 
both the captains had something 
in their mind to BOTHER. 
So, at Atal Behari Bajpayee 
stadium in Lucknow, Rohit Sharma 
lost the toss, it was a tough LUCK; 
to add salt to the wounds, Shubman 
Gill could only score 9 runs and 
Virat Kohli went out for a DUCK. 
Rohit stayed at the wicket 
to do sensible batting 
and it was ENOUGH; 
due to KL Rahul's support at 
the other end, the scenario 
was not looking so TOUGH. 
David, the son of the famous 
cricketer Peter Willey started 
the proceedings with a MAIDEN; 
and gradually hunted 
down three important 
Indian BATSMEN. 
Not only Rohit and Rahul, 
some credit goes to Suryakumar 
also, for scoring a valuable 49; 
Jasprit Bumrah surely has the potential 
to become an all-rounder, and 
ultimately, India could only score 229.
Malan felt about the blunder he DID; 
Bumrah dismissed both Joe and DAWID. 
The England team could not survive at all 
as the 'Amroha Aandhi' came charging IN; 
as he took the wicket of Ben, 
Bairstow, Rashid and MOEEN.
Wow ! What a delivery by Kuldeep 
to bowled out Butler, a fantastic 
display of spin BOWLING; 
Livingstone managed to score 27 
as India didn't take a review, why 
missing out on any small THING.
Bumrah bowled the best delivery of 

the match to bowled out Mark Wood 

and finished his bowling figure at 3/32;

India won the match by 100 runs 
as Shami did an outstanding 
performance of 4/22."- Arindam Sain

TAAI TOH AMRAA SABAAI APNADER DUJONER EE SAADHAK !!!

"MAA LAKKHI: 'Hey Maanab, aami 
prasanna hoyechi, je tumi saara raat 
royecho jege, 'Kojagara' HISEBE; 
oneker mato, tumi o amaar jogyo 
saadhak, tumi nischoi aaj amaar  
theke aashirbaad PAABE.'

MAA SARASWATI: 'Hey Maanab, 
tumi aasole kaar saadhak, ei 
prashno r jawaab daao AAGE;
prithibite unnati korte gele 
ek jon maanab er sarba pratham 
kaar aashirbaad LAAGE.'

MAANAB: 'Konodin o bhabini, je, 
dui debi r saadhak hisebe, eksathe 
dekhte paabo dui debi r ee AGOMON;
uposh kore achi thik ee, kintu 
taate kichu ese jaayena, aaj 
khusi teh bhore galo aamar MON.'

LAKKHI PYANCHA: 'Ebaar ei kathin 
prashno r uttar taa daao DEKHINI; 
je kono khabaar banaate gele, 
konta beshi joruri, Noon naa CHINI.'

RAJHANGSHO: 'Aah ! tumi bapu majhe 
moddhe baro ee karo BIRAKTO; 
tomaar prashno r theke barong, 
aager prashno ta beshi SHAKTO.'

MAANAB: 'Noon naa diley, 
khabaar e swaad aasena JAANI; 
kintu tarkaari teh ditei 
hobe ektu CHINI. 
Aager prashno r uttar e eituku ee 
boli, je khaali pet e thaakle, kono 
kaaj e aasena bidya o BUDDHI; 
abaar gyaan o shikka naa thaakle, 
jato ee artho thaakuk na kano, seyi 
rajye thakena kono sukh o SAMRIDDHI.
Hey Maa Lakkhi 
ebong Maa Saraswati, 
apnaara ek e 
opor er PORIPURAK;
apnaara dujonei samaan shaktishaali, 
keu kaarur theke baro ba choto 
noy, taai toh amraa sabaai 

apnader dujoner ee SAADHAK.'"- Arindam Sain
 

AUSTRALIA DEFENDED THE MATCH JUST BY 5 RUNS AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 28.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"As if in that pitch, there was 
nothing for the bowlers at ALL; 
David and Travis were in a mood to hit 
a boundary in each and every BALL.
Australia team management always 
prefers a left-handed opening pair 
and they always SUCCEED; 
David Warner and Travis Head have 
reminded us about Adam Gilchrist 
and Mathew Hayden INDEED. 
Warner went back to the 
pavilion as Phillips took a 
catch of his own BOWLING; 
Phillips even bowled out 
Travis who scored 109 runs 
while dominating and RULING.
The Australians 
maintained the 
momentum even if the 
wickets were FALLING;
Pat Cummins also stunned everyone 
with his stormy batting, though, 
Australia got restricted below 400 
as Boult did some smart BOWLING.
Starc proved once again 
that in the slip position, his 
fielding ability is so GOOD; 
and as rewards, both the openers 
of the New Zealand team got 
dismissed by HAZLEWOOD.
A superstar from the 
New Zealand team is 
surely EMERGING; 
he is Rachin Ravindra who 
scored 116 runs, and his talent and 
batting technique are just AMAZING.
The Australian team thought that after 
Ravindra's dismissal, there is no THREAT;
Jimmy Neesham with his bat, started 
to tell, 'the match is not over YET'.
In any competitive match, 
little things matter a LOT; 
hats off to Labuschagne, what a terrific 
fielder, the Australia team has GOT. 
In a tense situation, a sure shot 
boundary got saved by Labuschagne 
and got converted to TWO; 
even a speedy throw from the boundary 
line by Labuschagne got converted 
by Inglis to do Neesham's run out TOO.
Australia defended the match just 
by 5 runs on 28.10.2023; 
as New Zealand ended 
their innings at 383."- Arindam Sain

NO NEED TO DELAY THE NEXT '12TH BIPARTITE SETTLEMENT' !!!

"There is no need for any trade union 
to go for any unnecessary STRIKE; 
the Indian Government must give all 
the PSU Bank employees a decent HIKE.
No need to delay the next '12th Bipartite
Settlement', scrap all the concept
of 'Bipartite Settlement ARREAR'; 
if there is a good salary in PSU Banks, 
then our next generation will feel more 
motivated to make a 'Banking CAREER.'
'Performance Linked Incentive' (PLI) 
should only be given to the 
employees of those branches 
only which will be in PROFIT; 
and if any branch is in loss for 

three consecutive financial 

years, no need to continue 

that branch, just merge IT.
When there is a shortage of 
manpower due to RETIREMENT; 
utilize the Peon Cum Daftary as a part 
of smart manpower MANAGEMENT.
Either install Passbook Kiosks 
or provide CBS ID to PCD where 

in that CBS ID, he or she can do 
only the passbook PRINTING; 
implement '5 days banking' and mark 

'inefficiency' if it is found that the staffs 
are increasing the electricity bills by 

continuous late SITTING."- Arindam Sain