Thursday, August 8, 2024

INDIA WILL CONTROL THE ENTIRE INDIAN SUBCONTINENT FROM NOW ON AND CAN DO ANY SECRET SURGICAL STRIKE !!!

"ISI AGENT: 'By killing so many 
Bengali muslims in 'Bangladesh', 
we have got a huge SUCCESS; 
it has become 'East Pakistan' 
again, 'Rajakar' and 'Jamat' are 
back in their terrorism BUSINESS.'

PAKISTAN ARMY GENERAL: 'But we 
are surprised that  why 'NIA' and 
'NSG' is still so SILENT; 
we expected that they will start killing 
Bangladeshi and Rohingya terrorists
in India by becoming VIOLENT.'

CHINESE SPY: 'They 
all know about our 
joint VENTURE;
so they are waiting for us to 
fall into a trap, and then they 
will start their ADVENTURE.'

USA DIPLOMAT: 'You guys are all fools, 
the Indian Government Intelligence team 
members are very smart and WISE;
the economic and political downfall of 
Afghanistan, Pakistan and Bangladesh 
is a blessing in DISGUISE.
India will control the entire Indian 
subcontinent from now on and can 
do any secret surgical STRIKE;
the map will show 3 different nations, 
but, these 3 nations will be under Indian 
control, which you may like or DISLIKE.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, August 6, 2024

TODER KE KI KOIMU AAMRA AAR, CHOKH ER SAAMNE DEKSI KATOGULA KULAANGAAR !!!

"KANGAL MUCHHALMAN: 'Dekhso 
ki tumra, 'Gana Bhavan' er bhitor e 
dhuika, kato lootpaat korsi AAMI; 
fokot e jaa paaowa jaaye, andolan toh 
ekta chhuta maatro, jodi o ei jinis 
gula noy khub ekta DAAMI.'

KHANDANI MUSALMAN: 'Toder 
ke ki koimu aamra AAR; 
chokh er saamne dekshi 
katogula KULANGAAR'. 
Jeeni korsen Bangladesh 
ke swadhin, taar murti 
bhangsis tura, korchis abar 
sei murti r opor PRASRAAB;
tura toh deksi Mir Zafar er cheye 
o adham, kulangaar ebong gaddar, 
tura ki paap kaaj taa ee na korsis, 
seta sudhu ek baar BHAAB.
Tura prakrito musalman 
hoite paaris naai, 
hoisis MUCHHALMAN; 
jaanis sudhu chhal chaaturi, 
lootpaat aar dhangsoleela, toder 
naai kuno bibek aar AATMASAMMAN'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, July 28, 2024

JOY SURJYODEB ER JOY; OTIRIKTO BIDYUT BILL AAR NOY !!!

"BABLOO: 'Joy Surjyodeb er JOY;
otirikto bidyut bill aar NOY.
'www.pmsuryaghar.gov.in' website 
e darkhaasto kore, baari r chhad 
e lagiye fellum Solar PANEL;
proti maash e, praaye 300 unit 
bidyut er supply paabo binamulye, 
dekho dekhini prakriti r KHEL.'

BABOOL: 'Ei 'Pradhan Mantri 
Surya Ghar Muft Bill Yojana' 
ta kintu besh BHALO; 
subsidy o paaowa jaabe bhalo 
ee, aar Solar bidyut ei cholbe 
pakha aar jwolbe AALO.'

BABLA: 'Oi 'Haines 2 Solar Cooker 
aar Dutch Oven' e kintu bhalo ee hoy 
ranna, surjya r aalo r TAAPE;
Bharat Sarkar er uchit eirakam 'Solar Cooker' 
o subsidy teh deowa, kaaron LPG niye o, 
madhyabitto raa bhalo ee ache CHAAPE.'

BALA: 'Amader baari r chhad er 
Solar Panel e dhore naao je, 300 
unit bidyut utpanno HOLO; 
aamra maatro 200 unit khorcha korlum, oi 
otirikto 100 unit bidyut company r kache 
ferot jaabe, ki daarun byapar BALO.
Amar ghar er bidyut bill o bnaachlo, otirikto 
bidyut sarkar o pelo, ebong sarkar je amar 
theke kinlo, ami paabo sei bidyut er o DAAM;
je bidyut sarkar kine nebe, segulo sarkari 
electric bus gulo e deowa hobe, satyi ee 
Surjyodeb ke janai sato koti PRANAAM.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, July 27, 2024

JAAK KICHU GHANTA R JONNO CHUTI, KORCHI BESH AARAM !!!

"Majhemoddhe kora bhalo UPOSH;
ete neyi kintu kono DOSH.
Pakasthali, Jakrita ebong 
Brikka paaye boiki BISHRAM; 
taara o bole othe, 'jaak kichu ghanta 
r jonno chuti, korchi besh AARAM.'
Jwal kom khaowaa r JONNO; 
oneker ee hoye KOSTHOKAATHINYA.
Aajkal khete bhule jacchi 
aamra chhatu, pepe aar BHUSHI; 
pratidin sakaal e pet pariskar howa khub 
jaroori, jodi mon ke rakhte hoy KHUSHI.
Jwal kom khaowaa taa o kintu paathar 
jome jabaar ekta onyotomo KAARAN;
roj ontoto paanch litre jwal paan korte 
ki asubidha, keyu toh koreni BAARAN.
Khaowa daaowa r por ee, 
songe songe ghumiye na 
pore, kichukkhon thakun JEGE;
protidin ontoto ek kilometre path
hnaatun, kintu seyi hnaata taa 
jano hoy ektu druto BEGE."- Arindam Sain

BHEEJE GHAASH ER SUBAAS, JHIJHI POKA R DAAK, AAR JONAKI R MITIMITI AALO, E JANO EK APARUP SRISTI !!!

"Saradin dhore aaj bristi 
porche taapur TUPUR;
bhaath ghum dicche gota 
graam, ekhan je DUPUR.
Ektu bela goralei, amader 
gram er school er maath e 
khela hobe FOOTBALL;
maath bolle bhool bola hobe, 
ei bristi teh doba hoye gache, 
maath e thoi thoi korche JWAL.
Jaara byata maath shukno 
thaakle o football khelte NAAMENA, 
taara o neme pore boiki, aajke toh 
dekhchi jhiri jhiri bristi o THAAMENA.
Khela sesh e, sabai jhaap diye pore 
galo pukur e, asole ghaat e je syaola SIRI;
ghaat er dhaar e, chaata niye bose ache 
'Thandi' buri, mon er sukh e, taanche BIRI.
Pukur er jwal e doob maarte maarte 
thik holo, je aaj raat er bela e, club e 
feast hobe, khaowa hobe KHICHURI;
'tora sab kochi sona naati aamar, amake 
ek thaala khete dis baba ra', korun konthe 
bolle amader graam er 'Thandi' BURI.
Raat e jakhan 'Thandi' buri o aamra 
khacchi khicuri, kichukkhon 
er jonno themeche BRISTI;
bheeje ghaash er subaas, jhijhi 
poka r daak, aar jonaki r mitimiti 
aalo, e jano ek aparup SRISTI."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 24, 2024

EKE BOLE GHUR PATH E 'CUT MONEY' !!!

"Onek kheyecho chop aar CHAA;
ebar tulte hobe vote er KHARCHA.
Footpath theke hatao HAWKER;
baariye daao aaro BEKAAR.
Ekdom buldozer chaliye tule 
daao sab footpath er BAZAAR;
abar boste debe jodi ora proti 
matha pichu daye kuri HAZAAR.
Eke bole ghur path e 'Cut MONEY';
chupchap diye debe, seta o JAANI.
Bidyut bill jeh dekhchi 
baarche ANABARATO;
sabji bazaar e giye jigges korte laage 
bhoy, je, 'ek kilo aloo r daam KATO' ?
Ghar er chele gulo 
more ANAHAAR E; 
othocho baire r cheleder 
proti ki darad, AHA RE."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, July 20, 2024

AFGHANISTAN ER BAAROTA BAJIYECHE; EBAAR BANGLADESH KE DHORECHE !!!

"Jinnapanthi maanei gaddar er JAAT;
Mir Zafar o bodhoy chilo ekta JAMAAT.
Afghanistan er baaro ta BAAJIYECHE; 
ebaar Bangladesh ke DHORECHE.
Nawab Sirajuddoula r mato ee 
kintu larai kore jacche Sekh HASINA;
aar edike kichu Communist gulo je 
kano China r dalaali korche JAANINA.
Communist raa jakhan holo shunyo, 
takhan ee pratham baar Alimuddin 
street e holo jaatiyo pataaka UTTALON;
ei sab Karl Marx, Lenin, kothakar kon 
Haridas Pal, barong oder theke Bhagat 
Singh koreche onek beshi ANDOLON.
Jodi Bangladesh er 
Sekh Hasina r sarkar kono 
kaaron e hoye jaaye BYARTHO;
tahole China kine nebe 
Bangladesh, jehetu oi jongi 
gosthi ke diyeche onek ARTHO. 
China aar Pakistan er 
madat ei eto naachanachi 
korche oi jongi GOSTHI;
Bharatiya Sena jakhan dhukbe teen 
dik diye, aatankbaad kora bhule jaabe 
oi Jamaat er choddo GUSTHI.
Aar ei Paschimbanga r Communist 
Bangaali Hindu buddhijeebi gulo der 
kache ekta ee anurodh, apnaara hoy 
China baa Pakistan e giye THAKUN;
kaaron apnader theke dher bhalo ekhaan 
kaar aadi bangaali musalman raa jaara 
Bharat Maata ke pujo kore ebong korena 
kono ganatantrik adhikaar ke KHOON."- Arindam Sain