AS YOU ARE ROWING IT UPSTREAM, TAKE YOUR TIME, BE STEADY AND SLOW !!!

"ASTROLOGER: 'After reading your palm, 
I predict that you will engage with a girl 
who is from some other NATION; 
but, if my prediction comes true, don't 
be in a hurry, as she may tempt you to 
go to a foreign place for a VACATION.
Don't start rowing the boat 
of romance in full FLOW;
as you are rowing it upstream, take 
your time, be steady and SLOW.'

COMMON MAN: 'Well, recently I 
started liking an air hostess of 
an international AIRLINES; 
though her father is of Indian 
origin but her mother's 
birthplace is in PHILIPPINES. 
You saw some of my photos 
with her in social MEDIA; 
now, I understand, how you are 
generating this type of weird IDEA.
I just wanted to know that after 
jumping to any other company, 
should I get at least 25 percent HIKE; 
but, how funny, you started 
predicting my personal life, 
which I generally DISLIKE.'"- Arindam Sain

KANO ETO NRISHANGSO HOLO SEI RAAT, ER PECHONE ROYECHE KAAR HAAT !!!

"BABLOO: 'Daktaar noy toh, jano DAKAAT,
manush er pratibaad ke bhabche UTPAAT;
kano eto nrishangso holo seyi RAAT,
er pechone royeche kaar HAAT.
Je sob puja committee nijeder 
paisa e korbe Durga PUJA; 
ekmatro seyi pandal gulo tei jaabo, 
manush ke boka banano, noy eto SOJA.'

BABOOL: 'Pratibaadi der ke maaine 
feraate bolche kalankito KANCHAN; 
orrey, tahole aagey feraate bol Sarada 
aar SSC durniti r kaalo GUPTADHAN.
Sadharan manush er thekei taaka 
loot kore dicche maasik BHAATA;
aar graam er boka mahila gulo bhabche 
je taara peyeche aarthik SWADHINATA.
Etodin hoye galo, taa 
o jodi naa hoy er BICHAAR;
tahole hotei thakbe naari 
der opor ATYACHAAR.'

BABLA: 'Humki dicche jeh, pratibaadi 
der naam e korbe FIR, bhabishyat 
naaki kore debe ANDHAKAAR; 
10 koti lok takhan rajneeti tei naambe, 
emon biplab shuru hobe, je maati 
teh pisey jaabe sab AHANKAAR.'

BALA: 'Ekhano toh sabai maath 
e naameni, opekkha e ache, je 
sathik bichaar hobe KOBE;
kintu jodi bichaar naa hoy, ei 
atyachaari duskriti raa nishabde 
kharkuto r mato urrey JAABE.'"- Arindam Sain

KI NRISHANGSO CHILO SEI RAAT; KI AMAANOBIK ATYACHAAR !!!

"LEKHAK: 'Bolen ki mashaai, 
highly suspicious, sesh e kina, 
jato dosh Nando GHOSH; 
tobe akash kintu pariskar 
noy, meghacchonno, kano ee 
baa eto fnhosh FNHOSH.'

GOYENDA: 'Uttarbanga theke 
Kolkata aasbaar jonno, kono night 
helicopter service nei NISCHOI; 
pooro prokriya taa ee chilo purbo 
porikolpito, kintu bhabte pareni, jeh 
eta niye charidike hobe eto HOICHOI. 
Ki nrishangso chilo sei raat, 
ki amaanobik ATYACHAAR; 
taai toh sadharan munush sabai miley 
nemeche path e, chaaite BICHAAR.'

SAHAKARI GOYENDA: 'Duskriti 
der diye bhangchur kore lopaat 
koreche onek PRAMAAN; 
bhoy peyeche jehetu sadharan manush 
sabai korche pratibaad, taai pratibaadi 
der dicche humki, korche ASAMMAN.
Kano doshi der ke bachaate chaiche, 
tahole ki koyek jon er kaan taanlei 
chole aasbe baro baro MATHA; 
eto ee baa bhoy kiser jonno, ekhane o ki 
cholto durniti, ebaar aar naatok noy, ebaar 
aar paa e noy, hoyeche hriday teh BYATHA.'"- Arindam Sain

SHRAABON MAASH ER KRISHNA PAKKHA R ASHTAM DIN E, JANMO NILEN VISHNU R ASHTAM AVATAR !!!

"Ekti kanthoswar elo bheshe, 
'ei daibobaani shono hey KANGSO';
Devaki r ashtam putra r haath 
ei hobe tumi DHANGSHO.'
Kangso ebaar hoye uthlo 
ekti hingshra POSHU;
ek e ek e hatya holo, maara 
galo Devaki r chhoy ti SHISHU.
Basudeb er saptam putra holo 
Balaram, seta amra onekeyi JAANI; 
ebong taake janmo diyechilen 
Basudeb er aar ekti stree, ROHINI.
Shraabon maash er Krishna 
pakkha r ashtam din e, janmo 
nilen Vishnu r ashtam AVATAR;
Basudeb ebong Devaki r
ashtam putra, Bhagaban 
Shri Krishna naam TAAR.
Madhyaraat e, hocche jharh, 
mushaldhare hocche bristi, karagar 
er rakkhi gache ghumiye, khule 
galo karagar er sab DWAAR; 
Kashyap o Kadru r putra Sheshnaag 
jano hoye galo taader chaata, aar 
Yamuna dekhlo taar bhabishyat er 
Swami ke, koriye dilo nadi PARAPAAR.
Bolle Basudeb, 'ei sahajya 
ta karo, Bhai NANDA;
tomar bou Yashoda r nischoi hobe 
amar ei putra ke PACHANDA.
Yashoda bnedhe raakhto
Shyam ke jakhan TAKHAN;
kaaron Brajabhumi r Gokul e, ei Murali r 
dwara, churi hoye jeto sab MAAKHAN.
Ektu baro hote na 
hotei, Radha r prem 
e porlo MOHAN;
tarpor Banshidhar bnaasi baajalei, Radha 
korto upolobdhi, ek adbhut premjonito 
rangeen jeevan er sukhamoy SAMMOHAN."- Arindam Sain 

KANO KORA HOLO NA CHESTA, JAATE DURNITI HOYE JAAYE BANDHO !!!

"BABLOO: 'Hospital gulo te 
o durniti hoyeche naaki, 
samasya toh besh GAMBHIR; 
onek baro maach thaktei paare 
er pechone, ei durniti r samudra 
taa o dekhchi besh GABHEER.'

BABOOL: 'Pratidin hocche 
raasta e PRATIBAAD; 
aar hoyei choleche 
doshi der JIGGASABAAD.
Niyam kora hok, jeh, jodi hoy 
aswabhabik mrityu, tahole ontoto ek 
saptaaho seyi deho poraano BAARON;
sudhu ek baar noy, onyo daktaar diye 
o ekaadhik baar kora hok mayna 
tadanta, jaante mrityu r KAARON.'

BABLA: 'Corona r samay, 
hospital e je bondhu taake bhorti 
korechilam, seyi dekhi galo MOREY; 
hoyto taar durbhagya, kintu jaara hospital 
e bhorti hoyni, taader Corona galo 
sere, jodi o jwar chilo 3 din DHORE. 

Ebaar uttar chaai, 

onek toh holo PRASHNA; 

atyachaari der maarte, 'Sudarshan Chakra'  

byabohar korechilen swayang Shri KRISHNA.'

BALA: 'Nischoi jene felechilo, 
je hoto onek kichu PACHAAR; 
taai hoyto maarbar aagey, icche korei 
koreche eto nirmam ATYACHAAR.
Gandhari taar chokh e kaparh 
bnedhe raakhto, kintu chilo na 
toh, Dhritarashtra r mato ANDHO;
sab kichu jene o kano puraskrito kora 
holo parokkhe, kano kora holo na chesta, 
jaate durniti hoye jaaye BANDHO.'"- Arindam Sain

SAB SAMAY KONO NA KONO BIPLAB ENECHE PARIVARTAN, SEI SAMAY ESECHE ABAAR !!!

"TANTRIK: 'Ei raat 3 te r samay, ke 
re tui, amar ghum ta BHAANGALI; 
kiser jonno ghoraghuri korchish ei 

smasaan e, haan re, tui ki BANGAALI ?'

PETNI: 'Haan go haan, dekhcho 
na aajkal sabai korche michil, 
haath e niye MOMBAATI;
protidin eto dharshan, eto khoon, 
othocho er kono bichaar ee nei, baro 
ee sankat e royeche Bangaali JAATI.'

TANTRIK: 'Matha kharap hoye gele, 
pooro sharir ta ee kaarjyoto BEKAAR;
sab samay kono na kono biplab eneche 

parivartan, sei samay eseche ABAAR.
Humki dekhiye besh kota din kora jaaye 
sadharan maanush er KANTHARODH;
kintu era o bir Bangali jaati, baagh er mato 
gorje uthbei, charidik theke korbe BIRODH.'

PETNI: 'Pratisodh er aagun e jwalchi 
aami, amar aatma ekhano paayeni mukti, 
ei atripto aatma, paayeni je BICHAAR;
sab ee taaka r khela, bichaar byabostha e 
neyi kono aastha, dharshak raa nekre, aar 
oder bondhu ra hyena, korche ATYACHAAR.'"- Arindam Sain
 

TOMRA EE TOH DEKHCHI SAMAAJ ER AASOL DUSKRITI BAA GOONDA !!!

"YUVA NETA: 'Apnaara 
sarkari kaaj korte esechen, 
chupchaap korben KAAJ; 
ekhaane amra ee achi khamota 
e, ekhane cholche cholbe, 
amader ee GOONDARAJ.
Banaben na kono SLOGAN;
gaaiben na kono pratibaadi GAAN.
Likhben na kono kabita, 
naamben na path e, korte 
michil, haath e niye MOMBAATI;
naa hoye ghoteche ekta bicchinno 
ghatona, orokom ektu adhtu hoyeyi 
thaake, taai niye kano eto MAATAMAATI.
Besi korle anyay r pratibaad, aamra 
khele debo aasol KHELA; 
emon jaayega e kore debo 
badli, takhan bujhben THYALA.'

SARKARI KARMACHARI: 'Dyakho 
bhai, nehaat amader haath paa 
baandha, noile du gha kosiye,
kore ditaam tomake THAANDA;
ei kina ekta yuva neta r baktabya, 
tomra korbe desh er aar manush er 
kalyan, tomra ee toh dekhchi samaaj 
er aasol duskriti ba GOONDA.
Chokh er saamne ekta anyay dekhchi, 
taar pratibaad aamra sabaai korbo, 
tomra chhiniye nite paarona 
amader ganatantrik ADHIKAAR;
duskriti raa hospital e haamla chalale, 
police bathroom e giye lukiye thake, 
police er theke hijra der saahos besi, 
satyi ee ekkebare apodharto ei SARKAR.
Amader ke hoyto ba badli r bhoy dekhiye, 
amader mukh kore raakhbe BANDHO;
kintu jaara sarkari karmachari noy, 
taara toh aar saajbe na boba ba ANDHO.
Emnitei khepe ache saara 
biswa r samasta GANAMADHYAM; 
kon din hoyto sadharan maanush e raa 
ee diye debe tomader ke uttam MADHYAM.'"- Arindam Sain