I DON'T WANT TO BE, LIKE THAT TRAGIC HERO OF THE 'TITANIC' SHIP !!!

"Who the hell are you, I don't CARE,
but, at me, why do you STARE;
maybe just an INFATUATION,
don't put me in an odd SITUATION.
You do have a pretty FACE,
with lots of GRACE;
slow down your PACE,
even a tortoise can win a RACE.
Love does HAPPEN,
you never know how and WHEN;
it is better to start  slowly 
with a sweet FRIENDSHIP, 
but, I don't want to be, like that 
tragic hero of the 'Titanic' SHIP."- Arindam Sain

FOR 2 TO 3 DAYS, WE INTENTIONALLY, JUST KEEP ON COMMUNICATING !!!

"GIRL: 'I intentionally wanted 

to talk to you as they told me 

that you are a 'Lady KILLER', 

after talking with you, I found 

that you are so simple, there 

is no scope of any THRILLER.'

BOY: 'Well, it is indeed 

a case of HUMOUR, 
that you blindly 

believed the RUMOUR;
when a customer applies for any 
loan, for 2 to 3 days, we intentionally,
just keep on COMMUNICATING, 
because the customer will try to do 'Window 

Dressing', and even by taking a gold loan, 

may increase his CIBIL score or RATING.'

GIRL: 'Yeah, even in case of recruiting 
anyone despite having a good 
technical knowledge, sometimes, 
we also take psychometric TEST,
because, in many cases, we have 
seen that with lesser technical 
knowledge but good positive attitude, 
those guys emerge as the very BEST.'"- Arindam Sain

THE VOTERS OF WEST BENGAL ARE STILL SO IMMATURE AFTER ALL !!!

"MUMBAIKAR: 'It seems that those 
voters who have elected this MONKEY; 
are not so smart at all, maybe, 
they are like any DONKEY.'

KOLKATAN: 'That is a real 
problem with the common 
people of West BENGAL; 
they elect anti-socials, hooligans 
and characterless people, these 
voters are still so immature after ALL.'

DELHITE: 'These traitors deserve to 
get the punishment of SUSPENSION;
and that monkey should be permanently
expelled and must not get any PENSION.'

CHENNAIYAN: 'Surely, I feel pity 
for the voters of West Bengal, 
as these monkeys always 
disrespect the voters MANDATE;
in the National level, these Bengali MPs 
of a small regional party are doing such a 

nuisance, then imagine, what hooliganism 

they really do in their West Bengal STATE.'"- Arindam Sain

EKHAN BUJHECHI, KANO KHEPE JAAYE, JEI SHONE, 'JAI SHRI RAM'; KAARON NIJEI TOH EKTA DESHODROHI EBONG 'NAMAK HARAM' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jehetu eder praaye 
sab mantri ee jail e, jehetu 
cholche durniti MAAMLA; 
taai 'Tukde Tukde Gang' er 
saathe haath miliye kore 
dilo Parliament e HAAMLA'

BABOOL: 'Oi je kaaku, thaake 
SSKM e, eto jaane, tobu kichu 
katha bolena, kano BOLENA;
aar oi 'Ek prashno, ek lakh' anusthan 
er sanchalak je ekta girgiti, seta 
besh bhalo korei giyeche CHENA.'

BABLA: 'Je Bangaali jaati r 
swadhinata r sangraam er jonno, 
gota Bharatbaasi kore GARBO; 
sekhane ekta daaini buri oi deshodrohi 
der ke sahajya kore, koreche Bangaali jaati 
r samman o aabhijaatya ke KHARBO.'

BALA: 'Ekhan bujhechi, kano khepe 
jaaye, jei shone, 'Jai Shree RAM'; 
kaaron nijei toh ekta deshodrohi 
ebong 'NAMAK HARAM'.'"- Arindam Sain

BHASHA KI ESE JAAYE MASHAI, SUDHU BHALO HOLEI HOBE SUR, CHANDO AAR TAAL !!!

"'Evo kano che khalasi 
mane kai do NE';
shunte bhalo ee lagilo, 
kintu kon bhasha JANINE.
Katha e ache, sangeet 
bhenge daaye sab DEOWAAL; 
bhasha e ki ese jaaye mashai, sudhu 
bhalo holei hobe sur, chando aar TAAL.
Bojha galo na, oi ZNMD r 'Senorita' 
gaan e, oi Spanish bhasha e 
ki je gaailen oi DIDI;
eta o bojha galo na, je hotath 
eto taa janopriyo kano hoye 
galo, 'Why this Kolaveri D'.
Bharat er kota lok bujheche 
'Manike Maage Hite' gaan er MAANE; 
kintu ei sur ke kaaje laagiye katorakam 
er bhasha e gaan rachana holo ke JAANE.
'Aha sia he zangi 
delamo nakon KHUN';
reetimato shorgol fello 'Bobaa 
Bobby' aar ei Parsi gaan er DHUN."- Arindam Sain

NIYOG GULO KORE NILEY, HOYNAKO MANDO, ODER PARIVAAR E EBAAR FIRUK ANANDO !!!

"Shune jaao DHOP, 
kheye jaayo CHOP;
Ek dal hoye ache BNHYARA,
aar pratibaadi der maatha NYARA.
Bikkhobh er hazaar DIN,
stage e uni naachen taa dhin DHIN;
shilpo dekhaate, Spain e ektu ghure AASI
odike je, dukkhe more jaaye CHAASI.
Taaka niye gyalo 'SARADA',
baapre eto taaka, e ki korecho Partha DA;
Salman Khan bujhlo na, eta kiser CHOBI,
Rudranil ke hote holo bidrohi KOBI.
'Bengal Summit' e sudhu ee HOI HOI,
kothay bhai, shilpo elo KOI;
jaai onyo rajye, ekhane nei je kono KAAJ,
se ki Kaku, tomar gola e nei kono AOWAAJ.
Ache ache, ache boiki sunyapad ONEK,
jaak tobe, deri teh hole o fireche BIBEK;
niyog gulo kore niley, hoynako MANDO, 
oder parivaar e ebaar firuk ANANDO."- Arindam Sain

BHARATIYA HISEBE AMAAR KANO THAKBENA 'PMFBY' PAAOWA R ADHIKAAR !!!

"KRISHAK NETA: 'Oi 'Duare Sarkar' 
shibir e lokjon dhore aanbaar jonno, 
apnader se ki matha BYATHA ; 
koi ekbaar ontoto oi 'Duare Sarkar' shibir 
ei krishak der ke konodin o ki bujhiye 
bolechen shasya bima r KATHA.'

PANCHAYAT PRADHAN: 'Aasole 
aamra konodin o bhabini je, 
ekjon krishak eto ta bhenge 
porbe maanosik BHAABE; 
tobe haan eta o thik je aamra eta 
o konodin krishak der ke bolini je 
kibhabe ki ki kaagaz joma dile, 
shasya bima paaowa JAABE.'

RASHTRAYATTO BANK SHAKHA 
PRABANDHAK: 'Amader sarkari bank e, 
aamra jato taa sambhab krishi wrin er 
sud taa baad diye kore diyi MUKUB;
othocho apnaara oi shasya bima r 
katha taa ei chaasi bhai der ke bolte 
paaren na, gorib maanush gulo ke 
ekhano baniye rekhechen BEKUB.'

GORIB KRISHAK: 'Eder 'Bangla Shasya 
Bima' r kono taal neyi, matha neyi,  
eder website e 'Insurance 
Calculator' taa o BEKAAR; 
'Pradhan Mantri Fasal Bima Yojana' r 
website taa dekhun ekbaar, daarun tairi 
koreche, Bharatiya hisebe amaar kano
thakbena 'PMFBY' paaowa r ADHIKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain